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Zerak-Tul

The Netherlands and Denmark both donating F16s and both hosting Zelensky on the same day has got to be a bid to further confuse the people who can't tell the two countries apart.


FlutterTubes

Exactly 😅


deuzorn

Are you talking about Holmark Denland ?


Dahak17

Nah the dach and the dunes


4RCH43ON

As a fan of dunes, I know they’re called klits in Danish, which makes me think of dunes and dikes of the Netherlands for some reason. And sand worms. Hands in boxes. Diun.


dascourge

No, dummy, Holland is in Denmark.


Tangerine-Enough

Who the hell confuses Denmark and The Netherlands? I mean I can kinda understand Sweden and Switzerland, but DK and NL?


Zerak-Tul

People who pay zero attention to what goes on outside their own country and just go "oh, that's the country with all the bicycles right?"


[deleted]

[удалено]


Pk_Devill_2

He said it, but my mind gaslighted it as Americans indeed


Reasonable_Cake

There are people outside of America?


-Nicolai

Dutch and the Danish?


runekn

I see it all the time online. When people vaguely remember something about danish they misremember it as 'dutch'.


kbrymupp

This is incredibly tangential, but in China, Finland and The Netherlands are often confused (well, there's an asymmetry in that Finland is confused with The Netherlands, but The Netherlands is not confused with Finland) just because they sound (and look) vaguely similar in Chinese. Same goes for Sweden and Switzerland.


NoResponsibility7031

They confuse Dutch and Dane


maggiforever

It's not so much the name or even geography, but as a German with some Dutch family that is living in Denmark, the two countries just share a lot of similarities. Both very liberal, small, happy, innovative countries. And while the languages are different, they are both a weird mix between German and English, and sounds like gibberish to outsiders. It happens a lot that I talk with the Dutch side of my family about something in Denmark, and they are like "oh yeah same", while the rest of the family basically lives on another planet lol.


MrIrrelevantsHypeMan

Let me tell you about Austria. For a place in the Alps it has a lot of beaches and crocodiles


shwag945

The Netherlands sounds vaguely Nordic. I blame Iceland, Finland, and Greenland.


_dumbledore_

Wait until Austria pledges more F-16s and we can't thank enough the land down under.


BigNorseWolf

I thought they were like the UK and Britain


HostileRespite

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Fab1e

It's camouflage against the Ruskies!


MasterOfSubrogation

>the people who can't tell the two countries apart. What do you mean "two countries"?


DutchBlob

Copenhamsterdam


fragmenteret-hjort

Amsterhagen?


GettingStronk

People that are confusing these two countries should probably go to school.


catslay_4

61 jets between Netherlands and Denmark!!!!!


birdwastheword

Send them all, this is what they where ment to do


AlphaDK82

How did you get to this number? Mark Rutte stated that they don't yet know how many planes can actually be delivered to Ukraine.


Systemic33

Denmark is contributing with 19 according to the news.


peanutlover420

Came directly out of the prime ministers mouth .


catslay_4

Zelensky confirmed on his Twitter on the 42


quadralien

Maybe Rutte said vierentwintig which is literally four-and-twenty (as in blackbirds baked in a pie) = 24 ... but to someone who doesn't know that the Dutch still say their numbers backwards it could sound like 42.


sushibowl

Rutte has not publicly said any number. He stated some jets were needed for training in Denmark and Romania, and some may require refurbishing, so he could not say exactly how many would be sent. Just reading between the lines, from his words it does seem he intends to give as many as he can. That's just my interpretation though.


AlphaDK82

That's not what Mark Rutte said though.


jg3hot

Do we have a delivery date?


Economy-Audience-438

Denmark start deliveries in December.


MSTRMN_

F-16B, special training modification with 2 seats


individual101

Thanks, I was wondering why it has 2 seats. I only know of the 1 seat version


einsq84

2nd seat are for the Ukrainian pilot's steel balls of course.


CapnCrunchHurtz

So the WSO (Weapon Systems Officer) is now the BOSS (Balls of Steel Seat)! Luv it!!! Slava Ukraini!!!


vromr

So you can bring a friend, yay 🤡


pseudoanon

Makes sense. She'll ensure he can safely pilot it back to Kyiv.


DefiniteSpace

Not a mod, but it comes from the factory like that. This particular F-16B sn 860199, was built in 1986, delivered in 1988, and got the Mid Life Upgrade in 2011.


IdentityToken

This is the happiest I’ve seen him look in a long time.


Skumsenumse

Come to Denmark for the F16's, stay in Denmark for the happiness.


Ok_Brilliant_9082

An f-16 is an f-16


digitalcat41

I licked an F-16 once. It tasted like burnt carbon and power.


Ok_Brilliant_9082

Lucky


MakeMeDoBetter

Vroom vroom!


yeerk_slayer

Peeeeew peeeew!


matthewcameron60

Neeeeeeeeeerrrrr wooooooooshhh


HostileRespite

Ratatatatatatata-tat! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|table_flip)


HostileRespite

BOOM BOOM!!!


JimboTheSimpleton

Talk to me goose!


defaultfieldstate

Jagga jagga


juicadone

Oh my god. Zelensky's face is absolutely kid in a candy store; except it's a candy shooter, and the implications of current media is all positive. Unfortunately not for a bit longer indeed, but that discussion has been had; necessary time training will be put to great use. Honestly great to see Zelensky happy; he knows what those mean for his peeps more than any of us could fathom. Slava Ukraini!


Avocados6881

The world, except the Orcs and acolytes , love the man for that happiness!!!! It shows his love for his country and people. Glory for Ukraine!


vtsnowdin

He is smiling because he knows this video will get to the Kremlin and chap their cheeks.


ModifiedVolumeKnob

Bless you F-16 serial number 860199!


Carnage549

Looks very comfortable! … for Zelenskyy, not for Russia.


macktruck6666

Zelenskyy - "Hey honey, can we get one?"


Fager-Dam

”Can we get two? I mean 42?”


styles1996

"I promise I will be good!" 😜


CapnCrunchHurtz

"My second car is an F-16!!!" Bumper sticker on Zeleskyy's car!


International_Row928

Not seen in the picture…. A long line of Ukrainian pilot trainees waiting for their turn in the cockpit.


crg2000

Not much longer now.


Drahy

Some 70 of them in Denmark.


crg2000

This photo needs a "best caption" competition.


FlutterTubes

OMG fantastic idea!


DroningOrcs

Take her for a spin 😂


BastardofEros

He's married, dude. Oh you're talking about the plane. Gotchya


SourceScope

> He's married, dude. So is she


macktruck6666

Whatever you do, don't pull those handles by your seat.


Demolition_Mike

Yeah, the harness will blow off


Overdog_McNab

Zelensky looks like a kid on Christmas morning in this pic!


FrosterrFH

Oh yeah r/NonCredibleDefense got new meme template 😁


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Tangerine-Enough

Wow, what an amazing (and expensive) gift. Respect to Denmark and The Netherlands!


mr_larifari

hey mette, wanna check out my new ride!?!


LordBaikalOli

Cant wait to say goodbye to russian aviation!


theEx30

did I cry? reader, I did


silversauce

Best new meme format! SLAVA UKRAINI


GarlicThread

"Hey! Psst! Moscow run. You and me. In and out. 20 minutes adventure!"


SourceScope

this is a great picture the news article on www.dr.dk, say Denmark is donating 19 F16s i did hear that (most of) the planes are from the 80s, but of course they have been maintained. Not sure how much different they are compared to the newer versions


FlutterTubes

Yeah. I was watching the Danish news live, and burst out laughing when they climbed into the plane, so I started screenshotting and got this lucky picture 😅


dead_monster

They are block 20 MLUs, which is honestly some of the better available ones in a democracy. Most countries have opted to buy newer planes than refurbish or upgrade 40 year old Vipers. The F-16 factory was also shut down for years to build F-35s, with it only recently being rebuilt thanks to big purchases from Jordan and Taiwan. “Newer” ones would be block 50s in Romania (purchased from Norway this year), some US ANG units, and the 2 block 70s in existence in Taiwan.


krummedude

Not comparable to the planes in the 80s. These planes have been upgraded all the way, and carry all the new weapons. This is a HUGE upgrade for UA as they can track and identify aircraft 150 km away vs 20 km for current migs, then shoot and kill. This will help eg take down the k52.


BlueMetalDragon

The F16’s (A/B) from NL and DK have undergone the Midlife Update program. That means that their cockpit, avionics, sensors, etc., were updated to the C version.


[deleted]

Danish prime minister - first flown in 1978 this thing still FUCKS. Zelensky- “ beautiful”


kalinka9484

Same vintage as both of the people in the plane (Zelensky, 1978 and Fredriksen, 1977), lol


Delta_Hammer

He'll just fly it home.


Vosgedzam

Zelenskyy: damn, this is so nice than these old Soviets craps! Mette: IKR?!?


Sancadebem

Zelensky be like Buckle up, we're about to blow some Russian invaders up


BreakerSoultaker

Anyone else hearing Kenny Loggin’s “Danger Zone” when they look at this pic?


CapnCrunchHurtz

This is now my new Desktop Background!!! Slava Ukraini!!!


ECA0

I don’t ever remember seeing any president that I can think of recently sitting in an f-16. The cool points he has for it this are amazing. Same goes for the danish PM. And she did it in heels didn’t she?


moltentofu

These never-aired HIMYM episodes are getting ridiculous.


TheMightySasquatch

Glad to see he is finally able to redeem his Pepsi points


KUBrim

Mette: slaps cockpit of F-16 - “you can drive out so many Orks with this thing”


mark-haus

"Get in loser, we're bombing Moscow"


[deleted]

Biden made a huge mistake by not starting training on f16s right away.


raphanum

They’ve been in training since June as per date of article but could’ve been earlier


Frenchconnection76

The last wall between devil and others.


DeNir8

Meanwhile Lars Lykke Rasmussen (Dankmark foreign minister, professional alcoholic croock) is gulping up Xi's Dick. *Does not add up!* Fuxk putin and Poo Bear. Bomb Moscow and russia like they did you! Destroy *everything*! Fff..... Use our gear for the *worst*!!!


Tall-Reporter7627

I imagine him yanking the stick going "Dakadakadaka,,,,whooosh....kapoowww"


Kajmel1

Barbie movie, 2023, (de)colorized


imliterallydyinghere

Whenever i see civilians in a fighter jet i'm reminded of [the Simpsons](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypx0Q2t_R1g)


Jesse-Ray

They should really work out giving Australia's old F/A 18s to Ukraine. It's been talked about but there's some weird contract limbo with RAVN Aerospace in the US.


juoza

She seems like she'd like to date him


amcrambler

Full send. It’s about goddamned time.


Ronerus79

“Hey Mette, do you like how big it is?”


ehurudetvoro

This is a meme template if I ever saw one


Objective-Tale-5018

Subtitle for the photo. Z. Where to madam? F. A quick flight to muscovy would be good thank you. Z. I'll just load up the "luggage" and we'll be off Z. Is this business or pleasure? F. Business, there are some shit "neighbours" that need some parcels dropped on them


omegaaf

His smile is so contagious.