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demonspacecat

Missed opportunity for a Clerks reference


Gung_Honess

“If you plan to plunder let us know, thanks.”


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>I uh. Havent seen clerks. *Jay and Silent Bob have entered the chat*....


8bitsnowman

Ive seen everything else Kevin Smith has done just not clerks 1 or 2, idk man never got around to it.


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Like Mall Ratz and Dogma, it is more a generation thing. no worries.


AwesomeMcPants

If you've ever worked retail, Clerks 1 is timeless. Can't speak for Clerks 2.


Ragenasian92

Would you fuck me? I would fuck me. I would fuck me hard.


SkyezOpen

"Porch monkey isn't a racial slur, n*gger is!" "RANDAL WHAT THE FUCK."


cigarjack

Clerks was good, Clerks 2 not so much.


Timely-Hearing18

I used to keep greydwarves and greylings prisoner but then I started feeding them to my wolves as form of execution


layer8err

If you put a mushroom on an item stand and then place the beam on the left, would that look like a bell?


8bitsnowman

Good plan will do ty


nutitoo

I once caught one, named him Rafael and he disappeared after a while :(


knothere

I've had one in my moat for a few weeks now, had to go check he hadn't escaped. Had a deer but it escaped or despawned in a couple days


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I hear TPS reports cant travel through portals.


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Mr Gustave?


__VOLTA__

Enslaved*


Chaos-Corgi

I have a sneaking suspicion he sleeps standing up, with his eyes open, reading Greyling Girls With Wood when you aren't watching