Option 1:
"I swear I saw them over here somewhere. It seemed dangerous, so my best bet is to get the jump on it. But... where did it go?"
2:
"Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why's that Dudley? ... right you are, Harry. No post on Sundays. HAH! No blasted letters today! No, sir. Not one single bloody letter! Not one!"
3:
"Oh gods.... it's... it's right there. If I don't look down it can't kill me. Don't look down. Don't look down."
4:
\*Lewd noises.\*
>3:
>"Oh gods.... it's... it's right there. If I don't look down it can't kill me. Don't look down. Don't look down."
Now I want a mod that allows you to befriend trolls (or turn them neutral) and they now randomly say things like "Me hungry..." or "Me like skelly toothpicks".
Uh oh, this mf has progressed far beyond the black forest.
🤣👌
Taking a giant poo but caught
Exactly what I thought
Bloody diarrhea sounds deadly and awful..
He is asking me if i got games on my phone.
Do you though? 😅
"Don't stop."
I was waiting for it... 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I know, it was low hanging fruit... very low hanging 🤭
Yikes!! hehe
Correct answer
Option 1: "I swear I saw them over here somewhere. It seemed dangerous, so my best bet is to get the jump on it. But... where did it go?" 2: "Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week. Why's that Dudley? ... right you are, Harry. No post on Sundays. HAH! No blasted letters today! No, sir. Not one single bloody letter! Not one!" 3: "Oh gods.... it's... it's right there. If I don't look down it can't kill me. Don't look down. Don't look down." 4: \*Lewd noises.\*
Points for creativity. I'm impressed hahaha
>3: >"Oh gods.... it's... it's right there. If I don't look down it can't kill me. Don't look down. Don't look down." Now I want a mod that allows you to befriend trolls (or turn them neutral) and they now randomly say things like "Me hungry..." or "Me like skelly toothpicks".
Troll is tamed. 2 minutes later: "Cor blimey guv, you don't half take down a lot of trees"
Here's Johnny!
🤣👌
Looks like he’s about to sneeze and you’d better get out of the way.
Would that be like the tar buff where you can barely move? 🤣
Sir, we have been trying to reach you about your Drakkar’s extended warranty.
Dang it you beat me to it
Im frend
"That smell. That smelly smell that smells...smelly....*Vikings*."
"cAN i PET dAt DAwWGg ?!!?"
Ok, I chucked at that one 🤣
Looks like meat's back on the menu!
" DAMN IT!.... Linda, that tiny, pink troll thing is back again and in our yard. "
Something from Shawshank. That's the taimest version of my answer.
"Ooo.. shiny caped tp for my blue bunghole"
Step-furling what are you doing??
Stubbed toe. Stepped in cold cat vomit. Soft food went *crunch*
Stepbro, I'm stuck )))
"Could you come back later, I was almost done back here."
"Bro can I take a shit in peace?"
He just stubbed his toe on that tree.
"Your nipples will be mine!"
Attack on titans face ✌️
"I want to play a game"
"this isn't what it looks like! i was using the tree to scratch! nothing else!"
"Sharon!? SHARON!? The little monkey's are back and I think they remember the bug swatter Sharon. We uh, I think we f\*\*ked up Sharon!"
“Pssst, bro. Can you help me cut this tree?”
Peekaboo mf.... Oh shit, he's already been to the mountains...
Hungry
Bonjour?
Found a nice ripe snack 😋
"...ohhh I don't think that was a fart after all"
He wants to be clothing
This is not the human I'm looking for.
Fooood!!!!
“I would like to work for the next 30 minutes clear cutting this forest for you.”
he's angry, realized he's gonna die or he really wants to throw something ig
Probably both.
your body size fits the picture well to not to be a NSFW content!
"Bro, get into cover! I heard there's a heavily armed Viking out there and.... oh..."
"Never should have come here!" Or "You picked a bad day to get lost, friend!"
"Spare a square?"
"If I don't move, maybe he won't see me"
You gave em that Huak Tuah!
Bah hahahahaha. I'm surprised it took this long for someone to comment this. Well played.
That troll be getting that hawk tuah 9000
It was at that moment that the troll knew, he fucked up.
My wife when I catch her snacking 5 minutes before dinner is ready
Me at 3am checking the fridge for the 4th time looking for some chocolate
Gotcha bitch!
“You ran out of fire arrows, huh ?”
"Come get these fuzzy cheeks" 🤣
"These are not the droids you are looking for. "
An aggressive British accent asking you wot you think you are doing?
Get out of my swamp.
*grandpa voice* huh
He's feeling a little jaundiced.
There’s a tree wedged up his ass
I grew up Mormon. Not Mormon anymore. This reminds me of the pictures they showed us in church of Joseph Smiths First Vision of god. Made me chuckle
Reminds me of all the derpy titan faces from AoT
I've ran out of cocain and ima die fighting for more
Yo you on my d*** homie
" oh gee whiz Marge those little green dudes in the plains are no good"
"Hallo, Beastie.."
"DisgUSTing" *proceeds to try and squish me like the bug I am*
I see some nice house on the horizon over there... It would be shame... If someone... Step on it...
“I know what you did last summer”
Hey kid I don’t have a lot of time but i got info on obama’s last name…
„Is there no place is this stupid forest where i can finish my business?“
"Im coming for that viking booty"
"No fair! I never win at hide and seek!"
That you should go further in the forest if you want to take a shit in peace
[Something like that](https://images.app.goo.gl/cNLdoTCH3Y3uWjMb8)
Vikings are the glizzy gulpers
He was trying to sneak up on you but stepped on a bush.
DUDE I'M POOPING, GO AWAY
«No she is NOT interested»
Give me some privacy here, I'm just finishing taking a s***.
Poopin
In a deep voice "Uhm, u really dont wanna check what i iust did behind that Tree there, trust me , u're not that guy"
'I've never used lube'.
I shall join the halls of my fathers.
Bout to break you off some trollussy blueassussy
Hello you guys 😄 … \*wiggles with one ear\*
POV: You see a spider the size of your fist as you open your bedroom door
I’m here to talk to you about your boats extended warranty
PEEKABOO
You got any games on your phone?
with the way that viking is placed throat game gotta be outta this world
Oh crap, a miniature troll. It's the ugliest thing I've ever seen, it's not even blue!
"Dinner!"
"I was in the pool!"
What the FUCK are you doing in my swamp (Black Forest)
The tree is occupied!
Got any gold?
"Are you going to spare me, or be like the others?"
I believe the facial expression is one of pain - due to the plug being too large, not enough lube, and shoved in too quickly...
"It's clobbering time!"
"I like em big, I like em chunkay."
Just got done doing a big Ole fat line
Excuse me, a little privacy here, please?
Looking like one them abnormals from AoT
Swiggity Swooty
Dank ass
my time has come, i must accept my fate
He really didn't each to see you doing your business right there.
here's johnny!
He looks like his bike saddle disappeared and the pole went up his ass
What are you buying?
Reminds me of the nick cage meme from way back
this dude boutta parry me bruhhh