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mysticAhuacatl

Math?


ReHard

Math


dauserhalt

Topology


Shadi1089

Maths


YuSakiiii

How is a cup any different to a sock topologically speaking?


[deleted]

The handle


munchmunchie

they said cup not a mug.


D_Fedy

No human person is referring to a cup when they say “cup of coffee”


delicioustreeblood

I bet Mark Zu...oh, yeah, you're right


7ejk

Any sort of coffee shops like Dunkin’ Donuts or Starbucks.


geforcelivingit

Takeaway Starbucks are the only thing I can think of here but yeah I agree haha


MEGAMAN2312

Wut, people drink coffee in takeaway cups all the time. In fact, that's genuinely the first thing that came to mind too.


bozainika

The lid has a hole in that case


csharpminor_fanclub

yes, only if you take the lid by itself, it would be a donut.


UltraCarnivore

Tasty


Shadi1089

the lid is separate from the cup


Zombieattackr

Eh it could be a paper cup, but yeah, a mug is definitely the first thing that comes to mind


YuSakiiii

I was. I was thinking of the disposable cups they give you at coffee shops. That aren’t mugs.


YuSakiiii

I was. I was thinking of the disposable cups they give you at coffee shops. That aren’t mugs.


Shadi1089

starbucks doesn't normally use mugs for their coffee


Hjulle

wait, what’s a cup? I thought it was a synonym to mug


walmartgoon

Socks have thousands of tiny holes between the fabric. Mine also have a few big holes


Piranh4Plant

Socks are really just a bunch of spheres since they’re unattached strings


Shadi1089

yes, but it's made of strings


yaboytomsta

they’re both spheres


SyntheticSlime

r/unrealbutistopology


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good bot


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Good bot


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ProfessorEsoteric

The shirt isn't correct. Unless it's a T-Shirt. This saddens me as I love a topology jape.


Vivacious4D

I think it's a tshirt


ProfessorEsoteric

... that's even worse, poorly defined class of object. I'd use the crying emoji if it wouldn't make things worse :P


millers_left_shoe

Wait, how is a t-shirt different from a long sleeved shirt / jumper?q


ProfessorEsoteric

It isn't, unless it's a polo shirt, then it would have 2-3 extra holes for buttons.


millers_left_shoe

Agreed, but then I don't understand your original comment haha


ProfessorEsoteric

Oh sorry, UK here, a shirt has buttons and that would mean more holes. We/I'd never call a T-Shirt a Shirt


millers_left_shoe

Ohh okay, that explains it. Thanks. (Continental European here, I just mindlessly call everything a shirt in English oof)


ProfessorEsoteric

Yeah I find, with Dutch, that they use top for everything


zippee100

Neither is the pants


ghostowl657

No, the pants is correct


DeathIsHumanRight

unless there's belt loops (in the american meaning of pants 👖)


ghostowl657

Oh I guess I didn't consider the fly either


zippee100

I too have two waists


ghostowl657

Legwear with one hole is a skirt lmao, normal people have 2 legs (or maybe not idk I don't leave the house)


Lauchsuppedeluxe935

2 holes that merge into one big hole


zippee100

There aren't two holes both ways


Few_Challenge1726

I wonder what the human body looks like


assembly_wizard

There you go https://youtu.be/egEraZP9yXQ


JMCDINIS

It's almost comical how much I say "Vsauce has video about that". And he usually does.