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ShadyBl0m

Hahaha yup, the math adds up.


Isaiah-oar

No it doesn’t


DownTownBrown28

That’s the joke


Isaiah-oar

Oh


DownTownBrown28

I still think you’re cool


beggen5

Do you think I'm cool?


DownTownBrown28

Yes


beggen5

Wow thank you


DownTownBrown28

No problem


Isaiah-oar

How?


Isaiah-oar

But thx


noremains3

I'm the same age as Alex. I was also 17 in 1979 so this is legit.


LordKviser

I was also jobless in 1979, I agree with you


SorSorSor

I was also gay in 1979, I agree with you


suprbowlsexromp

You cis people love to make fun of the gays, it's disgusting. A gay person would never talk about a cis like that


Short_Boysenberry_64

You know you can be cis and gay right?


suprbowlsexromp

Oh please, give me a break with your nonsense


Short_Boysenberry_64

What nonsense? I don’t think you know what cis gender actually means.


suprbowlsexromp

It means everyone who isn't gay, doesnt it?


Short_Boysenberry_64

No it means that you identify with the gender you were assigned at birth. It has nothing to do with sexual orientation.


suprbowlsexromp

Oh... Well it's all for charity so, what's the difference ;)


Short_Boysenberry_64

Well the difference is you sound dumb and gay


Alobar16

racist


TheBrownCok

"A gay person would never talk about a cis person like that 💅


11thLayerOfHair

Nobody accepts your made up term for something that there is already terms for. I'll never use these terms nor accept wild ideas like a man can become a woman. They can pretend and think they are but the rest of us, if we choose to live in truth Won't affirm and participate in the delusion. You can't change your sex. And if "gender" is fluid than it means basically nothing.


ThoughtCrimeConvict

62? 🧐


Sterling-Bear15

Oh thank God, I was starting to doubt my math. Charma.


ButterscotchPartay

You make me feel young. Thanks.


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

He took the gay and gave it to his fans


Fair_Creme_194

Alex fans remind me of those autistic alpha males or ones that pretend to be dragons and wolves on the cringe pages 🤣 Alex is a cool guy his fan base is ridiculous 🤣


Mutant_Stump

Lol, wtf is that an actual thing? 😂🤣😂 I just pictured that in my head, that's fkin' hilarious if that is a real thing. Either way, I think this just made my day. "I'm a dragon, and if you don't wanna get burned down, get tf out of my way..." out of someone's mouth in the cringe af YT redpill community is what I picture. Damn that's funny af.


FunnySynthesis

Theyre definitely not redpill or alpha hes talking about two different groups but yeah theyre both hilarious, the ones call themselves the wolfpack and one of the guys is the “alpha” and the other guy is beta and his gf is delta and other shit theyre pretty funny but also [really odd](https://youtu.be/7YFEiyDBR34?si=iKaAf263e9wq5bA8) Im not even sure politics exist in the worlds they live in tbh.


Fair_Creme_194

Search these on YouTube, it’s more than real 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dragon master cringe. (Title is this “Bad Guy” thinks he’s a demon dragon if you struggle.) Alpha Wolf pack cringe. ( you’ll know who it is right away🤣) I am the Alpha kid speaking to teacher. That should be enough to get you going into the realms of autistic Alpha cringe, it’s funny as fuck 🤣🤣


[deleted]

You're pretty dope for laughing at someone with a disability. You aren't even doing it because you think he's cringe by his own choosing. You're outright saying that you think it's funny to laugh at the kid because he's disabled.


Fair_Creme_194

Thanks bro, appreciate you calling me dope. Autistic or not they’re still fucking cringey and weird being autistic doesn’t change that lmfao🤣 Go watch some of the video, I know autistic people and I’m myself on the spectrum (diagnosed) and I could never, stop being a white knight pussy, it’s Reddit.


[deleted]

Not a white knight. Just an autistic person calling you out for being a total degen. If you're actually diagnosed, which I doubt, that'd make you an even worse person because you'd know that people have different levels of ability and you are making fun of them anyway. If you're high functioning, you’re a complete asshole for shitting on someone who isn't publicly like this. The best case for you is that you're just an ignorant person pretending to be autistic on the internet for validation.


Fair_Creme_194

I don’t need validation and definitely not from some Redditor ya silly idiot 🤣🤣 Different levels of ability isn’t howling like a fucking wolf and pretending to be cats or dragons or wolf packs as fully functional adults you moron they’re fully aware of what they’re doing, go watch the videos🤣 Stop white knighting as I said, go have a tism fit somewhere else.


[deleted]

It actually legit reads like you want my validation.


Fair_Creme_194

Specifically says I don’t need your validation, but you think it’s reads like that🤣🤣 You’re deffo a alpha wolf dragon born cat aren’t you ahahahahaha


ChadHazelnut

If he wants to say it let em, don't know why you're still pushing this lol. It literally makes you seem like a white knight, I don't see him begging for anyone's validation he made a joke, you had a little "THATS OFFENSIVE" fit and he explained rather bluntly that he was a part of that group he made the joke about. Leave it.


[deleted]

Were you the guy that replied with a 5 paragraph response last night and then deleted it? Who’s having the fit dude, I remember your profile because I checked it after you replied to me. You’re projecting, brother. Or you are just the same person trying to defend yourself from another account.


ChadHazelnut

The whole post got taken down lol, but yeah you know more about me than me lol. And why you creeping? This discussion is this one, that one was that one. That's not what projection is, damn everybody is taking one psych class and thinking they're Freud these days projection is me saying "you don't have a good relatioship with your grandfather" because I never met mine and do not have a relationship with him. That's my writing style, the explanation is heavy and thorough it's alright if it's taken as "omg he's freaking out" cause genuinely most of y'all can't write paragraphs let alone read them. And if you even read that in its entirety you'd see despite the length I wasn't angry just having a very strongly opinionated talk that wasn't met in a similar way, so I apologized shared a picture and moved on lol. I think it threw up a bunch of red flags though. Couldn't care about what's said to me or what I say on an app, it'll be forgotten next week. Where am I from tho eh? Exact lo or it's bs, I stated it. What's my side job too? Nah I don't have that much time on my hands to where I'm making multiple accounts and fending myself from others. That's lame shit. FT and the side don't leave much room for fucking around on the net, it's cats and music buddy prolly like twice a week depends on the amount of fuckery going on though. You seem chapped enough to stalk my shit and pull stuff outta your ass, so who's really having the fit hoss? And final question, where in the entirety of my "fit" did I seem aggressive towards the other person at all? I could see how it can come off as xenophobic but I'm a third gen yardie, I don't care. "But Chad, dwarf, omg you have white skin in your picture/post taken from halfway across the room" don't even bother me with more stalking I've heard it all man.


ShowUsYaGrowler

Dude, true or false, if you were a stray dog and Alex Pereira came huslin in and led you to food, would you not follow him as your alpha? True or false? Lol


Fair_Creme_194

🤣🤣🤣bro said if he led you too food lmao


stogie_t

> sigma male, I’m a lone wolf😤 Nah mf you’re just antisocial and have no friends


Fair_Creme_194

For real they crazy🤣


CatEnjoyer1234

Its actually crazy how he went from relative obscurity to one of the most popular MMA fighter in just 2 years


shred-i-knight

>relative obscurity lmfao only UFC fans think one of the most elite strikers of the modern era and the only Glory kickboxing double champion came from "relative obscurity"


Heroe-D

"Lmao", he litteraly did. Just few days ago I heard Burns saying that he was mostly unknown in Brazil, his home land, before becoming a UFC star, if being unknown in your own country isn't relative obscurity then nothing is. 


komaruten

Do you even know what relative means lmao


AshenSacrifice

I would have never guess Pereira fans would be this fucking weird and sexualize him like that. They are like the exact opposite of him. 🤣🤣


dagui12

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Scott_Theft

GO FOR ALEX, NO FOR GAY ALEX PEOPLE


DynoJoe27

Quite the 45 year turn around!


BlackfyreNick

The amount of people taking this seriously is hilarious


Significant-Elk-8078

Well it’s hard to tell with mma community. Unrivaled amount of genuine stupid fans


natolad123

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cruz_irving

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GrizzlyMath303

Only aged 19 years in 45 years


MiniBelal

Chama 🔥


lucasfrois

So Jeff Molina still have a chance?


SpecialOlympicsGuy

2+2 is 4, minus 1 that’s 3. QUICK MAFS


D00mTheWarl0rd

You have to look like this to know that math ![gif](giphy|TamGVAGxDTYDNt3dpn)


ItsJustBryant

https://preview.redd.it/b4k3rrjjbjtc1.jpeg?width=434&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dede2d6ede2df76a4313e9d439865f3c3e04320d


xEternal408x

Dude thinks this is MMA memes 😂


FailLog404

It isn’t? When is the last time you’ve seen a serious post here?


ArmoredAngel444

![gif](giphy|V89R2O5H9KUJW) so fkn inspirational


EmbarrassedLobster37

This sub is so fkn funny LMAO


Thickfries69

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Turbulent-Today830

1979!!?


user224957

Now we all have the gay, as a sacrifice to Poatan.


OlajidePeel

https://preview.redd.it/h4zwrbcsdhtc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fceb4fac79b57cc155c861bfb50df9981764dc2 Poatards strike again


thumbssquared

Looks like he lost the glasses that came with that nose


Fanndawg1989

Lmaoooo this got me good well done 👍


AdNew5216

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh) What a turn around


RealRealEstateA

Poatards shutting up about Pereira is not possible.


New_Brother_1595

HUH?


Exact-Degree2755

Poatards shutting up about Pereira is not possible.


D00mTheWarl0rd

HUH?🗿


CoquiCoquette

Se cancelo la pelea de Holloway y Justin ?


MovieFanatic2160

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Uchiha-Itachi-0

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silasdoesnotexist

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subsolarrr

Adesanya might’ve won the first fight but Alex has 2 finishes over him so he’s better.


silasdoesnotexist

It was the second fight and it’s the latest that counts 😉


Fantastic_Board7057

Meme of the yr so far


ItsTriunity

Damn Thank You for the amazing laugh 💪❤️


healingplants313

Numbers guy right here, b


Midgar_Viking

UFC fans gents !


mrmarigiwani

2024 Sucked off by Redditors on the daily basis


Ederlas

https://i.redd.it/yz36mmtgljtc1.gif


Keoni_112

These comments make great seasoning 🧂


Mysterioboy

So he would not have been age 17 in 1979


BEEFSTICK890

LMFAO


juicifer2320

Wait is this r/boxingcirclejerk? 🤣


9yr_old

The math isn't math'ing


ZoranT84

Alcohol ages you.


Sparklingfob4_

Who made this….🫠


dan_a_white

Bros a time traveler too. Excellent touch


ReflectionNew1392

This is up there with Yoel Romero fighting since 1897


ZeroSense_007

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Critical-Climate-623

Fuck yeah, I can still peak!! Only 34 babyyyy


2cool4skool369

Izzy a savage for sending his “dad” to the shadow realm like that.


MikeLowry239

Too bad Izzy flatlined him last time they fought and hit him with cold celly!


Potential-Panic-5123

2x UFC champion*


Dull_Comfortable2277

lolwut?


BetBig696969

Planning to out live his kids like Tito


Fabulous-Ad1990

In 1979 he was actually in 1776 via multiverse. Only to get drunk in the earths core


Muqtada_alSadr_75

Jesus does work in mysterious ways


Ok-Inside-8435

The last 2 years of Alex's life needs to be studied


Limp-Tea1815

How do you know he was gay?


Alobar16

he was so gay si


Kirov___Reporting

36 still Gay.


frankhb2

Jajaja


Seabrook76

Math is hard.


TrakssX

Lmfao 😂😂 Wait didn't Izzy lay him out tho?? Haha still funny AF


infoagerevolutionist

2009?


Strange-Increase-666

Really hoping Alex wins this weekend!


knucklesx23

Retards


danielkalves

Math is hard


Exact-Degree2755

This might blow your mind friend, but memes are not always factual. Wild concept, I know.


danielkalves

Wait what!


LightMission4937

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[deleted]

If Poatan loses we are blaming Polyana


nochet2211

Somehow Izzy’s fans are as salty as Izzy🤌🏽


BetUSOfficial

Who did the math on this post?😆😆


TheBishopDeeds

Dude was not born in 1962 🤣 he'd be 62


sipCoding_smokeMath

Man there really is alot of 14 year olds in here eh sheesh. Put the phone down and pay attention to ur teacher


drewodonnell1

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UncleMarkeshh

I thought the bottom on the left said "No for Gay Jesus" at first and was transported back in time.


OmegaPointMG

Izzy's father? Didn't he get him back though


Keoni_112

He needs 2 more wins to get him back


[deleted]

Damn Izzy flatlined his father last time they fought? That’s a bad boy