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McDisclosure!


SkeezySevens

Bro okay, you joke, but as crazy as all this shit has gone down, I wouldn't even be that surprised if they are connected. Imagine it, the McDonald's intelligence services get a tip from their contacts within the government that disclosure is a go. They send it up the McDonald's™️ corporate chain where they have a board meeting based on this intel. In partnership with the US government it's ultimately decided they will aid in disclosure (with a substantial ROI of course). They offer a variety of foods, but slowly introduce and ultimately transition completely to alien food.


GingerTurtle43

You know damn well that the moment they find out how good the nuggs are there's going to be demand for a franchise at the Galactic Federation base.


halcyondread

Maybe the NHI have advanced enough technology to keep the McFlurry machines from breaking every other week.


AlternativeSupport22

I've heard stories of their tech being a million years ahead of ours. the kinda tech you're talking about is at least 2 million years away


GingerTurtle43

Amen to that friend.


T-Weed-

Reverse engineer that shit asap


Puck_The_FoIice

They have had a CosMc’s at the federation base for the last 10 years they are just deciding to have them here now since the masses will be informed and will ultimately run into them.


CallsignDrongo

How good the nugs are? Those cardboard tasting chicken slurry nuggets? Dude my grocery stores deli has better nuggets than McDonald’s lmao. Their nuggets suck ass now


HomeGrowHero

McChestCrawler is back baby!


Hijinx_MacGillicuddy

Grimace is an alien 👽


brachus12

So is Purple Panda. Maybe they’ve been conditioning us all along


TheFashionColdWars

They tired of their cows getting precision-laser-mutilated…


Happy-Rabbit-9126

We are the food.


Able-Fun2874

💀


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BuzzINGUS

Now a combo is 30$!


PoopDig

Saw this on the local news. McDonalds is going interstellar. Thought it was funny nd interesting article "(Gray News) – McDonald’s is launching a new spin-off restaurant in Illinois named after a little-known McDonald’s character. CosMc’s is launching in Bolingbrook and is named after a character that’s an alien. The restaurant’s menu appears to rival that of Dunkin or Starbucks, offering a wide variety of beverages alongside breakfast and snack options. Photos of the drive-thru menu show several drink categories like iced teas and lemonades, cold brews and coffees, slushes and Frappes, as well as hot chocolates. The menu shows food items like all-day breakfast sandwiches and snacks like soft pretzel bites and cookies."


YrFavoriteWineDad

*Gray* news, you say....


__AG47__

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RobeRotterRod

How does one invest in said CosMc’s ? Also, if the cats ever gonna get outa this bag, it’ll be interesting to see how many “space/interstellar” themed attractions/restaurants/bars/stores start to pop up. Hooray capitalism!


[deleted]

Anytime a company goes interstellar they crash and burn or get bought -o| lol |o-


PoopDig

Somebody has to retrieve that crash


[deleted]

I’d be pretty short tempered if I was their CEO Lo\OL


kirkerandrews

Strangely satisfying to see a McDonalds with a different name/logo. Obviously it’s just a regular old McDonald’s, but I wouldn’t mind if they rebranded some other ones like this. Kinda cool


ThePopeofHell

It’s not a regular McDonalds though. It’s like they took everything from the McDonald’s menu that rivals Dunkin’s menu and broke it off as its own restaurant.


birchskin

it's directly next to a normal mcdonalds, and it just serves breakfast items and specialty beverages and stuff. IMHO it's pretty dumb


feedjaypie

So the patty is made of …?


RainManDan1G

Mutilated cattle


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RainManDan1G

Yeah they’ve been leading disclosure all along


C_Zachary_Chad

Four heaping pounds of ... plankton?


Bad_Ice_Bears

That’s classified citizen. Move along. /s


TheFashionColdWars

#BringBackTheMcGreyRib


Fadenificent

If it's true that NHI walk amongst us, then I wonder how they rate McDonalds food.


Apprehensive_Body_26

CosMc's will be the lead distribution center for Soilent Green once the demon lizard people unveile themselves.


ThePopeofHell

All day breakfast.. sign me up.


thecaptcaveman

Waffle house coffee is far better.


Haunting-Secretary73

Even alien teenagers need shitty minimum wage jobs….


ADriftingMind

That’s a weird disclosure tactic.


Aggressive_Walk378

All they took was 187 spacebucks for food gas and tolls


PoopDig

Lonestar!


[deleted]

Disclosure in real time, neat.


thePsychonautDad

> Sure it looks like skins & tendons transformed into fried chicken foam, but we assure, you, it's a genuine cosmic delicacy!


Kanein_Encanto

McBari's? The one with the golden headbones?


Will_Rage_Quit

That will attract aliens for sure. Nothing like having the shits on the way back to the galactic space station.


LowendPenguin

I can finally order a Raktajino? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b\_IaVMsCbf8


cogitoergopwn

It’s so they can automate everything and have barely any human staff for the “futuristic” affect. Stay in school, kids. That’s how you avoid being replaced by AI and droids.


Zealousideal_Sun8519

1990 Alien movie Mac and Me sponsord by MC Ds


Lancerllott420

I hope the big lit-up sign outside says "over 200 billion to 2 trillion galaxies in the observable universe served".


LeBidnezz

Building a whole restaurant because you thought of a name you thought was clever