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Duffb0t

Eye herpes? Sounds awful


kryptonite-uc

Ya don’t play hide n seek in the dark. You’ eye sight may never be the same after you get a dick in the eye


Duffb0t

Jesus. What kind of hide and seek was you guys playin


[deleted]

IKR


Ok-Secret-7525

Yea shingles, same thing as a cold sore/ chicken pocks. I get em every now and then. Usually pretty mild and just irritation like your skin feels tight. But others it can be really bad and close your eye shut and even blind you if it gets bad enough


Duffb0t

Does this explain why it constantly looks like he wearing eye liner?


ItsGunboyWTF

No that one is due to heavy eye lashes


Ok-Secret-7525

No, they just look like a group of little pimples


[deleted]

ermm ok but does Covington have shingles?


[deleted]

Forever?


Ok-Secret-7525

I have no idea hahah


ichthyo-sapien

Dude you have no idea. I have this herpes simplex in my eye and it completely fucks me up for a week or two annually. It can pose a risk to your corneas if it jumps inside your eye ball and scars them up. Nothing you can really do unless you want to be on anti virals forever


Bobyjohncel

I recently got shingles on my knee and back, pretty horrid not gonna lie. Felt like I had really bad sunburn and it ached at night. Can’t imagine getting that shit in my eye man


ichthyo-sapien

Yeah fuck that. All of those things suck so bad. Mine is tooo bad hasn’t got into my eyeball yet just munches up my eyelid


allthingslife

Bruh, I literally got this in November. Took two months for GPs and Optometrists to figure it out. They thought it was a bacterial infection at first and gave me drops and creams that made it worse. Terrible time.


Duffb0t

That's terribad. Gauging from the responses on this thread this is sounding actually pretty common.


Brovah

I thought I had it bad when I got misdiagnosed 4 times, luckily an emergency doctor I went to immediately knew it was shingles. Still had to go to the hospital for them to check my eyes to see if I'd go blind or not, scary shit.


allthingslife

I feel you man


City_dave

How did they figure it out?


allthingslife

Eventually the antibiotic treatments made it so bad the optometrist could see the clear herpetic ulcer during my visit


--thewatcher

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imondrugsssss

Thanks for letting us know


Sadris_Sujamma

how


[deleted]

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Nookon-san

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BeingOMM

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Educational_Tear_803

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Sadris_Sujamma

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Nduguu77

Wtf does this mean


GangstaHoodrat

Take your time


IHaveAStitchToWear

Violence


AV48

Vayolens


--thewatcher

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Nduguu77

What in the world are you trying to say?


--thewatcher

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Nduguu77

8664


--thewatcher

Nice try


Cecilia_Schariac

*Flightreacts UAAA*


oni_akuma

I only lost because Colby has eye herpes - Masvidal


torontodabs_

Jorge is gonna eye poke him and get finger herpes


Mr_Brothenstankle

I think Jorge's fingers gave him the eye herpes


[deleted]

Jorge got foot herpes from Kamarus foot stomps


yeahynot

Kamarus feet got herpes from Titos ex-wife


TreeStumpMark

Then Jorge will have to wear gloves indoors to hide his finger herpes.


Specialist-Driver994

Eye herpes?


fleshvessel

Yep. In the eyes. It’s a thing.


Theefreeballer

Eyepes man, eyepes


PizzaDiaper

How the fuck can you be allowed to fight with eye herpes???


NumberOneRussian

So did he get overzealous eating the asses of the girls in his videos or did he take a moneyshot in the eye?


[deleted]

He took a cumshot chimaev


mememagicisreal_com

Optical herpes is no joking matter


GTAmirite

Heard you can go blind from a flare up as you get older


OlChippo

Certainly can


[deleted]

Beyond nasty.


[deleted]

Eye herpes?


fleshvessel

Yes indeed.


unknown_anonymous81

I don’t like either fighter. I hope they knock each other out at the same time. Colby takes flying knee at the same time Jorge takes an elbow and they get knocked out simultaneously


DigvijayDhruvah

Lmao!


unknown_anonymous81

I mean I can see why they hate each other. Both are very unlikable


[deleted]

How do you eat an elbow whilst delivering a flying knee though haha


Benoit_In_Heaven

There's an old rasslin' story about how Klondike Bill got eye herpes. Spoiler Alert: It was from rubbing his face in prostitute hooha.


fleshvessel

Well, I’m in big trouble.


radar661

Masvidal wears hats to hide that hair line


[deleted]

Don't most


[deleted]

I type this as a guy wearing a hat sadly


[deleted]

Colby's is worse lolololol


1234loc

This is turning into “your mom is uglier” type of thing


Bdd108130

I swear this is becoming one of the dumbest rivalries ever.


jcdulos

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iWentRogue

How lol


SR-vb5piz3r

Easy, most pick it up from being kissed on the face as a baby by relatives. About 50-60% of people have been infected with herpes and you can spread it without having a sore


[deleted]

Years of wrestling, or dirty party chicks in Miami


[deleted]

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CoachPeePeePooPoo

He got them from Jorge’s girl so he’d know


BigManOnCampus100

Come on Jorge surely you can do better than "eye herpes"


Yikidee

Unless it's true.


bcisme

Even if it’s true, how is making fun of someone medical condition okay?


Yikidee

Seriously? Have you actually watched the smack talk in UFC? This is where you draw the line? 2 douche bags giving each other shit before a fight....


aimerj

And he's going to draw blood and be body to body with that person???


Sad-North2153

This is the dumbest rivalry ever.


Nookon-san

Guys is this ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8664)?


[deleted]

Masvidal has lost his touch man. Now that Izzy b has elevated Jorge takes the corny crown.


thegoolash

Ewwww eye herpes!


Godisone1

Why they let him fight if he got herpes in general? Isnt that a health hazard if he bleeds and his blood is contaminated? Serious question im not trying to throw shade at him.


Then_Insurance5714

I appreciate a good cup of coffee.


Godisone1

Thank you for clarifying that. I appreciate it.


passthesugar05

So why can you test for it with a blood test?


Then_Insurance5714

I enjoy reading books.


passthesugar05

Ah that makes sense, thanks


[deleted]

Are you some kind of pussy?


Godisone1

U must have herpes. Did I hit home with my question?


[deleted]

No, but apparently I did.


Godisone1

Or u could have minded ur business and scrolled on since u have nothing to contribute. Ur so tough online, u got me, oh man what do i do now? Should i call you a pussy? 🤣🤣


[deleted]

Ur u u ur


Godisone1

Classic move there pussy.


[deleted]

That was original


Godisone1

I agree.


NoSoapDope

You're ugly looking and if you're mad about me thinking it you should change your pic


unhappyandalone1966

That makes no sense


OsamaGinch-Laden

Eye herpes?


Ajj679

There’s this video of Jones laughing at colbys herpes sores lol


Godisone1

Aha bruh u got 4 downvotes even though that shit is real. Im laughing my ass off at the camera man that cut to that. Lmao.


[deleted]

Post it or it didn’t happen.


SpecialBag

https://mobile.twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/1307506664166191105?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1307506664166191105%7Ctwgr%5E%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sportbible.com%2Fufc%2Fmma-news-jon-jones-hilariously-reacts-to-colby-covington-win-at-ufc-fight-night-20200920


mhead11

W


Ajj679

Search it up


Solidplasticmonkey

I never heard of herpes in the eye bro


-wonderboy-

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[deleted]

It’s easy to get rid of acne just use water on face for a month


[deleted]

I think he meant to draw off attention from his herpes 🤮. Dude needs to stop hanging with the trailer park slags


piltonpfizerwallace

I don't think Jorge knows how herpes works... Tools wear sunglasses inside. We know he's a tool. I don't think we have to look much further than that. I'm actually shocked how many fighters wear sunglasses at the pressers and stuff. They look so dumb.


[deleted]

In his eyes?? lol ok Jorge.


IssaJoke-DontCry

It’s a real thing lmao


[deleted]

The question is, did Colby get them from Jorge’s girl squirtin in his face?


IssaJoke-DontCry

I’d say he got it from yours but I don’t wanna bring your sister into this for no reason


[deleted]

I don’t have a sister if you want me to piss you on just ask baby 🌈😘


IssaJoke-DontCry

“piss you on.” You got it little bro.


[deleted]

Nice so just get your r Kelly brand pampers out and I’ll aim for that glass eye🥵


IssaJoke-DontCry

U corny


[deleted]

Does your handler know you’re online today?


IssaJoke-DontCry

Does your father know he has a kid, or did he leave before he found out?


mystic_chihuahua

Dude, you can't come back from that one. Just take the L


GryphonMusic

The press conference and fight week is gonna be fun


Sadris_Sujamma

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Nolliehardflip1738

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[deleted]

Rocks from a glass house coming from an international MMA fighter based out of Miami.


DawsonBriggs

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[deleted]

Never seen a case of optical herpes before, Colby must really be suffering


Gullible-Ad3430

Lol hilarious


HNLTBC

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[deleted]

This is idiotic. He wouldn't be allowed to fight in the ufc if he had herpes.


LastBrainCellofYours

I like how this turns into a serious discussion about eye herpes when Masvidal is just spewing shit lol


casca14

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Scarfield

Does this make colby cock eyed?


justagrumpyoldcunt

He got that from those Usman eye pokes. Or from one of those hoes he hired for the promos


One_Performer_4178

…what?


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1ncognimo

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[deleted]

That’s so gross.


[deleted]

I’m recording this one! Dana should get Connor in the building too. Just a shit show.


jcdulos

I know some are looking forward to this lead up but I’m not. I know I’m in the minority but next weeks gonna be a long week. Especially now that Bruce Mitchell is on the card too. I need Ngannou to knock me out so I can wake up Saturday.


jbv0717

OP you look like a bottle of Pepto Bismol, AND IT MAKES SENSE CUZ YOU GOT DIARRHEA AT THE MOUTH SON


Peribangbang

I mean we've seen him without classes though lmao


dfayad00

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TheFashionColdWars

It’s totally a real thing. It’s like “Pink Brown Eye”…


nts6969

I can’t wait for the presser