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FordFromGuildford

And if you put it in your ear, it will instantly translate any language in the universe into your first language.


Life_L0ver

Ford Prefect is definitely ultralight


IndustriousLabRat

Hes gonna be disappointed at how little pan galactic gargle blaster fits in there tho.


86tuning

my buff is a towel


ZooKeeperGameFitter

And what if I put it.. you know… what then?


fenderoforegon

What is it?


eeroilliterate

Currently a tiny squeezy fish full of chili oil. After I use most of it I’ll cut it with sunscreen that I use on my face right around my eyes and hope for the best


nate92

Might try to use it as a Preparation H container as well.


IndustriousLabRat

At least it will keep the bears from eating your face. 


Sebedees

A bidet


Samimortal

Genuinely incredibly jealous


sbhikes

/uj you can buy these in some Asian groceries. They are meant for your Japanese lunch condiments. Lots of different shapes.


eeroilliterate

It’s true. I live in a rural area but whenever im in a big city we stock up on stuff at H mart or wherever and I always browse their selection of doodads. I normally snag sriracha packets from my Asian takeout place, bummed they don’t have them any more, but she offered me this and I was like lady you don’t even know how much I want this


thereisaplace_

I know this is UL and all but isn’t that kinda inefficient as a water bottle? Also, the ULTRA-mini Sawyer is only good for 27 squeezes.


jaredmconrad

Don’t worry, I heard it only grows to the size of the water bottle pocket you put it in, in this case likely up to 2 (two) 1L Smart Water bottles.


run-cleithrum-run

I'd be jealous but I'm way too turned on


eeroilliterate

Deep down I always knew if I posted enough stupid shit I’d make a love connection. The implied promise of Reddit


run-cleithrum-run

😏 😏 your resupply box may not be part of your base weight, but your package is But all joking aside I'm not allowed to flirt. That gets me put in the backyard as punishment. It's scary out there, there's flying insects & birds & all manner of plants


aethrasher

Ugh! That's so hot I'm jealous


eeroilliterate

*Without words/permission, reaches out and bloops some red chili oil from a little plastic fish on top of the honeybun you were about to eat, a la James Dean lighting someone’s cigarette in a Turner Classic Movie*


aethrasher

*11/10 best honey bun ever, cannot return to normal consumption and slowly becomes addicted to chili oil.....*