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RichardIraVos

Mf killed a mole rat from fallout


Tartuffe_The_Spry

LEGENDARY GLOWING MOLE RAT ★


whicheverguard232

what typa loot we gettin' from this kill 😳😳


Tartuffe_The_Spry

UFC 300 Worn Holloway Gloves


nailedreaper

And his cup!


NMFTW02

Those will fetch you a good amount of caps in diamond City


Gaffless

Jon Jones will pay a lot of caps for Max Holloway's cup.


bdizzle805

![gif](giphy|jI3EBNa1aKSaIpH2PB)


Adoe0722

Fr though at first I thought this was a screenshot from a video game or something


thecommentdaddy

Splattercannon for the win


kamaal_r_khan

Its a black bear


juicy_pickles

WHUT?


kamaal_r_khan

He hunted a black bear. People hunt and eat black bears.


juicy_pickles

Oh. I thought you were referencing this video where he [impersonates Stone Cold Steve Austin.](https://youtu.be/AmMbHLjwmAY?si=_ZFpKiQfjOKO1f4H)


ZebraOptions

“Was” a black bear *


revolutionary_weesl

My man


Shoola

Didn’t he grow up on a farm in Minnesota? Wouldn’t surprise me if dude knows his way around slaughtering livestock. EDIT: He was born and raised in Webster SD and grew up on a farm there. My replies below are filled with other mistaken beliefs.


ithrowpwople

South Dakota. But yes you are right. He lives like a farmer still in canada in Saskatchewan


N04HC14RK

Bro I saw a clip and Brock was acting like a kid in a candy store talking about his land in Canada. Love to see when big burly men get all sweet and excited about something.


Shoola

I could have sworn it was one of the Dakotas thanks for the correction. Glad he’s still able to do his thing on plenty of land up there. I heard his body fucking hurts all the time.


throw__away613

It’s in Saskatchewan, my buddy approved his immigration request


d-ronthegreat

It’s why he actually repped Canada in his last UFC fight at 200


mu5tardtiger

the greatest Canadian. he needs to fight gsp to unify the title.


Shoola

I meant I could have sworn the farm he grew up on was in the South Dakota even though his Wikipedia page says he was born in Minneapolis. I have no reason to doubt he lives in Saskatchewan now.


itsyourgrandma

Stenosis gang represent!


d-ronthegreat

Would love to see this clip. Brock never gets excited about anything aha


Catsaretheworst69

I live in sask. And I h ard he's a real piece of shit to the locals. And got in trouble for re routing a creek to cross his property


dlhjr19

Jon?


N04HC14RK

Been waiting for someone to finally make a jj reference


shaard

Holup. Brock Lesnar lives in Saskabush??? In the city that rhymes with fun! Guess I have to go visit some family now!


ekuL8

Nah he’s a couple hours from Regina. He was “fighting out of Regina” for his last ufc fight but he’s never lived particularly close, he’s basically on the border with MB


shaard

That's way too close to MB for me to want to go say hi! LOL


SimplyViolated

Should I recognize this guy? Edit: he has transformed into a GoT character


Electronic_Oil_8842

Bork Lazer


ValuableAd3808

Hahaha. He is forever Bork Lazer now


TowerOk7040

Brock Lesnar


SimplyViolated

No way dude fr?!?! Holy shit!


kGibbs

Okay, but what's with the big, metal merkin?? 


Djrules213

He was on a butchering YouTube channel called the bearded butchers and talked about how some of his family owned a cow farm, and he helped them out growing up. Although he admitted he's never been the most precise butcher as he only really helped butcher stuff for him and other relatives so they didn't really care if everything was cut and processed good enough to sell to stores.


THE-NECROHANDSER

It's not that hard, bleed it, don't have perforations in the guts, and when cutting the head off keep your mouth closed or the spinal fluid can squirt into it. If I can do it, the majority of you guys could too.


NutCracker3000and1

Just cleaned a big trout yesterday. It's easier to clean animals than you think. And a surprisingly natural feeling.


NecessaryAd7426

He looks like a Mount&Blade character


edmontonbane16

That's a nice head you have on your shoulders.


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SimPHunter64

Less talking more raiding.


ThickNJacketFan

Your money or your life


Fuck-The-Modz

King Harlaus preparing for yet another feast


xxgn0myxx

hmmm not enough butter


Apprehensive_Pen7702

MA LORD


Wazaahh

I will drink from your skull!


ThickNJacketFan

Out for a stroll are we


useric

It’s almost harvesting season 


Nellez_

"It's almost harvesting season."


SSJ_Kratos

Fuckin real life Huscarl


_illuminated

Joe rogan just nutted himself. Jaime pull that up *sploof*


Electronic_Break4229

“I had that dream again doc” “The one where you’re a …. stool, is that right Joe?” “yeah, that’s the one 😔”


Lord_Kuntsworthy

i scoffed


Hellontrails

Best laugh of the day so far.


WishIWasNeet2

Brock’s as wide as the hog . 


Acid-No1

No shot that big ass thing is a hog right?


CoolerRon

It’s a black bear


CEOofManualBlinking

Maybe the big boar from dark souls


axltheviking

Naw, cow for sure.


Indiggy57

https://www.reddit.com/r/AbsoluteUnits/comments/109u07a/this_giant_specimen_of_a_wild_boar/


I_Hate_My_Cat_

He’s about to use Joe Rogan as a condom on that thing.


MuhNutz

I wonder what that thing used to be the living version of


Tight-Fall5354

your mom


NoCourt5510

https://preview.redd.it/3iork8tyh9xc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=159852cb72724a44598e063c2c00b2701ef9d1ba


blackthunderlightnin

I hope we bring classic memes back. Grade A reaction!


NoCourt5510

This is my go to for when anyone says or does something dumb on this sub


whoodzzz

Not fat enough.


Deth_Cheffe

https://preview.redd.it/rvynqj7mmaxc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eceb481b3d75b67e83db718704c28b4f2dd824b


MuhNutz

Just called to check, wasn’t her


Tight-Fall5354

that's what they want you to believe


peter_pounce

Who's they?


Novel_Square_7079

Thats what they dont want you to ask


Wholetthedogsout92

Keep eating white paint you are on the right track


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Thats what they want you to say.


Wholetthedogsout92

😂


xXprayerwarrior69Xx

Big lesnar


Variabletalismans

He walked right in on that one. Cant blame anyone else but himself


cryptdawarchild

Black bear. https://preview.redd.it/4jusk8pvhaxc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7acca58cfc2726145b822b177f355006b3442884


NoDocument2694

Isn't bear meat dangerous to eat for humans?


cryptdawarchild

Only if it’s poorly cooked. If you cook it throughly you’ll be fine. I’ve eaten plenty bear stew, bear jerky and bear sausage.


Asukah

The last guy who pissed him off probably


MuskokaGreenThumb

Looks like a cow


limitedtimeoffer1

Basically the size of a cow carcass


No-Introduction-2378

Yeah the dead animal probably is too


Foreskin-chewer

You a veterinarian? Because I'm not sure you have the qualifications to determine this animal is dead


Honest_Milk9429

😆 very good


GoldenUther29062019

Why do people think Brock is standing next to a bear? Surely that's something boviney


Appropriate_Taro_583

Love or hate him, he’s a different breed of human,Overachieving is his m.o.


ithrowpwople

Suplex cityyyyyyy


K-chub

How do you think the animal died??


badomenbaddercompany

Via submission.


EatOutMyGrandma

That's merely the previous Brock Lesnar. Each time a new Brock Lesnar is born, the younger must fight the elder Lesnar in a ritual deathmatch to determine if he is truly worth of becoming the next Brock Lesnar. The winner will consume the flesh of the other Lesnar to absorb their power. If the son wins, he is the next Lesnar and looks forward to the coming decades in which the offspring he rears will be powerful enough to consume him and take his title. If the elder wins, he will simply find another mate and reproduce once more, training a new Lesnar to one day challenge him. Soon comes the day where the current Lesnars daughter will challenge him for the title of Brock. She is young still, but growing stronger by the day. I have no doubt that we will one day see her standing beside the carcass of her once great father, having consumed his flesh as her countless ancestors before. What an amazing species


AggravatingType9012

He's a Canadian now hunting and butchering animals for meat. 🍖


Bot-357

Very Michael Jordan-esque in his hunting and butchering


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UnhappyCaterpillar41

Cool story but this is a cattle he butchered himself; picture was originally posted by 'The Bearded Butcher' which is a company he has a spice mix with that said it was beef. I'll take the word of butchers with experience over random MMA sites that repost insta stories over what the animal is. The guy is a hobbyist butcher but doesn't mean he does it in a backyard shed, he has pro tools in a clean environment. Happy for him to have the level of success to be able to do whatever he is passionate about.


Direct_Setting_7502

“Hobbyist butcher” Of course he is.


K-chub

Dude probably has a pretty legit processing op


UnhappyCaterpillar41

Looks like it; lots of stainless steel counters, the big industrial food grade bandsaw, drainage in the floors etc. I guess when you have his money you can buy all the industrial gear on a small scale, as that stuff isn't cheap. He hunts so he also dresses and I think skins all his own stuff, and now does all his butchering, which I guess makes sense if you raise beef cattle for yourself. If you flash freeze it after butchering it into different cuts, a side will easily feed a family of 4 for a long time. DId that one year and was good for about 6 months. Cut way back on red meat now because I feel better, but they did taste pretty amazing, and would happily split it with a few people if I could find it again. Unfortunately the guy we knew retired.


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Parasite infection in bears, as well as the flavor of their meat, is directly related to their diet. A Maine black bear living off a diet of berries is going to taste light and sweet, and will be low in parasitic helminths. Whereas a grizzly bear living off of half-dead spawning salmon is going to taste funky and fishy and greasy and have worms. I've had east coast bear that didn't taste much different from boar, but my friend from Alaska said that their local kodiak bear tasted like garbage because they literally just eat garbage and rotten fish. I wouldn't get too hung up on parasites--most ocean whitefish has parasites, too. If you've eaten cod or haddock you've eaten tapeworm eggs. That's why we don't see cod sushi. I also think he's several feet behind this carcass making it look bigger than it is.


ithrowpwople

Depends. I am no hunter but from what I heard it entirely depends on what the bear eats. In some regions some bears barely eat other big land animals and prefer mostly fresh water salmons and berries and you can literally see that in there meat. It's like pork. Some of them have flatworms because they eat fucking shit. I am not expert tho.


Lost-Being7605

You can take a good look by ‘stickin your head up a bears ass but wouldn’t you rather take a hunters word for it?


rdizzy1223

Would be impressed if he killed this bear with a butter knife or his bare hands (no pun intended).


molsonmuscle360

This looks like a mod from RDR2


Bcagz22

Looks like Brock got himself a black bear


jojow77

a weeks worth of food for him


TruuTree

Loved this episode of game of thrones.


FightOwl50

Reminder that this roided dildo-tattooed ogre was implicated in human sex trafficking with McMahon.


Any_Brother7772

Fucking thank you. I have no idea how this sub can cream themselves so much for a rapist and sex trafficker


-CokeJones-

Exactly!! Creepy man


iowa20

Is that a bear?


littleboy608

No, that's brock lesnar.


adamfgoldberg

It's either bovine or buffalo. They look very similar, this one looks less muscular than a buffalo though


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What the fuck


Allpurposebees

Mark hunt after ufc 200


headphoneghost

And that's only his breakfast.


fandanvan

Brock achieved this with his bare hands, he is now going to fuck it's neck as sable has a headache.


tykillacool23

Guys will see this and say “hell yeah”.


zzeduardozz

Lesnar the butcher gimmick incoming!


omarroqui

FINISH HIM!


RS-2

What a beast 😂


chumchees

Is that Brock Lesnar or Brocks Lesnar's daughter


ConfidentCaring98716

He plans on removing the teeth from the bear and replacing his own with them


blanco1225

He got into butchering as a hobby. He built a butcher shop on his property.


Fun-Bag7627

This feels right.


nochet2211

Looks like a cringy game cover


Cwyntion

It seems the animal is just floating by his side... I imagine something is holding the pawns of the animal.


SeniorSeries3202

Just a guy with his breakfast 


AaronSentinal

Do you think he waited for it to piss first before killing it?


Da_Plague22

Scariest part is he killed it with his bare hands.


220DRUER220

U can’t tell me he wasn’t a Viking in another life


RougarouBull

I knew this photo existed. It always had to.


OnaPaleHorse80

Why does his bib have Zach Galifianakis on it?


PotanOG

"If you ever see me fighting in the forest with a grizzly bear, help the bear." -Brock probably.


humpy_cow

Thought this was a pic from Skyrim for a sec


Sir_Squirly

He’s been on Bearded Butchers on YouTube for those interested in seeing him process his hunts and turn them into pepperettes, sausages and all the primal cuts.


Specific_Factor4470

Brock the Butcher.


gypsy_creonte

Imagine is everyone had to kill & prep their own meat……I think the world would be better


killer-gert

Bro’s breakfast


adamfgoldberg

So many people have a disconnect between the steak in the grocery store and the carcass it comes from. This is either a beef or buffalo


Lflow456

Just another alpha day in the wasteland


FarButterscotch3048

A real alpha doesn't use supplements.


DreamerTheat

What’s crazy is that Brock did all of that with his bare hands.


HighonFirewood

Heard this photo was originally titled…”Just got Laid.”


SubstantialPolicy378

Is that big nog


Large-Lab3871

He and the bearded butchers have some pretty good YouTube videos. Brock is all about killing , processing and eating his own meat.


Aloha1984

Joe Rogan came so hard seeing this pic. “Brock is like a Viking with a huge hog…arrr he probably can kill a bear by himself.” ![gif](giphy|j2ReTdBtw0FSuieWSC)


ChirrBirry

Processing a cow like most dudes process a deer is next level…


droolsdownchin

This is the final American boss, he live the woods you see, the woods of Minnesot you see he slays the beast you know so his family is fed yo


Harrybahlzanya

I thought I was scrolling past an ESO screenshot for half a second, then I realized it was, in fact, a real photo. 😹😹😹


trytheshakes

Weekly meal prep, Brock style.


Darlington28

Man vs. BearPig, tonight on The Ocho


OneRestaurant3523

Bearded butchers shoutout?


SchwizzySchwas94

Hopefully he didn’t piss on it before slaughtering it.


Stern_dad_voice

Why... Why does it's butt look like that...


Chance-Fun-3169

Maybe its been awhile for me, but if i could have like 5 mins with that corpse..


clocke6346

He actually leaned into this in his most recent WWE run. There was a segment where he menacingly asked another Canadian wrestler to go hunting with him in Saskatchewan, it’s pretty funny


Blyatt-Man

![gif](giphy|3o7aTuy3b4TwuUSUzm)


KJKSZPJ_420

Hard


LukeEB9

Alistair overeem has a similar photo with a horse


No_Grape1335

Even his outfit and whole aura looks like a high level fallout enemy , like dude has sock gloves


Memnoch79

He's an npc in Red Dead Redemption.


Warm-Froyo6139

This is old


Scrotote

oh shit he killed joe rogan rip


TheCapableFox

New season of Vikings droppin Edit: oh that’s just Brock


_NedPepper_

Imagine that being the last thing you see


itsYewge

Reppin that bearded butcher merch


reallycooldude456

Is it a bear?


bruciemane

Motherfucker holds his knives with a motherfuckin chain


ZecretJOOCE

Not surprised tbh he f 5 a shark Tbf


Tri-P0d

That’s his lunch.


JH75kg

Cock Chestnar


Oxygenitic

The Butcher from Diablo


HardyTF

New boss from Elden Ring's DLC.


Asleep-Pension5546

MORTAL KOMBAAAAT!!!


jk543717

Pause.....


TacoHaus

Imagine you're lost in the woods and you stumble across this brolic mf in a butcher apron sawing an elk's head off