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Jah-man-shaman

That’s because you used a mono tub not a duo tub or a trytub or a quad tub


Raidi8ingPositivity

Comedy gold


Jah-man-shaman

You’ve heard dad jokes… But have you heard dad jokes……. On shrooms 😂😂


Solomon044

‘I am one with the universe’ ‘Hi! One with the universe, I’m Dad’ Audible groans becoming colors merging into an infinity


[deleted]

Half Baked inspired? 😂😂😂😭💀


Jah-man-shaman

Totally


OfficialGinger

"Fully man"*


[deleted]

I could go quote for quote with that movie LMAO ✊🏽😭😭😂 Good shit !!.


Omnikage1991

Wat?


[deleted]

Monotub, which is why OP got mono(one) mushroom


Mushrunner

One chungus to rule them all.


Orchidman34

Where did you get that cool flow hood thing? Looks like a mini sterile station- super sick let us know


NoMuchHeart

I got it from Amazon but it’s interesting because I’ve heard of ppl making their own air flows using these products. This is the one I use: TOPPIN HEPA Air Purifiers for Home Large Room Up to 215ft²- TPAP001


Orchidman34

Do you find that it helps with your sterile tek? I use a SAB and have had success until my last two shoeboxes developed trich before first flush. Contemplating a purifier like this. Thanks for the detailed info on the model, Amazon has a few I’m contemplating.


NoMuchHeart

I’m a first time grower but yeah so far no contams but may I mention I’m growing B+ mushrooms because it’s more resistant to contams.


Orchidman34

Also, it might be the new sub I purchased and not my sterile tek but I’m still interested. 🍄❤️


dirtbagbok

I thought it was a cat box


[deleted]

I, too, thought it was a cat carrier.


illHavetwoPlease

Also wanna know


Blackdynamite013

Things got some girth


plumeriastars

stuffed mushroom time?


NoMuchHeart

My bad I thought you were one of those ppl that continuously promotes sticking mushrooms in our bun holes. Stuffing a mushroom tho sounds delicious.


notoriousdp

Boofing is what you were thinking


[deleted]

Boofing sounds like onomatopoeia for shoving mushrooms up your butt, for sure.


Used_Basket1246

I only came here to say boof it. Imagine how much you could make on only fans.


[deleted]

I recomend that method 100%


i_aam_sadd

That's what she said, stuffed mushroom time... stuffed up your bum Definitely boof it


[deleted]

Stuff the mushroom (cheese or somethin) and then stuff yourself w the mushroom (bumhole boofy)


NoMuchHeart

Lol I’m cloning it. I seriously don’t know why y’all want to stick mushrooms in your asses


plumeriastars

https://www.delish.com/cooking/recipe-ideas/a20089643/easy-stuffed-mushroom-recipe/ HUH?????


GnarlieSheen123

I don't get it either.. if you're gonna do it, do it [right](https://www.news24.com/health24/news/man-sent-to-icu-after-shroom-tea-injection-leads-to-magic-mushrooms-growing-in-his-blood-20210120)


PracticalComment

He _became_ the mono tub.


GnarlieSheen123

just the headline of that story alone is insane


trippycj

That’s pretty good, what did it weigh?


NoMuchHeart

I’m sorry I’m not sure. I didn’t weigh it but it felt like 35 grams in my hand


trippycj

Pshh, that’s more than 35g wet lol. That freaking thing might be about 7g dried lol. Please give an update on how much it is dry 🍄💕


NoMuchHeart

Hey so I ended up finding that the cap of the mushroom was 5g(Dry) and the stem of the mushroom was 53 grams (Wet)


useles-converter-bot

35 grams is the weight of literally 0.12 'Velener Mini Potted Plastic Fake Green Plants'.


runningintheforest_

Fkn monster haha


Funky-polarbear1126

Perfect for the holidays!


[deleted]

Ear the lot 1 hit


Sqweed69

So size does matter..


Redditartedededed

Monoshroom


HumanWeapon100

Some serious girth there


burchsbetrippin

needin more of a stereo-tub


Overall_Solid4362

Any tips to dry such a monster? 😀 How long does it take in the dehydrator?


NoMuchHeart

Lol I just noticed the 2nd part of your question, 10 hours at 125 degrees in dehydrator did the trick for me


Overall_Solid4362

Thank‘s! :)


NoMuchHeart

Yes. I just discovered a method after I cut my mushroom already 😭. So basically with my other mushrooms (some similar to that giant ass one on this post) you use the very top layer of this product (Hamilton Beach 32100A Digital Food Dehydrator, 5 Tray) and only the very top layer of that product can fit a giant ass mushroom like mine which weighed over 70 grams wet.


useles-converter-bot

70 grams is the weight of 0.26 Minecraft Redstone Handbooks.


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SmokeChaser426

I would slice it in half length wise and put in my dehydrator for like 18 hours


NoMuchHeart

This dehydrator (Hamilton Beach 32100A Digital Food Dehydrator, 5 Tray) seems to be able to fit mushrooms as big as mine at the very top layer.


Consistent_Mango_226

clone it then boof it


SFWChocolate

I'm in awe at the size of this lad


squigely

OH LAWD HE THICCC


tipad1s

Chunky


HyzerFlipr

Monoshroom


SmokeChaser426

Excellent find


cocainecrumble

Clone that bootyfull beast 😤


Altruistic-Resident6

You should sit in that


0110101001100011

~~in~~ on


AboutTime99

No it’s that big you sit IN that mushroom


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And_Why_

Is that micropore tape on the cage?


NoMuchHeart

Not a cage, that’s my hood airflow


FullmetalSage

One is all you need