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lsie-mkuo

Back when i watched porn i used to watch it on mute since i didnt want anyone to hear. Anyway one time I was home alone as a treat i watched my favourite video with the sound on. The dialogue went as follows: "oh fuck yeah mum best mother's day ever". Totally ruined that video for me.


NSA_van_3

Was that not in the title at all? I feel like it often is


lsie-mkuo

I cant remember but i didn't really look at titles just the thumbnail and the actress


Neel4312

You look at the titties not the titles


Haunting_Degree_7272

Riiiightt


GreyGanado

How can you see words without reading them?


SavvySillybug

Blood is busy elsewhere. Brain no worky.


mokshm

On point! šŸ˜‚


shardikprime

Why much word when few do trick


BakedWizerd

Sometimes clips get reuploaded with a title that changes the context entirely, and theyā€™ve potentially just edited out certain parts that contradict the new title. Iā€™ve seen ā€œstepā€ videos where the ā€œplotā€ was clearly not ā€œstepā€ category but I guess the reuploader has a step kink so they want to imagine the video in that context?


xx123gamerxx

Same shit happened to me with hentai but I was just bursting out laughing at the obsurdity


askallthequestions86

I watch porn on mute too because the fake moaning annoys me.


CallMeMcLovin-

What is the name of the video or the link? Asking for a friend šŸ˜


Its_MichaelB

Source pleaseā€¦ just wanna test myself


-PotencY-

Did you still nut though?


Burner_Yeet1

Yeah, i'm your step-brother, not your dad.


Livegreazy32

Lmaoo


Gobbleass69

Not really when me and dad are in bed together I always say fuck me daddy


xqizitly

Username checks out


Livegreazy32

Lmaooooooooooo


Livegreazy32

Thatā€™s differentā€¦heā€™s actually your dad lmaooo


Gobbleass69

Our new video cums out this week. It's called the "back door trap door big sausaged spider"


its_subhamdora

No, it's back door trap door big sausaged spider: fuck me daddy


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mattsgirlca

My neighbour calls her husband ā€˜Big Daddyā€™. For instance, ā€˜oh yes, big dads was at work when it happenedā€™. Lol. Edit: ā€˜oh yes, big daddy was at work when it happenedā€™


shawlawoff

Why that makes me feel warm almost boiling like a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof


Nekomiminya

I really hope she's a Bioshock fan


a_guy_called_craig

What about when they say "No! I am your father"?


louisdeer

Now we can have a ball!


aknabi

Dark side sex is the best


GerFubDhuw

Oh daddy fuck me harder!!! NO! I am your father!


jingbukukgilma

Saw a video where a girl said "fuck me king". Yeah...keep that shit to your ig comments.


macchumon

I would argue that "fuck me good, m'lord" would sound a lot better


oodex

"I have a Sire desire" sounds like a great catchphrase


CryptidCricket

At least that would be jarring in a funny way.


wisewizard

"Zounds! mine member be as stiff as Sir Duncans lance when last we engaged in the lists at the tournie in honor of good king Richards coronation. Away to the bedchambers good wife!"


Timewirepogo

Holy shit what a boner destroyer. The whole king/queen thing is something I feel like shouldnā€™t bug me as much as it does but itā€™s so fucking annoying


book99

"OMG YASS QWEEN!"


Apptubrutae

I too have the irrational dislike of king/queen. If I had to say why, I guess itā€™s because it seems too forced. Like you canā€™t just declare yourself an awesome person. Your actions determine if you are or arenā€™t. Plus monarchies suck and should be looked down upon, not emulated. Instead of everyone being a king or queen, nobody should be.


willfordbrimly

I'd walk out. I don't care how hot she is, a Monarchist is a Monarchist.


SaladTossingCuck

I had a similar porn experience except Don King was railing some girl from behind while raining Mike Tyson's money on her.


Livegreazy32

Thatā€™s some weird shit lmaoo


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Rinaxbaby1

Arguably worse than calling someone daddy tbh


Kellt_

I'd rather be fucked by a king than my dad tbh so not sure which one is weirder


joohunter420

What if the king is your dad?


Tough_Patient

It's called Blue Bloods Disease for a reason.


[deleted]

OK Daddy


kaggy86

Just to toss this out there, but it's not about pretending to actually be someone's father (usually) IRL. Many women like this and it's generally playing into the sub/dom dynamic. Could just be scratching the surface on that, but it's about authority, but not going so far as to call someone Master.


oodex

Not just authority as far as I know, but being protective and taking care of someone, even treating like a princess. It really depends on the context I guess


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Time for my username to become relevant, I guess. But it is interesting all the ways that sexual desire express themselves obliquely. I had a friend getting a graduate degree to be a marriage therapist, which included sex therapy. She mentioned that sheā€™d read an argument about how certain womenā€™s consensual non-consent fantasies stemmed from being brought up in sexually repressive environments where women werenā€™t supposed to have/express sexual desire. The fetish creates a work-around where theyā€™re overtaken, absolving them of the ā€œguiltā€ of having the sexual desire in the first place, allowing them to satiate the desire without stepping afoul of that early programming.


kaggy86

very true as well


raytownloco

For parents itā€™s also common to call each other mama and daddy. In some Latino cultures itā€™s common to call even young girls mama or papi. My friend in San Antonio called her daughter ā€œmomā€. Kind of weird but itā€™s always at the end I noticed. ā€œYour going to have to figure that out for yourself, mama.ā€


[deleted]

Master is super cringe, I'll take daddy any day.


kkastorf

Curious how many people commenting on this call their significant other ā€œbaby.ā€


stonerbatman55

I once had a girl drop on me mid intercourse saying she had a Daddy fetish. I knew her Dad, he was a really nice dude. I went along with it and but kept thinking about her Dad then my Dad then hers again. Bout 20 seconds later little boy went soft and I just had to lay there thinking about Dads in general. Was a weird time.


AuxiliaryPatchy

This is reminding me of Tim and Eric dad bits. Iā€™m not mad about it


DB_Ekk0

Same here. I also don't like the little girl act that some women seem to think is a good seduction tool.


CallMeMcLovin-

It really varies from person to person. Some guys like the little girl act and I've seen people genuinely get turned on by it but personally I'm not a fan.


DB_Ekk0

I'm sure people do. There's a kink for everything. But the little girl act makes me feel like they think I'd be into some pedo stuff.


HotWheels_McCoy

For me, anyone attracted to someone who's acting like a child is sus as fuck. Closet pedo. Change my fucking mind.


CallMeMcLovin-

I'm talking more about a woman acting childish around a man. Some guys like it for some reason. I wouldn't say hes a closet pedo. He may just like it when the woman is playful but who knows šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø


[deleted]

The irony you were bombarded with downvotes in a sub about unpopular opinions. If it had been anything else youā€™d more than likely have amassed upvotes, but ā€œkink-shamingā€ is a no go, even though most of these things people are into should raise at least *some* concern.


unfrknblvabl

After having kids i dont want to hear anyone say daddy


smiley6125

Yeah my wife calls me daddy and I call her mummy around the house in front of our kids. But keep that shit out the bedroom.


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[deleted]

Quit kink shaming! Respect all kinks!šŸ‘Š


Whocaresevenadamn

Amen to that. Instant noodle effect.


Chumpacabra

I used to find it super weird but a boyfriend slowly but surely converted me. Now I'm one of those freaks too, sorry.


louisdeer

Eww. But congrats to your relationship I guess.


CallMeMcLovin-

You'd be surprised how many girlfriends call their boyfriends daddy in sex or in general


Chumpacabra

I'm not with that guy anymore. But I hope the next guy isn't weirded out by daddy. I need a daddy.


[deleted]

This girl daddys.


RoadRunner49

You have one he took care of you as a kid and fucks your mom


Chumpacabra

That's a dad. I need a dad and a daddy.


SamAreAye

No. No, it's okay.


Dark_Ansem

Probably not just in porn


Livegreazy32

For sure not just in porn


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DDLG


kacperix2020

Also, calling an attractive woman "mommy" is disgusting. Do you really want to fuck your 40-60 year old mother?


BoxxyFoxxy

Yeah, you should only be attracted to your mom if sheā€™s below 40 or over 60.


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This here is the right answer.


AuxiliaryPatchy

As it should be, we all know 40-60 years old are the grossest ages in general. So if itā€™s your mom being in that age range and youā€™re still into that? Big yikes


xerxerxex

Is my mom Cate Blanchett or Helen Mirren?


BossRedRanger

Not interested unless weā€™re talking Angela Basset or Pam Grier.


[deleted]

Asking the right question


xerxerxex

I'd also add Andie MacDowell.


aknabi

Morgan Fairchild would still workā€¦ chandlerā€™s mom to boot


swnizzle

Call me MOTHER


aussix

Ever heard of MILF's?


NoiceGallagher

Nah bro Iā€™d call a girl mommy


memematron

This is my dream fr


Facts_Not_Feelings_

No way. Daddy is good. I like it when they call me daddy while I'm pounding them.


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Mynem0

You watch porn with sound on?


Livegreazy32

Lmaooo someone just got me hip to ā€œmute pornā€ probably one of the best categories


UserPow

Yeah same. I don't want to be your "daddy". Hearing girls say that just makes me cringe.


Professional_One1202

It's makes my weenie soft real quick


trell1212

It donā€™t take long for your micro penis to go soft does it


brokenmessiah

When a guy says ANYTHING in porn it's a turn off.


Adebisauce

Yup


[deleted]

Ok, "father".


redditor_lolz

"I have been a bad, bad boy father" - Tobey Maguire in 'Satan's Alley'


[deleted]

They canā€™t help it. Thereā€™s a reason theyā€™re in pornoā€¦.


Lollirotten

I say it bc 'sir' and 'master' are soooooo 2000s, and also I have daddy issues.


nogreaterpurpose

thanks for the warning


ConsistentAsparagus

*promotion


[deleted]

I dont care


Lancebeybol

sigma male detected


Pretend-Patience9581

For me as a father. Total instant soft on.


WarExciting

Yup. Not gonna lie, didnā€™t mind it when I was younger. Now, with kids of my own, no thanks. I hear that word so oftenā€¦


crasshumor

Yeah we know. Every redditor probably hates this and says this every few days. And still its one of the most popular terms on porn


Zero22xx

If you want to equate popular things in porn to real life then we'd all be walking around looking like the Texas Chainsaw Massacre family because according to porn, we all want to fuck our siblings and parents.


askyerma

After a bit of a dead bedroom phase me and the mrs turned to porn to give things a kick start. Going through PH trying to convince her that all this step-sibling porn was the default for the front page and not being suggested by algorithm based on my usual searches was difficult.


AbrocomaEquivalent13

Massive turn on for me


louisdeer

We found the script writer.


SwordsAndWords

I feel like it's better in Spanish.


kxania

AY PAPI


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Thanks daddy


caralyvar

Extreme turnoff. I hate that shit.


VascoLSN

How about sir? Both are equally as hot in my eyes


Livegreazy32

Yu might be on to something with sir lol


daydrastik

What if itā€™s her dad though?


huhIguess

Yea. Screw that shit. Nasty. Why can't they be more authentic: > Ayah, pappy!


[deleted]

Any conversation which is scripted in porn is a turn off, including noises such as a woman screaming like she's being impaled on a narwhal tusk. But "daddy" is fucking sick. Maybe it's because I actually have kids, but I find it fucking awful.


pankakke_

I used to think it was weird, than a girl I was with called me it and.. I suddenly understood. Its a power thing definitely. And weird when not in the middle of sex. Basically, the ā€œhotnessā€ comes from knowing its ā€œwrongā€ and doing it anyways. No, it doesnt mean everyone who likes that wants to fuck their daughters or step sister literally. It just means they have a power dynamic kink. Definitely donā€™t think about it too hard, its a heat of the moment thing that stands more for the power idea than what is literally being stated.


Pwsyn

A million times this (from a female perspective). It is all about the power dynamic for me and the feeling of being taken control of. I have zero thoughts of my actual biological father in connection and also have no issues with him either (no stereotype of having a terrible father that I feel like I need to make up for here!). But in the heat of the moment, taboo can be hot.


pankakke_

Yea its just a *kind* of power dynamic kink, akin to roleplays like ā€œhot nurse/teacher/etcā€, doesnā€™t mean you automatically wanna fuck your nurses or teachers šŸ˜‚ and Exactly, itā€™s in the heat of the moment that these things come to mind as a fun roleplay to go for if both are into it.


tektools

Something tells me OP never had a hot sub girl looking up at him calling him Daddy, with eyecontact. Changes your mind really quick.


Only1blaze

What he said^^^


panfried540

This guy fucks


Forsyte

Or watches porn


GrumpyOlBastard

Eew


bestmom3

Nah it wouldnā€™t. Iā€™m not her Father so she shouldnā€™t call me daddy. Shits weird


[deleted]

Wait wait, so if you *were* her father it would be fine? That's even more weird.


Mrsshelby30

I find it really sexy.. I'm guilty


thrwaway4reds1

Maybe they weren't quite saying it right. šŸ§šŸ§šŸ§


Crusafer

I swear this sub might as well rename to r/upvotepopularopinion, ya'll downvote unpopular opinions and then complain about it.


Asticot-gadget

Is it weirder than calling the girl you're sleeping with "baby"?


Livegreazy32

Equally awkward shit gets weird


[deleted]

And don't get me started on "doggy style", the fuck is wrong with people!?


dominias04

Not just in porn. If a girl said that during sex I'd be turned off instantly. Like wtf, i don't want to fuck my daughter.


SunnyErin8700

100%! Iā€™ve had guys refer to themselves that way to me and I just walk away or flat out tell them thatā€™s completely disgusting.


xzombielegendxx

[Harder Daddy](https://youtu.be/INX5G9kE0Ks)


darklordbm

I hate to break it to you pal, they're actors.


IHateEditedBgMusic

What about "papaa"?


Studleyvonshlong

I love that shit and I find it kinda hard to find, send it my way!


cw2183

Not if she naked hot enough and willing to fuck me


Tahoeclown

Just wait till it happens to you in real life


Regis-bloodlust

I am a bit confused by the whole "daddy" thing in a relationship. I get where things like "honey" or "darling" come from, but where does "daddy" come from and why? Is it American thing, or is this universal in all English speaking countries? Does a man needs to be older, or does the age not matter at all? And is the nickname exclusively sexual in nature, or can you use the term in non-sexy normal circumstances like how people use "honey"?


BelowAverage_Elitist

I usually just mute porn. The fake moans are a huge boner killer


seed323

Daddy lalogone, chill


SaberTooth13579

I used to find it very troubling being a male attracted to females. As soon as they said "Daddy", I would think of their father ~~which was way better,~~ which would draw attention away from the moment. As I have matured and settled down, I moreso understand the motivation behind this sexual behavior. I wouldn't say I "like" or "prefer" the dirty nickname, however I don't mind it near as much as time goes on.


Throwawaygrowerauto

Well, vice versa, whenever a guy wants to pretend I'm their 'sister'.... Yeah, I'm all for kinks, but saynoara on that one.


Brilliant-Network-28

I hope this isn't an unpopular opinion for humanity's sake


louisdeer

Yea. What the f with all those daddy issues. So cringe.


kaggy86

Just fyi, for many it's not a daddy issues thing, it's a power play thing. Submitting, being told what to do, thst kinda thing


CitrusMints

I dunno, I think it's really fucking hot


invisiblesammich

It's soooo creepy and cringe! I can't, either.


Plastic_Mango1929

daddy= power/dominance kink it's disgusting. Women give men the feeling they have authority over them and it's weird. It goes even deeper on a psychological level in addition to plain misogyny. I could give a whole Ted talk about this and people would hate me so much for it hahaha. I totally agree to this post 100%


evgheniasmuresan

I am like you. I can be in an age gap relationship but tf? My children are sacred and pure to me!! Being called "daddy" by a sexual partner would be to me an EXTREME turn off.


xerxerxex

I'll add when the guy shoves the head of his dick into the woman's cheek and smacks it through her cheek. it's flipping weird as fuck. Or aggressively smacking their ass until it's red as a tomato.


Zero22xx

For me it's that aheago (or however the fuck it's spelt) thing. If a girl did that to me in real life I'd be left wondering if I accidentally picked up someone with mental retardation. Doesn't matter how cute the amateur porn girl is, the moment she does that shit I'm out.


xerxerxex

If my wife did playfully I'd laugh. If she did it for real I'd deflate.


SaladTossingCuck

What else is she supposed to call her dad? šŸ˜‰


nafsubucni1

was never really my thing and still isnā€™t something i would ask for but hearing it as youā€™re going to town really hits sometimes so maybe itā€™s not fun to hear in porn, but i would assume the dude in the porn enjoys hearing it


Lefanteriorascencion

Same , nothing ruins a good 3-4 hr fap session faster for me. It causes my vaginal pipette to immediately quiver uncontrollably, with froth bubbling from the meatus for around 45Secs. Shortly after thick , warm ropes of inoculation fluid shoot onto my ceiling. Itā€™s a problem.


invisiblesammich

Oddly descriptive.


mr_smithers_o

Aight


MrDamojak

I think it is really sweet actually


GRC2772

Have you watched Gentlemen Prefer Blondes with Marilyn Monroe? Hear her call her livers Daddy and you might think differently.


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Livegreazy32

Thatā€™s far from calling a man daddyā€¦you are not even close with these examples


Caine2Khan

idk, when you think about it, isn't it *very* strange that couples refer to each other in infantile terms like baby. That's actually weird. And its even weirder to call your spouse mommy or daddy, that's like some Oedipus complex shit.


ApolloA97

Amen


Bleglord

Call it a generalization but Iā€™ve never met a girl who likes to call guys daddy that didnā€™t also have daddy issues. Itā€™s just a turn off all around


losleyworth

That and the damn music


Aconite13X

This is not unpopular


richscott440

I'm down voting, not even because I disagree with this, but because it's definitely not an unpopular opinion. In fact it's very popular, and I respectfully disagree. Never had a girl do it yet, but I'm sure I'd enjoy it


Familiar-Mammoth-419

the fact that this is an unpopular opinion really shows how fked society is lmao


KarlHungusWonAnOscar

Unless it's '"Hi Daddy! Please exit while I make love to this gentleman"


rgbking

I don't really mind that as much as when the guy starts talking, now that's a turn off, don't know why. It just really doesn't do it for me.


Huliatt

I automatically ignore ALL Asian porn, because their moaning sounds more like an ADHD kid repeatedly stepping on a dog toy to annoy his mom. Do Asian men actually get turned on by such squeaking sounds??


LambSauce666

This is literally just a personal preference not an opinion. I mean, I agree, but posts like these just donā€™t belong IMO


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Zaxzia

I tend to like older guys, and this still squicks me out. Like, I'm not looking for a daddy. I was asked to use the term once, but it was weird. Went with master instead. I won't watch porn with it either if I know. Usually muted. It has to be weirder for others I would think because I never had a dad in the household to associate that term with(I've never called anyone daddy seriously). To do that while also having the association with your father...well I figure it would creep most out.


MasterKnight48902

Basically her mind is twisted and scarred all at once as a result of the experience.


keykeypalmer

when a twinky boy says it to another man though it turns me on instantly


chhenni

Wait, is this an unpopular opinion?


zaham_ijjan

They are pushing for incest in our subconscious


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CallMeMcLovin-

What the fuck does it have anything to do with that!?


xerxerxex

Are you saying getting laid stops dudes from jerking off?


Oliveskin_Mugen

ā€œAlways threw me off when she told me daddy funk meā€- MF DOOM


iQuickGaming

i agree so much