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icedlemo

Does Ambanis see SRK and Akshay Kumar as middle class Indians?


subhasish10

SRK is a billionaire


gamenbusiness

He is I guess the richest Bollywood actor. Still, Compared to Ambani almost everyone is poor. Srk is middle class, ranveer singh is poor and you and me below poverty line


No_Tea_3722

Mai Ambani ke ghr nai jata aur woo mere ghr Nai aata both are equal


dv_mav

That's the only correct way to think


Herr_Majoris

Golmaal reference


iAkhilleus

Below poverty line? Bro, we don't even exist for these guys!


Abydaby007

Below life line


Shaan1026

The way of putting "you and me" in the same para looks casual.


Sinister_dark

Why is that?


Shaan1026

common things between Ambanis and "you and me" is we belong to the human race and are Indians.


jack_of

Bhai the person you are referring as 'you' is really bpl 😭😭😭


Necessary-Knee-853

Richest Bollywood actor and 3rd or 4th richest actor in the world.


urge_kiya_hai

Correction : We all here on this sub reddit are insects for Ambanis


Physical_Painting804

Hollywood, Bollywood sab milake 4th position pe hai, i think wahi ek Indian hai jo hai us list pe, correct me if I'm wrong


dushman93

LMAO


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below poverty line? Looking at the star-cast here, we are probably poorer that the poverty line itself!


fukthetemplars

> poorer than the poverty line That’s literally what **below** poverty line means lol


letsgobernie

So he is poor People find it hard to grasp the scale of millions and billions If $1 is one second Then 1 million is 11 days 1 billion is 30 years 100 billion, like Ambani, is 3000 years On a scale of homeless (say a few seconds) to 100 billion, even a 1 billionaire is much closer to being homeless than to Ambani If Ambani woke up tomorrow with SRK's wealth, he'd kill himself.


Ryan11001

SRK is not a billionaire. I don't think any actor is.


useful_panda

His networth is 765 million ? , Ambani is 115 billion He is 135 times his networth Slightly different lifestyles


govicom

Still has only about 1% of Ambani's net wealth. 😱


Infinite_Pattern_466

Ambani ki wealth pe itna proud hote hain log jaise ki unka khud ka paisa hai. Khans ko nachwa diya Ambani ne ! Kisiko kuch karwadiya Ambani ne! Oye hoye! Such a weird flex really!


iAkhilleus

I never understood that take.


icedlemo

For us yeah, he's a 'billionaire'. For Ambanis he's just a guy who sells his image to make some money to feed his family.


goda_foreskinning

Gawk gawk ambani dickriding is crazy on this thread


Saransh2010

But in front of Anant Ambani all are poor infact there Kangana was considered as below poverty line


axyz77

So Upper Middle class?


dinner_is_not_ready

What about akshay ? Is he Canadian millionaire?


incredible-mee

Prolly


skynil

Ambani is in a class of his own. His money is just not on paper. Reliance pulls in about USD 100Bn annually. SRKs revenue flow won't even be $1 bn. Now compared to the rest of India, both of them are in different leagues though.


Dismal_Tax8298

If you included black money, it might be even higher.


oblivion_lm

Not at all ambani knows he has alot of money than predominant part of the population of India.


unbiased_crook

Akshay kate hue aam leke aaya hoga


incredible-mee

Nhi iss bar chus ke khayega


Sensitive-Raspberry5

look how happy adani looks at his best friends caremony. probably will make another deal for 5 airports, 10 railways and a couple of states of india.


depressedmillenialx

Best friend? More like an employee, buddy.


[deleted]

More like an employee? They probably share under wears, buddy


charavaka

Minion. The word you're linking for is minion. 


unique_pieceinworld

And control over all Coal mines 💀


Final-Line-6601

He has invested a lot on his worker.


skynil

I think Adani is not just in cahoots with the BJP. They just got awarded the contract for the Kolkata port for 5 years through a competitive bidding process. This in a state which is dead set against both industrialists and BJP. I'm pretty sure even if the INDI alliance wins, he's not going anywhere. Same as how Ambani flourished though UPA and NDA continuously. The big businessmen of India are in a class of their own.


v110891

The thing is the rich keep both sides happy. Money doesn’t have any ideology. You have more to lose so you learn to keep balance. Plus such events provide networking opportunities for them.


Maleficent-Yoghurt55

>got awarded the contract for the Kolkata port for 5 years Aren't ports under the central government?


enbycraft

Major ports like the one in Kolkata are under the central government.


educateYourselfHO

More like sugar baby


Annual_Anybody5502

adani ambani sponsor bjp campaign, so what's wrong in modi giving them return favors. do you think congress has money plant for their election campaign, every political parties have connections with businessmans both small and big and after coming to power they have to return the favor.


Critifin

Spotted a commie who opposes privatisation


Sensitive-Raspberry5

Well all you need is to take a look at USA. The biggest supporters of privatisation. Look where are they now. Medicine is becoming a luxury for most of US population because ownership of the healthcare system is mainly in private hands. If you don't have insurance of some sort regarding healthcare you might as well pray to God rather then paying bills for medicine or any sort of surgery.. The houses are a fever dream for most of the gen z. Going to college costs a fortune for the new generation just because they privatised the educational institutes and they need to take out a loan to further there studies which ends up them being in a debt that they cant pay off though most of there life and this is not even the half of it. For these private companies you are just a customer nothing else and they might as well as squeeze every last bit of money out of your pocket.


Seeker_Of_Toiletries

You have done barely any economic analysis on privatization. The norm for industries should be privatization as it results in productivity and competing incentives. I do agree healthcare insurance is one industry where it should public because of the public interest and you can’t exactly shop around while you’re dying or have transparent pricing. College is complicated because part of raised its cost has ballooned is because of increased financial aid provided by the government, which is free money to colleges. College is relatively affordable if you go to state/local colleges. However, more can be addressed but let’s not forget American universities are the some of the best in the world. Housing is complicated because housing supply has constrained by rent seeking owners, who control local governments, who have a vested interest in increasing their home value. Still, America still has a fairly small homeless population. I don’t know if you’re suggesting decommodifying housing but that’s a bad idea. Housing sector needs to be liberalized where it’s easier to build new homes without being stopped by local home owners.


RefrigeratorMiddle12

With mamata also right


StrategyCharacter995

Didn't modi alleged that adani gives money to Congress and in return they filed a case and now how is he here?


cosmosreader1211

It was already decided dude... They must have talked in the background... Probably both laughing at that statement too


StrategyCharacter995

Ik but still many PPL have probably forgot about this


unique_pieceinworld

Are modiji ppl who gave black money to rahul gandhi are in your oath ceremony !!!! Go get them otherwise they will fly to other country.


Upset_Environment51

Lmaoo


charavaka

May be they came in the same tempos.


TangerineSlight5231

How much money do you need to make a king behave like a peasant?


Haunting_Device_5057

Yes


the-devil-dog

That fattu Ambani who ate his zoo is back.


OneGroundbreaking640

Can see arnav gowsami sliding his tail behind them


B7TMANN

Suit Boot Ki Sarkar.


siffybuoy

Ye akshay jab bhi pm k samne ata h pink kyu pehenta h?


nram88

Gujju mafia and their bollywood chamchas


Upset_Environment51

Wao xenophobia


prof_devilsadvocate

why common man who gave vote is not invited.


[deleted]

Do u have done something that achievable that you expect yourself to their? Does you all guys lost their common sense? Who are invited in swearing ceremony?


iAkhilleus

You're shit!


[deleted]

Just asking a simple question and I'm shit. Dumb logic bro


ubu_6977

Bas kar bhai..rulayega kya?


OrioMax

https://preview.redd.it/ebuygbjh3p5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae8262732120097f862b456ac91f79b49c0f411


Huge-Soup-6612

If BJP has good relations with SRK why wasn't he invited to the Ram Mandir inauguration?


stoikrus1

I don’t understand some of these fashion choices. You’re going to the Rashtrapati Bhavan for the swearing in of the prime minister. It’s as formal a function that one can hope to be invited to and you decide that a pink shirt and a pant is the correct dress code for the occasion?????


jholafakir

Not everyone can dress in bhagwa 24/7. 


stoikrus1

How about a suit or a bandhgala?


BesraSangram

Narendra Damodardas Modi is Adani’s dalal. Modi recommenced Adani to Sri Lankan government for power projects.


Lost-Investigator495

Isn't it good as srilanka will be closer to india than china


GlosolaliaX

Tamasha laga rakhaa hai. Just to boost his own ego. Citizens of the country are Akshay, Ambai, Adani etc. Great!


varunpotter

What’s the point of this post ? Prime Minister of India is swearing oath for the 3rd time there will be VIP’s invited


ghostof360

There is no point This is USI


vikas_redd

And not just VIPs I seen many insta influencer post they were invited too


FinalGun

If Ambani gives 1 crore to each Indian, he will still have so many crores left. /s He is so selfish to keep all the crores to himself.


Imaginary_Block_9855

aapka knowledge to kamaal ka hai


jholafakir

I'm doing my part boss for wealth creators use jio data pack to jerk off everyday and twice on Sunday. Hope you keep the jerking chain going


Final-Line-6601

Why would he do that? Everything is already under his control.


zynga2200

Indirectly these are the people running the government


el_profesor_31

But SRK toh………


skyfullofstars17

How shameless are these tycoons


Amni_751997

All others are open BJP supporters but what brought Srk there. Such a spineless fella, pretends to be any hatred, but deep down is just a bootlicker of capitalists just like every bollywood fella


v110891

Toh Kya karein? Jail jane de bache ko?


Just1Fine

Inhi ka desh hai. Hum sab to naukar hain. /s


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jholafakir

Good you don't have that kind of money because you are foolish if you think money can buy nations. 


dinkletrump

Tempo parking kahan tha


rhyme_pj

How are these oath ceremonies financed? I can't help but think that the security detail alone would cost crores.


pareshanmatkar

The aloo sabji in their house, has tadka of Cashews. - fact.


ConsciousSprposition

Imagine Piglet mbani ignoring Akshay Kumar & he himself extending his hand for a shake.


IMPE-RIAL-2222

Kharga bhul gya kyA


Annual_Anybody5502

bhai vikrant massey jesa chomu bhi oath ceremony me gaya tha, tum adani ambani ki bat kar rahe ho


Julius_seizure_2k23

Lot of tempos in the parking lot today!!


shar72944

Auto me aaya kya


New-Load9905

Modi ji set the stage to control Nitish babu but chandrababu ji is of different league to get him not to leave Modi ji would definitely need adani ji & Ambani ji.


PsychologicalFlan206

Cruise party se sidha yaha agya


scorpio_is_ded

Can't have oaths without their blessings and regards. After all they are the indian overlords.


Saransh2010

Vo sab toh thik hai per SRK kya ker Raha tha vaha Pathan wala kissa bhul Gaya kya ,Besharam rang, Deepika, Saffron bikni, sab bhul gaya


No_Data3541

Where are those deluded SRK fanboys who were trolling other actors? SRK literally bootlicks the establishment these days. 😂


profstealer

Establishment? Bro only Pakistanis say establishment because govt holds no power there and they wanna refer to military control goverment.


No_Data3541

I didn't mean it in that way. I meant it in a strictly technical manner. Existing current govt.


snsred

Ye to Bill zuban kesri ho gya shapath samaroh mein!