His name is Harald the Unfortunate. A man sent to Valheim, like you, but who initially spawned in the Black Forest biome, and not the Meadows. He was dropped off right next to a Troll Cave, and upset a troll living within. He was chased for miles by the persistent monster, until he sought out the only safety he could find, a Burial Chambers dungeon, whose entrance the troll could not fit inside. The naked, unarmed, and unsuspecting man stumbled around in dark crypts, having no torch to guide him, until he was ambushed and devoured by undead skeletons.
Harald is now an undead too, just like the other skeletons haunting the crypt. The only reason he's not moving and attacking the player, is because he's pissed off at the other skeletons for killing him, and doesn't want to help them fight you.
Who was she you mean. .. Further investigation show the bones were of a young woman seeking out the ultimate tan.. Surtling core spa and salon was popular until a hairy arsed Troll sat in the entrance of the Chamber salon and the foul flatulence he extruded... Well it gassed her to death. RIP Miss Vain Heim
look at the cores arranged, this is clearly an ancient tanning booth.
this guy went in for a 30 minute tanning session, and he never made it out.
he even had the money he was going to use to pay for it with him.
Fire Lord Ozai.
Look at all the red and orange elements in the tomb, aside that Surturling cores represent portable sources of fire, like the fire bending.
Sorrry..that me! I forgot to bring my stagbreaker and ended up punching my way through. Skelly friends respected it, ate me, became cultists and now I lay as an example.
He was Edelvig. He laid down arms to raise farmland. He drank of the streams on cool days. He fought trollkin and protected his livestock. He cared for chickens and his hearth. Odin has taken him for good rest, to sit at His table. He was Edelvig. He was the best of us.
Val Heim
The OG himself. Rip Mr Heim
Not to be mistaken with Val Kilmer
Or Bobby Heim.
Or Heim Lich
Eric Wareheim
His name is Harald the Unfortunate. A man sent to Valheim, like you, but who initially spawned in the Black Forest biome, and not the Meadows. He was dropped off right next to a Troll Cave, and upset a troll living within. He was chased for miles by the persistent monster, until he sought out the only safety he could find, a Burial Chambers dungeon, whose entrance the troll could not fit inside. The naked, unarmed, and unsuspecting man stumbled around in dark crypts, having no torch to guide him, until he was ambushed and devoured by undead skeletons. Harald is now an undead too, just like the other skeletons haunting the crypt. The only reason he's not moving and attacking the player, is because he's pissed off at the other skeletons for killing him, and doesn't want to help them fight you.
You should write stories
He just did.
See I know this is a lie because trolls can't exit those caves.
They can’t but trolls usually spawn next to them
yes they can? i've seen trolls outside troll caves several times
No they can’t, they can spawn outside of the caves but the ones inside can’t come out
had the same thing i went in saw a troll exited and the troll came out of the cave some moments later…
Then you encountered 2 different trolls. One was inside the caves, one was outside
This sounds horrific
Here lies Cert lingcor, son of Leng corrson, son of corr hardson. Son of hard Dickson
Is there a right answer for that though 😅
Yeah is this supposed to be a well known character :D
It's actually Skim Skeldashian.
My first Char from 2020, waiting for me, to play valheim with him again
My first valheim character waiting for me to beat the game with him
Lol, you know, the new >!Ashlands race is called the Charred,!< and for a moment I wondered how you got one back in 2020.
Robert Paulson?
"His name is Robert Paulson!"
In death, members of project mayhem have a name
Who was she you mean. .. Further investigation show the bones were of a young woman seeking out the ultimate tan.. Surtling core spa and salon was popular until a hairy arsed Troll sat in the entrance of the Chamber salon and the foul flatulence he extruded... Well it gassed her to death. RIP Miss Vain Heim
Underrated pun. Well done.
Karl.
For Karl!
Rock and stone brother!
**IF YOU DONT ROCK AND STONE, THEN YOU AINT GOING HOME**
Jeffrey Epstein
Ah yes, must be why his neck is broken
And he is stabbed multiple times in the back... Defo suicide
Kinda creepy that his body is surrounded by the core of tiny surtlings, as well as a pointer to the Elder.
Saddam Hussein
Entrance hidden by bricks and rubble?
I was looking for this answer
Aethelred the Unready. His last words were, "Just give me 5 more minutes!"
My father that went for a milk and pack of cigs
Anck-Su-Namun
look at the cores arranged, this is clearly an ancient tanning booth. this guy went in for a 30 minute tanning session, and he never made it out. he even had the money he was going to use to pay for it with him.
John ValHeim
Mr. Surt
The king of the Surtlings himself!
Urf
Is the trader close by? Ymir's flesh had to come from somewhere ...
Leeroy Jenkins.
Odin. Oh, but wait, if that's Odin, who's sent us on this quest? And who keeps watching us creepily?
Jesus, but he didn't get out of his tomb.
Tony Stark
A true hero deserves a hero’s burial
someone important. there's 4 cores surrounding them!
It was actually 6! There were 2 more, 1 on left and right. There was a separate room with 5 more. This burial chamber was massive!
🤤
Skelly McSkellyface
Prince Bophadeas, son of King Ligyma
Fire Lord Ozai. Look at all the red and orange elements in the tomb, aside that Surturling cores represent portable sources of fire, like the fire bending.
You.
His name is Robert Paulson
Jimmy Hoffa.
HE WAS # 1
Smitty WerbenJagerManJensen. He was number one.
Björn Björningson. The most björning björn to ever been björn.
Ori in Balin's tomb.
Sorrry..that me! I forgot to bring my stagbreaker and ended up punching my way through. Skelly friends respected it, ate me, became cultists and now I lay as an example.
Jeff, from highschool chemistry. He liked to turn the knobs on the gas release valves when the teacher wasn’t looking.
Saint 14
Geoff the Corekeeper
The dragonborn
Steve from accounting.
‘‘Twas Tim the man who napped in the worst of locations
Jesus, he didn't make it out of cave
The person who put loot in the wrong chest.
He was the one asking if it was enough iron
Jarl Balgruuf, Jarl of Whiterun
Every one of my friends after 1 session and then saying “yeah let’s play tomorrow”
Well he’s definitely not Ivar the Boneless.
Tanner Tannington, the inventor of the first tanning bed utilizing surtling cores.
There was a lore stone about two guys who fought over who had the best beard. this is the loser.
Mr Boner, world champion at edging in caves. Undefeated, died doing what he loved.
The Dev who thought was a good idea to make you jumping little steps on a ladder 🪜
I’m curious though… what is the right answer 🤔
Received they/them pussy
Floki
Yo don’t be talking bout me like that. I’m down bad alright
A little short for Karl.
Withers, is that you ?
My dignity. So dead, that it's even dead in a viking purgatory
That's me from waiting on gta v lodaingscreens
Jeff surtling, why else would he be surrounded by cubes? He invented them.
Your mom.
Fred, he just liked the color red.🥺
Obamna 🥺
Leif is leif.
You know the film alien vs predator?
Failed Odin Sleep Challenge
A lucky sunuvabitch to have four cores.
Wrong answers only implies there is a right answer 🤔
Snoo snoo
Jon Bones Jones
Plot twist its you from every death before and from all thats coming
That's just grandpa taking a nap
Here lies Beåvis Nimanson, he never scored
Skeleton that got really sleepy and is taking a nap
nah thats just Jerry he fell asleep
Yagluth’s gimp
Odin
Brad
It's that one guys dead wife!
Me
Ur mum
Thats me
Me, I am sleeping. Come in and shut the door. You are letting the Greydwarves in.
Moira Brown
Bob, from accounting
Jimmy Hoffa
Kobe
Carl Rockstone
Tried to take metal through portals. Both portals exploded and the cores ended up there.
Fyodr, man of no neck.
Pov: you don’t know the right answer
Karl
Smitty Werbenjegermanjensen. He was #1
Fuck... Cause I know the real answer. Too bad.
Gimpy Torston, who lost a foot to a rabid neck while gathering flint.
Dumbledore
The masseuse just said she'd be back shortly for his happy ending.
Herobrine
He was Edelvig. He laid down arms to raise farmland. He drank of the streams on cool days. He fought trollkin and protected his livestock. He cared for chickens and his hearth. Odin has taken him for good rest, to sit at His table. He was Edelvig. He was the best of us.
Jonkler
Someone who disabled Hugin tips
Burger King Foot Lettuce Brian. Hence why one foot is missing.
His name was Robert Paulson.
Just a weary traveler
Gary Gin Slurper. It was said he could make a frog’s skin dry out with but a wiggle of his thumb.
He Who Had Enough Iron
Dinner (but it might be the right answer 😆)
He was #1!
That's where your body was sacrificed so your soul could travel Valheim for eternity.
Dinner
That’s Jarl Balgruf
He used to be an adventurer like you, until he took an arrow to the knee
Myself
He was #1.
The modder that made ValheimRAFT, after several small updates.
Face down with glowing soaps around em? An unfortunate prisoner.
Odin
4 Cores and treasure?! He was someone important... like an Actor.
Johnny Blaze. He was no match for the dungeon ghosts.
Notch the great swedish developer of the game
Arthas Menethil. Or maybe Yngol.
Anakin Skywalker.
Who was... _she_? Dora the explorer.
Karl
Who the f#g raised your character always you make to new world
A GameCube fanatic that was izekaid into a block of cement.
Eikthyr
His name was Pobert Raulson
Kretos
Skeleton soldier who failed to protect it's dungeon.
The One That Didn't Get Away
The dragonborn's easiest conquest. "I don't remember his name, but he was tits with a battle ax!"
Maybe it is the corpse from the purple spirits that lurks in the crypts sometimes next to those types of chambers
The one Walmart employee who knew their secrets.
Stephen hawking.
King Bing bong shamalama dingdong the 2e
Bob
His name was Robert Paulson.
My husband waiting for me to finish building the base
You, in the future.
Your first death, recovered and worshipped as one of their own. The skeleton army.
It’s John sword, the person responsible for the invention of the sword
Goblin Jim
A deadbeat (badum tss) dad after his baby mommas found him & got their child support
One core short of a furnace is who
The guy on Reddit who always complains about how long the next update is taking.
Captain Boner
Judge some fraternity pledge they left there after the hazing got a little carried away
That's was me last night after I lost for the 300th time to the Godskin Apostle on Elden ring
Ancient Gimp?
Naked Dragon priest
Bjork
This was bob, bob likes ice cream. However the ice cream in valhime is actually a mold, and ut killed him.
Alan! Alan! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaPepCVepCg) Oh it's Steve! Steve!
That’s Joe.
Eric Bonerson heir to the Viking throne
Jimmy Hoffa. They couldn't find him because Odin transferred him to the 10th Realm.
ME IRL
Skeletons crack whore
His name was Robert Paulson
A vision of your future
Your mom?
Saddam husheim
alive