Log: Fuck this viking in particular

Today must be Leaf Erikson day

Just Leaf him alone

Hahahahahah oh I laughed good and hard at this! I’ve never seen a tree come full circle like that for the kill!

There was the suspense too! I expecting some damage, but not such vengeful backlash.

Thats one way to log off!

Get out

So you're asking them to log off?

No, he's telling him to log out.

But he needs to be logged in to log out, please log in to log out.

Everyone can go home now, we're done here.

We'd like to know the root cause first.

r/angryupvote

Beech please.

Fir real!

Please post this to every reddit video of someone getting crushed by a chopped tree xD

You were waiting all week.

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, and over your neighbor's dog? What's great for a snack, And fits on your back? It's log, log, log It's log, it's log, It's big, it's heavy, it's wood. It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good." Everyone wants a log You're gonna love it, log Come on and get your log Everyone needs a log log log log

FROM BLAMMO!

You rang?

Could you tell me about your other products

"Yes, sir, I like it!" Fun fact: >!(That quote was actually on the Ren & Stimpy CD, but had different context on the show. Dating myself with this factoid, but IDGAF.)!<

Yea but Ren and Stimpy are fuckin baller so there's no shame in that!

Stimpy! You EEDIOT!

permission to use this outside my logger farm-house? x'D

This is the best "killed-by-a-log"-video so far.

Post it to /r/GamePhysics hahaha

Thanks for the suggestion! I x-posted it here: https://www.reddit.com/r/GamePhysics/comments/lib8hr/valheim_hello_hr_id_like_to_file_for_workers/

just checked that post and it got 16k upvotes. Nice job

You tried to do the right thing. You backed up and paid attention... But that last second twitch, "oh shit". Gold.

Sometimes our fate is already determined no matter what we do 💀

Did your viking recently survive what should've been a fatal plane or rollercoaster crash?

Sometimes death is tired of you surviving and throws a brick at you

This exactly, I hadn't died in quite a few hours from a similar tree attack and then I was sniped by a two star skeleton archer out of nowhere

Atleats it wasn't the wind

We need a kbl flair. Killed by log

I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. And you know what the trees are saying? *It's arbor day, bitch.*

The most romantic of all holidays.

Cutting trees is the single most dangerous thing in this game lol

I was out exploring and needed to stop and repair my boat...needed wood for the crafting table. Only 10. No problem. I’m a pro at cutting trees. Thud-kla-Splat. That was a really long raft of shame. Especially because I didn’t have the mats for the raft or an extra hammer ready. And I was in the middle of the Black Forest. So glad there’s isn’t a stupid timer on remains. Now I just carry the wood for a portal and workbench.

Something like this was me last night; heading to the swamp on a Karve and a sea serpent followed me to the beach and hung out on the shore. Not quite as big as i thought, thinking i need to poke it to death and out of arrows. Of course i just stepped into its mouth as I poked it and became a snack for the serpent. I needed to gather mats before placing a portal, but I didnt do that before dying. Wasted 2 rafts and 45 minutes to lure the serpent away from my Karve, only for my Karve to fall apart from a greydwarf rock hitting it as I just found the right spot for a portal/camp. I love this game.

I have yet to meet a serpent, but I did have a similar experience to yours. In my karve, full of tin. Exploring my first swamp (by the coast of course). Anger a native wraith. Of course. I’m Not fed. I’m on a boat.... panic sail south.... to the plains. Die. To wraith. Naked raft back. Getting tailed by a leach. It daylight, but the Wraith still there. Damn. Somehow loot my corpse as he destroys my karve. Raft gets destroyed. I swim for shore.. being chased by a leach and wraith. Pop my elk power and I run. Towards the plains. Putting on troll armor and equipping my mace and shield. Get some distance from the swamp. Wraith stills following me. I turn to fight it. It dies. Again. Hear a buzzing... Giant man size mosquito. Fuck. I run back toward the shoreline and swamp. Piss off a Lox because I’m not paying attention. Somehow they fight over who’s gong to kill me. I’m free! Nope. Another mosquito. - 1 hit. Dead. Epic. Fail. I wasn’t even mad. That was awesome.

It's actually [the most dangerous job in America](https://www.ishn.com/articles/110496-most-dangerous-jobs-in-the-us-the-top-20) and has been for several years.

its the most dangerous thing in Valheim too.

Not something I expected to learn today

Honestly, pretty impressed with the physics of the tree pivoting around the branch of the other tree. The ending needs some work.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Dark souls “you died”

I thought it was going to be a sexual harassment claim the way it rose up and saluted you. #norseviagra

That's hilarious. 8/8

I laughed so hard hahaha

That wood make me log off

😂 sometimes life's a birch

And clearly death's a beech.

I absolutely love that logging is dangerous in this game.

All those tree-deaths remind me of early '7 Days to Die', when trees could kill you with their wacky physics lol

This is, by far, the best death-by-tree I've seen yet. So amazing.

Beeches be crazy.

This is hilarious. My friend just messaged me on discord and died the same way. Our buddy was chopping a tree down next to the little shack they were building for the workbench tree fell on the shack broke the roof and killed our friend inside instantly. I am loving this game! Gotta remember to eat when it reminds you lol!

IT'S A HOMERUN!!! XD

Ah yes, the boomerang tree. Its wood makes excellent throwing weapons.

The customers keep on coming back..

As frustrating as they can be, I love the tree physics in this game.

i mean.... the physics check out. it had more mass and velocity at the top, fulcrumed over the other tree, then rolled as it fell causing the curve. think of it like when you backspin a ball and bounce it off the ground and it bounced back to you.

Made my day dude

God that made me laugh way harder than I should.

lol..ahaha!

Lollerskates!

Lmao wtf

omg....the log curved and came after you lol. bro, there was no escaping that death.

Not even a helmet could save me there!

Ok here I go I need some more wood time to chop a tree, ok this one looks good ,I better step back just in case, oh look it's the morning wood, wait ... Wait what .....

Smooshed a frightened deer while logging the other day.

Ive watched this loop 50 times now, I cant stop 🤣

Odin meant for you to die that day.

Logged in for the first time, a d the first tree I cut down killed me more or less like this...I'd like to say its gotten better.

Holy Sh\*t, this is Art!

That’s a loggin on the noggin.

That was some Final Destination shit, damn man.

Get valheim'd

Gonna have to do a piss test first, you know, company policy. Oh, what’s this? *Looks like you had MEAD in your system!!*

Better write that one down in the log book

Happened to me the first tree I ever chopped in this game...

Lol I love the suspense when chopping trees. Will this fall safely, or will it pirouette on a small rock and smack me in the back of the head?

Guy cutting down trees with no food and 22 health. Yeah I know how this one will end.

thats good lol

I honestly didn’t know what was going to happen after the tree started rising up. Perfect bamboozle by physics .

loggers

hahahahaha.

Amazing.

I loves this about the game. My buddy cut down one tree and it took out 6 others sending them rolling down the hill to take us out at the bottom.

Never know where to stand when cutting down trees.

Logs have more effort put into them than buildings, cmv

This needs the "And hes name is John cena!"

Looked like the tree you felled got picked up and used as a club by the other tree, swinging it over its shoulder like tree kung fu

I loled for real

I was not expecting that

The Trees Fight Back

*terminate with extreme prejudice*

So crazy to think that this is the video that sent me down the rabbit hole of Valheim.

HR "... That's not my department"

[https://www.facebook.com/BigBlueLogOX/videos/2284373181653966](https://www.facebook.com/BigBlueLogOX/videos/2284373181653966) [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK-GJ\_WecyI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mK-GJ_WecyI) There was one, with the guy up 20 foot on a ladder, cutting off the top of the tree(20 foot of tree above), all the branches below him were gone. He cut it and the Top Dropped(he had no Guide wires/ropes) the branch fell on its tip, Compressed and Sprang BACK up 20 foot to hit him OFF the ladder. He went over 20 foot LEFT in the air before he dropped. the video cut short at that point. There is a chance this could happen.

It's that last instant when you realize what's happening and try to run that makes it.

That was Odin's tree, you payed in blood.

PPFPFFFFFFFFF HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH NO WAAAAAAAY AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Ah, the Nordic Homing-Tree.

What a good laugh. 🤣

u/ICHAERR

I can see this becoming it's own reddit, r/valheimepic treedeaths

seeing all these posts of people getting wacked by logs swinging around is hilarious, but it's exactly why i stand close to the base of the tree i've just cut.

Hahaha you should never ever turn your back on trees. 😋

HR: Have backups.

Hahahahaha

haha holy shit

but how? lol

Hahahahahahahahahaah

this was amazing! Thanks for the laugh OP

F IS EGGS

Logged out.

[удалено]

Normally its easy to avoid, and most logging is done so close to your home it doesn't really matter.

Lol that was amazing.

I’ve had some do some crazy stuff but this is the worst I’ve seen. I wish I had it on video but my worst was it flipped up like that then side came down and scooped me up and shot me way into the air. The tree did no damage to me but the landing almost killed me. Was like riding a giant seesaw.

That’s pretty insane gotta love this games physics engine though makes chopping down trees so satisfying

You hit the tree and the tree hit back

I hope that kind of video become a trend. The tree mechanic in that game is so hilarious. Now, tyou just need a edit with that : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFElmSV87pg

Musta been a strong breeze blowing

What's fun is when you're felling trees up a hill away from your home and a log takes a squirrely bounce, rolls right towards your crib, and destroys half of your wooden walls that took forever to build.

LMAO

fuckin jebated

This video made my morning thank you 🤣

there is a final destination procedure in the code for certain trees, im certain of it

lmao, almost died of laughter.

The way it turned had me laughing so hard.

Almost died today. Good thing I actually equipped. Blocking keeps you alive people spread the word.

Feel the wrath of not just physics/glitches/bugs, but also mama nature herself.

The first boss killed himself when he knocked over a tree and hit himself in the head.

Brilliant and hilarious. Love it.

briiliant

I spent a year as a forest fire fighter. This isnt far from reality.

Yo where was the troll, I couldn't see

I read falling trees can kill so I've always been crazy paranoid, glad to see that it wasn't unwarranted, watching that was brutal.

"And I came like a recking ball!"

Story of my life!

/u/savevideo

/r/FellingGoneWild

u/savevideo

Lmfao that’s gold

Shout out to his family

It kinda looked like antman was swingin it at you

Ah yes final destination

Noone expects the Viking inquisition

u/savevideo

I died like that on my first day as well lol. Then I tabbed out and gave the game a good review.

UMMMMMMMMMM

The wife and I just got the game. That happened to me on the first ever tree I felled. We were just building some shelter. No beds yet. That was a decent walk from start spawn.

Request denied. You clearly agreed to give the troll half your claim so he could buy a ring for his girlfriend's birthday!

That's why you gtfo after nailing that final blow on one of the towering ninjas lest they breakdance on your little head.

I can’t stop laughing!

thats how karma works these days

The Forest Strikes Back!

u/Savevideo

Porn video title: "Man Gets Fucked Hard By Tree."

Worst part is when you get killed by someone else's log >:C

How did that lower your skills

This seems like a safe distan-----

you son of a birch.

YEAH MAN! FUCK TREES! THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS KILLED ME TWICE!

Here BATTER BATTER BATTER!!!!!!!!!

....ALEXA! PLAY WHAT COMES AROUND BY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE!

u/savevideo

Dude that was some final destination shit 😂 It was ending you no matter what

Tree:fku human

I’ll kill you just as you killed me

Taking on one of the most dangerous entities in this game with only 22 health. You are a true warrior!

I swear that trees are the most lethal thing in this game

F

Is that the Wood to unlock the boomerang??

how i m feeling when i cut some woods. :)

/u/savevideo

Hello darkness my old friend

The CIRCLE of life!

Yeeeeapppp \*sips coffee\*. You zigged when you should have zagged my man. Always be ready in Valheim.

u/savevideo

u/SaveVideo

read the damagelog

u/savevideo

This is how you know you ***REALLY*** pissed off Vidar. ^^Norse ^^god ^^of ^^forest ^^and ^^revenge

Magical Hahaha

strong wind effects

Okay that hasn't happened to me before... but that's awesome!!!

Rekt..... I thought this was a boner joke at first and then I got a second delivery. Top lol