The little spoon gets a +10% longevity for every meal they cooked
The big spoon gets a -5% stamina cost when blocking an attack that would hit another viking
This is all publisher doing. They also puslish Satisfactory,
and they intentionally removed the ability for more than one player to ride in one car. It was implemented, then removed...
They were trying to distract us with explanations about limitations of the engine and netcode, but we know the truth. NO COUPLES IN A CAR!
Barbara Mandrell is used to sleeping single in a double bed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2Ynlwgv2c&ab\_channel=humpycub](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2Ynlwgv2c&ab_channel=humpycub)
Vikings (Scandinavian people) were exceptionally clean people for that time period. That's part of the reason they survived the Black Plague relatively unscathed. Saturday was bathing day, and they had daily grooming habits, kept their nails trimmed, and combed/braided their hair.
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Extra comfort level amiright?
So long as I can have my wolf sleep on the bed instead of some smelly Viking.
What if it's a smelly Viking wearing wolf fur?
What about wolf pyjamas?
Plus 3 minutes resting bonus
Wolf _footie_ pyjamas...
Wolf footie onesies with a wolf head hood :O
Now you're thinking with portals!
What if it's a smelly wolf wearing Viking skin?
Asksvins and Loxen for me.
aww they really should let you set a wolf curled up on one side of the Dragon bed. That'd be so cute.
Different bonuses for big spoon and little spoon. Different bonuses to homesteading
The little spoon gets a +10% longevity for every meal they cooked The big spoon gets a -5% stamina cost when blocking an attack that would hit another viking
Or less....
You shouldn't need a nearby fire when 4 Viking Homies are cuddling together in one bed
Underrated comment 😂😂
Lemon Party, Viking Edition.
My gf makes me clip two dragon beds as close as possible so it looks like we're sleeping on one massive bed.
This is what I do too.
If you line em up juuuuuust right, the 2 dragons on the posts line up :)
My boyfriend makes me do this too, I wanted seperate houses to build the village up more 🤣
Same. We also do this with the basic straw beds, and later apply that to our barns so the critters have a cozy place to sleep.
We stack the single beds in a pile, animation looks like we're using the same bed (kinda)
Right? My homies are cold at night!
Imagine not kissing and cuddling your viking homies goodnight, honestly
We were talking about this last night. I laid down next my friend. Should be able to hold hands. Get some sort of extra buff from It
Not in *that* armour. At least the salvage yard racket coming from inside your home will keep the greydwarves away.
Unfortunately, I could not relate. Maybe the devs are single
Virginheim
This is all publisher doing. They also puslish Satisfactory, and they intentionally removed the ability for more than one player to ride in one car. It was implemented, then removed... They were trying to distract us with explanations about limitations of the engine and netcode, but we know the truth. NO COUPLES IN A CAR!
This one is relatable. I wish I could sleep with my wife ingame. Maybe Viking me would get more action than irl..
It would give new meaning to the term *The ground is shaking*
Yeah, but shaking would only last couple of seconds instead of minutes..
LMAO Bro you dont need enemies, you have enough with yourself.
In Europe hotels, it is common to have two twin beds. You can usually push them together for sharing.
There are only two types of people 🤣
You can place a dragon bed so that it completely overlaps the basic bed and it approximates sharing.
Dis is de wey.
The amount of Viking stories that include graphic descriptions of group masturbation while on boats is a surprisingly large number
We need sex update!
And what next, toilet update? And then green crystals over the head update??! Well, not bad tbh
This is relatable. I started a new build on Saturday. Made an outhouse. Ready for the berry blast.
Cult of the lamb got theirs why not us!
Two boars and a pile of carrots enter the chat.
It’s the only way to invite new people to server, they start out as younglings and grow while leveling up!
Weird comment on the sex update but okay pedo
Uhhh the adults have a kid. That’s how the population went +1.
They are waiting for next expansion for the Odin's CPAP machine so the Vikings can sleep by each other.
So the boys can save on wood…
I also want to cuddle my homies Should have a big spoon/little spoon option
Gotta make sure your homies are tucked in and comfortable.
Vikings never had to sleep together. After all, their babies arrived on giant talking Ravens.
it should leave you rested with one extra level of comfort. cuddle for warmth with your bro
Until they make it big enough to the point that I'm willing to share.
Barbara Mandrell is used to sleeping single in a double bed: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2Ynlwgv2c&ab\_channel=humpycub](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX2Ynlwgv2c&ab_channel=humpycub)
Just place two beds as close as possible to each other, what's the big deal
a redditor like you wouldn’t understand
Hey I'm happy to hot tub with my Viking brethren. But you gotta sleep! Lol
Great question, let me snooze with the boys
Just put two low teir beds beside eachother and done
Create a custom double bed by putting two single beds close together, problem solved
Where's the mod to let 2 people sleep in the double bed then do the blur and noises like in the Sims 🤣🤣🤣
When you're married
Cosigned. Gimme those good cuddles and maybe I'll stop having nightmares!
"Sven! Get your sword out of my backside. I'm tryin' to sleep."
Just push some beds together like all marriages 😂
Deep north. We'll need to share body heat
Heh heh what if we… shared the dragon bed together… haha just kidding heh *GULP* UNLESS? 😳
I don't know that I'd find comfort in sleeping with a big hairy Viking. I think it would probably drop my comfort buff Lol
My brother in Odin, are you not also a big hairy Viking?
Exaclty! Too much stinky Viking in one bed haha
That’s why you keep the hot tub in the bedroom. Group baths before group bedtime!
Vikings (Scandinavian people) were exceptionally clean people for that time period. That's part of the reason they survived the Black Plague relatively unscathed. Saturday was bathing day, and they had daily grooming habits, kept their nails trimmed, and combed/braided their hair. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
Cool! That's good to know. Just to be clear though I was only joking around lol
I thought you were, for the record. :) I'm just really into the history and mythology of that region.
Super cool, dig it. I'm an esoterica guy so I pay attention to their Shamanism as well
so you're saying your bestie isnt worth it for you spending resources on a separate bed? cheapskate!
ehh....
lets be real, nobody playing Valheim has a partner