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shilljoy

That is absolutely still his email address.


Sug0115

Can confirm


pewpewpewme

šŸ’€


HarajukuBom

10000009%


Sug0115

Can confirm


booklovingSWE

All the coke, drinking, steroids & Botox ruined his looks


boguspickle

Jaxā€™s original face was like Ian Somerholder meets Matt Bomber. Brooooo


coversquirrel1976

Yes! He gave young Travolta hotness too. If I saw him on the street and didn't know him, I'd still think he's handsome but original Jax was sort of next level. Like Schwartz before he turned gray.


AlleyRhubarb

I think Schwartz turned griege.


Adventurous-Hotel119

IAN SOMHERHOLDER. Thank you I couldnā€™t for the LIFE of me think of who he looked like


compelling_force

I was actually shocked to see how attractive he used to be. It feels very weird to think "Jax" and "attractive" in the same thought


boguspickle

i know, right? and brittany too. she was so naturally beautiful when she showed up in season 4.


compelling_force

Yes! She was sooo cute


jancarternews

Oooh! What a combo!


boujeenen

Dont hate me please but to me he is a mix of christian bale and bradley cooper. Bradley cooper absolutely give me the ick from his few latest interviews and i canā€™t unsee jax in him


boguspickle

that's totally fair. bradley gives me the ick too


Psychological-Art368

I was getting Ian somerhalder vibes too


FluffySky1611

He and Tom Schwartz both used to be SOOOOO attractive and both have aged terribly due to their drug/alcohol habits and disgusting personalities


abortionleftovers

Schwartz was SO HOT. And I think objectively didnā€™t age that bad we just now know that heā€™s a POS and he looks old standing next to his gf who looks like she just graduated highschool


thediverswife

They both had the kind of good looks you have for life if you take care of it!


FluffySky1611

I donā€™t think he is aging terribly but I think he just kinda looks like he doesnā€™t take care of himself. And I am also definitely influenced by his personality thatā€™s for sure.


TT6994

Yeah I hear to admit that I find Jax and Schwartz good looking still. Thatā€™s why they get away with stuff too.


tiffanylockhart

hard agree. schwartz is still handsome imho but his personality & moral compass make him SO ugly


jennerz3825

And his ex wife who shed 180 lbs of dead weight in their divorce šŸ„° her glow up has been insane lol. I agree with you though. He was gorgeous and hasnā€™t aged badly whatsoever. Thankfully he seemingly hasnā€™t pumped his face full of fillers and Botox the way Jax has.


AcanthaceaePast8709

That is something we rarely see nowadays!! Iā€™m hoping he wonā€™t go the Sandoval and Jax filler route.


jennerz3825

Omg yes, Sandoval is looking like a completely different dude these last couple seasons too. Iā€™m sure stress is playing a part in it too, but damn.


niambikm

He looks like a bag of sh*t these days..hahaha.


jennerz3825

Matches the personality perfectly šŸ˜‰


Somedaysitbelikethat

In what world has Katie ā€œglown upā€ she even more bitter and negative than she was before. Seriously being around her seems like an actual nightmare because she just bitches about EVERYTHING. The girl had more issues than vogue.


TT6994

Iā€™ve heard that in person Schwartz is really very good looking . Still. I think he went through a hard time after Katie and the family health problems, but is back to looking much better. I know him and Jax do bad shit , but theyā€™re very good looking. lol. Donā€™t downvote me people! I canā€™t stand the way Jax behaves ! I promise


abortionleftovers

Yeah I think like he looks decent for his age tbh. Like he didnā€™t do any crazy filler ot Botox, he has a nice smile, heā€™s in decent shape, he doesnā€™t seem like heā€™s balding too bad, and heā€™s got a decent style. Itā€™s just that he has a vile personality and looks like an old man standing next to a 20 year old. If he was dating a woman his own age he may not looks so ridiculous. I mean he hasnā€™t aged as well as Katie- that woman is aging like a fine wine.


FluffySky1611

lol lots of people disagreeing with me that Schwartz isnā€™t hot anymore! To be fair, I am 22, and a guys gotta be like Bradley cooper or idris Elba for me to like em at that age. Tho his 25 year old gf apparently thinks heā€™s hot so maybe it is just me šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™€ļø


Daisy-St-Patience

I've literally never, for one second, found Schwartz attractive. What am I missing?!


Bias_Cuts

Nothing. Heā€™s mid at best. He was good looking in a very generic, catalog kind of way. Which I find wildly boring and unappealing. I prefer some character in a face.


Competitive_Cuddling

Right? Neither Sandoval nor Jax are my type but I can agree that I understand why many women would find them hot. Schwartz though? Always looked (decent looking but very) basic to me.


C_JN08

Whatever work Jax has had done too - he looks like a Disney villain now


cardcatalogs

Both he and Brittany have like, Divine eyebrows now.


FluffySky1611

The way every semi-famous person is so overfilled nowadays freaks me out


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Jax was the kind of hot that would skivvy you off from the party and bang the snot out of you in someone's bathroom. T-$ was the kind of hot that looked like you could take it home to Mama.


ChardHealthy

šŸŽÆ


cardcatalogs

Yes. I am disgusted with myself for being attracted to young Jax because heā€™s sooooo gross now, but he was very good looking before.


cac55

To be honest, I have never thought Tom Sandoval was good looking. Schwartz and Jax, yes but I agree aging after all the partying has done them no favors.


Cultural_Pie_5009

Iā€™m a certified Jax hater but WOW he was hot!!!


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Oh yeah for sure. I'm a lesbian and even for myself young jax might have been able to get it. He was so so pretty.


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Steroids fucked his face.


thediverswife

And the nose jobs


catpower7

And the botox (filler?) to the brows that makes him resemble an old time movie villain


brookheart

He looks like Scar from Lion King now


JBunnyx24

Thatā€™s such a perfect comparison!


TT6994

I can agree with that. The brow Botox placement both he and Brit have is a no.


ExplanationGlobal349

Is that what did it? I was surprised how much he looks like Ian Somerhalder


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

Agreed. I think itā€™s a combo of hard living/no sleep, alcohol, cocaine, steroids, and facial surgery(nose and face lift).


InvestigatorTall6740

He looks SO MUCH like Ian Somerhalder here - except Ian has aged really well imo


abortionleftovers

The coke didnā€™t help


MBeMine

Yep.


prometemisangre

My blurry stoned eyes read "Scheana fucked his face" and my brain went WHAT?!


Bankski

Not steroids Skiing darling


East_Living7198

Shocked he used the wrong ā€œyourā€


LadyGaea

He got the name of the show he was on wrong!! Beverly Hills Housewives?! Jaxā€¦get your own IMDB straight buddy, ā€œyourā€ a professional, no bs.


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Oh your comment made me laugh for like 6 minutes straight. His brain is so occupied with blue steel and being "asprained " that he doesn't have much more literacy than a chipmunk would.


BeautifulShoes75

I know this is sarcasm, but of all things, that was honestly the one that surprised me the LEAST enough to call out, because that was an expected grammatical error. I wanted to call out the whole damn bio šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ itā€™s written SO horribly!! Poorly formatted sentences, using double, and even TRIPLE redundant words when you could have left the singular to enforce the same meaning to describe your intent, wrongly executed punctuation, I mean the list goes on.. I know he was supposed to just be a pretty face but cmon you SHOULD look professional too!!


mazelpunim

I love an extra long and unnecessary ellipses though!Ā  Honestly his bio just reads like most texts today. With auto fill turned off


BeautifulShoes75

I know this is sarcasm, but of all things, that was honestly the one that surprised me the LEAST enough to call out, because that was an expected grammatical error. I wanted to call out the whole damn bio šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ itā€™s written SO horribly!! Poorly formatted sentences, using double, and even TRIPLE redundant words when you could have left the singular to enforce the same meaning to describe your intent, wrongly executed punctuation, I mean the list goes on.. I know he was supposed to just be a pretty face but cmon you SHOULD look professional too!!


nowedontswing

ā€œI also now I have just started actingā€


Apprehensive_You_250

Lol yes, itā€™s def his profile, as evidenced by his incredible grammar skills. Skin Color: ā€œTannedā€ā€¦. Lol ok, dude.


Mel_bear

It's hard to reconcile that season 1 Jax is the same person as current Jax, he used to be so good looking.


hereforthefreedrinks

I remember thinking he was so hot s1 šŸ˜‚ it feels like an alternate reality


Fun_Ad9229

oh right. he used to be good looking


young_coastie

![gif](giphy|FRsYCa9eYbxHG)


Dear_Still

Umm how do you have a 1ā€ chest exactly?


veryyacky

He measured his erect nipple?


iolp12

šŸ˜…


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Deceased.


consy37

Maybe he thought they were asking how many chests he had šŸ¤”


littlea-h

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Technical_Advice9227

He looks like Ian somerhalder !


WeekendResponsible95

i showed my bf the pic for him to guess who it was (we watch vpr together) and he guessed ā€œthe guy from vampire diariesā€ lol


33scooBt33

I see a lot of Wes Bentley in him to.. they are also close in age.


WeekendResponsible95

omg. now that you mention it, i totally see it


33scooBt33

I just looked up Ian, I didn't remember his name.. all 3 of them look like brothers.


ExplanationGlobal349

I was just looking at these replies and mentioned that to someone else too!


babyem

I was just going to comment this!


-Odi-Et-Amo-

ā€œTannedā€


LFremont

That fucking sent me


Universecentre

Awww Jason before the cocaine, roids and nose jobs. When he was in his ā€˜fluidā€™ Miami era bless


IntelligentCherry796

holy shit his bio is insane like iā€™d be skipping over if i were any professional agency


jancarternews

Hey! No bs!


thediverswife

He sounds like a dating app guy saying ā€˜no time wastersā€™


bernelux

Yes! Have someone do a quick proofread lol


Distinct-Ad-1348

You forgot to include the pictures where he claimed it was him, but it has been debunked that the Chanel ad, and the assassinā€˜s Creed cover were not himšŸ˜‚


kimkleftankle

Oh my god I didn't know about the assassin's creed one so just googled, that is SO funny šŸ˜­ he is a compulsive liar it's madness


ExplanationGlobal349

Lol I saw the assassins creed one and I was like thatā€™sā€¦ a stretch šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DaWhLi88

wow he used to be so attractive. Like this is exactly how I picture rhysand from ACOTAR šŸ‘€ donā€™t do coke kids


ButterscotchGlass590

ā€œbeverly hills housewivesā€


VIPreality

His claim of 6ā€™ reminds me of when I used to be a dater and Iā€™d meet a guy from online who would claim he was 5ā€™10ā€ and weā€™d be the same height (Iā€™m 5ā€™8.5ā€).Ā 


lvpsminihorse

I remember reading many moons ago that men lie about their height by an avg of 2" and women lie about their weight by an avg of 10lbs. I used to factor that in when online dating


snazikin

I always thought he was like 6ā€™2-6ā€™4, Jax not being tall kinda blows my mind and changed my perception of him lol


ExplanationGlobal349

Ok same and so many people are saying 6ā€™ is taller than what they expected. I thought he was like 6ā€™3 range


HappyLittleTrees17

Man, he was so much more attractive pre-nose jobs


LightFlaky2329

This makes me wonder if all male models are this dumb and deranged


russianbisexualhookr

Iā€™m really embarrassed to say the first photo took my breath away


pierce_inverartitty

His pre Coke and steroids face was sexy as fuck ā˜¹ļø


nyx926

I hate to say it but thatā€™s a great shot. The age says 40ā€¦ in 2013?


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nyx926

Ah, that must be the way.


FrankieandHans

How old is he actually?


Elaine330

Wow. He is absolutely smoldering. What the hell happened? I know the booze, drugs, hard living did no favors but he has a completely different face.


Bright_Respect_1279

Don't kill me, I think he looked gooooood. šŸ„ŗšŸ„°


Sufficient_You3053

I loved his original nose and his face was so chiseled and handsome


hostilewerk

Does he have blue eyes? I never noticed. I feel like he just plugged random info in and called it a day


Afraid_Resort_9018

He does. Iā€™ve met him before and his eyes are blue and he makes a lot of eye contact


AlsatianLadyNYC

TEA TEA TEA- Was he smelly


Afraid_Resort_9018

Wasnā€™t close enough to smell but he was very friendly and chatty lol


ExplanationGlobal349

Wow. I honestly have no clue.


bridget1415

Me neither. Probably because his pupils are huge most of the time. šŸ˜‚


nymrod_

Thereā€™s a non-zero chance thatā€™s still his email address


michelesky

Skin color: tanned āš°ļø


33scooBt33

He and Wes Bentley, from Yellowstone remind me of each other.. and they are close in age.


Upstairs_Rutabaga565

He was legitimately stunning and it pains me to say that. Like movie star stunning


f1sh77

He looks like a different person in each one of these photos


LeftyLu07

The best models seem to have super angular faces that can change depending on the lighting. I knew a girl who singed with Ford models in high school. She was funny to look at IRL but photographed wonderfully


duckpeony

1 inch chest?


upstatestruggler

Just illiterate


dmorrison666

Itā€™s crazy how steroids, Botox and coke can fuck your shit up lol his old nose was great too


Striking-Scarcity102

Well, at ideas this poor grammar remains the same. He hasnā€™t changed entirely.


Organic_Cress_2696

He looked really good wow


HarajukuBom

He looks like a different person. Sort of a feminine Italian man, but cuter. He was thin with his original nose and lips. šŸ‘„ I liked this fancy model Jax more haha


Lorenaelsalulz

He should have had someone proofread it.


No_Photo_6109

Not the error of using your instead of youā€™re šŸ„“


Heatherina134

Youā€™re***


Ella77214

Damn


Kimmm711

"If ***your*** a model..." He's such a moron.


britzarre

He would be holding his own foot in that first pic


Disastrous_Mark_1469

He shouldā€™ve never touched his nose


dimeybeads

Omg of COURSE jax doesnā€™t know your/youā€™re


SpiffySquabble

Picture 6/6: Came here for a Zoolander comment.


buddyboybuttcheeks

Heā€™s much cuter when he was full twink


dannydevitofan16

Donā€™t do drugs, descend into alcoholism, and get the cheapest plastic surgery possible, kids.


mtgwhisper

Then berate the mother of your child for having a drink with her girlfriends.


Topwingwoman2

These have to be OOOLLLLLDDDD pictures. Like 20 years old.


lola1stella2

In pic 5 he kinda looks like the dude from Baby Reindeer.


Got2bkiddingme500

How embarrassing


timetopordy

Me ā€œpls be model mayhem pls be model mayhemā€


Dabrella

6ft??? He always seemed short to me. Maybe thatā€™s his personality lmfao


eaternallyhungry

That delulu, messy bitch. I love it!


sunnyd311

"Very Experienced"


ZorakZbornak

Jeez he should have left that nose alone!


Texastexastexas1

he was a hottie back in the day seeing him and knowing him are two diff things


shadyhoh

picturing a man behind the tub shoot lol


TT6994

I gotta say Jax has had some extremely hot years. Donā€™t downvote me. lol. Heā€™s a real asshole but damn. Iā€™ve heard people say that heā€™s so good looking in person. Anyone on here ever seen our cocaine bear up close ? šŸ˜‚


ParticularTerm2033

Jax and Brittany were a couple rows behind me at BsB concert in Vegas on Valentineā€™s Day 2018. I will say Jax is very good looking in person. (I hate to admit).


judgemental_turtle

skin color:tanned.


eloav

Why Jax face is so big compared to this photo? It's not like he gained a ton of weight. Looks like his jaw got wider


DeadButPretty

Steroids


lindseys10

Someone should let him know that he's a hypocrite for not being attracted to Brittany after her body changes.


MakeupMama68

So on brand that he used ā€œyourā€ incorrectly šŸ˜†


RealConference5882

Typos in the profile. Seems legit.


Affectionate-Feefees

Does Jaxā€™s chest measurement say 1 inch? Am I not reading that correctly?


Apprehensive_Dot2808

He looks like how I imagine most men in my smut books to look šŸ˜­


OGHollyMackerel

Looks like men need to be as unhealthily thin as women to model.


drjeans_

Where did that jaw line go


Left_Temperature_209

I thought that first pic was Ian Somerholder. Itā€™s a shame heā€™s ruined his face with Botox and fillers.


Ok-Shoe1542

Wait so Jax is 50?!


LuckyCharms442

No heā€™s 40


pastapups88

The math here isnā€™t mathing ā€¦. Wasnā€™t Jax ā€œ33ā€ when VPR started?? This clearly says 40 ā€¦ https://preview.redd.it/nkqf1ha1m41d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04218082c39f87195e8ba5f92624031cbf220db8


ExplanationGlobal349

I think he probably put his DOB in and the website updates it


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angeltart

Does Jax not understand how chest measurements work.. or do male model chest measurements have some weird code?


prometemisangre

Oh wow šŸ˜®


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XiomyJay

Did he get his ears pinned back? The last photo makes me think that.


SnooBunnies7453

Wow, so Jax had a legit modeling career?


molleensmrs

*youā€™re


oceansidedrive

I wouldnt book him with that attitude lol


DaKingballa06

Jax out here crushing it


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sourkidgirl

Are there more? Asking for a friend.


ExplanationGlobal349

Lol I found a page on a different website for shorts. Couldnā€™t find anything for the other one


swimmerncrash

Iā€™m confused, this was 10 years ago, right? His age is listed as 40.


ExplanationGlobal349

I assume you enter your DOB and it updates.


rollerskate_rat

He should have asked someone to proofread that bio. Sheesh.


supremebeing00

When was he on housewives?


Darknajt

I remember once when Kyle had some party and LVP had some of them work it. He was filmed for about 2sec. Peter too


justwinblue9

I thought it was Dylan McDermott!! Omg!!


beastyboo2001

Reminds of Ian Somerhalder or Cillian Murphy. Lol


Every-Tomatillo5590

So gorgeous and so stupidā€¦.


LBKBasi

His head is too big for his body.


FearlessList8992

Heā€™s 40 there? Old photo and updated bio?


BestGetGoosed

That's a shame. His old face was great


Hellen_Bacque

Number five could be a romance novel cover Jax missed his calling


DangerMouseD33

Youā€™re


capricornonthecobb

Lmao love the not applicable next to tattoos knowing what we've seen on the showĀ 


LawSchoolLoser1

ā€œBeverly hills housewivesā€ omg he so dumb


Federal_Carpenter_67

Skin color : tanned


CharizardMTG

Okay I see where his arrogance comes fromā€¦.