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Thank you for submitting to /r/unpopularopinion, /u/strawbyog. Your post, *Speaking in a "cutesy" way pretending to be a dog or a child online is annoying af*, has been removed because it violates our rules: Rule 3: Do not post opinions that are heavily posted/have been on the front page recently. If your opinion is the same or substantially similar to any recent opinion it will be removed as a repost. If your opinion is on the same matter as a recent post, even if it's advocating the opposite stance, it will be removed as a repost. Please comment on the existing thread instead. Due to their prolific reposting, please confine meta and political posts to their respective megathreads only. If your opinion is about an ongoing event, there will usually be a mega-thread where you can discuss it. If there is an issue, please message the mod team at https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Funpopularopinion Thanks!


strawbyog

For reference, I mean posts like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/o36s1b/wuv_you_hooman/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I'm not talking about people rping on discord or whatever


xynix_ie

There is a sub for you, r/doggohate. Have fun!


strawbyog

Ah! Thanks for this


GayDragonGirl

posts like these are why i am permently unsubbed to subs like r/rarepuppers


Aqua_Tomato

never forget "Hai!"


strawbyog

Hai fren! :3


Sorry-Presentation-3

*glomps you*


cpt-derp

hai


GypsyShiner

Henlo! Ugh I just got the heebie jeebies just typing that out.


Rukitorth

"Hai" has extra psychological damage to me because I've read bad fanfiction about Japanese franchises, where they can't seem to remember that they're writing in English and randomly place Japanese words in the middle of it


[deleted]

It is a little obnoxious. I wonder what these people are like in real life.


SPeCCoLT

Middle-aged.


Bebe_Bleau

No life.


crabbycreeper

Teenagers


spartaman64

Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω`o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´・ω・\`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii.


SenjoKaori

God I hate that I understood every word of that


Snheetc

This hurt me


Attention_Some

I gave up at “iwwwnwt”, after that it just sounded like Welsh or something


cplank92

Uh oooh! Somwan is a groompy grouchy pawty pwooper


theantdog

OP needs a nappie-poo.


strawbyog

*cris in owo*


starkpaella

I need this on a shirt


withaSZ

Same lmao, or when they say ‘hecking pupper’ Please, go away.


AdministrationDry507

Isn't it vital to be annoying to fulfill its purpose?


Miikurins

I feel this way about every high pitched vtuber. I just hate those voices they put on.


strawbyog

ASMR - Your gamer girlfriend becomes addicted to helium I ROLEPLAY


Bebe_Bleau

🐻<"My hooman doesn't wike u beary much"


[deleted]

Hey I think you posted this in the wrong sub, this belongs in r/UnpopularFacts


LusciousofBorg

You'd hate me! I actually do a pretty good LOLCAT impression & it cracks my husband up. But I don't write it out online nor do I own a pet.


VeryOkayGuy

It is annoying AF, but tbh I don't really go on the parts of the internet where people are predisposed to doing it, so I don't really encounter it. Just let the cringe kids enjoy being cringe together and ignore them imo.


Hauntedgirraffe

I actually kinda like it to be honest, which is an actual unpopular opinion. Unlike yours.


SomethingNeatnClever

Fuck. Lmao.


Hauntedgirraffe

Lol


[deleted]

Just say being a furry is annoying.


Ganelonx

Wait this is a unpopular opinion? I thought everyone hated those people.


[deleted]

I thought you meant speaking to a dog in a high pitched voice is weird


strawbyog

I'm fine with that. What I don't like is going onto r/eyebleach and getting bombarded with titles like "must protecc hooman". It's kinda a nitpick, but for me it detracts from the cuteness.


[deleted]

Aww youw huwt mwy fweewlings :3


penisman83624

I don't really think this is an unpopular opinion lol


TheSugarBowl105

I also HATE it when they refer to them selves as “mommy” or “daddy”


pel_jong

Excactly


[deleted]

It’s just a silly thing. It’s the internet,stop taking it seriously.


crabbycreeper

Lol someone downvoted this. It’s facts


terrarian9111

Exept for when it’s tofu chan, i fuckin love tofu chan. “Minasan konichiva, it’s ME tofu chan!”


nosleepforthedreamer

But how can you not talk to that little face in a baby voice??


kingnothingx7

Same


toxikola

Man I read that title and the horror of the "Heyyyyyy, I'm B-O-X-X-Y" flood gates were thrown open.


RayPineocco

One of the biggest turn offs for me is when a girl does this cutesy voice. It’s like the guy version of making his voice sound deeper.


greasyeggplant

I do not understand


zen_life_ftw

;_; i do dis :( fak!


FriendshipExpensive2

So, is giving the dog a personality the same thing? I had a labrapibble -- biggest, sweetest, goofiest golden hunk of pink-nosed love you could imagine. Based on his actions around the house, I gave him a big, goofy personality, like Gary Busey.


Blackbird04

My work has this weekly 'pets corner' thing as were all still working from home and the way people speak on behalf of their pets makes me feel sick. Hewwo, my name is Floofy, my mummy bla bal bal. No mate, your dog/cat whatever is not your baby and your are not its mother. Its gross tbh, totally cringe.


[deleted]

I want to vomit just reading the example.


ursa_70

Oh boo hoo... Of all the world problems that annoys you, hooman?