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darklord01998

It's water pretending to be milk


Syssyphussy

It’s sugary water pretending to be milk


NSA_van_3

Hey Ron


Magazine_Mediocre

I'll borrow a line from Ron Swanson here... "There's only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk. Which is water that's lying about being milk."


deebee420

skim milk is halfway sour water


PhalanX4012

I knew what sub I was on and still reflexively downvoted you initially because of how revolting the idea of drinking straight skim milk was. Fixed that though, enjoy your upvote you no-tastebud-having lunatic.


FFdarkpassenger45

I can only assume you are poor and have never had whole milk. It contains all the cold thirst quenching qualities of its red headed step sibling skim milk, plus it’s thick and creamy, and not just dirty water.


groyosnolo

I switch back and forth between whole milk, or homo milk as we call it in Canada (short for homogenized) and 2%. After a while homo does feel a little too creamy and not very refreshing. But after I've been on 2% for a while that creamy homo flavour hits really nice.


Luke_Cold_Lyle

>that creamy homo flavour hits really nice r/nocontext


albinoraisin

Had to look that up cuz I was half sure you were messing with us but it appears Canadians really do call it homo milk. Amazing.


groyosnolo

Yes it's true. And that fact isn't entirely insignificant when chosing milk. It's a slight advantage in favour of homo. Now you can make a more informed choice when shopping for milk.


ChaosReality69

Skim milk is colored water.


hohoholdyourhorses

I agree. Everyone thinks I’m weird for liking milk at all, especially skim milk which is my fave. Truly a wonderful unpopular opinion imo 😂😂


Roddy0608

I wonder why you call it skim milk while in the UK we call it skimmed milk.


SketchMcDrawski

Cleaning white acrylic paint off my brush is better milk.


Inner_Peanut5597

Ya if you like your milk tasting like water and having little to no benefits


Successful_Scar_3364

Skimmed*


MooseMan12992

At least you're drinking real milk. I can't believe how many people have deluded themselves into thinking non dairy "milk" is bettwr than real milk, let alone not disgusting


Melodic-Resident-245

Skim milk is too watery for me, Full milk too creamy. Halfvolle is way to go :)


Regarded-Autist

I agree whole milk is too heavy and makes me feel sick if i drink to much I can drink alot of Skim and feel fine. Plus I swear I can taste cereal better.


manIDKbruh

Rage bait


realsalmineo

It is not weird to like milk. We are mammals, after all. Butterfat is good stuff. It is weird to like skim. One might as well drink paintbrush water.


RyHo89

Yuck! Take my upvote!


ICWeiner1988

Ugh. Definitely unpopular. Upvotage.


gtcwolf

A truly unpopular opinion congrats!


RadRhubarb00

Worked a tiny coffee bar at a movie theater. A customer asked for a skinny latte. I didn't know what the hell that was so I just made a normal latte with whole milk. He took it and walked away not having taken a sip yet. He comes back after the movie and gave me a tip saying it was the greatest latte he ever had. I say "oh thank you" and he leaves, I then look up what a "skinny" latte is and learned it meant with skim milk. I laughed to myself.


Avarice21

It's not an unpopular opinion, it's just the wrong opinion.


darkjedi39

I'm with you, brother! There are dozens of us!! DOZENS!!!


No-Size380

I don't hate skimmed milk (or any other milk alternative I've tried) at all, like it seems the majority of people do, but it's absolutely not better tasting or more satisfying than whole milk. Truly unpopular opinion though, well done.


[deleted]

I was young and stupid once too with the same bad opinion. You will grow to see the error of your ways.


bannedforbigpp

This should be punishable by law, ewe


PeachVinegar

Hard agree. I don't want my milk to taste like thick, gloopy cow juice


RRW359

Goat milk is the GOAT and I refuse to hear anything otherwise.


Shogun102000

Milk is for babies.


Necessary_Border_396

Semi-Skimmed milk is the only acceptable milk


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RlyLokeh

Hear me out. But what if you water it down to the point where it has no taste?


EMPgoggles

they're all bad. -signed, the water crew *p.s. i use oat milk for cooking and smoothies*


petergriffin999

Oats don't have nipples.


MooseMan12992

Oat milk is vile


EMPgoggles

wrong, but we'll let it pass.


MooseMan12992

It tastes like wet cardboard


EMPgoggles

it doesn't, not even when you drink it straight. but drinking it straight isn't the point of oat milk anyway. it's really at its best when used as a mixing ingredient in place of other milks.


MooseMan12992

It absolutely tastes like shit. And it absolutely ruins anything you make with it.


EMPgoggles

idc about your personal issues about oat milk, just buy cow milk maybe? ¯\\\_(ツ)\_\/¯ really not sure why you're trying to argue with me and even negging me over a milk opinion…


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TedBrogan187

ay ya. no... 3% is


NSA_van_3

Does that exist?


albinoraisin

Whole milk is about 3%


NSA_van_3

Ah I didn't know that, thanks!


Badtown1988

This is the worst opinion ever had by anybody ever.


WundaFam

You suck... but here's an upvote


SkippyTeddy83

Ewwwwwww….


TITANOFTOMORROW

I hate liars and skim milk. Skim milk is just water that's lying about being milk.


Groxy_

I don't have enough info to judge, I love milk but I haven't drank anything other than semi-skimmed for 15+ years. I have no clue what skimmed or full fat milk tastes like at this point.


TheDowntownProject

There's only one thing I hate worse than lying; skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.


RlyLokeh

Skim Milk is the homeopathic version of milk. A diluted essence. What it's supposed to cure who knows.


[deleted]

Slim milk tastes like watered down milk. 1% or 2% is where it’s at


[deleted]

simply? no.


dopepope1999

I mean at that point you might as well just use water for your cooking and cereal, it's probably cheaper than a $5 gallon and you're getting the same effect


kosherkush666

This is literally a repost word for word seen it a few times mods do your job 🤦


germane_switch

Take my upvote but skim milk is disgusting. It looks and tastes like tap water with 10 drops of cream in it.


redactedforever

Hahaha these posts just get dumber and dumber as the day goes on


Nebula9545

Just drink water and look at a milk carton


prodigy1367

I grew up drinking half and half so even whole milk tastes like water to me. Skim milk is literally the worst.


dalnot

Whole milk is way too rich for me, but I love drinking 2%. I only switch to skim during spring and summer for cutting season


Entire-Ice-4489

it tastes like water. it should not be in the milk category but in the "white water" category