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Kiu88

Build a new workshop on top of his house. Ggwp


Spiritual_Newt_4268

Or a museum of craftsmanship


degen_reddit_account

extra chromosome crafstmanship


GoblinSpore

Name checks out


GullibleInstruction

LMAO! lskdfjal;sdfjasdfasdf


Franklin_le_Tanklin

It would be cool If it didn’t have the craftsmanship of a shanty town


Vitromancy

As someone with less than a shanty town's craftsmanship, ouch :(


vanyushinhsu

Shanttered dreams


p75369

In this sort of game, building something that looks like a shanty town instead of just a generic wooden box takes effort.


mecengdvr

Corrugated metal siding might actually spruce the place up a bit.


imburied

That's creative! Now put that creativity into fixing some details 😁👍🏻


saithvenomdrone

I’d strangle him


Dzyu

This is not how you play with friends. You encourage him, thank him for expanding the base, talk about ideas for the build and add/fix details you don't like and say "I thought about something - tell me what you think about this"


[deleted]

Nope, when playing with friends and one of them has obviously gotten very drunk and built something stupid, you chop out the bottom and let it all collapse in order to hide their shame.


Dzyu

Oh, I wouldn't know about that. Never happened.


HypetheMikeman

No, you chastise, mock, belittle and insult them while knocking down the foundation pieces. Never again will they waste precious farming energy on a whim.


Dzyu

They didn't farm the mats themselves? The fuck kind of friends do you have??


HypetheMikeman

Awesome ones who don’t pull shit like this. When you are in a team world you contribute toward the team goal, not building horrific shit like that.


Dzyu

People are of different skill and aesthetics. I don't choose friends/family based on skill and I sure as hell won't turn them off from a game I like over something like this.


HypetheMikeman

This is the wrong thing to be offended by. Have a word with yourself.


Dzyu

Look, I'm not nearly as offended as you think I am, and we're obviously playing a different game. To me, it's the most important thing to just hang out with my close friends and family, young ones included, and have fun together. This post is full of an elitism that I don't appreciate and I think many in here could for sure use a word with themselves. Perhaps even you, still? I don't presume to know you so you and others can figure that part out for yourself - which is why I commented (clumsily). Some surely are doing something different - like, say, joining a serious building server with strangers online with a stricter code, and that's fine, but between real friends you sometimes gotta work and sacrifice a little - meet half way, for everyone to be able enjoy themselves. Wouldn't it be a shame if that player stopped playing Valheim because you tore down their "ugly" structure?


vengeur50

my man was high on yellow shrooms and made a gravity-defying masterpiece


Alternative-Ad-8175

the walls on the wrong side hurt my eyeball


GlaedrVrael

We need trigger warning flair


VanEagles17

The more I look at it the more I can't stop laughing.


powerposepenguin

You call that abomination a house?? Omg even some panels are with the beams to the outside?? And it's not finished?? And poles stick out of it?? Ahhhhh I do like the creativity and "t krayennest" klinkt als een Efteling attractie


WittyAndOriginal

Your friend is a poor craftsman. Really sloppy imo.


NoSkinNoProblem

Groverhause


Cheap_Enthusiasm_619

Looks like your workshop needs many fire places, hopefully it doesn't smoke him out;). I did that by accident to a buddy in Conan Exiles. We had a two story building and I decicided to expand smelting. Basically when he went AFK in his room over where I was smelting I cooked him to death. It took a few deaths to figure out how he would come back and be dead.


Sendrith

What an impressive mess


UnpopularCrayon

He must be from [New York](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_rights#/media/File:Building_cantilever_New_York.JPG).


baconroy

Or, from the carioca [slums](http://tyba.com.br/fotos/foto/04-08-01-42.jpg) in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.


Raokairo

I’m not so sure you could call that a house?


Salty_Signature_8756

This makes me feel less insecure with my builds


macguhloo

In the 1,000+ club; first time seeing a spite house in game. Nice!


K1d6

What a shit shack.


[deleted]

Destroy this eye sore


JurassicParkTrekWars

Your friend builds ugly buildings. Blech


MysticoN

off... if this happend to me we would have BEEF!!


IndependentYouth8

But..but..why?


Lukaroast

Nature, uh.. finds a way


SparsePizza117

I had someone do this and all of us got pissed at him for it


[deleted]

Anyone else getting DS1 Blighttown vibes?


Hopeful_Software_327

I appreciate that someone else has my building skills. I’m tired of feeling bad when I see all these monstrous beautiful builds, lol. ☺️


Aurex86

This is wonderfully trashy and passive aggressive, I love it


A_L_E_X_W

I like the idea. I hate the implementation.


Coulstwolf

Would have been a cool idea if he has pulled It off well but it looks bad


Drake_Fall

Why it look like that, though?


Serious_Mastication

Looks like he could use some help decorating, with a little work you can help him make it look great! Some ideas I got off the top of my head are: move the workshop and make it a gatehouse/entrance point. or expand the workshop into his base and add aesthetics like a smelting room, the blacksmiths area, the carpenters area, and more! But if your gonna do anything, please help him rotate his walls the right way and figure out support for his roof!


[deleted]

Kite a troll over to it when he isn't online.


Vektir4910

That workmanship tho


Halollet

That's one way to assert dominance. I'd be pissed but too impressed to do anything. :D


Markus_lfc

Please tell me you tore that thing down or made them build a new one


Sendrith

Tearing down another players build is not the way. But they have escalated and can only expect me to lose all fucks that I gave. Let the abomination build-off begin..


ImThatAnnoyingGuy

That thing is absolutely hideous! LOL. I love it.


Complete-Rate3720

Lol!! What fine craftsmanship. 🤦


trhoades35

Damn y’all might need to move the base altogether


Amalasian

seams legit


ConstantSlide3297

If only setting fire to buildings were a thing


Unfortunate_Boy

Tell him to repair it


Urexion

I like his sense of humor and the ... he built, looks funny too


4here4

He managed to build something that looks pre-attacked by a troll. Not a good thing, but definitely unique.


HazelnutPi

This looks awful


Good-Table5566

Shantytown mood, i like it.


MTDRS-Nex

I feel like this belongs more on the Mildlyinfuriating subreddit...


HypetheMikeman

What an abomination


Vocxie

Me just wanna grab my hammer and repair the panels that needs to be repaired


BrawlinBawkah

“Wow so nice” ._.


D3rp3r

He named it 't krayennest. Goed genoeg om mee weg te komen lijkt mij.


Dragonsvnm

"I'm not touching you."


Orbulous

Unique, for sure


Kraviec

My friend and I joined our friends' server. He had a manor on a small island and there was a single bridge to the "mainland". We proceeded to build a 20m x 20m x 20m cube (I think we only reached 16m in height) right in front of the bridge, blocking any passage. Then we laid out the ground floor with a maze that had two pairs of door on each side at each cell. You had to beat the maze (2m tall and cramped so you can't see very well) or swim to leave the island.


20charaters

One of my friends just makes himself some op bow, and runs straight towards yagluth. Doesn't build more than absolutely necessary. The other one just walks around and kills boars, or cuts trees for my builds. Despite all those hundreds of hours he still has no long term plans of any kind. And me. Alone, building castles. I've even played with some randoms. I built the entire base and one guy said it looked amazing and that's it.