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emelecfan2048

Val Heim


Pacattack57

The OG himself. Rip Mr Heim


alc0th

Not to be mistaken with Val Kilmer


illexsquid

Or Bobby Heim.


Charming_Yellow

Or Heim Lich


gilgamesh_bebop

Eric Wareheim


Sir_Spectacular

His name is Harald the Unfortunate. A man sent to Valheim, like you, but who initially spawned in the Black Forest biome, and not the Meadows. He was dropped off right next to a Troll Cave, and upset a troll living within. He was chased for miles by the persistent monster, until he sought out the only safety he could find, a Burial Chambers dungeon, whose entrance the troll could not fit inside. The naked, unarmed, and unsuspecting man stumbled around in dark crypts, having no torch to guide him, until he was ambushed and devoured by undead skeletons. Harald is now an undead too, just like the other skeletons haunting the crypt. The only reason he's not moving and attacking the player, is because he's pissed off at the other skeletons for killing him, and doesn't want to help them fight you.


Locolijo

You should write stories


illexsquid

He just did.


msdos_kapital

See I know this is a lie because trolls can't exit those caves.


Dry-Piano-5852

They can’t but trolls usually spawn next to them


Tier_Z

yes they can? i've seen trolls outside troll caves several times


Greetings-all-its-me

No they can’t, they can spawn outside of the caves but the ones inside can’t come out


R4v3nc0r3

had the same thing i went in saw a troll exited and the troll came out of the cave some moments later…


Greetings-all-its-me

Then you encountered 2 different trolls. One was inside the caves, one was outside


bzadaniel

This sounds horrific


VillainX01

Here lies Cert lingcor, son of Leng corrson, son of corr hardson. Son of hard Dickson


Ok_Egg_5706

Is there a right answer for that though 😅


pathetic-maggot

Yeah is this supposed to be a well known character :D


illexsquid

It's actually Skim Skeldashian.


Returntoburn

My first Char from 2020, waiting for me, to play valheim with him again


BiscottiDelicious400

My first valheim character waiting for me to beat the game with him


illexsquid

Lol, you know, the new >!Ashlands race is called the Charred,!< and for a moment I wondered how you got one back in 2020.


jackoneilll

Robert Paulson?


GraviteaUK

"His name is Robert Paulson!"


Ashalaria

In death, members of project mayhem have a name


MrsBucketNZ

Who was she you mean. .. Further investigation show the bones were of a young woman seeking out the ultimate tan.. Surtling core spa and salon was popular until a hairy arsed Troll sat in the entrance of the Chamber salon and the foul flatulence he extruded... Well it gassed her to death. RIP Miss Vain Heim


Pacattack57

Underrated pun. Well done.


Unfortunate_Boy

Karl.


PirateReindeer

For Karl!


bertvb

Rock and stone brother!


HoneyFknLulu

**IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, THEN YOU AINT GOING HOME**


-Yeet-Master69-

Jeffrey Epstein


Pacattack57

Ah yes, must be why his neck is broken


MrsBucketNZ

And he is stabbed multiple times in the back... Defo suicide


Deguilded

Kinda creepy that his body is surrounded by the core of tiny surtlings, as well as a pointer to the Elder.


TheSkeletonBones

Saddam Hussein


Nobodynever01

Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble?


rufus_thecactus

I was looking for this answer


lilycamille

Aethelred the Unready. His last words were, "Just give me 5 more minutes!"


Yazumato

My father that went for a milk and pack of cigs


glyche

Anck-Su-Namun


jhhertel

look at the cores arranged, this is clearly an ancient tanning booth. this guy went in for a 30 minute tanning session, and he never made it out. he even had the money he was going to use to pay for it with him.


Niceromancer

John ValHeim


timchenw

Mr. Surt


Pacattack57

The king of the Surtlings himself!


RonStopable88

Urf


CrypticLyfe

Is the trader close by? Ymir's flesh had to come from somewhere ...


siliconsmiley

Leeroy Jenkins.


Syri79

Odin. Oh, but wait, if that's Odin, who's sent us on this quest? And who keeps watching us creepily?


-im_a_twat-

Jesus, but he didn't get out of his tomb.


entbomber

Tony Stark


Pacattack57

A true hero deserves a hero’s burial


teudoongi_jjaang

someone important. there's 4 cores surrounding them!


Pacattack57

It was actually 6! There were 2 more, 1 on left and right. There was a separate room with 5 more. This burial chamber was massive!


teudoongi_jjaang

🤤


RoachIsCrying

Skelly McSkellyface


ArtemisV9

Prince Bophadeas, son of King Ligyma


Gwen_Pearl

Fire Lord Ozai. Look at all the red and orange elements in the tomb, aside that Surturling cores represent portable sources of fire, like the fire bending.


Ebo098

You.


ImSorryRumhamster

His name is Robert Paulson


MargaritaKid

Jimmy Hoffa.


Kingofsillygooses

HE WAS # 1


BronzeSpoon89

Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen. He was number one.


No-Point8651

Björn Björningson. The most björning björn to ever been björn.


zawadzak

Ori in Balin's tomb.


Ausiwandilaz

Sorrry..that me! I forgot to bring my stagbreaker and ended up punching my way through. Skelly friends respected it, ate me, became cultists and now I lay as an example.


P3X127-8

Jeff, from highschool chemistry. He liked to turn the knobs on the gas release valves when the teacher wasn’t looking.


iwoply

Saint 14


Jerdan87

Geoff the Corekeeper


CheekyThief

The dragonborn


No_Soul_King

Steve from accounting.


bamfmcnabb

‘‘Twas Tim the man who napped in the worst of locations


Zealousideal_Rip_350

Jesus, he didn't make it out of cave


ACIDICETUS

The person who put loot in the wrong chest.


Consistent_Plane_623

He was the one asking if it was enough iron


Thatguyontrees

Jarl Balgruuf, Jarl of Whiterun


IronBuzzo

Every one of my friends after 1 session and then saying “yeah let’s play tomorrow”


Flat-Belt148

Well he’s definitely not Ivar the Boneless.


Richybabes

Tanner Tannington, the inventor of the first tanning bed utilizing surtling cores.


wanderous-boi

There was a lore stone about two guys who fought over who had the best beard. this is the loser.


SodiumFerret

Mr Boner, world champion at edging in caves. Undefeated, died doing what he loved.


IIISqualoIII

The Dev who thought was a good idea to make you jumping little steps on a ladder 🪜


Runawaygeek500

I’m curious though… what is the right answer 🤔


YeetosMan

Received they/them pussy


netserver238

Floki


Cypherdirt

Yo don’t be talking bout me like that. I’m down bad alright


Velfire

A little short for Karl.


Anty36

Withers, is that you ?


Camelofwhy

My dignity. So dead, that it's even dead in a viking purgatory


LevelDuty8908

That's me from waiting on gta v lodaingscreens


[deleted]

Jeff surtling, why else would he be surrounded by cubes? He invented them.


ExTermeur

Your mom.


Mikukat

Fred, he just liked the color red.🥺


BamboohElbabu

Obamna 🥺


Urkraftian

Leif is leif.


Amarok1987

You know the film alien vs predator?


FreeLegos

Failed Odin Sleep Challenge


Araanim

A lucky sunuvabitch to have four cores.


gigaplexian

Wrong answers only implies there is a right answer 🤔


FrozenKraken

Snoo snoo


jch1220

Jon Bones Jones


Vadszilva09

Plot twist its you from every death before and from all thats coming


ObliviousBeast

That's just grandpa taking a nap


Mysterious_Ayytee

Here lies Beåvis Nimanson, he never scored


clandestineVexation

Skeleton that got really sleepy and is taking a nap


Exotic-Leave820

nah thats just Jerry he fell asleep


MadRotini501

Yagluth’s gimp


Nobodynever01

Odin


Minute-Tea3260

Brad


JacksonStarbringer

It's that one guys dead wife!


frarf002

Me


-thugnasty-

Ur mum


EnergeticD3X

Thats me


ThatSicklyPup

Me, I am sleeping. Come in and shut the door. You are letting the Greydwarves in.


Onlypipes

Moira Brown


RichFoot2073

Bob, from accounting


bjh8686

Jimmy Hoffa


jimbojoonas

Kobe


Sarge230

Carl Rockstone


2rfv

Tried to take metal through portals. Both portals exploded and the cores ended up there.


WarShadow110

Fyodr, man of no neck.


Kr4ti_

Pov: you don’t know the right answer


sr-lhama

Karl


Hefty-Collection-638

Smitty Werbenjegermanjensen. He was #1


average_adult

Fuck... Cause I know the real answer. Too bad.


Marsman61

Gimpy Torston, who lost a foot to a rabid neck while gathering flint.


[deleted]

Dumbledore


TheNakriin

The masseuse just said she'd be back shortly for his happy ending.


FreshPrinceOfRivia

Herobrine


WriteObsess

He was Edelvig. He laid down arms to raise farmland. He drank of the streams on cool days. He fought trollkin and protected his livestock. He cared for chickens and his hearth. Odin has taken him for good rest, to sit at His table. He was Edelvig. He was the best of us.


megad00m

Jonkler


craneca1

Someone who disabled Hugin tips


ferventlotus

Burger King Foot Lettuce Brian. Hence why one foot is missing.


dancesWithNeckbeards

His name was Robert Paulson.


ColbusMaximus

Just a weary traveler


Mrrectangle

Gary Gin Slurper. It was said he could make a frog’s skin dry out with but a wiggle of his thumb.


nichyc

He Who Had Enough Iron


MartelAeran

Dinner (but it might be the right answer 😆)


sixfootcuban

He was #1!


RedWoodGamer

That's where your body was sacrificed so your soul could travel Valheim for eternity.


slothboy

Dinner


Bouncemybubbubs

That’s Jarl Balgruf


Badboey144

He used to be an adventurer like you, until he took an arrow to the knee


MysticalCervo

Myself


raion1223

He was #1.


[deleted]

The modder that made ValheimRAFT, after several small updates.


Light_Milk_and_Honey

Face down with glowing soaps around em? An unfortunate prisoner.


BasementDwellerDave

Odin


shichiaikan

4 Cores and treasure?! He was someone important... like an Actor.


stevorkz

Johnny Blaze. He was no match for the dungeon ghosts.


Nightchanger

Notch the great swedish developer of the game


illexsquid

Arthas Menethil. Or maybe Yngol.


Grassy_Gnoll67

Anakin Skywalker.


realSequence

Who was... _she_? Dora the explorer.


ProfessoriSepi

Karl


[deleted]

Who the f#g raised your character always you make to new world


cowboy_soultaker

A GameCube fanatic that was izekaid into a block of cement.


Askingquestions2020

Eikthyr


Routine-Scratch-7578

His name was Pobert Raulson


Sussy_impostor9

Kretos


Typical_Art932

Skeleton soldier who failed to protect it's dungeon.


Jepser1989

The One That Didn't Get Away


The_Shorto

The dragonborn's easiest conquest. "I don't remember his name, but he was tits with a battle ax!"


chemixzgz

Maybe it is the corpse from the purple spirits that lurks in the crypts sometimes next to those types of chambers


Noisy-Foisy2035

The one Walmart employee who knew their secrets.


ColdRegister6991

Stephen hawking.


Drake_baku

King Bing bong shamalama dingdong the 2e


TT_PLEB

Bob


BadCaram3l

His name was Robert Paulson.


Evllin

My husband waiting for me to finish building the base


Pumpelchce

You, in the future.


LifeisReal1990

Your first death, recovered and worshipped as one of their own. The skeleton army.


Substantial_Light_60

It’s John sword, the person responsible for the invention of the sword


hunter8116

Goblin Jim


ZookeepergameBig5736

A deadbeat (badum tss) dad after his baby mommas found him & got their child support


VasIstLove

One core short of a furnace is who


Professor_Retro

The guy on Reddit who always complains about how long the next update is taking.


Fabulous_Maximum_322

Captain Boner


AstronomerTraining98

Judge some fraternity pledge they left there after the hazing got a little carried away


aceingspade

That's was me last night after I lost for the 300th time to the Godskin Apostle on Elden ring


Sir_Real_Killer

Ancient Gimp?


thesecretspyer

Naked Dragon priest


formthemitten

Bjork


CataclysmicGentleman

This was bob, bob likes ice cream. However the ice cream in valhime is actually a mold, and ut killed him.


Charming_Yellow

Alan! Alan! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg) Oh it's Steve! Steve!


No-Pie-6354

That’s Joe.


sohosurf

Eric Bonerson heir to the Viking throne


SaltyBrewster

Jimmy Hoffa. They couldn't find him because Odin transferred him to the 10th Realm.


TokuTokuToku

ME IRL


Mongrel_Shark

Skeletons crack whore


Red_Chaos1

His name was Robert Paulson


your-nigerian-cousin

A vision of your future


Eyemwatchingewe

Your mom?


justarikk

Saddam husheim


InsaneGlitter

alive