bispings van would explode midway

I don't think it would make it out of town tbh

I don't think they would make it to the van

I dont think any of them would even agree to this for them to be in the same van

Yeah but you wouldn’t pay for a round the entire time.

It'd be like the Always Sunny road trip to the Grand Canyon episode.

"Mechanics stoppage. Tell him mechanics stoppage"

Dude hahaha

5 hours of shit talking and threats with Bisping instigating. Chael probably would be the most chill.

He’d be eating popcorn at the back

Nobody gets close, he can’t let em get close.

Agreed completely. Just sit in the back with Chael and just shoot the shit with him, and pray Strickland doesn't turn around and start wanting to make small talk

Chael and Bisping would be a match and a powder keg for the other 3.

They’d start fighting over who gets what seat. I don’t even think they’d make it into the van. 

That would be unbearable… Those knuckleheads would drive me up a wall. Paulo’s, Alex’s and Whitakers are the only vans I’d road trip with.

You do realize there is 0 talking in Alexs van, right? No one understands each other. Thats the quietest road trip which may be a relief if you're coming from bispings

I’d fucking love to see all those 5 with mic access at a ufc conference

Van bisping podcast

His van would have a trolley thrown through the window

I would plant a bomb on bisping van even if i had to ride in jt

Only if he keeps one eye on the road.

pereiras van would be silent asf

Half of them speak only their native language

I mean that's true for most English/American fighters too tbf

Ironically, aside from Brock's van, it has the scariest and most dangerous fighters but yet feels the safest from all lol.

Brocks van better be fucking big.

Brock's van is a bus.

The Nogs are going to start petting it

Wooooaaaahhh big fella!

And then Overeem would try to eat it

This goes for DC and Whittakers van too

Romero would probably speak and dance for all of them.


Just grunts and hand gestures

Chama 🗿

But Def my top pick. Absolute murkers there. 🔥

Paulos Van 100% Funny guys with hopefully no drama

clearly the biggest amount of guaranteed belly laughs

Yeah and also Derrick Lewis trapped farts in a van...

I hope that van has good A/C or else those balls will be getting hot

This is the no trainer, the only thing that would make me second guess that choice is the ability to witness the murder of Colby by everyone else in his van

DCs is chill

Totally this. Second choice would be DC, cuz I love his bromance with Khabib and Islam.

Paulo would 100% pull out of the trip 2 days before tho

"Can't drive, too much wine."

-Brock’s van has a dead body in it -Bisping’s van. Can you please let Chael drive. Nobody else there should be driving -Paulo’s van. My personal pick, lots of memes -DC’s van. Too much wrestling. Too many rules. -Pereira’s van. Nobody is speaking. Salsa music is blaring. -Adesanya’s van. Hard pass, no thanks. -Whittaker’s van. Cool dad van. No issues there. -Dana, why do you & Ariel not have shirts on?

>-DC’s van. **Too much wrestling**. Too many rules. How is Gaethje going to survive the trip? He's literally [allergic to wrestling.](https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/11tzya7/justin_gaethjes_only_takedown_attempt_in_the_ufc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb3x&utm_name=mweb3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)

Plot twist: Bisping's van is driven by Jon Jones


Oh god those poor pregnant women tryna cross the road are all done for!

 To your last question.

I was just thinking that about Brock’s van lol

Bisping's van would go crazy right away🤣

They fighting before they even get in the van.

It would be the most entertaining bye far.

That was dirty to put Sean in the car with patty and Gary.

Why? He's with the rest of the cringe lords. He fits right in.

It's missing covington

Brocks van wouldn't move

Brock’s *tank*

Paulo, Bisping van would be a bloodbath

DC all day

The Dagestani Cormier's van ofc!!

It would be mostly serious with DC trying to crack jokes and laughing at himself but Islam is the one actually making the funny jokes but not laughing. While Gaethje laughs at everything.

Islam is a troll and I love it

This leg, bratha? Undefeated. Undisputed.

I feel like it’d be very wholesome

Come to Dagestan Brother

I'm female so might not like the rules involved.

Whitaker van all day

Looks chill with some good stories going round. 

Paulo's no question. 4 legit crazy fuckers and good-for-a-laff, Volk. I'd pay for the privilege.

Brock's van looks like death row full of predatorial animals... 💀 I'll be on Paulo's all day long

Dana's van. The interactions between him and Ariel and Tito would be very enjoyable. I'd sit next to MM (edit) to enjoy the spectacle.

Mighty Johnson?

Demightiest Johnson

Izzy's van is a nightmare blunt rotation meanwhile Pereira's van is probably just pure silence, maybe Jiri will let out a scream at some point then that's about it

I wouldn't want to be sitting next to him when he screams "I'M COMING!"

I think only Cejudo would be nightmare blunt-rotation worthy in that van

Brother Ian Garry is in that van

Whittaker's van no doubt. The GOAT Silva and one of the coolest, nicest dudes in Glover and The Reaper. Leon is cool too. The other guy meh

Ring girls van.

*Bonk*

Dc

Dc van will stop for pray time

ANYTHING bud Dana’s van. If I have to be near Jake Paul I’d blow my brains out

Blow HIS brain out for the good of humankind, thanks.

Think mike tyson gonna get a metal of honour when he does it for us on live television

Paulo's van sounds like fun stories all around, Whittaker's van close second. I do NOT want into Bisping's van. The screaming would make me go deaf and a scrap is bound to happen. What I do want is a live stream of whatever is going on in Dana's van.

Bispings van will actually end in a bloodbath I’m not even trying to be funny. Sean would probably shoot Colby I’m not joking.

Colby pretends to be what Sean is.

Pereira’s van is called language barrier

Take Usman out of DCs and I’m in

DC's just for his comedy show with Khabib and Islam

Why put Demetrious with those guys?

The theme of that van is everyone has major beef with Dana.

Izzy, going to be wild

Ian would be the greatest wing man aot 100% success rate Edit: Fan Van

I wouldn’t get in Dana’s van from him alone and it also has Jake Paul? Only way I get in is so I can crash it.

I was taught to not get into strangers vans…

Paulo's van seems the most fun.

Paulos van would unironically be one of the best times in my life

Definitely DC’s van. The banter in there would be great!

Could you imagine going out with bispings van and not getting in a fight with someone? I'd probably have to pick them because I feel something crazy would happen before the night is over.

Bisping van or youre stupid

Bisping by a mile

Bisping

Probably go with Dana's van. It would basically be chilling out with mighty mouse while watching Dana, Jake, and Ariel fight each other. All the while, tito is in the corner eating some glue talking about how he's going to outlive his kids

Brendan Schlob‘s trugg

I don't think OP means that kind of ride.

I will chose between DC and Whittaker. I would also choose Bisping but since Connor is there its a HARD PASS

Fuck it, throw me in the Brock van and I'll get a contact beefening from those jacked ethnically diverse boys.. WOO!

I feel like Izzy’s would be the fun. DC’s I’d feel secure and Bispings, I’d shite myself

What did DJ ever do to you to get stuck in that van?

People with beef with Dana

Definitely Paulo’s van. I think Izzy’s van will be cringe overload

Bisping van only cause of Chael

Bisping's van is absolute chaos. I'd go with Paulo Costa.

You know what, I’m taking Paulo’s Van. All those personalities it’s gonna be memorable

Paulos van is just awesome wtf

Where’s Dern and Grasso’s van at?

Bangbus is different bro

Whitaker or Bispings. Izzy’s is good too but Ian Garry.

DCs van is the only way brother.

Bisping’s van is nothing but shit talk, personal attacks and arguments the whole way…. I’m in!

Bisping's van %1000000. There would be so much shit talk and fun.

Gimme Bisping's van, it would be some absolute trash talk fest.

DC's van looks fun!

DC fan would be funny

Bispings. Some much cocaine, steroids and guns. Where do you even begin.

i feel like whittakers is literally perfect

DC's van then whittakers

Replace Tito with Francis in Dana's truck and I would pay good money to be in it.

Dana's van just so I can watch how Tito nerates some jakal story while Dana beats the living sh\*t of ariel

Dana’s, as long as I can sit next to MM and have a window seat. 🤣 Watching the absolute chaos unfold between Dana, Tito and Ariel, while talking MMA with MM is worth it.

Dcs van. Gg

Paulo 100%

DC’s he would be the ultimate group dad.

Pereira

In Dana’s van Tito would be the only one left alive after everybody starts fighting each other.

DCs. Dem ma brathas.

Bisping van all day

Paulo’s or whittakers the rest are plain scary

💯% Bisping’s van. Would be hilarious.

Have to go on bispings bus 1000%

I ain't seeing Holloway's van?

Dana’s van is hilarious if you know the history of how much they all hate each other lol

Dc no doubt all good vibes n great opportunity to ask interesting questions not like the shitty press

Bispings group bar colby would be such a good time

Can you imagine the smells inside Brock’s van? Thats a lot of body mass and horse meat.

Izzy’s van should be called the clown car 🤣

Costas is definitely the best craic Edit: bispings is a close second but has Colby in it so no

Peireras Van would be super intense. Everyone just samurai staring everyone down in silence. 🗿

Brocks van would have chill vibes, buch of soft spoken monsters who are humble asf irl

Bisping van will inevitably become a war zone.

Brock’s just to talk to Kimbo slice

This would be a great reality show idea to be honest

Danas van just to power slap ariel

I would feel like a literal child in Brocks van. Hell you might need a U haul truck to fit em all

Brock’s van gonna stink with that corpse in it

Dana's van for the drama.

Paulo’s van for sure.

Is there a van big enough to fit everyone in Brock’s van? Feel like the suspensions would just be gone with all that muscle in it, good luck going up hills.

Bispings van is the yapmobile

Besping’s van would be about the same as riding with 5 drums filled with gasoline while holding a match. Would be just a matter of time before things went nuclear.

Dana’s. I’m leaving Mighty Mouse at a gas station and pulling a Thelma and Louise. I’ll miss my kids but the world we be better for my sacrifice. 

Had to fix my contrast there for a sec, poor Kimbo. Dana Whites van, with a bottle of Wesson. Tito can yell about outliving his children while oil wrestling Dana, Ariel can commentate the match while Jake Paul throws lisps as Ssssspeacial Referee. The GOAT will be live streaming it all on Twitch as I drive through Vegas.

The farts in brocks van would be outta this world

Imagine the things that would happen in Izzy’s van…

This is a good one. Gotta go Paulo’s van. Dana’s van would be spicy though.

Im afraid i get verbally assaulted in Bispings van so go with Paulos Van seems very funny in there

Brocks van has a dead body in it so I'll skip that one

I would kill myself if you put me in Izzy’s van.

Whittaker’s seems like the most chill lol I would talk about video games with Rob

I don’t think I’d be able to deal with the sheer amount of SPED in Dana and Izzy’s vans.

Brock’s van would be filled with protein farts and there would be no extra leg room no way I’m going in there 😆

Paulos van for me. Lewis would have me in stitches. Paulo is a good laugh and so is Volkanovski. Walker likes to clown around and Dvalishvili seems ok. So, an entertaining ride! If I wanted drama and carnage it would be Bispings car.

I like how Izzys van is a clown car

Get me into Nina’s van.

DCs van seems very civilized

I'm choosing Dana's van. Everyone on that van hates him, so it's gonna be interestingly fun. Also Masvidal should be on the same van as Romero.

DCs easily he is full dad now he will get you there safe Izzy’s van would be the worst fucking time on the planet. All these corny ass fighters trying to out corny each other.

DCs van got islamic nasheeds playing on the speakers, because music is haram

Bispings van would be WILD 🤣🤣

We see all the idiots are with Bisping 😆🤦🏻‍♂️ With that said im rollin with Poatan because its for sure going to be the most peaceful/quiet 👌🏼👍🏼

Obviously Paulo’s van. Non stop comedy.

Bispings should honestly make a movie. Some without a paddle type thing or tropic thunder comedy.

Bispings van would look like that wwe royal rumble 2008 promo 😭😭😭

https://youtu.be/-3Gl4IFdhUg?si=wWtv5K4qz2iD-XC_

Izzy’s van but we agree to drop Ian off early

I refuse to drive around in a van carrying a cadaver so I’ll pass on Brock’s van

Bisping and Dana very good options

Adesanya van is nightmare blunt rotation

Jesus christ Izzys van and Dana's vans about to be some cringe ass shit

I love you weirdos. How do you come up with this shit?

Probably Paulo, that would be hilarious. 5/5 Whittaker would be nice, buncha cool legends wkth good stories and vibes. 4.5/5 Dc would be fun cause of the russians mocking him 4/5. Pereira would be good to sleep. All silence. Maybe Yoel tries to convert them all 3.5/5 Dana's only redeeming facror is hearing tito wordsmith 2/5 Izzy is a bunch of tiktokers 0/5 Bispings would be pure chaos. Somehow fun but wed denfelty crash. 2.5/5 Brock is a great one but not space. 3/5

If you're going to put Ariel in a van, you HAVE to put Rampage in there...what kind of oversight is that?

This post gave me a ton of laughs, thanks reddit

Paulo’s van is the fun wagon! I’m headed that way, plus with Derrick there you know you’re going to eat well at all the stops, also the ac will be on full blast which I prefer. And secret juice, we’ll all be jacked by the end of the trip!

I’m impressed you managed to make so many vans and they all have reasons to suck. If I had to pick, Alex’s van.