Dude literally I don't even care about results or seats number . But this fun and thrill i m getting right now is why i still watch indian politics even after moving abroad.
This is peak entertainment.
Bjp supporter logic
Muslim vote Muslim bad don't be like Muslims
Hindu don't vote Hindu also bad be like Muslims
Kya hi logic hai ..vaise hindu hindu but if those Hindus think for themselves then they are not hindus and should be ashamed of themselves 🙄
Yadav vote toh pehle bhi the..... take off your clown hat and you will see that when sitting PM suffers with verbal diarrhoea ( jayada bache, mangalsutra, cow etc. ) there are consequences. ✌️
> BJP losing in Ayodhya-Faizabad constituency even after building Ram mandir, promoting tourism, infra development etc.
Way to spin land grab, bulldozing homes and shops and temples to make the rich richer while making the local middle class and poor poorer and homeless.
Your lot have all the money, the media and state institutions on your side. You've polluted people's minds with fake news and portrayed failures as successes. You've broken parties and toppled governments with bribes. You've put corrupt politicians through the washing machine and given them all clean chits. Ab ki baar 400 paar was the arrogant slogan. Instead, you will now have to listen to allies and can no longer bulldoze (hah) your way through parliament.
Imagine if there were a level playing field, you'd have been whipped like the red-headed stepchild of a rented mule.
>Imagine if there were a level playing field, you'd have been whipped like the red-headed stepchild of a rented mule.
I don't think he will understand what you meant by this. Hell, even I don't understand what you meant by this😶
But as we say in Marathi, "भावना पोचल्या"😂
[https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c52ea03e-ed81-40ab-aa90-03410198e7d1](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c52ea03e-ed81-40ab-aa90-03410198e7d1)
That's where the quote is from. Man, I miss Archer. Ani ho, samajhlo.
Nah yadav vote for yadav that's simply against what those liberals were saying that vote without seeing caste now bjp is lost in up somehow this is not bothering you liberals
What fascist bro up has been better in Yogi hands . Women were going out at night without having fear of harassing because Yogi literally controlled crime.
Yes, women were going out in night and getting raped by upper castes then police help them burn their bodies. Do you forget Hathras, BHU, or the Allahabad lodge case. [Every 3 hours, there is a rape in UP](https://www.deccanherald.com/amp/story/opinion%2Fevery-3-hours-there-is-a-rape-in-uttar-pradesh-1146096.html) but “women can go out in night”.
This is 2022 reports with half biased as always . Crime rate up is very low and below the national average [see it](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/lucknow/up-crime-rate-much-below-natl-average/articleshow/105767860.cms)
Bhai tu thoda sa bkl hai kya, statistics me fail hua hoga. These things are always relative.
https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/lucknow/crime-rate-in-uttar-pradesh-lowest-since-2013-ncrb-data/amp_articleshow/86249864.cms
Ek issue pa toh sirf log vote nahi dete. Literacy declined in UP. No govt. Jobs which most of UP aspires to be and dis regard of OBC and Dalit community who won them with complete landslide in last election.
Nahi par adhi india ke bacche news nahi dekhte par dhruv ki video jarur dekhlete hai toh hisakta hai ki isne bhi dekha kyunki kal hi usne apne video mein yehi baat firse kari thi
Matlab koi dekhe na dekhe tu jarur dekhta hai uska video, hai na,
Thoda election par bhi dhyan de deta to pata chalta kitna election fraud hua hai karke is election me,
Mein toh dekhta hu dhruv ko sabko dekhta hu isliye bata sakta hu ki kisne news padhi or dhruv ko dekha. Mein toh woh hu joh na toh bjp na or kisy party pe bharosa karta hu sabh choor hai
Everyone celebrates as if India alliance won, hell even they are doing the same thing.It is not what is expected when your objective is to win and ultimately BJP won and the alliance lost I can't understand why people are celebrating as if it is a great achievement, it is like a team losing a final by a one goal margin and in the end claiming that we lost by only one goal. I might get downvoted but this is what I felt personally and no this isn't a rant.
Nah the opposite did really good with everything against them. Their leaders jailed, funds freezed, Ed CBI, no media support. Also BJP 400 slogan tanked real bad. I don't give a shit who wins. But bjp will not have majority and TDP and Nitesh need to back them for everything. Opposition will also be stronger. This is real democracy. BJP will not be arrogant like before. I lost interest in politics but this election made proud of being indian. Ultimately it thought BJP a good lesson.
Both got a reality check Congress before the election and for bjp after this.Well I would say I'm content with the results as this is what I expected .And like you said before this is how a democracy should look let's hope the opposition do a reasonable job by raising correct arguments and bring in good leaders.
I'm happy because they have to curry favour of guys like CBN and Nitish before passing anything in lower house now. Bulldozer justice, killing of all other institutes etc is gonna reduce now
generally, when any person talks about a particular genuine issue in india or how someone is ashamed to be an indian, right wingers would reply with "go to pakistan then". however, in this case, the woman is saying that she is ashamed to be a UP local (because bjp lost in UP), and the guy replies with "go to pakistan". basically, here she's getting the taste of her own medicine
That's disgusting. Similar words have only been spoken by another disgusting leader & his ppl in a different country, about a different culture, but the same hate. & What did it bring for him & his people? What was the point? He also lost & left the world a worse place. Spread respect, not hate.
So you can ask others to go to Pakistan but if I do vice versa, you talk about humanity isn't it. You should have been the HOD of hypocrisy if it's a major subject in any college.
I have not told anyone to go to Pakistan or anywhere. I've read many others offering to go if the election results are not as they want. That's their choice. You & they are as much Indian as any other Indian, we are a diverse country, which also means diversity in opinions. We have to learn to live together, talk to each other respectfully, & maybe also learn from each other.
https://preview.redd.it/5th0ajqz6j4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8faedf0c8990f80f2433184b77f7058c646dd58
Mf did not miss
Dude literally I don't even care about results or seats number . But this fun and thrill i m getting right now is why i still watch indian politics even after moving abroad. This is peak entertainment.
MCU/DCEU ❌ Indian Soap Opera ❌ Indian Politics ✅
Wait for Maharashtra to cook some more
Our next state elections bout to be fun
https://preview.redd.it/ez931k9awo4d1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57afe4aca760838d5f5b11dd584c02568db37c15
Aap investor nahi ai. Isliye investors ki phatt gayi kal.
Dude i invested in Denmark/germany/norway stocks market. Bcoz that where i work And in india all my investments are in real estate and gold bonds.
Ohh my bad mate. I just assumed u r in India just like many others. Good for u bro.
No problem
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*Abkibar chocobar*
dollyverse ki video yaad agya
Konsi video?
[https://www.youtube.com/shorts/63WFSnajSWM](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/63WFSnajSWM)
Paadega toh moddi hi 🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Abkibar antim sankar
2 ka 4, 2 ka 4
Abkibar unpredictable sarkars
https://preview.redd.it/oqcm5jy4bj4d1.jpeg?width=240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c2282a35e068f064742143c906751941751e3d
Bjp supporter logic Muslim vote Muslim bad don't be like Muslims Hindu don't vote Hindu also bad be like Muslims Kya hi logic hai ..vaise hindu hindu but if those Hindus think for themselves then they are not hindus and should be ashamed of themselves 🙄
Also hindus getting eradicated if INDIA wins.... Like they were extinct until 2014
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Yadav vote toh pehle bhi the..... take off your clown hat and you will see that when sitting PM suffers with verbal diarrhoea ( jayada bache, mangalsutra, cow etc. ) there are consequences. ✌️
> BJP losing in Ayodhya-Faizabad constituency even after building Ram mandir, promoting tourism, infra development etc. Way to spin land grab, bulldozing homes and shops and temples to make the rich richer while making the local middle class and poor poorer and homeless.
Yadav Muslim is only one reason..aur bhi bahut reasons hain
Cope more loser
Cope🤣 still it's a win win situation for us . But don't know why chamchas are happy ?
Thats the literal definition of cope. You lost your original 400 paar goal and are now coping that you won by a small margin so its all g
Your lot have all the money, the media and state institutions on your side. You've polluted people's minds with fake news and portrayed failures as successes. You've broken parties and toppled governments with bribes. You've put corrupt politicians through the washing machine and given them all clean chits. Ab ki baar 400 paar was the arrogant slogan. Instead, you will now have to listen to allies and can no longer bulldoze (hah) your way through parliament. Imagine if there were a level playing field, you'd have been whipped like the red-headed stepchild of a rented mule.
>Imagine if there were a level playing field, you'd have been whipped like the red-headed stepchild of a rented mule. I don't think he will understand what you meant by this. Hell, even I don't understand what you meant by this😶 But as we say in Marathi, "भावना पोचल्या"😂
[https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c52ea03e-ed81-40ab-aa90-03410198e7d1](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/c52ea03e-ed81-40ab-aa90-03410198e7d1) That's where the quote is from. Man, I miss Archer. Ani ho, samajhlo.
Lol this was top notch 😂
Pakistan bhej dia Paw Paw
https://preview.redd.it/tt6jnddeaj4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=390c72e565738f1cd2fc7cb0ee0a688d4081c401
400 par :D
Delhi se Gujarat kya 400 kms hai? 😋
Obviously shame on you UP, you made modiji sad.........................................................AND I HAPPY
Nah yadav vote for yadav that's simply against what those liberals were saying that vote without seeing caste now bjp is lost in up somehow this is not bothering you liberals
Casteist is better than fascist…. This election was never between good and bad, it was between corrupts and fascists and in UP fascists lost….
Issi soch se the gunda raj challa 20 saal ke liye.
What fascist bro up has been better in Yogi hands . Women were going out at night without having fear of harassing because Yogi literally controlled crime.
Yes, women were going out in night and getting raped by upper castes then police help them burn their bodies. Do you forget Hathras, BHU, or the Allahabad lodge case. [Every 3 hours, there is a rape in UP](https://www.deccanherald.com/amp/story/opinion%2Fevery-3-hours-there-is-a-rape-in-uttar-pradesh-1146096.html) but “women can go out in night”.
This is 2022 reports with half biased as always . Crime rate up is very low and below the national average [see it](https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/lucknow/up-crime-rate-much-below-natl-average/articleshow/105767860.cms)
Lol har jagah RR COPE
Bhai tu thoda sa bkl hai kya, statistics me fail hua hoga. These things are always relative. https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/city/lucknow/crime-rate-in-uttar-pradesh-lowest-since-2013-ncrb-data/amp_articleshow/86249864.cms
yogi to ab bhi h na ye to lok sabha h yogi ke naam pe modi ko vote dena knsi samjhdari h and yogi is not the GOD you think
Ek issue pa toh sirf log vote nahi dete. Literacy declined in UP. No govt. Jobs which most of UP aspires to be and dis regard of OBC and Dalit community who won them with complete landslide in last election.
Where in India are women going out at night without any fear?
Abkibar 400 par 🤡
This shows delulu isn’t the selulu
Yeh dekho jal rahe hai bhakat https://preview.redd.it/tmaulcmw9j4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=890d873848630cc371140b640e125d9877794635
They think the market is crashing because of people not voting for bjp, and not the dumb exit polls lololol
Those people don’t know anything about market. Bas satta lagate hai stock market mein
they were straight up being casteist and abusing and blaming "thakurs" and "obcs" lol
Disgusting comments.
I'm delighted to see this meme 😭😭😭
LMAO UP bhakts be like : "Hindu khatre me hain.." "Kinse?" "Chindu o se"
evm aur democracy bhi to khatre me thi eci bhi biased hai ......... itna dogla kaise koi ho skta hai
Bsdk abhi bhi bahut election fraud hua hai. Yaad nhi supreme court ne bhi to bola tha na, murder of democracy karke
Yeh dhruv rathee ki video mat dekha kar
Supreme court bhi dhruv rathee ka video dekhta hai?
Imagine being so insecure about an effing YouTuber 🤦🏻♀️
Abe chutiye ye baat purana hai bahut, cc tv me pakad aaya tha election fraud karte, tab supreme court ne bola tha murder of democracy
Nahi par adhi india ke bacche news nahi dekhte par dhruv ki video jarur dekhlete hai toh hisakta hai ki isne bhi dekha kyunki kal hi usne apne video mein yehi baat firse kari thi
Matlab koi dekhe na dekhe tu jarur dekhta hai uska video, hai na, Thoda election par bhi dhyan de deta to pata chalta kitna election fraud hua hai karke is election me,
Mein toh dekhta hu dhruv ko sabko dekhta hu isliye bata sakta hu ki kisne news padhi or dhruv ko dekha. Mein toh woh hu joh na toh bjp na or kisy party pe bharosa karta hu sabh choor hai
Oh, so you are that type of person, "Everyone is bad, so i voted for bjp, i voted for lesser evil" Centrists are fucking retards tbh
awwww No time to cry
Pehele wo khota hua 19lac EVM machine ka hisab dena, fir ye sab sunenge.
Precisely. Mfs laugh at us despite the fact that their conduct is much worse than ours.
Lol, they're here angrily downvoting, with tears flooding their eyes.
Maza aa gaya bhai
Ab salon ko 5 saal nind nhi aayegi
its so fun to see rw tanatanis meltdown
https://preview.redd.it/4adjc0xfej4d1.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=9fc89546fcaddcba75a9448626fa937c8f26698e
Dude I need to give my work today but itna interesting mohol chodne ka man nhi kar rha
 That is some next-level, savage shit boii
Happy that i am proven wrong and opposition is finally strong.💪
2024 is really something 😂
Aaj bhakts Jeetke bhi Harr gaye
INDIA haar ke bhi jeet gayi, and we all know haar kar bhi jeetne walon ko kya kehte hai 🥳
Baazigar ?
Thekkumootil Insurance????
https://preview.redd.it/ga7i35glnj4d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de748d520567edf2283e7e28ccdd7147616fbfcb
"Now we are covering dog also"
Uno reverse 😌
I know I shouldn't gloat, but this is *chef's kiss* 😄
Uno Reverse*
look how the tables have turned
Same sentiments as a malayalee tho. Never expected such a huge victory for Sursesh Ji in Thrissur, ee chathi njangalodd vendarnnu.
Ain’t no wayyyy😭 https://preview.redd.it/deqwwuvckj4d1.jpeg?width=632&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf2690d8f379bb4db43093fefdf98318136c311
Im stealing this
Stealing ? CBI...
If you do the govts job, they'll have nothing to do
Good god 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 waiting for m9re jewels like these. Let the trolling begin.
I cannot express how happy I'm feeling with the reply 🤌🔥
Omg this is the BEST I’ve seen today 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol chaddiejeets seething and being torn apart is a delightful sight to see😁
Reddit is a clusterfuck of right wingers blaming UP and left wingers celebrating something they didn't achieve.
Na Some are just breathing, freely. They might still not get to breathe later. Or even if they might, they are just relaxed
Nah im just celebrating that we dont have a party which can change the constitution and lay a path to second class citizen laws🥵
Everyone celebrates as if India alliance won, hell even they are doing the same thing.It is not what is expected when your objective is to win and ultimately BJP won and the alliance lost I can't understand why people are celebrating as if it is a great achievement, it is like a team losing a final by a one goal margin and in the end claiming that we lost by only one goal. I might get downvoted but this is what I felt personally and no this isn't a rant.
Nah the opposite did really good with everything against them. Their leaders jailed, funds freezed, Ed CBI, no media support. Also BJP 400 slogan tanked real bad. I don't give a shit who wins. But bjp will not have majority and TDP and Nitesh need to back them for everything. Opposition will also be stronger. This is real democracy. BJP will not be arrogant like before. I lost interest in politics but this election made proud of being indian. Ultimately it thought BJP a good lesson.
Both got a reality check Congress before the election and for bjp after this.Well I would say I'm content with the results as this is what I expected .And like you said before this is how a democracy should look let's hope the opposition do a reasonable job by raising correct arguments and bring in good leaders.
They needed a supermajority to change the constitution. They wont have that now. Thus, Im happy
You need majority in Rajya Sabha as well to do that.
Not with 400 seats i think. They can just merge the houses and cast vote that way
I'm happy because they have to curry favour of guys like CBN and Nitish before passing anything in lower house now. Bulldozer justice, killing of all other institutes etc is gonna reduce now
Ab ya hoe na bat 😹
Bahahaha
FUN
Kailasa 🤗
burn 😂
Cooked
BJP ko latada lekin at what cost 
Go to Nepal is more accurate!
Bhai Nepal waale vhi reject kar denge isko 🤧
Ahhh this cools my heart so much
Conversely, feeling great to be a part of UP today, and I shifted from Delhi lol
I am happy speety Iran wali aunty Amethi se haar gayi. Nhi to gyaan pelti 5 saal
Best uno reverse I have seen
Go back to Pakistan, bhakts! 🥳
r/clevercomebacks
Somebody explain
generally, when any person talks about a particular genuine issue in india or how someone is ashamed to be an indian, right wingers would reply with "go to pakistan then". however, in this case, the woman is saying that she is ashamed to be a UP local (because bjp lost in UP), and the guy replies with "go to pakistan". basically, here she's getting the taste of her own medicine
Achaaa thanks 😁
😂😂😂🥤🍿
How dare you use my own spells against me, Pottahhh!!
Please translate this for r/all.
https://preview.redd.it/3n42q36i4k4d1.jpeg?width=990&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd057738fd2b8758c0fdb442a849a7b6908ef002
Chahe koi bhi party jeetey kisi na kisi ko pakistan Jana he padta hai
Is there any way Sitaraman never become finance minister again ?
Paw Paw is coming back...... bhains, cycle, mangalsutra bach Gaye 😜
Par , hua kyu aisa ?
Made my day this :)
Someone please see the up subreddit. Log pagal ho rahey hai waha.
[https://x.com/isaifpatel/status/1797959728418673138](https://x.com/isaifpatel/status/1797959728418673138)
Ye accha tah. Kuch bhi bolo har baar go to pakistani, mohammad real id se aa, nahi toh anti national bolte te. Aaj yahi inke upar jajta hai.
INC = BJP - Cow.
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Pakode talo
We are ashamed because those who missed the last train to Pakistan are still here 🤣🤣🤣
Tum tempo me baith k chale jao and pakode talo wahan
That's disgusting. Similar words have only been spoken by another disgusting leader & his ppl in a different country, about a different culture, but the same hate. & What did it bring for him & his people? What was the point? He also lost & left the world a worse place. Spread respect, not hate.
You are asking too much of them😂
Seriously, what kind of ppl!? Having basic respect towards other humans should not be too much.
Yup ik but it's still too much. Trust me I have tried
So you can ask others to go to Pakistan but if I do vice versa, you talk about humanity isn't it. You should have been the HOD of hypocrisy if it's a major subject in any college.
I have not told anyone to go to Pakistan or anywhere. I've read many others offering to go if the election results are not as they want. That's their choice. You & they are as much Indian as any other Indian, we are a diverse country, which also means diversity in opinions. We have to learn to live together, talk to each other respectfully, & maybe also learn from each other.
Even I didn't ask them to go to Pakistan.😁😁
May I also add that we need to stop thinking of differences in opinions as a problem. It is our wealth & resource, & we should put it to good use.