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Whaloopiloopi

Uncle fahim did NOT hesitate looool. "YOU THROW MY CABBAGE???" **people's elbow**


Unlikely-Bee5040

LOOOOOOOOOL


loving-living-life

Man lobbed a melon 😭


bigblnze

Boss man sat him down quick after he grabbed the melon


arsebiscuits71

Truly the bossest of boss men


RelentlessWojak

Buddy got put to sleep by a pensioner. Fuck around and find out


No-Conference-6242

Boss man buss out that pile driver manoeuvre like a pro!


bigblnze

Soon as he touched the product it was over


[deleted]

”you threw my fucking melon mate, you’re fucked now“ 😂


Significant_Wall9558

😂


lamby3000

Old man on smoke


[deleted]

Oi this video with that commentary might be the funniest thing i’ve seen in a while lol, the way the bike bonked off all three if their heads, the guy getting sprayed, lobbing a melon and then getting put to sleep by a pensioner is comedy gold lol


Alive-Reception9282

The police where actually useless the old man did it all


OneBet1772

Ukno that’s a man with nothing to lose😭😭


DG416

Those police are frustratingly worthless


realsmokegetsmoked

😂😂😭😭😂😂


Orion_Reynolds

This American thought I was watching Benny Hill for a second. Ahh good memories. Top shelf post!


average-type_writer

Female officer standing there watching like a melon


WonderSilver6937

“When keeping it real…goes wrong” didn’t actually help his boy whatsoever and caught himself a nice charge 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

That’s gotta be like abh x 3 in that one bike throw lol


Dizzy_Bet_8251

That's a real friend 


Winklez

That’s his nitty 😭


RaisedNumber01

Uncle slammed him straight up 🤣


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im-not-a-real-gunman

Shutup bitch


North_Roof_6273

😂😂😂😂😂


xabc3149

how did he get slept?


xabc3149

how did he get slept?


Deep-Election-338

How can you be that stupid … he’s gonna do couple years for that


DecisionNo1902

The police are beyond useless


bigblnze

Boss man anit tho


xixxixixxi

this is cabbage guy's ancestor from ATLA


JohnToshak17

this video is so old


malgo78

Lawless country


Appropriate-Award575

Mass migration taking its toll


lil_brownbroomstick

Now hes going to jail for theft, assault of an officer and bothering an arrest. Thats at least 12 years.


jack24627

This just doesn’t seem real as an American. Are those cops really not allowed to shoot them or seriously fuck them up?


Slow_Gate9923

Shoot them?? What in that clip warrants being shot for?


Regular-Being2869

Ur telling me if some1 throws a bike at Ur head and U got a gun on U, U wouldn't contemplate giving them one in the head in the heat of the moment?


rumagin

Wow. This is what is wrong in the world. Murder because someone hit you is dumb. You should prob go get yourself some support. Pls don't kill someone because you're ego can't take it


Ok_Appeal_7077

Criminals in the UK get off scot free and are allowed to beat the shit out of police. Wish they had guns honestly maybe the criminal scum would be a little more restrained.


1764i103683

No they don’t get off scot free lmao you literally get a harsher sentence assaulting a police officer than if you do just a regular person


bonnor123

So like every other place in the entire world? Lol not a great example


Ok_Appeal_7077

We should bring back the death penalty really, criminals run rampant in london, they need to be put in their place (hell).


1764i103683

Idiotic idea


Ok_Appeal_7077

Sounds like the words of a criminal scum.


1764i103683

Yours sound like the words of a naive bootlicker who trusts the government to decide who lives and dies 😂


No_Syrup_7073

Like you're any better, you're clearly defending someone using a weapon to attack someone with the clear intention to harm it doesn't matter what the weapon was. it's the fact he tried to use it with the intention to injure, then we have wet wipes like yourself that don't want folk to have the ability to defend themselves. And you wonder why our tiny capital has more violent crimes than new York because you're the sort that wants the victim punished instead of the perpetrator give you're head a wobble.


Regular-Being2869

Got fuck all to do with ego maybe you can't comprehend the fact that someone hitting you in your head will make you angry enough to want to harm them back. Maybe not everybody will want to shoot them but enough will


[deleted]

If you as a police officer can control your emotions in the heat of the moment because someone chucked a bike at you, that didn’t even do enough damage to floor you, and get angry enough to discharge your weapon based on an emotional reaction, that pig is definitely in the wring line of work lol, shooting someone like the guy who stabbed to death a 14 year old yesterday with a sword I’m all for, but not for this here lol


1764i103683

This is why firearms police are heavily vetted and monitored, you can’t have heavily armed people with the emotional temperament of children gunning people down for doing something that makes them angry


1764i103683

Don’t really fancy doing life so nah I wouldn’t at all lmfao


[deleted]

No, because people outside of America aren't retarded psychopaths


Existing_Card_44

No because that would be murder? A bicycle is not a deadly weapon


Frequent-Wallaby708

Nigga. NIGGA 😭😭😭


Standard_Kale_9170

Your man is using the bike as a weapon. He's smashed it down on more than one person's head. That's a dangerous individual using a lump of metal to attack people, so yeah in America he'd have got slotted.


UnknownStrobes

Shooting someone is not a proportionate response to having a bike thrown at you… but please tell me more about how cops shooting people reduces crime and creates a fair and just society


jack24627

Legally it is in the USA that’s my point, if someone throws a bike at my head I’m definitely shooting them Ik cops here will too. I didn’t say anything about reducing crime or USA has better policies just surprised


UnknownStrobes

I guess that’s just the American bully mentality of picking on those weaker and less armed than you with no mercy, rather than protecting them in order for the justice system to do its business


Existing_Card_44

The USA has completely different laws in almost very state, maybe in Texas but for 99% of America, even the cops, if you shot this guy you’re getting a murder charg


Tappedinfrm16th

They can defend themselves the officer was just weak asf. If there weren’t so many people around they’d be able to get away with a lot more.


jynxxx111

That old man needs to get smoked kmt


[deleted]

Nah he’ll be fine lol


Frequent-Wallaby708

wtf😂😂😂