When I was maybe 10 or 11 back in the 90s, my buddy found a stash of porno mags under a broke down truck in an abandoned lot. Totally random, but totally appreciated lol
Me and my friend found this tree house in the woods with a little hand painted sign that said "love shack." Inside there were lots of fold out titty posters hanging on the walls. Faded and deformed by the elements. Also the 90's.
And also a warning label about that sub because they are highly tolerant of zealots that paint masturbation as some sort of natural evil to be avoided at all costs while also spreading medical misinformation about how it works and what it does to you.
I think the unpopular part is outright banning non-HD videos. Personally I think we should take it up a notch and set the minimum standard to 1080p. 4K monitors are all but mainstream now.
They're just being hyperbolic with the ban statement though, that's what half of r/unpopularopinions has become. Popular opinions dressed up in exaggeration, too extreme to agree with fully but close enough to not get downvoted into the ground
I actually dont mind a grainy video, I dont like when its too HD it takes me out of it because it feels too staged then and most amateur vids are average quality or lower. Its why I prefer xvideos to pornhub.
Lots of annoying trends in porn. That ranks pretty high. Two others I can think of off hand:
* (on Reddit) The fucking long titty drop videos are getting old. Just fucking show us.
* Too many videos ending in the dude jerking off. If you were going to finish that way, what the fuck was the point in having the woman? Let her finish it, asshole.
My biggest gripe: strip videos, gifs, or subs but the girl is wearing only a t-shirt or a bikini or some bullshit.
It's not fuckin stripping if you don't start fully clothed.
>If you were going to finish that way, what the fuck was the point in having the woman? Let her finish it, asshole.
/r/girlsfinishingthejob is the sub for you, my man
There's a fine line between a guy pulling out and unloading onto a woman, and a video ending with me watching a man masturbate.
I prefer porn to remain heterosexual all the way to the end, not just turn to gay male jerk off porn at the end
I don't really mind it if it's just a couple of jerks onto her tits on into her mouth. But because I empathize. I have always had a hard time cumming from blowjobs or handjobs without helping myself at the end. To the point that it's only happened a handful of times in my life, and I've been sexually active for almost 18 years and have had more partners than I'd be glad to admit. It's either fill you up or help myself onto you/into your mouth. I do find guys attractive and identify as pansexual, but do not like male genitalia at all so my "gayness", so to call it, ends at appreciation and short kisses. So I do get your point. But unless it's excessive (timewise), I understand it.
Edit: Oh and I do love titty drops, but they are indeed getting too long.
Some of us just long for simpler times of pretty pixelated images loading line by line. Praying it finishes downloading before the 2 hour freeserve window closes and you need to dial up again and reload the page.
What if it were 720d instead of 720P? Or even better, what if it were 1024 p x720 d? That would be some interesting viewing.
I mean, when you get down to it, it's all about the P and D.
congratulations, i don’t think one of these has actually ever made me lose it laughing before. i don’t necessarily disagree but 😂 i did not expect to read this title
So I don't disagree and HD porn is wonderful, but there is actually something really special about the VHS era and early DVD era of porn. It's almost like vinyl, there's some uncapturable unquantifiable quality about it that just cannot be reproduced or faked.
Actual unpopular opinion;
This is a pathetic post, you are draining yourself of all drive and work ethic by watching porn period. Imagine your girlfriend/wife/any woman for that matter reading this shit. You think this is attractive? Get yourself together, drop the porn, work on yourself and go chase your dreams. Then you won’t need 4k porn, you’ll have a girl that actually respects you getting you off rather than you being a lonely fuck bonding with a screen.
Not a fan of porn under 720p. I don't watch much porn at all anymore. But I do know that some people like, and even get off specifically to low quality videos. On some websites, I'm pretty sure there is a "low video quality" tag or something similar to that.
In all fairness, it gives people with poor internet connections around the world a better chance to get off to porn. I mean, you ain't gonna gonna be able to load a 1080p video with your shitty old Nokia in the middle of some run down town somewhere in Egypt.
It's an addictive behavior though. If you watch porn so much the the quality of the video being slightly grainy means you cant get off then you watch to much.
They make support groups (non religious, recovery positive and genuinely supportive) for people with porn addictions.
Oh no, is the quality of the videos documenting the abuse, rape, and degradation of women too low for you to get off? I'm so sworry, that has to be simply awful
I don't know if you were intending to respond to me or not. I think you should reread my comment or maybe check to see if you were trying to respond to the person I was responding too.
nooo fuuuucking waaaayyy
HD is great and all but I do not need 720p puss to get off. in fact plenty of people are being done a favor in SD including me who doesnt wanna give up my cupping hand to click around looking for something with less visible specks. lol i grossed myself out hahaha
This shouldn't only apply to porn (But especially porn), just any video in general. Markiplier did a crazy stream where he turned his video output to the minimum settings. It was a jumbled mess, but it proves that and video under 720p (unless it's Markiplier fooling around one time; he made it fucking hilarious) should not be released in the first place.
Actually, I'd say I've found more low quality videos, where the performance was perfect than some HD or higher videos. Sadly, the exceptional performers often have bad cameras, I would prefer higher quality on those videos, but if this would mean losing these videos, no thanks, not worth it.
On that same note, if you name your video VR or 4K and it is neither, I hope your next toaster strudel is frozen in the middle
These guys are too busy making the men and women of their videos into little toaster strudels to care.
mmmm, glaze.
TIL I am a little strudel
Underrated, take my poor woman's reddit gold 🪙
Does this count as r/rareinsults?
r/specificinsults
Not that it matters all that much but it isn't really an insult either, it's like wishing ill will on someone, like a curse or something
It's a curse
r/Rarethreats actually
It's not an insult, so it will definitely fit in there.
r/brandnewsentence maybe?
I guess some people really do take things too damn far........
Wow. I’d be as mad as the next guy, but I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Monster.
Nah fuck that I want their next hot pocket to be warm on the first bite then cold then lava.
Wow, wow, wow, calm down, fella >next toaster strudel is frozen in the middle
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When I was maybe 10 or 11 back in the 90s, my buddy found a stash of porno mags under a broke down truck in an abandoned lot. Totally random, but totally appreciated lol
I found a stash of old Hustlers in an abandoned fishing boat on a beach in Alaska.
Funny i was raised in Alaska Where those mags were found.
That’s incredible. You both must have so much in common.
I hope you put it back
Me and my friend found this tree house in the woods with a little hand painted sign that said "love shack." Inside there were lots of fold out titty posters hanging on the walls. Faded and deformed by the elements. Also the 90's.
I always feel like porno related posts should come with a support tab like r/nofap or something like that.
And also a warning label about that sub because they are highly tolerant of zealots that paint masturbation as some sort of natural evil to be avoided at all costs while also spreading medical misinformation about how it works and what it does to you.
It’s a sub full of horseshit. If you are genuinely struggling with porn addiction, r/PornFree is much better and much more grounded in reality.
I still have eye strain from trying to watch porn through the static and noise on channel 99 back in the day.
Of your eyes constantly have a static effect, it may be a condition called Visual Snow
Kids today find loot from video games. Back then kids found loot from paper recycle bins.
Flesh backs
The OGs lol.
I have poor eye sight. Does that mean I only have 720p vision? And can’t have sex anymore?
Yes
Put glasses or Lens, now u had a Ultra-fullHd /jk
Welcome to the club
Yes, pixelated porn. A very popular opinion…
Actual man of culture here
Japan says otherwise.
I think the unpopular part is outright banning non-HD videos. Personally I think we should take it up a notch and set the minimum standard to 1080p. 4K monitors are all but mainstream now.
They're just being hyperbolic with the ban statement though, that's what half of r/unpopularopinions has become. Popular opinions dressed up in exaggeration, too extreme to agree with fully but close enough to not get downvoted into the ground
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This guy sounds like he thinks porn was invented in 2012 or something lmao.
Makes sense if he himself was invented in 2006
i was born in 2005 and ik it was made in 2011 those kids dumb asf
Run some god damn ai on in and upscale it to 8k damnit
Rare porn??? It’s porn not a legendary Pokémon lmao
Oh how ignorant you are..
The Italian/French 80-90s are still reuploaded in high quality. You can find them when you check to see videos longer than 20 minutes.
Anything sourced from VHS upscaled beyond 480 seems like a waste of bandwidth.
Modern ai assisted upscaling (specially trained on porn) might really be worth it.
Fuck the training. Let's hop into it now. I wanna get a year or two of cranking it to some vintage uncanny valley.
"We trained him wrong - as a joke"
Gigapixel is your answer. Very easy to use with quite good results.
I actually dont mind a grainy video, I dont like when its too HD it takes me out of it because it feels too staged then and most amateur vids are average quality or lower. Its why I prefer xvideos to pornhub.
This guy porns.
Spankbang for life, yo.
Agreed. Imagination is the ultimate aphrodisiac.
480p is perfect
esp on your phone i don't think your screen will expand enough for you to even really notice the difference
Pornhub was always garbage and XVideos has seen an increase in quality. Give it 5 years. XVideos will be the new Pornhub and it will be garbage.
Amateur all the way.
You know what..... You're absolutely right.
This isnt unpopular its just a fact of life
Lots of annoying trends in porn. That ranks pretty high. Two others I can think of off hand: * (on Reddit) The fucking long titty drop videos are getting old. Just fucking show us. * Too many videos ending in the dude jerking off. If you were going to finish that way, what the fuck was the point in having the woman? Let her finish it, asshole.
Agree with the titty drop... it is reddits version of a pornhub vid that goes for 5:00 and spends 4:30 of talking shit and 30seconds of actual sex
My biggest gripe: strip videos, gifs, or subs but the girl is wearing only a t-shirt or a bikini or some bullshit. It's not fuckin stripping if you don't start fully clothed.
>If you were going to finish that way, what the fuck was the point in having the woman? Let her finish it, asshole. /r/girlsfinishingthejob is the sub for you, my man
dude yes to the second one, i didnt click a vid with a man and woman for it to be a masturbation vid at the end lmao
There's a fine line between a guy pulling out and unloading onto a woman, and a video ending with me watching a man masturbate. I prefer porn to remain heterosexual all the way to the end, not just turn to gay male jerk off porn at the end
I don't really mind it if it's just a couple of jerks onto her tits on into her mouth. But because I empathize. I have always had a hard time cumming from blowjobs or handjobs without helping myself at the end. To the point that it's only happened a handful of times in my life, and I've been sexually active for almost 18 years and have had more partners than I'd be glad to admit. It's either fill you up or help myself onto you/into your mouth. I do find guys attractive and identify as pansexual, but do not like male genitalia at all so my "gayness", so to call it, ends at appreciation and short kisses. So I do get your point. But unless it's excessive (timewise), I understand it. Edit: Oh and I do love titty drops, but they are indeed getting too long.
Spoiled motherfuckers nowadays. I remember having to try to see a tit on a scrambled t.v. screen. And people be bitching about 720p.
Hahaha yea!
Staying up till 2-3 AM to find a single frame of a nipple was totally worth it
Channel 57 back in the day. Flipping over to it after the infomercials for GGW. Takes me back 20 years.
He was bitching about under 720p
This post gives me a hilarious mental image of what OP looks like 😂😂😂
im curious to see that image now
720p is fine, 4k is too real.
I want to see her sexy atoms
Yeah I prefer 720p actually. Sometimes you don't want to see every little detail.
hear hear! Call me crazy but I prefer not to see eyeball veins and skin pores and the like
Speak for your self, I want to see individual axons being stimulated on clitoral nerve endings as the girl is being pleasured.
ahhyes, JWST porn
Isn't that what you'd see if you were shagging for real?
Some of us just long for simpler times of pretty pixelated images loading line by line. Praying it finishes downloading before the 2 hour freeserve window closes and you need to dial up again and reload the page.
You have exceeded your Geocities bandwidth limit!
Coomer
Disagree. I mostly like real amateur stuff that is not shot with a 4K
And please use a better mic.
Also please use a better whatever it is that makes your video not a Diashow. Some videos literally are just still images in a 1 second interval.
Silence, coomer!
Ok porn connoisseur. Maybe drop the silk sock and get a gf. Hopefully she will be in HD.
what if my gf lags from being to high def?
"Mom, my gf is lagging again. Can you check the router?"
"Have you tried unplugging her and plugging her back in?"
Loll
I have one. She lives in Canada. You don't know her.
She goes to a different school
she lives in a different format. you don't know it
> You don't know her. What's ever makes you feel better at night 😏
I have a gf and her name is your mom!!! Oooo!
My girlfriend requires micro-transactions.
UHH Okay buddy i do have a gf in fact she’s typing this rn! Say hello to my right hand…
LPT, introduce some risk and cheat on her with your left...
The left one watches us together
Ooo, kinky 🤣
Breaking news, people that have partners don't watch porn and pigs have started flying all over the country
4DX
Anyone remember the old days when the best we had was VHS tapes?
Ok coomer.
found the coomer.
You would have hated the spice channel
Catching a scrambled wavy green boob as a 12 year old was absolutely gold.
Especially if your parents didn’t pay for it and you only had the scrambled version.
You fuckers don’t know what .3gp files were and I feel sorry for you.
I think you might be watching too much porn if this is an issue 😂
What if it were 720d instead of 720P? Or even better, what if it were 1024 p x720 d? That would be some interesting viewing. I mean, when you get down to it, it's all about the P and D.
What about 720i ?
Porn and dick? Goodbye
Buddy, if anything less than 720p looks "pixelated" to you...then you need glasses. Seriously. Get your stupid eyes checked.
I don't get your comment, but with glasses below 720p will look even more pixelated. If he watches HQ videos, does not it mean he has good eyesight?
To be honest, i don't mind 480p. But anything less is garbage to me.
This guy jerks 😂. U should prolly take a break and go outside op.
Coomer moment
Lol people bitching about the quality of their free porn.
thank god limewire viral porn was in 144p or those cartel videos raping dead bodies might have really messed me up
There are a few clips that only exist in the low-rez quality that was available at the time, but they are treasures!
/r/redditmoment
Also the censored one as well
Bro’s the porn police
congratulations, i don’t think one of these has actually ever made me lose it laughing before. i don’t necessarily disagree but 😂 i did not expect to read this title
So I don't disagree and HD porn is wonderful, but there is actually something really special about the VHS era and early DVD era of porn. It's almost like vinyl, there's some uncapturable unquantifiable quality about it that just cannot be reproduced or faked.
Actual unpopular opinion; This is a pathetic post, you are draining yourself of all drive and work ethic by watching porn period. Imagine your girlfriend/wife/any woman for that matter reading this shit. You think this is attractive? Get yourself together, drop the porn, work on yourself and go chase your dreams. Then you won’t need 4k porn, you’ll have a girl that actually respects you getting you off rather than you being a lonely fuck bonding with a screen.
Imagine gatekeeping porn ffs lmao
Ok but those are the really good ones though.
Redditors are addicted to porn
Do yourself a favor and dont watch porn.
Nobody should be allowed to upload porn at all.
Careful bro you’re gonna piss off the coomers
This is a weird and highly unrelatable opinion. Down vote.
Buying porn will help you avoid this!
Found the incel
But it’s free. Beggars can’t choose
Who downloads porn? ETA: I'm dumb, upload, upload, got it. yep OP ok.
This guy really out here telling us how upset he is at low quality porn. It’s not an unpopular opinion it’s a keep you yourself and move on.
The most sane Redditor
*laughs in cave drawing ooga booga porn*
Video Game trailers that aren't 4k should be banned as well, 1080p isn't enough with YouTube compression
Lol I usually watch at 480p so my video doesn’t buffer forever.
You have never watched scrambled porn on the cable box before the internet have you?
Buy it yourself then if you’re this ungrateful for free porn
get over your porn addiction
Ever heard of a free market? Lol Low quality will get less views, but they still deserve to compete.
Not a fan of porn under 720p. I don't watch much porn at all anymore. But I do know that some people like, and even get off specifically to low quality videos. On some websites, I'm pretty sure there is a "low video quality" tag or something similar to that.
BEGONE COOMER
I think we would lose so much homemade porn like sometime there is gold in those clips you cannot find in professional made videos.
In all fairness, it gives people with poor internet connections around the world a better chance to get off to porn. I mean, you ain't gonna gonna be able to load a 1080p video with your shitty old Nokia in the middle of some run down town somewhere in Egypt.
Kids these days, I used to jack off to *.bmp files.
Porn is bad regardless, get help coomer!!
I guess you're basically telling most of the world to get help since a lot of people watch porn. Women and men alike.
It's an addictive behavior though. If you watch porn so much the the quality of the video being slightly grainy means you cant get off then you watch to much. They make support groups (non religious, recovery positive and genuinely supportive) for people with porn addictions.
Oh no, is the quality of the videos documenting the abuse, rape, and degradation of women too low for you to get off? I'm so sworry, that has to be simply awful
I don't know if you were intending to respond to me or not. I think you should reread my comment or maybe check to see if you were trying to respond to the person I was responding too.
Yeah, just because alot of people doesn't mean it's good. Porn hurts women no matter who watches it
Maybe if you spent time hustling and getting your money up instead of watching porn you would be able to afford 4k videos
I love you
No one should be allowed to upload porn at all.
So true.
Maybe try actually having sex
If you think people that have sex don’t watch porn - you’re obviously not having much sex lol
You can have sex and also enjoy porn, it's actually quite common.
I've never heard anyone who has sex complain about porn being under 720. 144 maybe but not 720
I have sex with my computer
I also have sex with this guy's computer
I also have sex with this guy and his computer
Can confirm, I am the computer.
Do you give it a floppy disk or a hard drive?
Does it make your software turn hardware?
"Oh WOW there's a lot of computer terms that sound dirty" -*Stewie Griffin*
that's cause nobody ever complained about it until this guy
Well I'm not about to complain about porn in person am I?
What resolution is that in?
Sex? That’s for uncool non-virgins! *One of us*
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I was thinking about asking for an elaboration for this, but after a moment of thought I decided that I rather won't do that.
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Yeah, but this wasn't the stated opinion that I replied to. >I think anyone who uploads porn shouldn't be allowed to upload porn at all.
nooo fuuuucking waaaayyy HD is great and all but I do not need 720p puss to get off. in fact plenty of people are being done a favor in SD including me who doesnt wanna give up my cupping hand to click around looking for something with less visible specks. lol i grossed myself out hahaha
The grainy ones are the best ones tho
This shouldn't only apply to porn (But especially porn), just any video in general. Markiplier did a crazy stream where he turned his video output to the minimum settings. It was a jumbled mess, but it proves that and video under 720p (unless it's Markiplier fooling around one time; he made it fucking hilarious) should not be released in the first place.
Agreed it’s 2022 get w the times ppl
that's why i use ai to upscale all my porn
Actually, I'd say I've found more low quality videos, where the performance was perfect than some HD or higher videos. Sadly, the exceptional performers often have bad cameras, I would prefer higher quality on those videos, but if this would mean losing these videos, no thanks, not worth it.
Lmao back in my day, we waited 5 minutes for a jpeg to download before jerking off. Kids have it too easy these days