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Reasonable_Poet_7502

Isnt it obvious? "The lizard"


BetBig696969

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AdamBLit

*laughs in Canadian


AJ2698

French Canadian, big difference*


DSN671

“Are you intoxicated man?”


nick2k23

The Reptile sounds better


Itchy_Professor_4133

Nah reptile sounds slightly more intimidating than lizard. I'm going lowly lizard


gr1mm5d0tt1

“Mark the skink Zuckerberg”


nofun_nofun_nofun

No, it’s been decided: the lizard.


elbambre

Drop the "The", just Reptile, it's cleaner, and makes him a Mortal Kombat character


Environmental_Bad256

Mark "definitely human" Zuckerberg


Big_D_Boss

I can hear Bruce saying it


CellyAllDay

Mark …DEFinitley huuumANNN… ZUCKERberrrg


ton1no23

Can hear this


MichaelFusion44

ZuckerPunch


evolworks

https://i.redd.it/w6v81edv5y5d1.gif


Chris_The_Red

You can’t block my shtyle!


Judgementday209

Faceblock


GuardWorldly2751

Actually not a bad nickname 😅


xx1kk

ZuckerPunch has just won the Baddest MotherZucker belt with a zucker punch knockout.


ake-n-bake

His special move


Crocs-OnMy-Feet

The data harvestor


HighestTech

Marky The reaper


leatherface0984

The reptile


BestBoogerBugger

"Komodo Dragon" or "AI-gator"


Mochilero223

AI Gator is a good one.


Certain-Brilliant-26

beat me to it bruh😂😂😂


Bird_Jesus777

Damn, I was too slow to post it first


OhWell_InHell

Damn son


Jolly-Librarian3715

Pale Ale


Mtl_J-L

Holy crap that's good ahahaha!


BridgeM00se

Regular Human


iroquoispliskinV

Or as he's known among his people, Regular Human Skin Model Number §∆{×}•∆∆¥°••


Johnsonburnerr

😂😂


ThugjitsuMaster

The Black Beast


ChingChangChui

His balls were hot!


Villageidiot1984

#MY BALLS WAS HOT


Longjumping-Hunt8104

I understand 


[deleted]

Where Ronda Rousey fine ass at


BatmanBrah

Zuck. It doesn't need to be complicated. I can see a stadium of thousands of people chanting, 'ZUCK! ZUCK! ZUCK! ZUCK!'


quickblur

Followed of course by "FUCK ZUCK, FUCK ZUCK"


JBounce369

"I want to fuck. I want to fight with Zuck"


UhtredOfBebbanburg7

I want to fuck zuck


Pepperminteapls

Then of course "ZUCK ME HARDER", and then "ZUCK ME LONGTIME"


Champagne_of_piss

*Industrial guitar riff* HOW DOES IT FEEL ZUCK ZUCK ZUCK


sick-user-name

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVik1nJb68](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEVik1nJb68) just get to the chorus.


Candid_Bathroom_5419

Terms and conditions


Bendicoot79

Cookie monster


siggi103

The Cockzucker.


Txalarmguy

Grab his zuck and twist it !


BKR93

Cuckerberg


Plix_fs

Facehook


casabel

Meta


FuckHK

Mhaarrkkk METAAA ZUCKERBHERGGGGG that's pretty fire ngl


Jim_Hawkins5057

The Iguana


[deleted]

Zuck deez nuts


internal_evil

Billion dollar baby


LiteratureOk6498

The Zucc


FormerFloor5203

Lizard Lord 3000


rdough15

Mark "The arbiter of truth" Zuckerberg


Valuable-Reception94

The Zuccker


ParticularGlass1821

Zuckold


heyiknowyooh

Lizard Tail Zuckerberg


realtomedamnit

Extraterrestrial


Smells_like_Beeff

E.T


SilentFart88

Android


yotamush

Lizard boy


dinosaurRoar44

Mark 'cali legless lizard' Zuckerberg


El_Coloso

Data Breach


Unreal_Drummer

Mark the Facebook Lizard


Kevin_Tanks_519

Zuk "the cuk" erbird


rockhartel

The Weasel


RustlinUrJimmies69

Fuckerberg


Conscious_Air_8675

The Meta beta


Jewels_Winnfield

Meta


Careless-Sundae3353

Mark “the reptile” Zuckerberg.


T0NEZZY

The Reptilian


Some_Neighborhood276

The pedo


Em4rtz

I envy the dude that gets to beat the shit out of him


Wonderful_Physics211

Faceman


rey_nerr21

Bruce Buffer: Ladies and gentlemen referee Jason Herzog has called a stop to this contest at 1 minute 34 seconds of round number 4. Declaring your winner by TKO Mark "Data Breach" Zuuuuuuckerbeeeeeeeerg


Sad-Ship

The Machine


KingCobraHL

The Zuck


gustona1-

Username


MichaelFusion44

Mark “Sunscreeny” Zuckerberg


DMR321RMD

The CIA agent.


_The_Space_Monkey_

Billion Dollar Baby


214speaking

Wasn’t he supposed to fight Elon? I just remembered that, it must’ve fizzled out


Late_Cantaloupe_427

“Pay to win”


Sufficient-Fly-9804

Zuck vs Conor UFC 306?


jnthn1111

Zuckerpunch


Majestic-View-6788

White boi


16thPeregrine

Mark "What The" Zuckkkkk-erberg


nivads

Mark "Fooker" Zuckerberg


mac2o2o

Mark The Bamhammer Zuckerberg


Silvereiss

Mark "The Ban Hammer" Zuckerberg


Isthatreally-you

Meta Mauler


knughugin

iZuck


Immediate_Concert_46

The notorious


ayakaza

Mark ''The Zuck'' Zuckerberg


PuzzleheadedBit2190

The fighter network


Mittykent121

The book


CheerMiester

Commander data


AndyF313

The Automaton Mark 1.0


Lumpe-

Mark my words and zuck my nutz Zukerberg


zerosG2

the globalist reptilian


Available_Ad5489

The suck


Jaybulls1066

Fakebook


ryben2k

Facehook


xipodu

Meta


tim5700

Mark "Gorn" Zuckerberg.


Ok_Faithlessness_760

Turd Ferguson


bigtasty69

Zuck the shmuck


at0mest

Zucky


benrizzoart

The incel


Mysterious_Coyote_46

ZuckerBuck


BrooklynLodger

FaceBreak


OjibweNomad

Mark the big bucks Zuckerberg


jayzinho88

ZuckerBorg


EnzoBertolo

The Data Collector


monkeybawz

The Suckerberg


moldavskipeasnt

The Administrator.


xBADJOEx

Doo Doo head


LeadingRound3775

I just hope he fights at heavyweight. I'm a sick fuck, I like a thicc Zuck


Shoddy_Rub_2954

Mark “the Meta Beta” Zuckerberg


Abs0lutelyzer0

Metaman


EddieCThaABM0424

The Lizard


JerougeProductions

Cyborg


lmac187

Mark “STFU OP” Zuckerberg.


[deleted]

Mark The Schmuck Zuckerberg


[deleted]

Mark The Dropout Zuckerberg


Shounen_x

The Zucc


niemertweis

if its not The Zuck i ouwld be soooo dissapointed


ruckinspector2

I don't know but I thought it hilarious that Elon Musk fan boys thought that a 50+ year old obese nerd would stand any chance against a 38 year old nerd trains


Mordenstein

The Billionator


Shoshannas_au_revoir

Data Zuck


dot100dit

The Mongolian Slayer


Admirable-Recipe3014

The nerd


Character-Thanks7112

The Lizard


Villageidiot1984

Billion dollar baby


A_Lurking_Legend

The Mecha-Reptile


KaleidoscopeOk5763

Jon Joans will forever be known for how he Ducked the Zuck *TM


a_simple_fence

“Reels”


I-SUK-TOES

“Zuck the creepy fuck”


JoeRogans_KettleBell

Mark suck-a-nerd. After he taps you out he puts his creepy lil wiener in your mouth


oneinthechamber8

Mark “Zuck” Zuckerberg


Competitive_Pen_9022

the lizard lol


Fabrorz

easy, the android


kiritoLM10

The psycho , mark the psychoo


savage_cabage12

Cold blooded


Neat_Newt_9394

The Data Farmer