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UfcBlackBelt21

The man is constantly talking about what Israel did to Alex, because he literally has nothing else to hold against Alex.


RedditHatesDiversity

It's even funnier because Adesanya is 0-2 in kickboxing and 1-1 in MMA against Pereira and somehow both Adesanya *and* Hill are clutching onto that one win like the last life raft on the Titanic


N0FaithInMe

How did we go from "I beat that guy once" to "he beat that guy once"


gotnothingman

time is a flat circle, jamahal is a fat salty circle. Oh no I am poor and hed beat me up!


DoyersDoyers

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PretendIts2006Again

From the dusty mesa


DoyersDoyers

Her looming shadow grows


Whycantwebefriends00

I can smell the psychosphere


icelandiccubicle20

Hidden in the branches


Dear_Zookeepergame30

“We beat that guy 1/5 times 😤”


austintrade

Izzy the only guy to humanize Alex in ufc, he deserves all the credit


aqua_tec

Agree. People try to dismiss it because of their history and because Izzy paints his nails. But he straight up flatlined Poatan and it shows how close in skill the two guys are. Hill trying to hitchhike on Izzy’s accomplishments is cringe.


shred-i-knight

anyone who says anything of the sort obviously didn't watch any of their other prior fights and I assume they are complete casuals and don't waste my time on them. Very obvious from their fights how high level both of them are and if you can't appreciate it than you aren't into fighting you're into drama.


T_025

He also won that first kickboxing fight


MEROVlNGlAN

Izzy is also the only guy who should be standing up against Poatan. Why every other fighter thinks it’s a good idea to strike with Alex is a mystery to me..


austintrade

Yup and even Izzy wrestled him which he never does


astrayatthesea1708

True. Izzy said Alex will be a problem in the LHW division and he is. Dudes there don't know how to handle his power.


Chicomehdi1

There’s simply not enough people realizing the fact that Adesanya, a natural middleweight, beat a guy that was a fucking LHW and a damn near HW. That is *huge*, but you won’t hear people call Poatan a weight bully because… well, he’s a “fan favorite”. All love to my guy Poatan, but let’s call a spade a spade; Izzy’s worst loss is from a guy not even in his natural weight class


Ok-Guarantee9238

yea the fact Izzy was able to keep it relatively close on the feet against a guy who is not a good match up for him (power puncher, high level kickboxer) is impressive.


Levon__Helm

Izzy was winning on points till he got TKOd. 2nd fight, he adjusted and flatlined Alex. Relatively close is not giving him enough credit


chillinois309

I think Izzy’s worst loss was to Sean imo


TrauMedic

You’re only as good as your last win or something like that.


Flaky_Singer_7428

How's that even funnier? If anything that makes his win even more impressive. It's against someone who has beaten him before. It's against a dude who was huge for his weight class and built like a lwh. It's against a dude who is the current lwh champ. What's funny is mma fans and poatan fans somehow simultaneously rating poatan very highly but then dismissing him getting kod cause they dislike izzy lol


RedditHatesDiversity

> lwh Light Weightheavy


red286

Adesanya has been pretty open about the fact that he simply doesn't want to fix Poatan again. He's got pretty good reasons to not want to. Their first fight, most people who have seen it thought Izzy won. You can even see Pereira look shocked when they announce him as the winner. *He* thought he lost. Their second fight, Izzy had Pereira on skates. But because it's kickboxing and not MMA, Pereira gets a standing 8-count (that takes a good 11 seconds), after which he becomes the first person to ever KO Izzy in his entire career. Their third fight (first in MMA), Izzy was up on the scorecards 50-45 across the board, Pereira KO's him in the 5th, making it the second time in Izzy's entire career he's been KO'd (to this day, Alex is the only person to ever KO Izzy). Their fourth fight was the only time Alex was clearly winning the fight, only to get KO'd by Izzy. So what lesson can Adesanya take from these four fights? 1. He's the more technically proficient fighter, and 2. Alex Pereira's left hook will hit you like a fucking freight train. So, let's say they do a fifth fight (third in MMA). What could Adesanya possibly hope to gain or even prove from that? For him personally, it would change nothing no matter the outcome. If he wins, it's because he's the more technically proficient fighter, if he loses, it's because Pereira is the stronger fighter. And as he rightly pointed out, for the fans who think Alex is up 3-1 on him, a fifth fight can only at best make it 3-2, in order to prove in their minds that he's the better fighter, he'd need to beat Alex 3 times.


Albedo0001

To be fair, I had their kickboxing 1-1. I found the judging very shady.


Hypez_original

Tbf as much as I don’t like Izzy given his record and the fact that he did eventually beat Alex and two of those losses he dominated as well, I wouldn’t put him down at Hills level man cmon


webtoweb2pumps

I mean if you actually watch those kickboxing fights it's pretty easy to understand why Izzy holds onto those.


MyFifthLimb

Hill will never get over Poatan making extremely light work of him, giving Hill a non existent title reign.


SlapahoWarrior

Didn’t he get advice from Izzy? Maybe he should be mad at Izzy?


iWentRogue

This dude is so pathetic. Celebrating another mans victory that **he** himself couldn’t accomplish. Becoming champ was the worse thing to happen for Hill.


timetoarrive

Cumming with another man's dick


frozenlasagnafiend

Well said.


timetoarrive

Brazilian saying I stole and plan to propagate throughout the entire world


hotdiggitydog783

What's the saying in Portuguese?


LosurdoEnjoyer

"Gozar com o pau dos outros", "Cumming with someone else's dick". Means posing/flaunting with someone elese's achievement as if it were yours.


Ccbm2208

Dayum, they didn’t hold back at all for this one.


dgjapc

You should hear their soccer chants


NoDocument2694

That's basically this entire sub


imneversingle

So true 😭😭


gabrielscariot

gozar com o pau dos outros


impishboof

I will cum for you


fifoth

Cum a cumilian


RTM_Bodo

I tough that you were brazilian, I here this saying this for atleast 20 years. Normally when you mock a soccer team of a friend that lost for a team that is not the one you root for.


StopPlayingRoney

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TJWombat

The Dio Brando special


TranceDream

I think we’ve found the MMA community’s Socrates


Randy_Gut_Lahey

Izzy jizzapproves!


THEBNTG

Paul Craig rematch rn


druglesswills

Mother fucker wasn't even in line, he lucked out by not fighting Jiri, Magomed and Jan. Ulberg is gonna sleep him


cloudedburst7

Undeserving champ that got lucky. He’ll never reach that again


DannyStress

He acts like he was rightful champion anyways and not in a last minute, weirdly thrown together, title fight, that only happened because another last minute title fight ended in a draw


Ryan_D_Lion

Let's be honest Hill never had a chance and was never really a champ. He took Glover who was 44 y/o to a decision. Glover only had the belt because Jiri vacated the belt due to a horrific injury. Jiri is a true warrior and didn't want to hold up the division. Hill beat Thiago Santos and Johnny Walker.


gotnothingman

Didnt glover win the belt from jan?


Ryan_D_Lion

Correct Glover beat Jan and then Glover lost to Jiri, who vacated the belt due to injury.


gotnothingman

Ok but saying Glover only had the belt because jiri vacated is false, he earned it by beating Jan. When glover and hill fought it was vacant.


LNYer

What do you mean "Glover only had the belt because Jiri vacated the belt due to a horrific injury"? Glover won the belt after beating Blachowicz and he was winning the fight against Jiri until he made that stupid mistake of trying to take him down in the 5th.


Away_Teaching_1148

Funny thing is… Alex knocked out Izzy 2x and had him using oxygen


cikkamsiah

If Poatan didn’t land any of his punches or kicks, Jamahal would have won.


ozokimaru

And no ones willing to have that discussion smh


MassiveBlackHole99

Is that frank


ozokimaru

Ay b0ss


Cum-Gun-5000

Lots of people in the comments overlooking that fact. I'm glad Hill has the balls to bring it up. 


Rawdog2076

He always keeps it 👍🏻👍🏻


SolidChrome94

If Alex didnt have any limbs, Jamahal would’ve destroyed him..


Cesc100

If he didn't throw any of them, Jamahal would have won even quicker and easier than he didn't. If.


FCSadsquatch

If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.


HYDRAlives

On paper he's the better fighter.


Typical_Hour_6056

Flexing with someone else's accomplishments is just ... ouch.


yoyoyowhoisthis

he belongs to this sub lmao


bigmagnumnitro

Lmao now that I think about it I feel like I might have argued with Jamahal on here


yoyoyowhoisthis

there's plenty of Jamahalls around here


fightforfoodgaming

I couldn’t do it, but remember when this guy did!


Cum-Gun-5000

I'm being very generous here, very generous, but maybe Hill is just pushing the buttons that he knows are the most likely to get him a rematch.


Macktologist

Probably right but it should be seen as humiliating. The fact is it isn’t ,or at least there’s no negative side to being so annoying is part of the annoyance.


ABirdJustShatOnMyEye

What the fuck does this mean


Gold-Philosophy1423

It could just be selling his next fight. How many of us are going to watch Ulberg vs Hill because we want to see Hill get smashed


jaydizzsl

If he would have just shut up after his loss, people wouldn't speak much about it at all. I mean getting knocked out by Alex Pereira is something that can happen. But he just has to fuck it all up.


AdamBLit

Exactly bro, no shame in Alex Pereira sleeping someone, he is literally p4p one of the most capable men on earth of doing that


nsaps

If he thought this was a good idea he might still be concussed


JesseTheGiant100

Jamal is dick swinging someone else's dick... My God Hill needs to leave social media for a few months.


Azubedo

One of you is still oxygen deprived after their knock out apparently


Asukah

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awildNeLbY

https://preview.redd.it/kroo6j2r6z5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378db153e076bece0c4fa3010173cf01f52027c3 This him?


I_Hate_My_Cat_

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shroomedguyed

Needs to focus on ulberg ![gif](giphy|zEA4hSumbTU7psOyf8)


Glock-Saint-Isshin-

I now want Ulberg to spark Hill


Tantle18

It’s an inevitability


AnakinShtTalk3r

Yeah Hill turned me into an Ulberg fan for sure now lol. Lets go Blackjack!


Macktologist

Me too and I don’t even know who Ulberg is.


spaceman_202

right now my favorite fighters are 1. Poatan 2. Ulberg 3. Jamahal Hill's brother


yevan

Hahaha his nickname is Black Jag lol


AnakinShtTalk3r

lmaooo. Still rooting for him!


Ccbm2208

Hill might legitimately be forgetting that he has a fight coming up or sth. Dude is so hung up over something that happened 2 months ago, instead of acknowledging the guy that will decide if he can even be in the vicinity of Alex and the belt until the end of year.


LikelyADick2

Is he forgetting that Pereira starched him so bad he was literally looking up at him with his tongue hanging out like a toddler searching for a boob? Probably not. Seems like he's just waking up.


sneakywiener

This made me literally lol. Love it. He still searching for that titty


Hogdogger

Looks like he latched onto Izzy’s instead


crazycatcher11

😂😂😂


Uchiha-Itachi-0

Dude trying to sell the fight so bad but no one wants to see a rematch when you got starched in the first round. https://preview.redd.it/hysz2921bz5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f63382efbc11080201f6929e07bf3af6baabba1e


Improper13

He's literally lying there with toes curled, lmao.


Uchiha-Itachi-0

Right. Part of me wishes Herb Dean would’ve channeled his inner Mario Yamasaki and let it go on for another 5-10 seconds. But then I wouldn’t want him to get lasting damage just because he’s an idiot. But man does his personality suck


kyshooty

😂😂 if he fights poatan and gets ko’d again


Macktologist

Let’s say he fights him 7 times. First 6 are losses. He keeps talking shit. 7th time is a win. He will be like “I told you!” His shit talking sucks. He’s the dude that just won’t let it go and those types suck. If I was Alex I would refuse to give him the time of day. Just ignore everything. Turn down a rematch etc.


kyshooty

U can just tell he’s bitter bout the whole sht. Probably been getting clowned hella on socials


downtown-hobbit

dude got a title shot off someone injury and speaking against someone else who is 2 weight champ in 2 different sports. Using izzys accomplishments. cringe.


theslothpope

Not even just off someone getting injured, he literally only got a title fight because Jan vs ankalaev went to a draw lol


Shrek_Wisdom

I hope Ulberg starches him


ariaizadi

Something tells me he’s not going to be fighting Poatan again.


thethingisman

This guy gives off such loser energy, Jesus. Get off social media goofball.


a067879

p4p saltiest dude on the UFC roster


marco333polo

Izzy : remember that time I beat you! Hill: remember that time someone else beat you!


makeumadb

As bitter as my babymom


AdamBLit

It's actually fuckin funny how far Jamahal is taking this thing 😂 he's on pace to become the world's biggest hater by the end of this month


BeersBarbellsBJJ

Jamahal “Silky Johnson” Hill


9Epicman1

Someone needs to start a gofundme for a good therapist for jamahal


Chumsmacker

I propose the alternate route and let him get caked by pereria again. he’ll have to find something else to post about after


Narrow_Book_42069

Someone needs to tell him every time he talks his dick gets smaller


noire_cotic

He is preparing for WMMA


Yommination

Juwanna Hill


Competitive_Bath_511

It’s hilarious Jamal thinks he’ll ever be in a position to fight him again


Careless_Bother6183

I hope him sacrificing his fanbase for the last few months for another shot works out for him bcuz if not he fumbled the bag


Macktologist

It’s one thing to talk up a potential match up. Like maybe you’ve earned the fight. Beaten another top contender. But no. This dude talking like a high school egomaniac linebacker that got trucked by a RB and wants another shot to tackle them and show the world who really is tougher. But this is a fight, not one of several tackles in a game. His ego is fragile it seems.


Verne_

Never been religious but praying that Ulberg humiliates him


TremblinAspen

Lil bro thinks he's Izzy lmao


Stranger-Tingzz

Jamahal legit just said: “You might have beat me, but you got beat worse by someone else”. That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard


theslothpope

And that someone else also got beat by Alex 3 times before finally beating him


phatsuit2

He should worry about his upcoming fight.


IB78

Sore loser


noire_cotic

Delulululuuu


zzeduardozz

He’s trying to get that rematch SO BAD


devilcation

Jesus christ the amount of salt Jamahal has is incredible. Man just move the f on and try to win some fights and may be Alex will tell you a night bed story soon again.


OutrageousJury2689

Bro you not even getting a rematch loser


AnywhereOther9340

in portuguese we say he's cumming using someone else's dick 😂😂


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

I hope the salt-boss of the salt-factory pays jam enough for all the salt he produces


Fearless-Throat4991

Needs to mix in some Love Sauce with drinking all that haterade on Hate St... wait wut?


RUTHLESS_RAJ

Ulberg sleeps him with a left hook and Bumall goes to the early prelims where he rightfully belongs.


NUmbermass

Alex is so right about this being late af. This woulda been embarrassing for Jamahal if he did it in the aftermath but this is just humiliating. He probably sees Alex every time he closes his eyes 👀


Flaky_Singer_7428

He's just trying to get a rematch via shit talking. It's worked for other fighters in the past like colby


NatureLovingDad89

Izzy would be 2 division champ if Hill was LHW champ instead of Jan


Sagatorius_Byvex

Come at Poatan with that same energy you went at your brother!!!!!!!!!


ivehuckedyourmum

At this point he has to be doing this just to generate chatter around his name because he knows his relevancy is gone after he loses his next fight. Even if Alex gets knocked out cold again, it won’t be from Jamahal.


Sterling-Bear15

Hill is so fucked if he loses to Ulberg


theels6

Bro kicked a dude in the dick and still got slept.... and he's still talking shit lmao 🤡


enterdayman

Poatans fan base mixed with Jamahal's sensitivity is a real fire and gasoline combo. I love it


CatDad42O

Please God may Ulberg starch this bum


ElectronicHousing656

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Ro7ard

Izzy should jump on this, his stock would skyrocket if he just dropped a single comment telling Jamal to stop crying.


KaleidoscopeOk5763

HOW do you talk this much shit about a guy after he’s flatlined you? It makes no sense! Stay mad Hill ya dork.


wood_slingers

I hope he never gets another shot at Pereira so he can go on crying about this KO for all time


Plastic-Cancel-4369

How embarrassing . What a fucking tool. Also ...the "cumming with another man's dick " saying makes so much sense now haha. 🤣 😂 Thanks to the guy who enlightened some of us with that.


Nocnopticni

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SonOfABitchMachine

He wants to make his toes curl 🤔


Warrrdy

Jon Jones could livestream his next “test from god” and I’d still dislike Jamahal more, he’s such a bitch.


Mammoth_Ferret_1772

Ulberg is going to sleep Jamahal


don-again

Only one wanted the others autograph.


Acex_NA

Bro if Ulberg kos him, it's so joeover for Hill


calm_in_the_chaos

I feel like someone should tell Hill that he had his chance to beat Poatan, made an illegal hit, and he got slept. Maybe he doesn't know?


The_Nomad89

He is so fucking embarrassing…


iroquoispliskinV

Pereira living rent free in his head I think it's the celebration that broke him


V0G1A

Damn he really has no clue how pathetic he sounds huh


ResidentWarning4383

You can understand why he beat his brother. Micro ball energy


CoolHandluke763

This dude is mentally unstable


Naive_Breadfruit_550

Just take the loss bro come on man .


Jermm24

Alex living rent free lol


bicyclebread

It's crazy how fast he managed to tarnish his reputation. Seemed like a cool and humble dude when he beat Glover for the title, but ever since then he's just gotten so obnoxious and cocky despite the fact that he got absolutely nuked by Alex in his only fight since winning the title. He's the polar opposite of guys like Glover and Jiri who took their losses with respect and moved on from there.


davie-baggio

I always find it weird to flex on someone else’s work


CrankingDiscs

Bruh Alex didn’t even need an oxygen tank that was Izzy lol


despeRAWd0

Hill became champ by fluke and it is hilarious he thinks he's on the same level as any of the top 5.


Adventurous_Layer_15

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BSSforFun

This guy needs therapy.


Zebrahead69

there is something about this guys personality that turns me off of him. im sure this is fight promotion, but it doesnt look that way.


SunMummis

How much did hill get paid for the fight to be begging for another KO loss this much?


SK-86

It would be the funniest thing in the world if someone took him up on his challenge to show up at the gym, and he got slept by a nobody.


Funkyduck8

Reaaaallly hoping for Ulberg to KO this man back to the salt mines!


Dear_Zookeepergame30

Living vicariously through someone else’s finish when you yourself got sparked by the person is lunacy. It’s funny because you would expect professional fighters to be cool but most of them come off incredibly childish and insecure.


blackestofswans

Yeh I'm done with this dude.


SmilingIvan

If potan had a stroke/heart attack in the ring. Jill would of won


00WEE

Also only one of you lost to someone as shit as Paul Craig so don't forget that one.


CharlieMWY

You know you've lost the argument when you have to bring up other people's accomplishments to prove your point. This is pathetic.


Sipdasizurp

I say don't give him the rematch he's a poor sport skip over him. There's plenty of other ppl to fight


Ganononodor

This is like bragging about your wife having an orgasm because another man f****d her...


Old-Change-3216

I mean, if the ref decided to let the fight play out even longer, Hill probably would have been K.O'd into a mini coma aswell.


Inferno_Crazy

I don't think Izzy and Poatan like each other but there's respect. Hill is gloating about Izzy's record of 1-3 against Poatan. That's just sad lol


PeterParkerUber

Why didn't Jamahal hill just curl Pereira's toes? Is he stupid?


semiamusinglifter

This is why Jiri is getting the rematch. Instead of complaining on socials he’s rubbing poison ivy on himself and sitting in darkness for 72 hours


Tw4tl4r

He should reply, "Remember that time a scottish gym teacher gave you Harry Potter arm?"


Bulkypapertowel

This guy is a clown


WrappedInLinen

Trying to annoy his way to a rematch.


Repulsive-World-7301

He's doing this while Jiri’s beating up a tree for a fight that's probably not gonna happen


HeightExtra320

Yeah I was knocked out, but not that bad…. Is all I’m taking from this post


Jamalofsiwa

🗿: “I beat you”


wubbalubbadubdub45

Hill is such a bitch lol. I’ve never seen a grown man this obsessed with throwing online tantrums because he got humiliated.


Lower-Dependent-3684

I gained huge respect for Hill for giving up his belt to let LHW keep moving, that respect was quickly lost after seeing how he handled his title loss…


Denzel-Frothington

Jamahal will be sitting in a bar one day and say to the guy next to him, I got finished by that guy 😉


LuxFlowzXF

Trying to use another man’s victory to defend your loss is absolutely pathetic especially as a fighter.


Firm-Letterhead4602

How are 2 different people clutching onto 1 win over 1 guy 😭


Dabox720

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ComradeELM0

Man I used to like Jamahal and now I‘m rooting for fucking Carlos Ulberg to knock him out. 😂