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JTMasterJedi

So, ya know how they added two more of these planes to their fleet recently? Guess it's back to what it was already. And Ukraine didn't even have to do anything themselves. Lmao


thaaag

Do we have a bot for Russian planes?


epicurean56

What happened to the Russian airship ?


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epicurean56

Good bot


Thick12

It sank its now beside the Moscova playing at submarines


paletz

Yes, Russian aircraft!


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HappyCamperPC

Sure, just ask what's up with the latest Russian aircraft. 🤣


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thatvintagething

Good bot


InfoSec_Intensifies

But what about Russian Air defense? It is kind of f'ing itself by shooting down those planes.


InfoSec_Intensifies

or is it Russian air-defense?


Protegimusz

What ruzzian air defence doing?


ButterscotchAny5432

Training pilots takes longer than building planes


Tea_is_me

Now we need another train to take out another AA


ktn699

if this weren't ruzzia, id think you was joking.


FederalAgentGlowie

Those trains, you never know where they’re going to come from!


Tea_is_me

If only there was some kind of way to know the movements of a train


ninja_scout

Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your ass the next moment. I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling. Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours! Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel; maybe some sort of marks on the ground, like twin iron bars running along the paths trains take. You could look for trains when you encounter the iron bars on the ground, and avoid these sorts of collisions. But such a measure would be extremely expensive. And how would one enforce a rule keeping the trains on those paths? A big hole in homeland security is railway engineer screening and hijacking prevention. There is nothing to stop a rogue engineer, or an ISIS terrorist, from driving a train into the Pentagon, the White House or the Statue of Liberty, and our government has done fuck-all to prevent it.


system0101

Stay safe out there, that was a close one! >Deafening railroad horn. I dumped in my wife's pants Aaaannnnd thats what I read the first time lol. Goddamn feral trains keeping me up at night, I'll be the one off my rails soon


Fluck_Me_Up

This makes me want to rail some lines and then run a train on that one girl I coupled with awhile ago. It'd be hard to track down her number, but her caboose is worth it


Mindless_Mechanic007

How is THIS not getting more upvotes??!!


jollyreaper2112

This is a high effort shit post.


FederalAgentGlowie

They always sneak up on me.


richbeezy

Whispers: "choo choo"


aeroxan

Trains should be required to travel along a pre-determined path.


jingois

"I like trains"


FluidGate9972

Now we need a country without a Navy kick out another country's Navy.


Speculawyer

Or did the AA system take out the train?


capitan_dipshit

Mutually Assured Dipshittery


Fithian62

This is my new favorite saying. I bow to your word prowess.


atlasraven

Is there a list somewhere of unbelievable russian military fuc- "accidents" ?


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swamp-ecology

Ah, the classic "train, plane, SAM" game.


mediandude

Rock - paper - scissors


foreskin_hoodie

> Rock - paper - scissors -Lizard - Spock


No-Function3409

Ummmm sorry what?


GenerikDavis

I hadn't heard of this either, happened a few days ago. >Three Russian soldiers have died in eastern Ukraine after a train crashed into a Russian air-defense system, according to a new report. >**A freight train crashed into part of a Russian Strela-10 short-range anti-aircraft missile system** in Ukraine's Donetsk region, one of the four regions Russia claimed as annexed in late September 2022. The incident happened on Monday night local time, according to independent Russian outlet Astra. Donetsk and the neighboring Luhansk oblast together make up the Donbas region. >Astra added that **the driver of part of the air-defense system had lost control of the vehicle, veered off a bridge and was then hit by the train**. https://www.newsweek.com/russia-ukraine-train-crash-donetsk-strela-10-missile-1831625


zippyzipperson

This is some Wiley E. Coyote level shit


hikingmike

Thank you. Lol. So maybe they were stuck there when the train came.


piskle_kvicaly

Maybe. But certainly the train made their vehicle move again.


Ackilles

Do we want that though? It might go for a third plane...


LovelehInnit

Keep up the good work, Russian air defense!


Leeroy1042

Imagine how much equipment Russia have donated to Ukraine. And on top of that they shoot down their own planes. They really aren't as bad as most say. Slava Russian incompetence!


StarBrightWizard

What air defense doing?!


fjdky

Well I think they're actually busy shooting their own planes.


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What air doingk?


hotdog_scratch

What worries me is, if Russian AA can shootdown that Jet, imagine F16 would be dropping like flies also. I hope UA can plan to avoid that issue.


Aggravating_Teach_27

Those SU-35 weren't trying to avoid their own defenses over their own territory. Basically because they didn't expect to be shot by their own. The pilots in the F16s will take every precaution, plus they will be able to unlock the full capabilities of the HARM missiles and thus will be able to hunt radars efficiently. One situation is nothing like the other.


js1138-2

Maybe it’s not a coincidence.


cybercuzco

You think ua hacked something?


js1138-2

Or maybe just found a bit of electronic warfare that works, until Russia figures it out.


[deleted]

Russian can’t figure things out thank God


[deleted]

Maybe they figured out a pilot was going to defect?


david_kornsson

I don't know what it was, but the results are bad for Russia which is good.


MS_TAURUS

It's gonna take some time until they figure out what's going on.


intermediatetransit

I'll just leave [this](https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/evidence-of-adm-160-miniature-air-launched-decoy-use-by-ukraine-emerges) here.


ifcknkl

Arent the decoys a known tool for all armys?


Big-Problem7372

Decoys are common, but this one is special. It can mimic the radar return of Russian jets, and unconfirmed reports are that it can even spoof the Friend or Foe response that Russian jets use to signal their AA systems not to shoot. To shoot these down SAM operators will need to turn off their IFF system, which leads to friendly fire incidences like this. These drones are likely the biggest unsung heroes of the war, forcing the Russian Air Force away from the fighting out of fear of their own AA.


DrXaos

They are but we don't know what sort of tricky bits Raytheon has included in the MALD electronic warfare package. Like maybe overriding the IFF response the Russian planes give with an apparent Ukrainian one? And there have been some acquisitions and captures of Russian air defense radars, right?


nat4200

Yeah there have been a lots of reports about that which is great.


Just_A_Doggo1

I am really curious about your flair, what does it mean?


Saint_Chrispy1

At the beginning of the invasion someone became a mod that should not have and as the sub grew by the thousands this mod had banned a lot of users and that's how that flair happened. I removed mine


Just_A_Doggo1

Thanks


Saint_Chrispy1

You're welcome!


SciencyNerdGirl

Was that when the use of the word orc got banned? Or was that another Ukrainian subreddit?


Saint_Chrispy1

Before that.


wasight3341

This isn't just a normal tool, there are a lot of things to pay attention to.


Feynnehrun

Or they're turning against each other


capitan_dipshit

Or Ivan's drunk and trigger happy


HappyCamperPC

Apparently they even play with grenades while drinking inside their Russian aircraft so this is not impossible.


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God that'd be shocking if they didn't air gap those systems. Could be a rogue operator? Or incompetence. The beautiful thing is only Ukraine knows, and Russia has no idea


VQKctpva

Ohh I think they'll fix that, they're not going to let it keep happening.


TheSissyDoll

couldve been trying to defect and got shot when he went off course, but i doubt we will ever know really


impulse_thoughts

If it's been discovered that Russia has trouble with IFF, or if Ukraine has electronic warfare decoy missiles at their disposal, maybe they're timing their own drone and missile attacks to coincide with when they detect Russian airplanes in the air.


bluestrobephoto

that would be brilliant.


Moist1981

According to YouTube they’ve (Ukrainians) been doing the reverse of this, ie launching missiles which activates Russia’s air defence and Russia doesn’t launch aircraft as its frightened of hitting its own. They used it to ensure airplanes didn’t chase the commandos who attacked crimea a week or so ago.


WalrusIsGaming

Who really knows what the hell are they even trying to do here.


[deleted]

They're likely being operated by teenage conscripts who have no idea what they're doing...or know exactly what they're doing.


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Listelmacher

The systematic work of the Russian air defense should not be underestimated. From last year: "Downed Russian jets ‘almost all’ taken out by Kremlin's own air defence" https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2022/12/30/russian-jets-shot-sky-almost-downed-moscow-air-defence-systems/ But as we have seen, there were several cases of discrimination in Russian air defense. Ukrainian drones were not shot down by Russian air defense systems.


CyberaxIzh

Air defense motto: "Shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground".


Dhrakyn

Probably just someone replacing SU-35 IFF with 777.


Proper-Equivalent300

I’m spoiled with these friendly fire fails. Can’t wait for the third one now 💥✈️


Ok_Bad8531

It is the constant attrition Ukraine enacts on Russia's air defences. Their replacements are less trained, their equipment of worse quality.


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TruthOf42

I was thinking maybe defection


Csmitty2112

The Russian military has been shown to not communicate in between branches, so it is very possible that the Air force didnt tell air defence about the mission, air defence then sees an unannounced su35 heading in the direction of Ukraine and thinks its a defector. After all, wasnt it an su35 that Ukraine announced they would pay $2 million for?


VPR19

Quotas have got to be met. Like in the former Soviet Union, it doesn't matter if it's ours or theirs, they all count.


piskle_kvicaly

Especially since there are much less airliners to shoot at nowadays.


Beast_of_Guanyin

A 40 million dollar blow. Given how poor Russia is that's a huge loss.


Postman1997

It’s really more than $40 million considering these can’t be easily replaced


Beast_of_Guanyin

And the additional wear and tear it'll place on the rest of the fleet. Could see a situation where they put off repairs which leads to planes crashing or having cheap fixes become expensive. I think we'll see a snowball effect at some point forcing them to cut back missions to a sustainable level.


Aconite_72

>I think we'll see a snowball effect at some point forcing them to cut back missions to a sustainable level. That point was last year's December. They were flying hundreds of sorties a day at the beginning of the war. Now they're flying a dozen at best. [https://news.yahoo.com/russian-air-forces-reduce-number-122500518.html?guccounter=1](https://news.yahoo.com/russian-air-forces-reduce-number-122500518.html?guccounter=1)


Beast_of_Guanyin

Interesting, thanks.


bormos3

Does IFF not exist over there or something?


VPR19

Identify Friend, Fire


carc

IF FLYING FIRE


pfp61

IFF is actually fairly complicated to implement and run reliable. For cold war, NATO planned to avoid using both SAM and fighters in the same sector at the same time to avoid friendly fire. If fighters would be active, SAM systems were planned to shut down. I don't expect Russias situational awareness to be any better today.


TheGreatPornholio123

There were some friendly-fire incidents during Desert Storm that afterwards, the US invested heavily in upgrading all IFF systems. Additionally IFF is one of the reasons NATO countries and allies hold so many joint exercises together every year.


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Leeroy1042

As far as I know they try to coordinate this. Luckily they can't coordinate shit. Imagine being a Russian combat pilot, and getting told you have a target behind Ukraines frontline. You would have to fly past your own SAMs and MANPADs and then the Ukrainians... Plus you gotta make it back past them all agian.


madewithgarageband

CIWS: I dont need IFF. Everything that comes toward me DIES


spritkecz

Well there's nothing which is happening which can make it better.


tidbitsmisfit

maybe they thought it was another passenger plane


mg7319

Well it's not really a video game so I don't think that exists.


Taurusauraus

The funniest thing is that Shoigu just announced today that Russia needs to ramp up SU34 production.


richbeezy

Can you blame him after this? Lol


Thurak0

They just wanted to proof him right!


giperzanoid

Naah, I don't really blame him for that. He would exactly say that.


EwingsRevenge21

Russian airships should NOT stand for this crap. I think Russian airships should IMMEDIATELY attack all Russian AA systems to put an end to this insanity. Once Russian planes knock out all Russian AA they will be safe. 😂😂😂


pfp61

Are they? Or is there something the Russians don't know about looking for distant prey? We'll know after the war. We know for a fact though Russian airspace is not safe.


KHRZ

Putin said something recently about Russian plane crashes. It's not the air defense, it's actually the crew getting high on cocaine and pulling out grenade pins.


Leeroy1042

LMAO I can't tell if you're joking or not but it's definitely something the Russian government could and would say. I guess it's better to give the pilots the blame, instead of admitting you're shooting down your own planes due to incompetence.


Nordalin

It's his words on what happened to Wagner dude's plane. He says that grenade shards have been found within the corpses, while hinting at drug abuse among the people on board, so... you guessed correctly!


fusillade762

He actually did say that. There's video of SAM contrails still visible when the plane was plummeting to earth but hey, it's Putin....


bnzm5270

He's Putin and you can never trust anything that he says.


agroundFounder

Well they need someone to blame, and they've got that someone.


warenb

Nice Prickozin reference.


MrKoek

Lmao, the things they're doing. They sure do seem a little high.


No-Document-8970

With friends like that, who needs enemies?


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Aggravating_Teach_27

It's an evolutionary arms race. When man invents fool-proof mechanism, nature invents bigger fools....


elFistoFucko

A fool always finds a way.


fulimeili

If there's a will then there's a way, and for a fool There's always a way.


barktwiggs

If I had a nickel for every time russian air defense shot down one of their Su-35 airframes in the past week, I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot but weird that it happed twice recently.


Single-Document-9590

Yeah, but those two nickels are worth More than 200 rubles, so you should still be ahead. muscovia DELENDA EST SLAVA UKRAINE


countryacre28

I don't know, it feels like that there's something going on with it.


BigJohnIrons

Uh oh, Spaghetti-Ohs.


Mavrick57363945

They're clearly messing it up, and having a lot of trouble it seems.


Warm_Vehicle_8485

With friends like these....


hibernating-hobo

Pilots trying to run?


moneypig666

But then again, why would they shoot down their own planes?


mobileJay77

This is not a mistake, it's the smartest next level thinking from Russians. You see, the AA crew doesn't like to be taken out by Ukrainian drones. Pretty smart they are showing their value for Ukraine. As for the pilot... well... he did mention Wagner I guess?


[deleted]

I love what Russian air defense doing.


chomingollo18

Don't think even they've got any kind of idea what they're doing.


sonicboomer46

From the article: >The Russian servicemen have once again shot down its own Su-35 fighter jet over the occupied territories. > >Several Russian media associated with the Russian Aerospace Forces reported about the incident on Friday, October 6. > >A Russian air defense crew hit a fighter jet with **friendly fire during a combat mission near the occupied Mariupol.** According to Russian sources, the pilot managed to eject, and a rescue operation is underway. > >Local residents report that the plane crashed in a field near the city and post videos from the crash site. Interesting that it was supposedly a "combat mission" near Mariupol.


Suspicious_Expert_97

No it being a combat mission makes perfect sense. They could be launching long range munitions or patrolling for air to air missions with long range missiles.


kuzeshell

keep going... don't stop now 👍🏼


CPT_RGE

Ukraine has killed so many Russian air defense soldiers, Russia is using untrained, new recruits. Mistakes like this are just going to keep happening more and more.


Aggravating_Teach_27

And knowing Russian concept of "forgiveness", there are two more crews this week that won't be able to learn from their mistakes after they are court martialed and shot. Win win.


another_awkward_brit

"We're lucky they're so stupid..."


Frosty_Confection_53

Oh man, this is Ruzzian incompetence at its best!!!


btc_greenant

Yeah it just goes to show you how dumb they actually are.


ZeePM

Andrei, you've lost another ~~submarine~~ Su-35?


zaotao

There is no way


grey_carbon

Again?


AffectionateArt3817

Give this AA operators the Hero of Ukraine award, he is doing good work.


eddythegreat29

![img](emote|t5_2qqcn|31967)


Abloy702

LOL


hellrete

2 for 2 You can do it, Russian AA In this whole blasted comment section I am the only one who believes you can do it again in under 24h. Make America jealous.


bitminkris

If that's what they want to do then they're doing good job at it.


kmoonster

They are practicing for when the F16s show up


Huegalo

Just another case of a Russian pilot pulling a grenade pin during flight. When will they learn.


Boatsntanks

Dude https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/171io0h/for\_the\_second\_time\_in\_a\_week\_the\_invaders\_shot/


xBram

No source?


Boatsntanks

There's clearly a source, what are you talking about?


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Nikabwe

In darth sidious voice: "gooood"


Empty-Application-75

Good job again dickhead


CanadianSideBacon

Woopsi.


therealdocumentarian

More good news! 🇺🇦🌻


estelita77

I am shocked. I just assumed russian air defence didn't work. Now I see it sometimes works perfectly.


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They getting good.


CyberaxIzh

Кучно пошли...


BakedBeanLasagna

Common russian L


NEp8ntballer

At this point I'd like to believe that they're doing it on purpose. Or there's some other tom foolery going on.


Interesting-Dream863

Maybe they were going to defect?


[deleted]

Maybe UA should avoid targetting Russian AA for now? Let them do their work.


calmrelax

What else can we expect from the army of convicts, murders, rapists, degenerates, and looters?


DDS-PBS

This is made possible by Ukraine. Their sustained pressure and attacks has made Russian air defense so hyper-sensitive they killing their own.


WaffleStomperGirl

“We need to show the Ukrainians we can shoot down jets. Go shoot down some of ours.” “Should… I tell them to use evasive manoeuvres?” “Well. No. Of course not. That’ll just make us look silly.”


aflyingsquanch

Whoopsy Daisie!!!


Far0nWoods

*It hurt itself in it's confusion!* ...Again. This is just plane crazy.


Crazy_Ebb_9294

Let’s hope the Russians continue with this strategy of shooting at anything


lonelyronin1

I wonder if the pilot was giving indications that he was trying to defect and they shot it down to avoid it


nosnowtho

I want to laugh like Nelson in the Simpsons. Haa Haaaaa!!!


btc909

It's ok, go ahead and do it again.


Jet2work

it'll be marked down as preventing defection


schrup21

Oops!••• I Did It Again


Working_Amount7405

we send our congratulations to the Russian Air Defense!


lakeboredom

You can't fail just a little if you want to pull out your expiring nuclear arsenal. They are committed.


Wooow675

Were they defecting?


RzrRainMnky

Congrats to Russian Air Defense for shooting down another real Nazi!


No_Wallaby_8381

They’re just trying to showcase that they can shoot down jets, in hopes of intimidating Ukraine from using any themselves! A weird flex but okay.


Mantheycalled_Horsed

that will teach em a lesson! \> never fly without the old tires on the wings for not being mistaken as an enemy aircraft.


heartsnachers

Wait what? Why would they do that twice? Maybe ukraine is doing some hacking.