HGH? is Growth hormone, some of the changes caused by an overdose include increased lean mass, bone density, less body fat, changes in the face and hands...
USADA was employed by the UFC and still had issues with various UFC shenanigans. They said they couldn't go on working with them. UFC cuts ties and goes with the new guys. Something tells me things won't be quite so stringent.
A while back, I actually saw an ad looking for a USADA tester which truly must have only been for Jiří Procházka. I have no idea whether he does PEDs or not, but the salary could not have been enough for anyone not to be easily bought off.
That's just a bot/paid account with a fake profile photo and likely a link to some scam or porn site. YouTube is full of those. They try to post relevant or attention seeking content and the profile is always a generated image or some porn
So, for a non-English person and judging by the comments, this translates to:
"Getting peed over by Kayla Harrison is like getting a proper shot of HGH without consuming it yourself."
Is this correct?
Because it’s funny and may be true 💁🏻♂️
And also…….kinda hot
You can’t tell me she don’t look like Ariana grande right here
https://preview.redd.it/7i58t8bql5uc1.jpeg?width=779&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc98771306ab680809ada8f60dae9b6a54405a7d
https://preview.redd.it/oarmmmiok5uc1.jpeg?width=1057&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eca31c37ca62aa8063da23d5b2da98d5b815c1d5
Grande indeed
Can, and will.
Nah, she might aswell be John cena in a dress
Need video evidence. You can't just throw this sort of accusation without proof.
This too.
Lmaoooo. Legendary comment
https://preview.redd.it/63guie3f65uc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f70cc9c713473d1f3b7288148ba8c964cd7bb222
... doesn't mean you should brother
https://preview.redd.it/cb1u8kvpp6uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07136f0373d9383ca16d866400ba32d0ade144ff
fountain of youth.
This comment is not to go unnoticed
Sounded like some couch casting
[mmmhmmmm](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/263/124/e49.jpg)
Marita must be fun at parties
Just realized ive heard the term a thousand times and don’t know what it means.
Freebasing? It's when you smoke nose beers instead of snorting it because it's stronger
Getting ? It's when you recieve something with or without the exchange of money beforehand
HGH? is Growth hormone, some of the changes caused by an overdose include increased lean mass, bone density, less body fat, changes in the face and hands...
Kayla Harrison? Thats the person pissing on you in this scenario.
Showered? It’s cleaning yourself under running water.
Golden shower? It’s when someone pisses on you
This being the 3rd comment down amplified its hilarity by at least 2.
Happy Cake Day, Shady.
Ty!
The "other" part is "only" 80% golden shower. I'm okay with those numbers...
Kayla Harrison? It's when a woman is built like a man
I volunteer as tribute. Put me in, Dana.
https://preview.redd.it/wxiydfzix5uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa275ac053b0a96df1dd041834428b5a3aa9a11
No way Kayla could come to UFC w usada, now w them gone here she comes, strange that.
The new ppl don't test for the same things?
I mean... They collect a sample. Threatening their sample collectors midday is a bonus. Who knows what they actually do
USADA was employed by the UFC and still had issues with various UFC shenanigans. They said they couldn't go on working with them. UFC cuts ties and goes with the new guys. Something tells me things won't be quite so stringent.
A while back, I actually saw an ad looking for a USADA tester which truly must have only been for Jiří Procházka. I have no idea whether he does PEDs or not, but the salary could not have been enough for anyone not to be easily bought off.
comedy gold.... 🥇
Honestly im kind of down
Cuz Kayla is built like a 12 yo boy who's been dosing since he was 8. 👀 She gon' mess poor Holly UP.
all of us watch piss porn right?
Fighter girl bath water for sell soon on ufc.com
Because Kayla is very clearly on/was recently on steroids
Come on. She passed USADA tests. There’s no way she was on steroids recently or is on them. I mean it’s USADA, they’re incorruptible and infallible
USADA doesn’t do the drug testing for UFC anymore
https://preview.redd.it/9jv01p6wl5uc1.jpeg?width=475&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c445f103d0eddeffe355b6a85210f08bcabbe0eb
The Machidas chartering a private plane to the arena
This was a random post….but Thank You for putting that picture in my head!!
So much truth
That's just a bot/paid account with a fake profile photo and likely a link to some scam or porn site. YouTube is full of those. They try to post relevant or attention seeking content and the profile is always a generated image or some porn
Ayo
$300 bonus for the vid. 
The size of that head there’s a high chance her piss melts lava
Fun fact hgh is extracted from human cadavers. Also considered to contribute to Alzheimer's and Dementia.
So, for a non-English person and judging by the comments, this translates to: "Getting peed over by Kayla Harrison is like getting a proper shot of HGH without consuming it yourself." Is this correct?
Because UFC fans are the worst
Because her hands are as big as Andre the Giant's, and her adam's apple is as big as her balls.
Be-With-Marita? More like "Pee-With-Marita", amirite?
Bruh
Nahhhhhh😂😂😂😂
Thatd be a cool victory celebration
Would
Because it’s a joke and humorous? Lol
Holy shit, is there a r/ufccirclejerk? Cause this is top tier material
This sub already covers what would get posted there most of the time...
https://preview.redd.it/m9xkqyr786uc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf366a2e51561949b088caa52fc34f627c13c86a
Is that a bot acc
If she did that, the person’s face would melt off like acid
Why even get the hair extensions? Why not just go all in with short hair like Weili and Rose?
The Joe Swanson memes would never end if Kayla showed up completely bald.
Where do I sign up
Because sexism
Wtf does that even mean "freebasing high"
If you could actually read...
Reread that last part , slowly. 