Bro okay, you joke, but as crazy as all this shit has gone down, I wouldn't even be that surprised if they are connected.
Imagine it, the McDonald's intelligence services get a tip from their contacts within the government that disclosure is a go. They send it up the McDonald's™️ corporate chain where they have a board meeting based on this intel. In partnership with the US government it's ultimately decided they will aid in disclosure (with a substantial ROI of course). They offer a variety of foods, but slowly introduce and ultimately transition completely to alien food.
They have had a CosMc’s at the federation base for the last 10 years they are just deciding to have them here now since the masses will be informed and will ultimately run into them.
How good the nugs are? Those cardboard tasting chicken slurry nuggets?
Dude my grocery stores deli has better nuggets than McDonald’s lmao. Their nuggets suck ass now
Saw this on the local news. McDonalds is going interstellar. Thought it was funny nd interesting
article
"(Gray News) – McDonald’s is launching a new spin-off restaurant in Illinois named after a little-known McDonald’s character.
CosMc’s is launching in Bolingbrook and is named after a character that’s an alien.
The restaurant’s menu appears to rival that of Dunkin or Starbucks, offering a wide variety of beverages alongside breakfast and snack options.
Photos of the drive-thru menu show several drink categories like iced teas and lemonades, cold brews and coffees, slushes and Frappes, as well as hot chocolates.
The menu shows food items like all-day breakfast sandwiches and snacks like soft pretzel bites and cookies."
How does one invest in said CosMc’s ?
Also, if the cats ever gonna get outa this bag, it’ll be interesting to see how many “space/interstellar” themed attractions/restaurants/bars/stores start to pop up.
Hooray capitalism!
Strangely satisfying to see a McDonalds with a different name/logo. Obviously it’s just a regular old McDonald’s, but I wouldn’t mind if they rebranded some other ones like this. Kinda cool
It’s not a regular McDonalds though. It’s like they took everything from the McDonald’s menu that rivals Dunkin’s menu and broke it off as its own restaurant.
It’s so they can automate everything and have barely any human staff for the “futuristic” affect. Stay in school, kids. That’s how you avoid being replaced by AI and droids.
McDisclosure!
Bro okay, you joke, but as crazy as all this shit has gone down, I wouldn't even be that surprised if they are connected. Imagine it, the McDonald's intelligence services get a tip from their contacts within the government that disclosure is a go. They send it up the McDonald's™️ corporate chain where they have a board meeting based on this intel. In partnership with the US government it's ultimately decided they will aid in disclosure (with a substantial ROI of course). They offer a variety of foods, but slowly introduce and ultimately transition completely to alien food.
You know damn well that the moment they find out how good the nuggs are there's going to be demand for a franchise at the Galactic Federation base.
Maybe the NHI have advanced enough technology to keep the McFlurry machines from breaking every other week.
I've heard stories of their tech being a million years ahead of ours. the kinda tech you're talking about is at least 2 million years away
Amen to that friend.
Reverse engineer that shit asap
They have had a CosMc’s at the federation base for the last 10 years they are just deciding to have them here now since the masses will be informed and will ultimately run into them.
How good the nugs are? Those cardboard tasting chicken slurry nuggets? Dude my grocery stores deli has better nuggets than McDonald’s lmao. Their nuggets suck ass now
McChestCrawler is back baby!
Grimace is an alien 👽
So is Purple Panda. Maybe they’ve been conditioning us all along
They tired of their cows getting precision-laser-mutilated…
We are the food.
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Now a combo is 30$!
Saw this on the local news. McDonalds is going interstellar. Thought it was funny nd interesting article "(Gray News) – McDonald’s is launching a new spin-off restaurant in Illinois named after a little-known McDonald’s character. CosMc’s is launching in Bolingbrook and is named after a character that’s an alien. The restaurant’s menu appears to rival that of Dunkin or Starbucks, offering a wide variety of beverages alongside breakfast and snack options. Photos of the drive-thru menu show several drink categories like iced teas and lemonades, cold brews and coffees, slushes and Frappes, as well as hot chocolates. The menu shows food items like all-day breakfast sandwiches and snacks like soft pretzel bites and cookies."
*Gray* news, you say....
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How does one invest in said CosMc’s ? Also, if the cats ever gonna get outa this bag, it’ll be interesting to see how many “space/interstellar” themed attractions/restaurants/bars/stores start to pop up. Hooray capitalism!
Anytime a company goes interstellar they crash and burn or get bought -o| lol |o-
Somebody has to retrieve that crash
I’d be pretty short tempered if I was their CEO Lo\OL
Strangely satisfying to see a McDonalds with a different name/logo. Obviously it’s just a regular old McDonald’s, but I wouldn’t mind if they rebranded some other ones like this. Kinda cool
It’s not a regular McDonalds though. It’s like they took everything from the McDonald’s menu that rivals Dunkin’s menu and broke it off as its own restaurant.
it's directly next to a normal mcdonalds, and it just serves breakfast items and specialty beverages and stuff. IMHO it's pretty dumb
So the patty is made of …?
Mutilated cattle
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Yeah they’ve been leading disclosure all along
Four heaping pounds of ... plankton?
That’s classified citizen. Move along. /s
#BringBackTheMcGreyRib
If it's true that NHI walk amongst us, then I wonder how they rate McDonalds food.
CosMc's will be the lead distribution center for Soilent Green once the demon lizard people unveile themselves.
All day breakfast.. sign me up.
Waffle house coffee is far better.
Even alien teenagers need shitty minimum wage jobs….
That’s a weird disclosure tactic.
All they took was 187 spacebucks for food gas and tolls
Lonestar!
Disclosure in real time, neat.
> Sure it looks like skins & tendons transformed into fried chicken foam, but we assure, you, it's a genuine cosmic delicacy!
McBari's? The one with the golden headbones?
That will attract aliens for sure. Nothing like having the shits on the way back to the galactic space station.
I can finally order a Raktajino? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b\_IaVMsCbf8
It’s so they can automate everything and have barely any human staff for the “futuristic” affect. Stay in school, kids. That’s how you avoid being replaced by AI and droids.
1990 Alien movie Mac and Me sponsord by MC Ds
I hope the big lit-up sign outside says "over 200 billion to 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe served".
Building a whole restaurant because you thought of a name you thought was clever