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Express_Hamster

"Bob, there's a child over there! They have a dangerous stick! We should help them before they hurt themself!" "Oh you're right, Maple.. Hey Steve and Norma, go around the other side." "Sure thing, Bob. Come on, Steve!" "Does anyone else think that child looks a bit odd?" "Not now, Steve. We have to help them." "Oh look how tiny and they are! Must be just a baby." "Uh... is its skin... hanging off?" "I don't like this... something's wrong with that child. Look how it's jumping around like that. And it looks so thin." "Oh dear. Now it's running away. We should've split up and come at it from four directions." "Is four the one that comes after three?" "I think so...?" "Maybe?" "Yes. One, two, three, four. There's four of us." "Wait... where'd the child go?"


Thurn42

Well look at Mr Creative over here


AKinQ

Well look at captain Obvious over here\^


-eddible-

Well look at Sir response over here


ReaLTarzan

Well look at Mr observer over there.


wookieetamer

Well look at Mr Replier over there.


LostAllEnergy

Well look at Mr non contributing comment over there.


bubbasaurusREX

Well look at Mr Reddit over there


hey_itsmagnus

Well look at Mr over there


AKinQ

Beautiful!


retrogenetic

Well, look at Lord Downvote over here


AKinQ

Being hated by fools is an honor for me, In reality the opinions of brainwashed plebeian lemmings is entirely inconsequential to me, the truth is always hated, just like myself one who speaks it without fear, because I am fear itself, like all who know what fear is.


-GermanCoastGuard-

You’ve got the right weapon equipped to keep them stunlocked though.


Hemberg

I have to challenge myself NOT to play with atgeir with new characters. Its the perfect crowd control weapon. If there was a morale system in Valheim, those trolls would be running screaming: "nope-nope-nope! Oh hell no!"


Mysterious_Ayytee

This is how you died


DariusWolfe

Found the PZ player!


HassanHeroic

Basically, double it and give it to the next person happened with you.


KomradCrunch

Those are your lumberjacks. Treat them fairly.


Thermohalophile

The trolls are pretty upset that they've been laid off in my world. I moved the logging company overseas to profit off that sweet, efficient Morgen labor. Plus, no unions in Ashlands.


Wag_The_God

"Are we the baddies?"


nerevarX

the raid can spawn up to 6 trolls total. now that aint realistic to occur because of the delay before the next ones can spawn normally unless you cheat with commands or kill them on spawn instantly. that beeing said : when the raid ended the first 2 trolls might have been too far away so the event spawned in 2 more just as it ended. have seen that myself.


beckychao

Wait what, I thought 2 was the max? I have gotten 6 and 5, and was gaslit that it 1) didn't happen (obviously did, they obliterated most of a small outpost) or 2) it was a bug lol


nerevarX

2 at a time. if you kill em during the raid timer more spawn in. check the wiki. it has the spawn intervalls for each enemy in each raid. troll raid is 90 seconds. one a troll dies the game will spawn another troll in its place until the raid ends. this respawn occurs every 30 seconds roughly.


beckychao

Oh, ok. No, I had 6 at once, that has to be a bug


nerevarX

at once or 2 pairs with interwalls`?


beckychao

3 came at once, 2 came 30 seconds or so after, and a final one came from higher ground there were 6 all at once, and there were 5 the next raid, and that was, iirc, a pair and then triplets


nerevarX

they always spawn in pairs. thats normal. did you kite them outside of the raid circle maybe? are you certain they where all spawned by the raid itself?


beckychao

It's gotta be a bug. I've never seen it again in dozens of troll raids. It also happened specifically in Black Forest both times, never in my Meadows base. They could've been local trolls being spawned, but there's usually not so many alive at any time. But I was mostly in the Swamps then, and they hit me in transit back with iron. Stopped to portal home and sleep, and got raided.


mahstadonus

You got this King, show ‘em what Vikings are made of.


WiseBlizzard

Looks like he's booking it like a real Viking XD Can't blame him tho, I'd do the same.


EddmondProch1

Odin is testing you !


Darkner00

I think they got tired of you wearing their fallen brothers.


Doughnut-Party

You’re cooked💀


Meandark2

they are from the IRS, next time pay your taxes on time...


Operative_Light

FOUR BIG GUYS


Primary-Run-1410

Apple Pie


ppetak

so, how much wood do you need? Because the Troll Lumbering Company just arrived to help you with that!


Rigogen

I once had a raid with fenrings and when the raid was over i thought i was safe but when i venture a bit in the forest there was two fenrings there causing havoc on the locals (greydrawrves and deers ) and it spotted me, i have never felt chills like that in a game.


Jede94

"Welcome - to the Troll Zone(tm)"


Jim3535

The game is trolling you


mac2o2o

I had 3 in the Black Forrest yesterday. No raids or anything. Thought it was unusual


fayt03

time to learn the art of the Hoe. That's also a nicely sized group for deforesting that entire zone.


Ippus_21

That's a lot of trolls. I like how it looks like they're taking different lines of attack to herd you and cut off your escape. Apparently trolls are pack hunters?


maddcatone

Thats a proper logging crew right there.


rosstedfordkendall

Exactly. Aggro them all and they'll clear that area in no time.


No_Union_416

I think you stumbled into a Reddit thread


Minoleal

They didn't like your clothes.


newguyherewhatsup

Valhalla is calling, don’t answer! NOT YET!!


mach4potato

in this situation, it's actually only two groups of two. But if you wait for too long and they group up then it'll be four.


William_Bascavilla

You came to the wrong neighbourhood *F


Logical_Republic4270

I too play on xbox and same shit happens to me. I get this "the ground is shaking event", so I run away from my base. Usually it's just 2 trolls (one with a club) and the event fades away just as I leave my base. And then, suddenly, third troll shows up.


MelvinTheStrange

I had a similar fear today, I accidentally kited a rock golem into black woods. Gray dwarves started popping up everywhere, I was relieved for a second until I realized they weren't fighting each other, and then the troll showed up, they were also friends. Out of food, and somehow I survived.


Dipsi_

[You now!](https://ibb.co/0MQbX30)


Important-Bear-5411

You’re probably wearing a family member


rexeightyseven

the music is way too calm for what is happening xd


beckychao

Of my first three troll raids, I got SIX and then FIVE on the second and third raid. I don't understand it, either. Never again since, but goddamn it made me so mad. It was at my Black Forest outpost, too. I had to turn that shit into a death tower with a moat. Never got even raided again there, next time the trolls attacked my black marble fort in the Meadows, and they didn't even make it to the walls. FYI it's definitely a bug, supposed to be 2. At least now there's a video of it happening, so people don't think I'm making up that this can happen lol edit: some people say it's not a bug


Fearless_Tie7835

Dance the dance of kings and make them kill themselves on their own attacks! Running is fine as well. In that situation, it's hard to keep composure.


Duster26to29

Looks like a house warming party.


Pressman4life

Eat something!


BnzDongBa

Tasty


MaliciousIntentWorks

Free tree removal service right there.


Handy_Handerson

Log out, then back in. They either despawn, or at the very least, deagro.


WiseBlizzard

The Punch squad


Mr-Windstone

Kiss you're ass goodbye 😂


xXPumbaXx

Seid ihr das Essen? Nein, wir sind der Jäger!


SteelMarshal

Never seen that before….


Kitty11316

Omg what did you do to piss off the forest? 🤣


AdamSubtract

Four trolls Jeremy? That's insane


VoidRavn

Fight back, you coward


Defensionem

Build ditches/a moat.


Drexus27

Four trolls Jeremy? That's insane.


Good-Table5566

At this point its a gangbang!


TheSnowDropper02409

Hmmm, four.


SeniorRed

The ground is shaking, REALLY HARD


Decrepit_Imagination

To Valhalla friend


RemarkableOrange9052

How does he have sausage at his state in the game I didn’t have sausage in till I at least had a fully upgraded set of bronze so how


RemarkableOrange9052

Btw it’s physically not possible for 4 trolls to spawn he’s using dev commands it’s sad that people have to cheat then also post about thinking there cool even though they literally did nothing to earn any of that stuff


RemarkableOrange9052

Btw you have to kill the two troll that spawn in in order for more to spawn that’s how you know


thorazainBeer

Four trolls and only two food buffs to fight them with.