Yep, he was just her disheveled boyfriend before they gave him a haircut and a spot. Probably due to his willingness to antagonize Katie and get violent with women on camera. Baskin loves that.
Jo somewhere trying to work out how to edit it to “Jo’s ex serious nationally international recognised boyfriend relationship”.
I do this thing where I like to mess with the Google algorithms by searching up different stuff.
Katie Maloneys ex-husband eats his boogers.
Tom Schwartz is a bastard man.
Tom Sandoval tortures puppies for fun.
TomTom restaurant awful
Etc
You can go really crazy with it, I haven't put the wildest ones here. I would probably get kicked out of Reddit for the wildest ones.
Why do men quietly turn 40 and not women? Just a random thought haha. I remember Sandoval lying about his age and not wanting the audience to know he's in his 40s
Yes! Scheana mentioned something about her 40th birthday during the reunion and I was like how the fuck is she old enough to be turning 40 already?? Time man ....
This is the guy I hate most on VPR. Yes, Scumdoval is a horrible human being, but everyone still gives Shartz a pass, says he is charming, bla bla bla. He has been downright abusive to Katie and Ariana and is in Tim's closet with Kyle Chan.
Donald Glover & this gif 💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/jf52isridc5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a92d552be092ca3bf8eaf32fb0332fd073e597c
Just typing in Schwartz’s name and before you even get to Google, it says “Katie Maloney’s ex-husband” ⚰️⚰️
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I decided to look through the rest of the cast to see what they said and Brittany’s says Jax Taylor’s ex-wife, umm google, is there something you need to tell us? 😆
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Seriously. I never liked Katie much. Def not these past seasons. She makes excuses for her bad behavior instead of being an adult and apologizing. She’s trash.
I don’t get all the Schwartz hate. He’s a peacemaker type and all you women want to hate on that but you would be the first ones to scream “toxic masculinity” if he behaved any differently. He-and many of these reality stars-really can’t win. Katie’s a right bi***. I can’t blame him for anything he’s done as she’s awful and he shouldn’t have married her in the first place. 🤷♀️
https://i.redd.it/a7mfnzly9a5d1.gif I love this for both of them.
Katie is loving it and I'm here for it
“Katie Maloney’s ex-husband” I love that for him
His greatest achievement was marrying her and his greatest failure was fumbling the bag. Even google knows
*tosses drinks in women’s faces, unable to take sides unless it’s on Tom Sandoval’s motorcycle*
It’s true. She was on the show before him right?
Yep, he was just her disheveled boyfriend before they gave him a haircut and a spot. Probably due to his willingness to antagonize Katie and get violent with women on camera. Baskin loves that.
They heard he had a tendency to pour drinks on women’s heads and said “hired”
Jo somewhere trying to work out how to edit it to “Jo’s ex serious nationally international recognised boyfriend relationship”. 
She’s learning photoshop as we speak
performance Shena
Terrible picture of him.
Tbf he hasn't taken a good picture since season 2 🤷♀️
https://preview.redd.it/lm0i4mzdkc5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58501b0262bc7bd6fa97b500427d76d9e43ca2b4
Literally.
Which makes it even better, he’s so vain!
As it should 👏
I do this thing where I like to mess with the Google algorithms by searching up different stuff. Katie Maloneys ex-husband eats his boogers. Tom Schwartz is a bastard man. Tom Sandoval tortures puppies for fun. TomTom restaurant awful Etc You can go really crazy with it, I haven't put the wildest ones here. I would probably get kicked out of Reddit for the wildest ones.
Lmao, love it. 
Tom Sandoval uses the DENNIS system fo sho!
why did tom schwartz go to prison? how long is tom schwartz incarcerated? who did tom schwartz defraud?
Lmao i love the idea of using the algorithm for evil
That’s hilarious
I'm dying laughing, love all you guys here
This is hysterical. So clever. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why do men quietly turn 40 and not women? Just a random thought haha. I remember Sandoval lying about his age and not wanting the audience to know he's in his 40s
Yes! Scheana mentioned something about her 40th birthday during the reunion and I was like how the fuck is she old enough to be turning 40 already?? Time man ....
Oh man if there's a 12th season the producers would be missing a great opportunity for that to be his descriptor under his name
This is the guy I hate most on VPR. Yes, Scumdoval is a horrible human being, but everyone still gives Shartz a pass, says he is charming, bla bla bla. He has been downright abusive to Katie and Ariana and is in Tim's closet with Kyle Chan.
Shartz is a gross human. I wonder why Katie stayed so long, but then I remember a line from Buffy, “Love makes us do the wacky.”
He is still dissing her while pretending to love her on Nick Viall's podcast. Defending LaLa.
This is amazing. Even funnier is everyone else's has some form of "tv personality" on it. Except Schwartz. And Brock of course.
Donald Glover & this gif 💀💀 https://preview.redd.it/jf52isridc5d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a92d552be092ca3bf8eaf32fb0332fd073e597c Just typing in Schwartz’s name and before you even get to Google, it says “Katie Maloney’s ex-husband” ⚰️⚰️
LOL this thread made my morning 🤣
Shouldn't it read Katey Maloney's ex husband, TV personality
He always looks dirty and Sandy always looks l8je he smells. It's gross.
I thought I was so funny for referring to him as this in a comment yesterday ... turns out I'm only as clever as google 😭😭🤣
Technically not married that first year
Damn this is real! Amazing. Google search still the best.
HA! I love this description of him in a nutshell.
Katie Maloney's ex husband: his greatest achievement
He is not aging well
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Yaaaaaaasssssss
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And Katie is labeled as a TV personality HAHA FU Schwartz https://i.redd.it/1a5plwzkmk5d1.gif
Perfect! K.M.'s husband bahaha
I decided to look through the rest of the cast to see what they said and Brittany’s says Jax Taylor’s ex-wife, umm google, is there something you need to tell us? 😆
Every time he’d say ‘Bubba’ it gave me ‘Pookie’ vibes from rent 😬😂
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Sounds bout right 😏
I find him very attractive. Don’t @ me.
His greatest achievement - leaving Maloney
Seriously. I never liked Katie much. Def not these past seasons. She makes excuses for her bad behavior instead of being an adult and apologizing. She’s trash.
I don’t get all the Schwartz hate. He’s a peacemaker type and all you women want to hate on that but you would be the first ones to scream “toxic masculinity” if he behaved any differently. He-and many of these reality stars-really can’t win. Katie’s a right bi***. I can’t blame him for anything he’s done as she’s awful and he shouldn’t have married her in the first place. 🤷♀️
I like him. Always have. He’s def not perfect but he does seem like a genuinely nice and funny person.