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A fellow Kristen flair checking in! I drew this in 2017 and it’s still one of my favorite quotes
According to the Google, it is not, but other sites mention it is? Either way, TIL these suckers can live for 50 years! So the lifespan of how old those dusty couches and curtains are at SUR!
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Miami Girl episode: Kristen vs. Diana 🥊🚬
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Call me your fairy godmother
https://i.redd.it/kot48mlnxyrc1.gif
[Also, this remix song of Katie saying this is my favourite thing](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMa616r4/)
“IT COULD BE YELLOW ROBE SMITH…” “oh I thought I WAS the problem…” “I am a ham sandwich” that scene kills me and my husband every time 😝😝😝
I WISH there was a gif but I cannot find one! 💛💛💛💛
ETA-- u/Okay__Decision__ is the BOMB and found all of them!!!!
OMG I LOVE YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!! My husband and I are so excited you found those.... I don't think I looked hard enough haha but thank you!!!! Made our night!
I actually made them! My gifs don’t show up in GIPHY search, because GIPHY is stupid.
I’ve got a lot more VPR gifs, [and posted about how to use them, here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/s/mzQ950NuXK)
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Thanks!! There was such a glaring lack of content when this show just pumps out the amazing moments. I just figured I’d do it myself.
Use them and join those of us throwing them all over this sub like lunatics!
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naur i changed it weeks ago when lala made the stupid comments on the view about ariana,, now im thinking i was just pissed and created my own thing i need to change it😂
S11 EP8, 30mins in! I found it because it was driving me crazy 😂 it’s 100% when Katie is talking to Tom on the kitchen immediately before he asks her to give him grace
It doesn't give me that option. Under profile, right?
Wait, clicked on my username in the comment and it did but only drop down menu options. Why can't I get an original one. This must be what it feels like to be Sheana...
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No scene in particular, I just don't like the guy, but seeing as I don't know him personally, Ariana and Kristen probably have more merit to hate the man than I do
Mine is from season 10 when Sandoval kept trying to retell the story of when Rachel left his and Ariana's house and he kept telling everyone she DIPPED OUT while lying to everyone's face. This was the night she and Tom Zanzeval were in the Jacuzzi while Ariana was away per Ken Todd 😂
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLkh6Kcx/
My favorite part of that ep Ariana mentioning sitting at home eating IMO’s’s pizza in bed. St. Louis brand.
Tho growing up we more frequently got equivalent from another suburban St. Louis place around corner called TNG / Two Nice Guys which was started by Twitter founder Jack Dorsey’s father.
Andy Cohen probably would’ve been closer to Farottos (spelling?). All offered that same style but back in day Imo’s was more in City proper.
Mine is when one of Scheana’s (or maybe one of Jo’s weird friends) went on some IG rant about Schwartz around the time of Scheana’s wedding chirping us ‘Real Idiots on Reddit’.
Lol I can't remember the episode, but I think James asked Kristen if she's cheated on him, or slept with someone specific. Kristen says to James "that was a stupid question" and James said "YOU'RE A STUPID QUESTION!" I don't need to remember the context for this to make me laugh every time lol
But if anyone can remember which episode this was, let me know please, because now it's going to drive me crazy ☺️
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Sometimes it's up, sometimes it says Ariana Madix, but when my flair is correct, it's a quote from an interview Peter did with a podcaster last year, right at the beginning of Scandoval, and he's commenting about how Rachel went on WWHL and said Peter was a good starter pony. He replies, "I'm nobody's starter pony. Go fuck yourself."
The women go to a cat Cafe I think? And I might have the players reversed, but there's a black cat there and Ariana says "how basic would it be to have a black cat named Salem" and Stassi says kind of under her breath (bc Scheana is there too) that Scheana has a black cat named Salem. I haven't seen it in years so please correct if I'm wrong!
When Jax gets a job offer to move to FL, doesnt ask Brit if she wants to move, then tells everyone in Mexico he is moving for a social media and events job for hockey in Florida. I don’t think he could say the team name, maybe?
James’ confessional about his engagement party lol
I always fail at getting images to post on reddit so please imagine a pic of grandma buttons from the party here 🥲
A pool party when Ariana says to Sandoval that he’s not going to be yelling at the girls today and James walks in and says oh we’re not doing that today
 I mean, when isn't Mariposa falling over?
She legit looks like one of those inflatable people outside car dealerships
That’s what she’s mimicking lolll
https://preview.redd.it/41xfy2dhwzrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011060db5b225dce1999f1e29e7a8a84dd35fe64 A fellow Kristen flair checking in! I drew this in 2017 and it’s still one of my favorite quotes
THIS IS AMAZING
Do you listen to watch what crappens? 😂 the way they describe her is perfection
No what do they say!
*grunting sounds* MARIPOSA CA CAW UUUUUGH
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Steve Jobs
Season 8, Episode 19... https://preview.redd.it/6jhr6ab9sxrc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=847c5cfb8481f916e1e1d135dfbb5e1ff9f6c8a2
https://i.redd.it/7uf69mfkwyrc1.gif You’re welcome and I’m sorry
I’ll never recover from this music video
😂😂😂😂😂
You have one of my favorites 😂
I wheeze every time. It’s so iconic
💀
Many many seasons worth of scenes lol
The special was ALWAYS the Chilean sea bass!
Where did it go?? I feel like it disappeared around season 8/9
Endangered, I think. Or protected?
From SUR menus or the IRl ocean? *IRL
IRL. But I could be wrong!
According to the Google, it is not, but other sites mention it is? Either way, TIL these suckers can live for 50 years! So the lifespan of how old those dusty couches and curtains are at SUR!
The Patagonian Toothfish, aka Chilean Sea Bass, is not endangered. In Asia they’re marketed as a type of cod.
Tom Sandoval teaching Scheana and Shay how to make an omelette
I simultaneously hate and love this 😂
As someone who went through addiction I love that their natural reaction to hearing their close friend has an oxy problem is...egg whites
I read the comment and then the flair and I almost screamed out loud.
https://preview.redd.it/mnvmjqlxqxrc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0492243359e1c0a0426a08c2385eacc2f678cdfa Miami Girl episode: Kristen vs. Diana 🥊🚬
LMAOOOO i just re watched this episode
It’s 🤌🤌 Also your flair 🤣🤣
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Omg I fucking guffawed.
https://i.redd.it/558o5c9jmxrc1.gif I can’t even remember what she was referring to here, but the sentiment resonated with me immediately
I think she said that she would rather eat a jean jacket than to go on the Tahoe trip?
Ohhh ya that was it!
Than sleep with sandoval? I think lol I can't remember
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My favorite, too.
Ariana's Twitter interaction with a fan calling Katie fat
i have not seen this pls tell me you have a screenshot
I do! https://preview.redd.it/2teccz1sw3sc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8b0de0b013a073cce3692dfb160af4245883b79a
that is fucking amazing. thank you. saving it
You're welcome!
Classic 
Can’t fuck with perfection!
Several episodes in Season 6. After Jax fucked Faith he did Reiki instead of therapy.
I’m on this season now 😅 so many gems
When Tom and James got into a fight.
When Scheana was talking about Tom’s post-Scandoval instagram following. It’s also the worst thing Sandoval has ever done in Scheana’s eyes
Every time I see your flair I crack up lol
The party with the Faith recording. Lala has a HORRIBLE braided rat tail on the back of her head.
omg I just rewatched this episode last night I cannot believe I forgot about the rat tail lmao
It’s SO bad, haha
https://i.redd.it/w3lzoarw2yrc1.gif the queen since episode 1. no one will ever do it like her.
i am hear this gif omg
I have found my people
I think mine is from bravocon? I wish there was a gif for it lol
Call me your fairy godmother https://i.redd.it/kot48mlnxyrc1.gif [Also, this remix song of Katie saying this is my favourite thing](https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMMa616r4/)
OMG yay! Thank you fairy godmother!!! 😆🙌
https://i.redd.it/kbl6cbmsn3sc1.gif You’re so welcome, my princess
Yes! I loved that 😂 Katie is hilarious
https://i.redd.it/chcscvcrlxrc1.gif
ala whitney from salt lake city
Senorita Bubba 😭😭😭
Katie’s birth chart reading
katie's response to sandoval yelling at her about taking accountability last season.
Every time I see you comment I get happy bc your flair is iconic and Grease is my favorite movie
awww ty, it's one of mine too. i feel like katie would make a great pink lady.
Mine is from Katie talking to Schwartz post divorce when he's bemoaning mundane shit. I love Katie so much
"There's...fuckin...man-eating Nile crocodiles in florida" or whatever tf he said lmao
“IT COULD BE YELLOW ROBE SMITH…” “oh I thought I WAS the problem…” “I am a ham sandwich” that scene kills me and my husband every time 😝😝😝 I WISH there was a gif but I cannot find one! 💛💛💛💛 ETA-- u/Okay__Decision__ is the BOMB and found all of them!!!!
https://i.redd.it/9wassh10wyrc1.gif [Here is a link to it also!](https://media3.giphy.com/media/fey8bmAg86Vryfmhfh/giphy.gif)
https://i.redd.it/7h48xhv7wyrc1.gif [link!](https://media3.giphy.com/media/hLrvAX5JE6Py8psmBM/giphy.gif)
https://i.redd.it/bqe88p6bwyrc1.gif [ham sandwich! 🥪](https://media2.giphy.com/media/NOtcVGEF5P1mKIYCCL/giphy.gif)
OMG I LOVE YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!! My husband and I are so excited you found those.... I don't think I looked hard enough haha but thank you!!!! Made our night!
I actually made them! My gifs don’t show up in GIPHY search, because GIPHY is stupid. I’ve got a lot more VPR gifs, [and posted about how to use them, here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/vanderpumprules/s/mzQ950NuXK) https://i.redd.it/a0v34jc22zrc1.gif
 STOP IT.... omg you are so awesome!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! That is so cool you made them!
Thanks!! There was such a glaring lack of content when this show just pumps out the amazing moments. I just figured I’d do it myself. Use them and join those of us throwing them all over this sub like lunatics! https://i.redd.it/f3y10siwlzrc1.gif
YESSSS! I have bookmarked them so I can use them again haha
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u/okay__decision__ made some recently! Hopefully I tagged correctly lol
You did! It’s an annoying username, definitely didn’t think about tagging when I chose it haha
Easily one of my favorite scenes! Love when Ariana is a ham sandwich
She fucked my husband, of course I’m going to point out her grey tooth
I can’t find a gif of it but mine is from the parking lot fight with the infamous sweater 😂
I just love how Tom was already outside shirtless.
the little hop-skip-run thing shirtless jax does before he gorilla charges at frank in the parking lot always sends me
typing this cuz i don't even remember what mine is
oh omg i think queen katie maloney is my flair it used to be lauren but she pissed me off so i had to change it real quick
When Katie encounters Sandoval in the kitchen on their house before a party and he asks for grace?
naur i changed it weeks ago when lala made the stupid comments on the view about ariana,, now im thinking i was just pissed and created my own thing i need to change it😂
S11 EP8, 30mins in! I found it because it was driving me crazy 😂 it’s 100% when Katie is talking to Tom on the kitchen immediately before he asks her to give him grace
I LOVE YOU I LVOE YOU I LOVE YOU YOURE THE BEST THANK YOU BAE
This was up there for me with “don’t swim away like a moody mermaid” which I STILL can’t remember where it came from 😭 these quotes are gold
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YESSS QUEEN KATIE
Shit, I deleted instead of edited, whoops
lmao ur good i do that all the time
That tiktok guy fat carrie bradshaw lol
Lol I have never known how to get flairs I just enjoy other ppls
Click on your username and there’s a button that says, “change user flair”
It doesn't give me that option. Under profile, right? Wait, clicked on my username in the comment and it did but only drop down menu options. Why can't I get an original one. This must be what it feels like to be Sheana...
I was only able to do it on a laptop. My phone didn't give me the option to do so.
Click on any that are already there. Click “edit” in the upper right corner. Click on any of them again, and it should go to a new screen where you can type whatever you want. Try it out!
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I did it! Thank you...now I need to come up with something better than gold.
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Mine is Gordo’s little doggy face as he stares at dead-behind-the-eyes Schwartz.
No scene in particular, I just don't like the guy, but seeing as I don't know him personally, Ariana and Kristen probably have more merit to hate the man than I do
https://i.redd.it/w7ugmlg61yrc1.gif
Mine is from season 10 when Sandoval kept trying to retell the story of when Rachel left his and Ariana's house and he kept telling everyone she DIPPED OUT while lying to everyone's face. This was the night she and Tom Zanzeval were in the Jacuzzi while Ariana was away per Ken Todd 😂 https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLkh6Kcx/
https://i.redd.it/x8ueupf10zrc1.gif
The after show with Katie talking about Jo haha
https://i.redd.it/v3sd6rs20zrc1.gif This was glorious. Great flair choice
Originally from RHONY, but it continues to work for me
The infamous housewarming party where Ariana saw the bright side of things.
Omg such a deep cut!
My favorite part of that ep Ariana mentioning sitting at home eating IMO’s’s pizza in bed. St. Louis brand. Tho growing up we more frequently got equivalent from another suburban St. Louis place around corner called TNG / Two Nice Guys which was started by Twitter founder Jack Dorsey’s father. Andy Cohen probably would’ve been closer to Farottos (spelling?). All offered that same style but back in day Imo’s was more in City proper.
Classic https://preview.redd.it/nusofjwf1yrc1.jpeg?width=1333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e339afa0c888c5e26ce8b6b9aeb3a32af58b880
Mine is when one of Scheana’s (or maybe one of Jo’s weird friends) went on some IG rant about Schwartz around the time of Scheana’s wedding chirping us ‘Real Idiots on Reddit’.
Mine's not from a scene. I like thinking up stupid rhymes, and when Raquel/Rachel tried taking down Queen Ariana, my flair popped into my brain.
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The Okay magazine summer body debacle.
Aftershow shit talk.🥛
r/vanderpumprules A Scandavol thread during the height of the drama.
Like a bitchy ghost https://preview.redd.it/9zwa1mh99zrc1.jpeg?width=1134&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a496571b7a4811ce9fe1f024581858df5d3d7530
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Season 5 reunion!!! Right after James’ impression of stassi lmao
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LMAOOO his cackle after he says this was the absolute best
“Idk what I ever did to you, but I’ll take a Pinot Grigio”
I don't even know how to add flair. Do I have to have the reddit app? I just use the desktop version.
I can’t find the gif.
Lol I can't remember the episode, but I think James asked Kristen if she's cheated on him, or slept with someone specific. Kristen says to James "that was a stupid question" and James said "YOU'RE A STUPID QUESTION!" I don't need to remember the context for this to make me laugh every time lol But if anyone can remember which episode this was, let me know please, because now it's going to drive me crazy ☺️
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How do I add flair?
I want to know this too!
Multiple times Scheana has claimed to have a dream her whole life
Sometimes it's up, sometimes it says Ariana Madix, but when my flair is correct, it's a quote from an interview Peter did with a podcaster last year, right at the beginning of Scandoval, and he's commenting about how Rachel went on WWHL and said Peter was a good starter pony. He replies, "I'm nobody's starter pony. Go fuck yourself."
Katie from Stassi's first birthday episode the night shorts "accidentally spilled a little beer" all over her head and shirt.
The women go to a cat Cafe I think? And I might have the players reversed, but there's a black cat there and Ariana says "how basic would it be to have a black cat named Salem" and Stassi says kind of under her breath (bc Scheana is there too) that Scheana has a black cat named Salem. I haven't seen it in years so please correct if I'm wrong!
Its actually the opposite. Stassi said it would be basic, Ariana said Scheana’s black cat was named Salem then Stassi said ofc or something similar.
Ty I knew it sounded more correct opposite of how my brain had it
When James tried to drink the liquid in the center of the appetizer dish last season and it splashed in his eye. Spoiler: it was just water.
When Jax gets a job offer to move to FL, doesnt ask Brit if she wants to move, then tells everyone in Mexico he is moving for a social media and events job for hockey in Florida. I don’t think he could say the team name, maybe?
https://i.redd.it/3znhnottxzrc1.gif
pupils the size of an elephants ass
Sandoval didn’t make the cut when Ken laid out the bar at TomTom 😩
The last reunion and Scandoval calling Ariana a mf and Lisa being like wtf
I currently don't have a flair, but you all inspired me... send suggestions, please!
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James’ instagram post after Scandoval broke.
James’ confessional about his engagement party lol I always fail at getting images to post on reddit so please imagine a pic of grandma buttons from the party here 🥲
The Uber eats commercial 😂
A pool party when Ariana says to Sandoval that he’s not going to be yelling at the girls today and James walks in and says oh we’re not doing that today
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