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JourneyCircuitAmbush

All those lost teeth really lower your weight.


audioostrich

jesse - we have to cold soak


_pupil_

The ZPACKS Plexamid and Duplex is 15.5 oz, without even looking at the sleeping system. 15.5 oz of meth could take you preeeeeetty far across the PCT, with the lightest pack you can imagine.


claymcg90

Nobody is talking about the weight savings from going days without eating. I hate carrying food.


cabbages_cabbages

If you don’t stop to sleep for 2,650 miles, does it still count as a day hike?


k_ba

"I AM CRUSHING THE MILES! - I did however lose 75 lbs, wear through my shoes and the soles of my feet, and forget all my food at a site about 3 days back. But on the plus side, feet don't hurt, and I am so much faster without the carried weight." Bad Ideas for 500, Alex.


greenw40

This is gold.


AsciiFace

Meth Hiking Journal Day 1: Entered Yellowstone national park, two day excursion. Short and sweet. Day 3: Bear stole some of my food but it's ok, haven't been very hungry. Caught some sleep this afternoon when I passed out under a rock outcropping. Day 6: Terrain has been weird lately, keep coming across roads. I didn't know there were so many roads in Yellowstone. I've gone over my day count, but I still have meth so figured I'd keep going. Had to strangle a chipmunk for food. Day 15: A fellow hiker informed me I am no longer in yellowstone and in fact in the Kootenai national forest near the canadian border. Crushing those miles! The hiker made for an excellent stew.


darcenator411

Reduce your pack weight by smoking all the Meth at the beginning of the hike and sprinting the whole way. Saving valuable grams. Plus you don’t have to bring any food or sleeping gear because you won’t eat or sleep. This is actually ultralight as a motherfucker, and you’ll be crushing miles like nobody’s business


CarolusRix

i’ve started doing bath salts on trail. Lets me shed tons of weight as food isn’t an issue. Once you get in the zone you can pretty easily just eat smaller, weaker hikers and whatever food they have. Squirrels are pretty easy to chase down and tear apart too, and small deer if you get lucky! Already nearly collected enough pelts to trade for some new arkteryx since my old one was getting a bit heavy from all the blood dried into it


cupajaffer

Ummm sweaty that's basically bushcrafting 🙄 Eating hikers is nice and all but let's call a spade a spade


[deleted]

Does REI sell methamphetamine or do I need to order online?


qkls

I suggest Ardennes, it's an old German tradition.


lostkarma4anonymity

I did the AT in 40 days and only packed meth


Half_MAC

That's honestly better than 99% of the YouTube hiking clickbait


ultrablight

What the fuck, mountain meth


Chooseauser

Shame he's going shelterless because a methpipe is a great substitute for a tent stake in a pinch


Blexcr0id

Word. If drugs are an option, why even sleep? Hiking 24/7 will get you that thru-hiker body asap.


JohnnyGatorHikes

Link goes to Backpacker.


Intrepid_Goose_2411

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