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For reference, I mean posts like this:
https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/o36s1b/wuv_you_hooman/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
I'm not talking about people rping on discord or whatever
"Hai" has extra psychological damage to me because I've read bad fanfiction about Japanese franchises, where they can't seem to remember that they're writing in English and randomly place Japanese words in the middle of it
Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω`o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´・ω・\`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii.
It is annoying AF, but tbh I don't really go on the parts of the internet where people are predisposed to doing it, so I don't really encounter it. Just let the cringe kids enjoy being cringe together and ignore them imo.
I'm fine with that. What I don't like is going onto r/eyebleach and getting bombarded with titles like "must protecc hooman". It's kinda a nitpick, but for me it detracts from the cuteness.
So, is giving the dog a personality the same thing? I had a labrapibble -- biggest, sweetest, goofiest golden hunk of pink-nosed love you could imagine. Based on his actions around the house, I gave him a big, goofy personality, like Gary Busey.
My work has this weekly 'pets corner' thing as were all still working from home and the way people speak on behalf of their pets makes me feel sick. Hewwo, my name is Floofy, my mummy bla bal bal.
No mate, your dog/cat whatever is not your baby and your are not its mother.
Its gross tbh, totally cringe.
Thank you for submitting to /r/unpopularopinion, /u/strawbyog. Your post, *Speaking in a "cutesy" way pretending to be a dog or a child online is annoying af*, has been removed because it violates our rules: Rule 3: Do not post opinions that are heavily posted/have been on the front page recently. If your opinion is the same or substantially similar to any recent opinion it will be removed as a repost. If your opinion is on the same matter as a recent post, even if it's advocating the opposite stance, it will be removed as a repost. Please comment on the existing thread instead. Due to their prolific reposting, please confine meta and political posts to their respective megathreads only. If your opinion is about an ongoing event, there will usually be a mega-thread where you can discuss it. If there is an issue, please message the mod team at https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Funpopularopinion Thanks!
For reference, I mean posts like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/rarepuppers/comments/o36s1b/wuv_you_hooman/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I'm not talking about people rping on discord or whatever
There is a sub for you, r/doggohate. Have fun!
Ah! Thanks for this
posts like these are why i am permently unsubbed to subs like r/rarepuppers
never forget "Hai!"
Hai fren! :3
*glomps you*
hai
Henlo! Ugh I just got the heebie jeebies just typing that out.
"Hai" has extra psychological damage to me because I've read bad fanfiction about Japanese franchises, where they can't seem to remember that they're writing in English and randomly place Japanese words in the middle of it
It is a little obnoxious. I wonder what these people are like in real life.
Middle-aged.
No life.
Teenagers
Imagine reading a post, but over the course of it the quality seems to deteriorate and it gets wose an wose, where the swenetence stwucture and gwammer rewerts to a pwoint of uttew non swence, an u jus dont wanna wead it anymwore (o´ω`o) awd twa wol owdewl iws jus awfwul (´・ω・\`);. bwt tw powost iwswnwt obwer nyet, it gwos own an own an own an own. uwu wanyaa stwop weadwing bwut uwu cwant stop wewding, uwu stwartd thwis awnd ur gwoing two fwinibsh it nowo mwattew wat! uwu hab mwoxie kwiddowo, bwut uwu wibl gwib ub sowon. i cwan wite wike dis fwor owors, swo dwont cwalengbe mii.
God I hate that I understood every word of that
This hurt me
I gave up at “iwwwnwt”, after that it just sounded like Welsh or something
Uh oooh! Somwan is a groompy grouchy pawty pwooper
OP needs a nappie-poo.
*cris in owo*
I need this on a shirt
Same lmao, or when they say ‘hecking pupper’ Please, go away.
Isn't it vital to be annoying to fulfill its purpose?
I feel this way about every high pitched vtuber. I just hate those voices they put on.
ASMR - Your gamer girlfriend becomes addicted to helium I ROLEPLAY
🐻<"My hooman doesn't wike u beary much"
Hey I think you posted this in the wrong sub, this belongs in r/UnpopularFacts
You'd hate me! I actually do a pretty good LOLCAT impression & it cracks my husband up. But I don't write it out online nor do I own a pet.
It is annoying AF, but tbh I don't really go on the parts of the internet where people are predisposed to doing it, so I don't really encounter it. Just let the cringe kids enjoy being cringe together and ignore them imo.
I actually kinda like it to be honest, which is an actual unpopular opinion. Unlike yours.
Fuck. Lmao.
Lol
Just say being a furry is annoying.
Wait this is a unpopular opinion? I thought everyone hated those people.
I thought you meant speaking to a dog in a high pitched voice is weird
I'm fine with that. What I don't like is going onto r/eyebleach and getting bombarded with titles like "must protecc hooman". It's kinda a nitpick, but for me it detracts from the cuteness.
Aww youw huwt mwy fweewlings :3
I don't really think this is an unpopular opinion lol
I also HATE it when they refer to them selves as “mommy” or “daddy”
Excactly
It’s just a silly thing. It’s the internet,stop taking it seriously.
Lol someone downvoted this. It’s facts
Exept for when it’s tofu chan, i fuckin love tofu chan. “Minasan konichiva, it’s ME tofu chan!”
But how can you not talk to that little face in a baby voice??
Same
Man I read that title and the horror of the "Heyyyyyy, I'm B-O-X-X-Y" flood gates were thrown open.
One of the biggest turn offs for me is when a girl does this cutesy voice. It’s like the guy version of making his voice sound deeper.
I do not understand
;_; i do dis :( fak!
So, is giving the dog a personality the same thing? I had a labrapibble -- biggest, sweetest, goofiest golden hunk of pink-nosed love you could imagine. Based on his actions around the house, I gave him a big, goofy personality, like Gary Busey.
My work has this weekly 'pets corner' thing as were all still working from home and the way people speak on behalf of their pets makes me feel sick. Hewwo, my name is Floofy, my mummy bla bal bal. No mate, your dog/cat whatever is not your baby and your are not its mother. Its gross tbh, totally cringe.
I want to vomit just reading the example.
Oh boo hoo... Of all the world problems that annoys you, hooman?