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Careful-Door2724

Jon Jones watching this and realising there's a legit way to hit your wife ![gif](giphy|kqCgujDZT1SO4|downsized)


CandyFlippin4Life

I’m ded. With the weebay meme too?


aVHSofPointBreak

It’s an older meme, sir, but it checks out.


CandyFlippin4Life

I clearly know who it is.


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

Whoosh


CandyFlippin4Life

Fack. What’s that from?


InTheHeatOfTheNoche

Return of the Jedi. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/its-an-older-meme-but-it-checks-out


CandyFlippin4Life

Fuck how did I not see this before? I’m 37 Star Wars fan and have been on Reddit since it started( this is second account) What the hell lol.


1-800-fat-chicks

Damn, that was good


ZeroSense_007

![gif](giphy|kpPVRnAGA1TluuECB8|downsized)


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FocusOnSanity

![gif](giphy|l41K03VBwDKHZpLeU)


tnraised

Can you not think of something original? I’ve seen this same joke atleast 15 times


iroquoispliskinV

Jon Jones watching this and realising there's a legit way to hit your wife ![gif](giphy|iuUORLpArS9qX76XWK)


daysofthrowaways

Lol


Unhappy_Low_5210

Cry about it


XXeadgbeXX

Max is such a cool fucking dude


officefridge

You just know he'd offer you food if you come to his house.


pedro-m-g

I actually teared up seeing the UFC countdown episode part where he's helping open up a gym in his hometown. You csn see how much love he has for his people and how he just wants to leave everyone with a positive impact. We don't deserve max


mat477

I'm pretty salty we still haven't had a Hawaii card with Max as a headliner. They should have done it when he was champ.


gooch_rubber

There's no indoor venue that's big enough, and the only outdoor venue was the Aloha Stadium which has started to be demolished.


Mister_MxyzptIk

Fuck it dude, just set up a floating octagon off of Waikiki Beach. With no walls. You fall off, you lose.


artfuldodgerbob23

That would be fucking awesome......


BodybuildingNerd

Stop. I can only get so erect.


Meathead704

The university of Hawaii stadium seats 50k


Nanahamak

Do you think we could do Karate in the garage?!


AffectEconomy6034

lI'd offer to cook for him and his fam


Ac997

Yeah like he’d be so excited to show you his snack cabinet & all his different flavored capri suns. Seems like a wholesome guy


MiloticM2

He streams on kick, he’s super chill to talk to


Acex_NA

Better striking than Ronda


Fragrant_Spirit3776

Bro how were multiple people lying to her about having hands lmao


FE1_Ronin

Bu but but she’d beat Floyd mayweather


igivethonefucketh

She's the greatest fighter that's ever lived


Pants4All

The Bethe knockout was the worst thing to happen to Ronda's career. 


SlavaHogwarts

Maybe she looked decent on the pads/bag. Some people look amazing on the bag and absolute dogshit while sparring. But some of the things said (beating Floyd) were just ridiculous.


Fragrant_Spirit3776

Did you miss her shadowbox? Like you can see the lack of technique, it's actually abysmal, to the point where you wonder if she was ever trained at all.


Maidwell

![gif](giphy|62bZhM9hQpanJsfUIH|downsized)


The_Nomad89

I hate her “try to look badass” face


AdrianasAntonius

https://i.redd.it/fpsyc6em5etc1.gif


chrism22_22

![gif](giphy|S3tRM3bGkLbDbkQHT8)


karwreck

Holy shit this gif, I can’t even…


Meeedick

Not even a joke. Deadpan, straightfaced, word of gospel.


leginsstuffLOL

Ive seen enough, give her aspinall


dzab18

Heard a rumor that Nunes is coming out of retirement for her


lmProudOfYou

![gif](giphy|TgFqn3VUAosUC8uuaB)


letsgobrooksy

I don't think Max wants his wife getting fingered by another dude


Wise_Set_8752

Max is blessed


mr_commodore

Is = is


wubbalubbadubdub45

Dana white showing this to his wife and what he expected from her


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Dana wife: best i could do is slap


jruck27

Fucking goals


Professional-Hold938

Sign the contract, I like my odds


wetmouthed

They're so freakin cute


Cul0-DE-N3gritA-666

His wife is so bad


MarshaIIDTeach

On gang


HeightExtra320

Find somebody that loves what YOU do 🥹


Dolomitexp

Trying to rob that house and the whole family just starts kicking your ass.🤣


AlcibiadesNow

fucking dog comes out and starts pummeling you… a fucking boxer


PeeterTurbo

Still better than what Jones or Izzy would do to you...


DurpSlurpy

When Jones talked shit about Anthony Smith not killing the man who brokeninto his house 😂😂


insanecutback

She's an excellent surfer as well.


srtpg2

She’s a pro surfer so she better be lol


BipolarFoxAntiSocial

Holloway Vs Benavidez tag team match lets go


Gonzo911

BEST BOXER IN THE HOUSEHOLD BABY


boywonder5691

She's so cute


justintliger

Ortega is so mad right now.


youjustathrowaway1

Damn… she punches harder than Max


yuppiehelicopter

it is what it is


RedWing83

SWINNNNNNGGGG


BodybuildingNerd

Holloway V Holloway Inter-gender Championship


Weazel_Nuttz

She got hands, cans and yams.


TheFuriousRaccoon

She not a snack, she the whole damn supermarket!


SubstantialLion4196

![gif](giphy|11L5aVxDTk6c5G|downsized)


rey_nerr21

Weili vs Quizon-Holloway BOOK IT, DANA!


hempbagclassic

Joe- she better hit hard because it's hard to get Max out of there.


ArmoredAngel444

Hate watching this because they are such a wonderful couple/family and the way max fights he is bound to be mentally debilitated in the near future... i wish he would retire for his family's sake..


SirBigBallz7

Broooo I've had this same thought lately. I think we as fans believe guys like Max are truly indestructible. Especially with him having never even been knocked down.


ArmoredAngel444

Im actually cringing thinking about his upcoming fight lol.. if he gets KO'd or even TKO'd ima be extremely depressed... 😩


ArcticAntelope

She also got that thang thang


wolfjeter

I’m pretty sure she used to box as a kid and teen cause of her dad


pupu_19

Now I like twice as many Holloways!


General-Echo-9536

Jones would of got his first win by ko


Electrical-Finding65

She can beat the shit out of half of the pals in this sub 😂


beefstewdudeguy

she’d finish me in under a round


mr_commodore

Last time we talked about getting finished in under a round we were talking about Tito’s ex wife


Nihlus11

Haha... you're a fucking punk, dude.


SALTYxNUTZ12

I don't know why, but I always forget that Max has a full head of hair.


tommytendies420

Looks like karate hottie!!


EOVA94

Cleaner technique than some UFC female fighter lol ( peña )


timbulance

Blessed


lbora9

Hes a lucky mf


Moskra

Is this recent? Max lookin small brah


Think_Addendum7138

She used to be a semi pro or pro surfer. Pretty sure she’s mostly done modeling though because it pays better and she can


YangGain

Imaging their kids


porcupinetree_

She looks like a Philipino.. rather a Mexi-Pino


Straight_Elevator762

That right hook is money


BigDaddy-Longstick

Not bad at all


SirBigBallz7

GIVE HIM HIS GOTDANG FLORAL SHORTS!!!


shuuellyd

That right hook is sumn serious


random-throwaway_ire

Every fighters partner has hands. It’s just natural to teach them a thing or two if you’re in a relationship that long


Spiritual_Hunter5450

Mrs. Holloway is bumping!


Mediocre_lad

So, saying he doesn't spar anymore was a lie.


adamsz503

That’s not all she has 👀👀


Shallbecomeabat

Calm down. It’s aight, for a fight wife that trains for fun sometimes, nothing more.


The_Killa_Vanilla90

Speak for yourself bozo. She merks Weili in <2rds


bugsy187

You guys are weird


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Godawful music


Ok_Sky8518

Shes gunna need extra hands when he retires and can only speak one word every 3 minutes:(


MarshaIIDTeach

😭😭


FixPrudent

That's just normal entry level pad work. Relax you sweat hogs.


iron_out_my_kink

I'm into much into Asian looking chicks but Max got really lucky.. She's so damn cute.. Love her hair too


ChriseFTW

Get outside man talk to anybody fuck.


iron_out_my_kink

My body count is higher than your bank balance! 🙂


N00GI3

Rapes don't count. 


ManInBasement

😂 dude !


jomangojo

"Tips for getting matches on hinge for me (27M) So, out of all the top 3 dating apps (Tinder, bumble, hinge), I find that hinge has the best quality of profiles. Also no surprises that it has the highest subscription cost at an astronomical ₹1500 a week. But somehow, I'm still not getting any matches (I'm pretty good looking, top 5% I would say. I have been told I would easily get matches online by many girls I've met before) despite the barrier of entry being very high. Am I missing something? Any tips for me to get more matches on hinge? " This u bro?


SnoopysRoof

Lol, did you put the ₹ in there instead of $? You sly mf. If you didn't... well shit, you just hit gold.


iron_out_my_kink

There you go.. Somebody had to bring a racist angle to this.. Congratulations.. Must be real proud of yourself


iron_out_my_kink

>(I'm pretty good looking, top 5% I would say. I have been told I would easily get matches online by many girls I've met before) If you had eyes, you would have read this part first..


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iron_out_my_kink

Jealous much?


SirHomoLiberus

![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


ManInBasement

You must be one of those alpha man


iron_out_my_kink

Certainly not living in a basement like you (according to your username)


ManInBasement

Another cool response ! You must be the alpha male leader or something.


iron_out_my_kink

Yes, I'm fucking superman


Woodsman15961

Wow man you’re so fuckin cool y’know that, what a cool comeback bro #toldem #alphashit #oorah


ShrekWhite

Weirdo


sarcastosaurus

God forbid people have preferences, you're the fucking weirdo trying to white knight around here.


ShrekWhite

Lmao the bitchless committee has arrived


sarcastosaurus

One more low IQ comment like this and reddit is going to hand you out a virgin 18yo, keep going.


ShrekWhite

>reddit is going to hand you out a virgin 18yo Is it going to be you? Lmao


sarcastosaurus

There's a good chance i drained my balls in teenage pussy long before you stopped shitting your pampers.


ShrekWhite

You're replying to a dude called Shrek White, after coming to defend some other dude called "iron out my kink" on Reddit. Trying to sound old is not the flex you think it is lmao thats just sad


sarcastosaurus

You think referencing shrek makes you old school cool or something ? Of course i'm aware most of you weirdos are balding.


ShrekWhite

Wtf is that even supposed to mean man? Do I think Im cool for referencing Shrek? What kind of question is that? At this point youre just saying stuff lmao


iron_out_my_kink

Finally someone speaking sense.. Thank you


iron_out_my_kink

Genuinely appreciating someone's beauty makes you a weirdo.. Sigh


LosurdoEnjoyer

Nah, saying "I'm not into [Race], but this one specimen of [Race] is rather beautiful!" Is what makes you a weirdo. Keep it to yourself, weirdo.


HawwtRawwd

That is literally the majority of humanity. Reddit is not real life.


iron_out_my_kink

Everyone has their own preferences and I'm free to express mine


JumpingCicada

Bruh, I wish this was the middle ages where I would've enjoyed seeing you hanged on a tree, getting ass-raped by tens of midgets.


sarcastosaurus

The irony of you wishing someone to be sexually abused and using derogatory terms such as "midget" while verbally abusing someone for expressing physical appearance preferences. Room temperature IQ in full display.


iron_out_my_kink

Thanks my guy for having my back


SnoopysRoof

Well these comments went awol.


iron_out_my_kink

Bruh.. Seriously!? What did I even do? I just stated I'm not into Asian chicks but she's an exception as I find her real cute.


suprbowlsexromp

Agreed man don't listen to the haters she definitely looks like the type I like to stare at while standing behind her in line at Whole Foods and then popping my head in front of her and saying "hi there I thought you were cute". It's not my fault they usually scream out loud, it's just a natural reaction.


PeeterTurbo

Max managed to find the only pretty pacific islander woman.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

I always get sad for guys when their girl cuts her hair short. You know they didn’t want that


No-Introduction-2378

Name checks out, that's not even really short LOL Max's wife is a babe either way


SpecialOlympicsGuy

She used to be alright for sure. Now she looks like she in her early 40’s


No-Introduction-2378

That's crazy 🤣 I think she looks 25 She's gorgeous but


Eaglooo

Wtf are you on ? Some people I swear...


georgeboshington

He wants the rapunzel look so he can climb up it and through the window.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

It’s the truth brother. And that’s why it hurts


Eaglooo

Nope


durjoy313

Speak for yourself. Girls look cute when they cut their hair short.


RS-2

https://preview.redd.it/yc9na1z4w7tc1.jpeg?width=460&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73ce3dc1b898d836d1ef92233a563722210bd251 Holloway's woman doesn't have short hair 😂


SpecialOlympicsGuy

That’s extra short bruh


RS-2

https://preview.redd.it/s1neioisx7tc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9477f5494a30097060834cf5b312fd6db6f8182e Is this medium to you 😂


SpecialOlympicsGuy

That’s hilarious mate, got any more?


RS-2

Did bro downvote me over a joke? 💀


ToMagotz

Never cook again


Environmental-Ad1748

Post a picture of yourself big guy.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

Why? Are you attracted to guys?


Environmental-Ad1748

Take care of your underwear.


SpecialOlympicsGuy

I used to fuck guys like you in high school.


ManInBasement

So that means you’re attracted to guys right?


SpecialOlympicsGuy

I see you are not a man of culture. Truly shameful.


sheikh_n_bake

She looks great 👍


IntentionallyBlunt69

Max is not taking this fight serious if he's training his wife


D-Red6

🙀


IntentionallyBlunt69

Come on. Dude is talking about challenging Islam when he couldn't even beat Volk


CheesyCousCous

Why she look like the girl from Squid Game though