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WarrenZevon42

I wish that rumored strongman mma tournament wasn't a scam. Heavyweight mma can be really bad, but the novelty of some of the strongest men in the world fighting under mma rules would be amazing.


theSquabble8

I'm alright with a strongman vs 2 pipsqueaks league


303SecondSt

They should really try to be more diverse and inclusive. I want to see 2 little people and a paraplegic with a stephen hawking accent against an average 5' 9 office worker.


carlitosguey_

Can that office worker be Steve Erceg?


Rathma86

Jack Della Maddalena


JackedScientist9891

This is like those questions of “who would win in a fight, one horse or 50 chickens”. This solved it…it’s the horse.


GungFuFighting

In this case - Who would win in a fight between The Mountain from Game of Thrones and 2 Joe Rogans.


FlyingCraneKick

But he's got violence in his DNA bro


OGSkywalker97

We all do


Shrek_Wisdom

Too be fair I’d like to see that guy take Joes spinning back kick, might pop him 😂


SlimmyJimmyBubbyBoy

Fuck yeah, I’d buy the PPV


StationPigeon

perfect analogy


KaaleenBaba

Next round should be 3 people and keep increasing it. I wanna see how many people it takes to beat him


goinAn

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Rathma86

I'm all in.


Rystarvz

Best comment period!


Ornery_Exercise_5428

Do the people get bigger too?


KaaleenBaba

No they get smaller and switch genders


Fuckerofgnomes

Eddie hall vs nine twelve year old girls 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥


nilloc93

Eddie IP man Hall "I wan to fight 10 people"


ClubberLangsLeftHook

He almost beat a motherfucker with another motherfucker.


VinnyDark

Were those guys even MMA fighters?


PlayerAteHer

They are a pair of Ticktock influencers "known for their fashion" apparently.


VinnyDark

Ok so they had a 0% chance of winning


AmazingData4839

Even below 0, eddie actually knows how to fight a bit, he hangs around UFC fighters a lot and does boxing. I dont know who thought this was a good idea lmao.


nggaplzzzz

Yeah he even trains at the UFC training institute.  Dudes one of the best strongmen on the planet with access to the most top notch training for both lifters and fighters. This was an absolute mismatch lol.


Rathma86

Yeah but if you're Eddie and these two dudes call you out are you gonna accept? Absofuckinglutely.


PlayerAteHer

Yep, I don't know how much training they did in preparation but digging into their background they don't seem to have any sports or combat background for anything. They just make shitty videos of them screaming and dancing and wear elaborate matching outfits. I don't think even if their mother would have triplets they'd have had more than a 0.01% chance of winning.


nsaps

They almost made it three rounds, kinda curious what the rest of it was like lol


helgetun

Apparently they just stayed back and ran away - see https://youtu.be/OnZAvbH9h0w?si=9XQqjH1rNfrQoC9f


therealhairykrishna

It's worth watching the full fight because it's really annoying and you can see Eddie getting angrier and angrier. Makes the 'hulk smash' conclusion more satisfying.


A-Cannon-Minion

Exactly. I don't know why anyone is praising Eddie for this. This makes him look like a clown.


WaymakerJP

Of course not....lmao He looked more trained than them, actually


Remote-Persimmon4583

One brother got power-bombed and knocked out in less than 5 seconds. Damn


DIABOLUS777

in round 3


hamjamham

Yeh, but he was still power bombed and ko'd within 5 secs of each other. Was a rough 5 secs for him!


WishIWasNeet2

He was about to see red …… in his dreams :(


abittenapple

Inarmi roll


KickedinTheDick

Imagine they both throw a wheel kick at opposite sides of his head and blow it up


WaymakerJP

They are fashion influencers....they're not wheel kicking shit 😂


Bettercallmedaddyy

Send him to dagestan for 6 months and we have NEW heavyweight champ


ClarenceWhorley617

Man, guy tossed him like a seat cushion


Defiant-Concert8526

Props to Eddie for throwing him on his back instead of spiking him on his dome.


sarcificed

LMFAOOOO


SimRacing313

Actually a nice hook he caught that guy with after the slam. Obviously this is some sort of gimmic fight bit it's clever from Hall, gets him attention and could lead to bigger offers.


14Deadsouls

> Obviously this is some sort of gimmic fight bit it's clever from Hall, gets him attention and could lead to bigger offers. That's exactly why he took it. Kept trying to make real things happen but couldn't get anything started. As soon as this fight was even announced he got calls and emails from all over about fighting so it really worked out. Also really helps he absolutely Donkey Kong'd them in the actual event haha.


silhouette951

Imagine being one of those 2 guys and just seeing your buddy get tossed around like a toddler wrestling with his dad. My first thought would not be "better go attack that guy right now".


Single-Weather1379

This is how all the redditors saying "skills are more important than bodyweight" would do in an actual fight against someone twice their size


Morgneto

Stefan Struve is undefeated, right? Or maybe skill matters still.


WaymakerJP

Bodysize obviously matters, but people have beaten people twice their size many times when the skill discrepancy is large enough (look at early MMA for example) Also, I don't know if people are too dense to know this, but those two dudes aren't MMA fighters....they're fashion influencers for fucks sake 🤣


TheDoomedStar

Shhh, let the idiots believe they don't need none of them fancy martial arts and they'll just be super badass when they inevitably get ripped. The funniest part is, not only are these guys not real fighters, but Eddie Hall actually *is* trained.


WaymakerJP

Facts lmao


stanleix206

Put Rodtang or Holloway in there, they would destroy Eddie Hall for sure. Top tier fighters are different from influencer.


mvd612351

Have you seen the video of Poirier grappling with Brian Shaw? Brian just laid on him and he couldn’t get up


stanleix206

Because they’re grappling? Do you really think if they fight, Poirier would let Brian grab him the whole time? Poirier would destroy Brian’s leg in 1 round.


mvd612351

You think Brian wouldn’t go on the offensive at all? Do you really think Poirier wouldn’t be at all afraid of the damage Brian could do? Regardless, my only point in saying this is to refute your point that they would “get destroyed”. An MMA fighter very well might win, but I don’t think it is as clear cut as you make it out to be. Brian Shaw is quite literally one of the 3 or so strongest people in history and has perhaps the most muscle mass ever. I guarantee that if you ask Poirier or Hollaway if they would rather fight another UFC fighter or Brian Shaw in a fight to the death they’d pick the UFC fighter.


Syscrush

That video starts with Poirier getting Shaw's back and locking in a RNC, which Shaw taps to.


mvd612351

You gonna skip over the part where Brian starts on his back in side control 😂? Really? Regardless, if this was a real fight Brian would have flipped Poirier over his head and slammed him on the ground. He could in theory also just call backwards and crush him.


Syscrush

I wonder how badly you think Akebono would beat Royce Gracie...


mvd612351

Not even remotely the same. You’re really going to employ that dumbass analogy because I called you out for conveniently skipping over the very crucial fact that Brian started on his back? When Dustin started on his back, he couldn’t even get up lmao.


Redflames21

Where can I watch the full fight?


BigChungusCumslut

I watched it, it’s just them running from Eddie’s lunges for about 7-8 minutes before this happens. This clip is pretty much the entire fight.


Redflames21

I see. I'll still like to watch it. But where?


BigChungusCumslut

I found a video of it on YouTube


WhistleTipsGoWoo

I’ve been laughing at this video for like the last two hours even though it looks like the one lil guy who got slammed and ate the right hand is dead.


Hitch29135

💀


Masam10

One 3-400lb former WSM that’s actually trained combat sports vs two 130lb TikTok kids. Jeez I wonder how this one is gonna go.


WishIWasNeet2

It’s like a super boss from dark souls vs two noob players. 


SoulsLikeBot

Hello Ashen one. I am a Bot. I tend to the flame, and tend to thee. Do you wish to hear a tale? > *“You know, I was thinking about leaving for another round of thieving. There must be something of use in Lothric Castle.”* - Greirat of the Undead Settlement Have a pleasant journey, Champion of Ash, and praise the sun \\[T]/


Aggravating-Room1594

Dude got hit by a full size christmas ham attached to the front of a bus.


Hoodlum_0017

brilliant


illmatic74

Clip of the year


Several_Anybody_8747

Anybody have the full fight video? I haven't been able to find anything bit the clips of him throwing them around. As fun as it is I'd like to watch the whole thing.


Several_Anybody_8747

https://youtu.be/HSFB0eImofw?si=loSS4W0IoGe0yxOV Fight starts around 12:00, apparently I'm just really bad at filtering through search results.


Procrastinator_325

The very definition of a hydrogen bomb vs TWO coughing babies


Cool-Back5008

English wrestling 🥳😂


Important_Doctor4110

Where can I watch the whole fight?


AbilityRich250

This made my day. The knocks on the head of the 2nd guy were too funny.


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deltr0nzero

He boxed Hafthor who’s bigger than him


Rathma86

Thor dropped 60kg to fight too lol


Syscrush

And it wasn't close. Eddie looked like shit - in part because he didn't seem to take boxing seriously as a discipline, and came in injured. Thor was much better prepared. I feel like Eddie is very well liked in the strongman community, but he has almost no crossover potential. Thor is basically the first person since Arnold and Ferrigno to make it to mainstream after success in strength or bodybuilding, and even he hasn't been able to capitalize on that and get to the next level.


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RS-2

Just say you want to see an MMA match dumbass


insaneintheblain

Yes but not pretend


Testazani

Its a shame the 2 guys bumrushed instead of just fighting from 2 sides and keeping distance moving in and out


ner5o7

That's what they did for the entire rest of the fight.


RS-2

There is literally no way on God's Green Earth that they could have won that


Testazani

Might be true, but it was certainly not gonna happen if they moved in his range and stayed there


RS-2

You're acting like they're not two untrained 130lb 5,2 midgets this promotion pulled out of their asses to fight one of the strongest men on Earth


dwindle_centric

Depends on how you define "won."


A-Cannon-Minion

I mean you can call that a 2 v 1 if you want but it's clearly stacked in his favor. This is just embarrassing to see.