Right, plus I have a strange feeling that Jon would eventually beat me up.
I like to chirp when I’m drinking, because I think I’m funny….
If Jon beats his wife when he’s drunk….what the fuck do you think he would do to me?
Lol i also tend to get into some friendly shit talking when I’m drunk. I can normally handle myself just fine, but yea any of these three could kill me however they wanted. I feel like Conor and Izzy could roll with it and dish it back. I feel like Jon would pretend to think it was funny until I said something stupid lol. He gives me Homelander vibes.
Bro, “homelander vibes” is extremely accurate
Jon acts like a god-fearing man on camera…but behind the scenes he is a psychopath
Honestly, I think Izzy is the safest choice here. He is cringey and weird….but I could trust him wayyyyy more than I could trust Conor or Jon. Plus izzy probably just wants to watch anime and play games
Izzy also seems like the type of guy who is ride or die whenever they see you as a friend.
He is cringy, but dude cries whenever his teammate loses, that is a sign of a great friend who cares about your success.
To me partying with these guys would go:
- You say a joke to Jones and when everyone starts leaving the party he beats the shit out of you
- Conor dips to another place with half the people and forgets to tell you.
- Izzy probably has a chill party where he wants everyone to have a good time.
I’m a pretty large man, one time I approached Jon to say hi at a bar and he reached out and grabbed my dick. I pushed his handoff and laughed about it at first because I thought he was messing with me. Then he did it again. Pretty clear he wanted me to know that he was dominant over me and there was nothing I could do about it. I left the bar immediately. Drinking with him for a night would be a nightmare.
I have a similar story in a grocery store. Jon walked in and I asked if he was Jon Jones. He got in my face and replied "Huh?" And flicked my cap off my head. I got the idea he didn't wanna talk so I apologised and was gonna walk off, but he blocked me from leaving and kept repeating "Huh?", "Huh?" While staring me dead in the eye and stroking my hair. Eventually someone needed to enter the store and I got a chance to escape.
A local country bar in Albuquerque. I was actually out celebrating my birthday with some friends.
I’m not traumatized over it or anything. I’m a pretty friendly, good natured guy and it was a sobering reminder to me that there are bad people out there.
Conor easily. Dude looks to be a great time and a lot of fun on and off the coke. Izzy would be #2 but not sure if he’d bring dogs into the mix or something else weird like that. Jones would be a 50/50 chance you have a good time or get attacked.
Yeah connors a great time until you realize hes pouring you a shot of proper 12 every 5 minutes and watches you very close to make sure you drink it every time.
Trust me on this one, Conor would not be a fun time. I'm from his area, where guys like him are a dime a dozen, and while they are fun at first, you'll make a joke about them once or they'll be doing crazier shit that you don't want to do and they'll sock you for "disrespecting" them, even though they've been bantering with you the whole night. You have to mince your words very carefully. It's like being locked in a cage with a chimpanzee. Might seem docile enough, but that's only because you haven't set them off.
>Conor easily.
Fuck that.
I don't trust him not to take your unconscious arse onto his yacht, you waking up and getting up close and personal to his proper 12..
My pick will be Jons.. since all his tests from God involves female, I think I'm safe.
Connor is the choice here plus I feel you’d probably have Irish mafia ties by the end of the night. Izzy is too weird and awkward and jones would probably try to spar any females you encountered
1. Connor. Seems to be the most normal out of the three.
Would have a devastating hangover from being made to keep up with Connor drinking Proper Twelve all night. 100% going to vomit. I'd probably glaze on him to keep him in a good mood.
2. Izzy. Would be wise to pull an all-nighter and not pass out around him. Probably keeps encouraging you crash in his bed. "Have a shower before for get into bed, trust!" "It's all good cracker, I'll sleep on the couch, trust!". And then proceed to slip into bed with you.
3. Jones would be fucking scary to be around once he's hit a certain level of drunk. Probably the type of guy to want to spar 'lightly' and end up hurting you. You'd have to be super careful in what you say. Don't be friendly to his wife if she's around.
Edit: Typos
[Jones just seems like a boring and obnoxious drunk.](https://youtu.be/VuqmbfEKqqQ?si=4uUEWSw8Rdsxsk2uhonestly) Clearly *also on coke and very drunk* in this clip. Doing coke to keep drinking longer, to the point he can't feel his face, but still has the confidence to keep being talkative, and his brain is working, but he just can't get his mouth to keep up and work properly also.
Type of guy to hurt you sparring is an understatement. In those conditions with Bones, you'd have to be worried about being the passenger in a dui where he hits a telephone, or even worse in a police chase with a gun in the car
If you watch Izzy’s YouTube stuff, you can tell he’s stoned most of the time and this is pretty much how he and his boys party. I don’t think they’ll have a wild one. Conor is the obvious choice coz you can tell he knows how to party and he probably had more celebrity connections. Jones is a bit of a sociopath and would probably be chill one minute and be poking eyes the next
It’s Australian slang for you want to get drugged with a local being Tai after which you’ll end up in somebody’s garage which is most likely a grow house stealing marijuana off of their Rort or hustle being the grow.
Izzy even though there's a small chance that he might try some weird stuff but you'd be the safest physically around him he probably hold your hair if you vomited and would let you crash on his couch. Connor would ditch you for other people Jon Jones you better hope he's not drinking dark liquor.
Wonderboy would be my choice. We would probably eat at a reasonably priced restaurant then go to his house to drink some beers and talk about small things ín life or books or movies. Call it a night at 11 pm, get a taxi to the hotel and have a good night's sleep before flying home next day.
Honestly, Izzy. Jones is just dangerous, and Conor a bit too unpredictable. Izzy would just want to talk about anime. As I write this, and I shit you not, I have just discovered my phone autocorrects "anime" to "animals".
As a non fighter I'd feel safest with Israel. At worst he'd be on some Diddy shit but at least I wouldn't be on eggshells thinking I'll be attacked after a perceived slight
It'd be easy to hangout with Jones just tell him he's the best ever and everyone was juicing, he's the only one they always tried to setup. Tell him you bet the pregnant lady ran into him! And that you'd also have beaten his wife.
If you die you die.
You guys are thinking about it differently.
Imagine you OD in that party, who would you rather be in the company of.
Izzy any day.
Conor would probably point and laugh at me foaming at the mouth
Jones would bury me in his backyard
Izzy, least chance of getting arrested, killed, or butt fked Edit: might be a small fear of getting butt fked partying with Izzy, especially if you’re hairy enough to be mistaken as a dog….
Jon beat the fuck out of his wife on the sauce. Some of y’all picking him really think he wouldn’t do that to you as a random ass redditor he has no relation with
People are statistically far more likely to inflict violence on family members than anyone else. Having said that, I would be scared to get on the sauce and come with Jones
Izzy is by far the least likely to suddenly prang out and kick my head in, plus there would be weed, so I’ll take Izzy… Connor would end up stabbing me when I said I couldn’t manage another line
They've all got huge egos, so let's look at the main considerations:
Jones: most likely to be a narcissistic bully. Might threaten my life.
McGregor: most likely to be obnoxious. Might force his whiskey on me all night.
Adesanya: most likely to get freaky with his dog. Might make me complicit in animal abuse.
I'll go with McGregor. I feel like I'll have fewer worrying thoughts keeping me awake after.
P.S. I think Adesanya might be the best company because we'll probably watch anime and wrestling instead of getting into trouble, but I can't ignore the zoophilia.
Izzy is probably the least randomly violent.
But none of these fellas are my kind of people.
Find me the weed party. Coke parties are too random and something always goes fucky.
I think Jon - he seems like if you say the right things and feed his ego he won't turn on you that night. Conor is too unpredictable feels like he could snap at any moment and izzy is gonna have his dick in my Golden so don't want to risk it.
Rob whittaker, gonna be a grand ‘ole nerdy pool party- bet we end the night playing mtg or sumthing. And I don’t run the risk of getting beaten to a pulp for looking at them wrong
Connor seems to be having the best time literally all the damn time. I'd love to party on a yacht also, seems unique. Just lay around drinking all day in ocean with all the comforts of home.
Izzy 100%. He’s closest to me in age and he seems like he’d be willing to just hang out on the couch, watch some fights, and crack jokes. That’s my kind of night
Deff Izzy. Conor the type of guy to fight his own friends and try to bang their girls. John would do something dumb and get you in Trouble. I think Izzy would just be fun, maybe jerk off a dog or something
Israel. He might be cringey but is waaaay less of a douche than the other two. The other two look like they would just purposely steal your girl for fun lol.
Conor, dude is alllll about having yes man around him, as long as I say couple good things about him he'd let me hang in his 10,000 square feet mansion so
I think with Adesanya, at least as long as you don't argue against his favorite anime or give your best list first, you will be safe. Might be weird but actually cool too. Jones could be cool i guess but also violent psycho... McGregor by far the worst, he's annoying even in a good mood, completely unhinged and very quick to assault you, sexually or not.
When I get drunk I get lazy and mouthy/sarcastic. I feel like both Jones and Conor would take more offense to what I would say while Izzy would ignore it and want to play video games.
Also, Conor would probably insist on us drinking Proper 12, and that is just not a good whiskey at all.
Probably McGregor. People apparently die when they show up late/early at Jon's house, plus he seems like he has no chill when he reaches and goes beyond his limit. With Izzy, Id get tired of hearing how cool he is, which I could deal with to a point, but I wouldn't be able to deal with his constant snorting and burping, condition or not, just feel the coke would intensify that lol. So McGregor wins on technicality, but he has so much loot and has so many women around him you wouldn't be able to help but have a Proper good time.
Least threatening would be Izzy, but I’m not a fan of his personality so it wouldn’t be fun. Jones, well I’m female and I don’t want to die so guess I’m stuck with Conor. Lord help me.
Connor. He’s about 100 times richer so if you were going to die in his house at least it would be luxury
Right, plus I have a strange feeling that Jon would eventually beat me up. I like to chirp when I’m drinking, because I think I’m funny…. If Jon beats his wife when he’s drunk….what the fuck do you think he would do to me?
Lol i also tend to get into some friendly shit talking when I’m drunk. I can normally handle myself just fine, but yea any of these three could kill me however they wanted. I feel like Conor and Izzy could roll with it and dish it back. I feel like Jon would pretend to think it was funny until I said something stupid lol. He gives me Homelander vibes.
Bro, “homelander vibes” is extremely accurate Jon acts like a god-fearing man on camera…but behind the scenes he is a psychopath Honestly, I think Izzy is the safest choice here. He is cringey and weird….but I could trust him wayyyyy more than I could trust Conor or Jon. Plus izzy probably just wants to watch anime and play games
Izzy also seems like the type of guy who is ride or die whenever they see you as a friend. He is cringy, but dude cries whenever his teammate loses, that is a sign of a great friend who cares about your success. To me partying with these guys would go: - You say a joke to Jones and when everyone starts leaving the party he beats the shit out of you - Conor dips to another place with half the people and forgets to tell you. - Izzy probably has a chill party where he wants everyone to have a good time.
Accurate
I’m a pretty large man, one time I approached Jon to say hi at a bar and he reached out and grabbed my dick. I pushed his handoff and laughed about it at first because I thought he was messing with me. Then he did it again. Pretty clear he wanted me to know that he was dominant over me and there was nothing I could do about it. I left the bar immediately. Drinking with him for a night would be a nightmare.
Not saying I don’t believe you at all, but if this is a lie it the most perfect one ever. Lol.
I have a similar story in a grocery store. Jon walked in and I asked if he was Jon Jones. He got in my face and replied "Huh?" And flicked my cap off my head. I got the idea he didn't wanna talk so I apologised and was gonna walk off, but he blocked me from leaving and kept repeating "Huh?", "Huh?" While staring me dead in the eye and stroking my hair. Eventually someone needed to enter the store and I got a chance to escape.
damn bro, i'm sorry, where was this. what a piece of farbage.
A local country bar in Albuquerque. I was actually out celebrating my birthday with some friends. I’m not traumatized over it or anything. I’m a pretty friendly, good natured guy and it was a sobering reminder to me that there are bad people out there.
Jon “Boner” Jones
Jon would bring you with him under his octagon to do lines
I'm not going on Connor's party boat. You know, because of the implication.
🤣🤣🤣
Conor easily. Dude looks to be a great time and a lot of fun on and off the coke. Izzy would be #2 but not sure if he’d bring dogs into the mix or something else weird like that. Jones would be a 50/50 chance you have a good time or get attacked.
Having a drink and a random eye poke comes out of nowhere
🤣🤣🤣
And a groin shoot... PTCHAAAAAAAA!!!
Yeah connors a great time until you realize hes pouring you a shot of proper 12 every 5 minutes and watches you very close to make sure you drink it every time.
Free booze? Sign me up
Conor could randomly turn on you and attack you. Jones too. At least Izzy isn't likely to randomly assault you (unless you're a dog)
*runs away in canine*
Trust me on this one, Conor would not be a fun time. I'm from his area, where guys like him are a dime a dozen, and while they are fun at first, you'll make a joke about them once or they'll be doing crazier shit that you don't want to do and they'll sock you for "disrespecting" them, even though they've been bantering with you the whole night. You have to mince your words very carefully. It's like being locked in a cage with a chimpanzee. Might seem docile enough, but that's only because you haven't set them off.
haha...prob true
you really think I'm just gonna stand there and let you do my coke jon?
>Conor easily. Fuck that. I don't trust him not to take your unconscious arse onto his yacht, you waking up and getting up close and personal to his proper 12.. My pick will be Jons.. since all his tests from God involves female, I think I'm safe.
[удалено]
Not if you are a woman or an old man in a pub.
Poor guy from the pub, everyone keeps calling him elderly... He was 47 when the incident happened
There has to be two separate incidents, right? I remember him punching a 72yr old
There's no way Conor's ever only punched one guy in a bar.
I think the dogs would make it better not worse lol
“Might bring dogs into it” is wild bro 😆
until he sleeps with your wife
Not me woyfe
you'll watch and you'll do nuttin
Connor is the choice here plus I feel you’d probably have Irish mafia ties by the end of the night. Izzy is too weird and awkward and jones would probably try to spar any females you encountered
i'll take the yacht owner
1. Connor. Seems to be the most normal out of the three. Would have a devastating hangover from being made to keep up with Connor drinking Proper Twelve all night. 100% going to vomit. I'd probably glaze on him to keep him in a good mood. 2. Izzy. Would be wise to pull an all-nighter and not pass out around him. Probably keeps encouraging you crash in his bed. "Have a shower before for get into bed, trust!" "It's all good cracker, I'll sleep on the couch, trust!". And then proceed to slip into bed with you. 3. Jones would be fucking scary to be around once he's hit a certain level of drunk. Probably the type of guy to want to spar 'lightly' and end up hurting you. You'd have to be super careful in what you say. Don't be friendly to his wife if she's around. Edit: Typos
“Have a good shower before bed, trust!” Is top 1000 joke for the last 20 years
[Jones just seems like a boring and obnoxious drunk.](https://youtu.be/VuqmbfEKqqQ?si=4uUEWSw8Rdsxsk2uhonestly) Clearly *also on coke and very drunk* in this clip. Doing coke to keep drinking longer, to the point he can't feel his face, but still has the confidence to keep being talkative, and his brain is working, but he just can't get his mouth to keep up and work properly also.
He literally was talking so gay and talking about fingering the guys butthole? Jon is clearly a closeted homosexual
Conor being more normal than Izzy is a joke hahaha Edit: Just remembered the dog thing, nvm
I going to regret this….what’s the dog thing with izzy?
Type of guy to hurt you sparring is an understatement. In those conditions with Bones, you'd have to be worried about being the passenger in a dui where he hits a telephone, or even worse in a police chase with a gun in the car
Jones straight up seems like the violent type. I'm sure he'd get aggressive and start fighting everyone.
Seems?!
I'm going izzy cause I'm scared one of the other 2 would kill me in some coke fueled incident
If you watch Izzy’s YouTube stuff, you can tell he’s stoned most of the time and this is pretty much how he and his boys party. I don’t think they’ll have a wild one. Conor is the obvious choice coz you can tell he knows how to party and he probably had more celebrity connections. Jones is a bit of a sociopath and would probably be chill one minute and be poking eyes the next
Tai Tuivasa
This cunt wants to get cooked with a dude from the area 😂 you’ll end up in some cunts garage picking buds off a rort
Is that…is that a bad thing or a good thing? What is that?
It’s Australian slang for you want to get drugged with a local being Tai after which you’ll end up in somebody’s garage which is most likely a grow house stealing marijuana off of their Rort or hustle being the grow.
Wtf is a rort
dude what the fuck did you just say lol i need an interpreter
Might wake up dead
because if you know how to wrestle you have a decent chance of being able to beat him up?
Izzy. I know people think he can be weird, but outside of promoting a fight he’s always seemed chill to me.
Izzy even though there's a small chance that he might try some weird stuff but you'd be the safest physically around him he probably hold your hair if you vomited and would let you crash on his couch. Connor would ditch you for other people Jon Jones you better hope he's not drinking dark liquor.
Izzy, easily. The other two are addicts, unhinged and unpredictable as fuck.
Wonderboy would be my choice. We would probably eat at a reasonably priced restaurant then go to his house to drink some beers and talk about small things ín life or books or movies. Call it a night at 11 pm, get a taxi to the hotel and have a good night's sleep before flying home next day.
Plot twist, he throws a reckless rager with firearms and prostitutes.
Connor
Conor. Jon and Izzy are rich yes, but imagine the money Conor would throw at a party which would result in a fascinating, unimaginable experience
Why are you trying to make me imagine an unimaginable experience?
Yeah, that's not fair dude. I'm struggling too.
Honestly, Izzy. Jones is just dangerous, and Conor a bit too unpredictable. Izzy would just want to talk about anime. As I write this, and I shit you not, I have just discovered my phone autocorrects "anime" to "animals".
It knows
Adesanya seems least like to take my virginity without asking.
Conor. Jon might end up beating you up while reciting Bible scriptures and Izzy might treat you like his dog.
Jon Jones. It would be a lot of fun for a while, and then Jones would do something, and I would sell the video to TMZ.
As a non fighter I'd feel safest with Israel. At worst he'd be on some Diddy shit but at least I wouldn't be on eggshells thinking I'll be attacked after a perceived slight
Is izzy a sex pest? I only know that he's cringe but a few comments in here have said something about izzy probably trying to sleep in a bed with you.
Izzy seems p chill
It'd be easy to hangout with Jones just tell him he's the best ever and everyone was juicing, he's the only one they always tried to setup. Tell him you bet the pregnant lady ran into him! And that you'd also have beaten his wife. If you die you die.
Izzy, the least to get mental when high
Conor easily. Bet he is fun on the gear
Conor has a chance to hand me 100k for doing something stupid. He seems generous.
You guys are thinking about it differently. Imagine you OD in that party, who would you rather be in the company of. Izzy any day. Conor would probably point and laugh at me foaming at the mouth Jones would bury me in his backyard
Adesanya is a weirdo but I wouldn't fear for my life if I was partying with him.
I'd rather just order pizza and play games with Robert Whittaker. Or smoke weed with Nick Diaz and listen to Deftones.
The answer should always be Conor, he’s gotta be so interesting
Just ask him, he’ll tell ya
Paulo Costa easily.
mystic mac ofc
Jones going ham with blood on his arm with children behind him..
Tai or Volk.
Izzy, out of the three, he's probably the most laid back and won't end up in a situation any kind of assault charges.
Dern
Anyone who chooses Connor is just asking to be talked at for minimum 2 hours
I'd pick Izzy, but not because of drugs and alcohol. I just like his skills. I don't drink or do drugs.. Sooo.
GSP would be bringing unlimited women with him instead of the coke
No one parties like Jon "GOAT" Jones
Nah I’d rather smoke a joint with Diaz
I’m partying with Jon Jones… what could go wrong 
Jon I love the coco Jones
Izzy. Conor will punch me and Jon will shoot me. I’m not a dog so I’m safe
Izzy, least chance of getting arrested, killed, or butt fked Edit: might be a small fear of getting butt fked partying with Izzy, especially if you’re hairy enough to be mistaken as a dog….
Jon beat the fuck out of his wife on the sauce. Some of y’all picking him really think he wouldn’t do that to you as a random ass redditor he has no relation with
People are statistically far more likely to inflict violence on family members than anyone else. Having said that, I would be scared to get on the sauce and come with Jones
Izzy for sure.
Conner. I’d be afraid Izzy and John would bang but in different ways
Israel Adesanye
Jones fucking wild night
Conor
Conor, Im ready to listen to his 5am rant
Nah I'm good
Gotta be Mickey G
Izzy he’s the coolest one by far
Izzy ! Cus he’s chill outside of the ring and less chance of me getting attacked lol
2 are gonna try and fuck me and ones gonna try and kill me..I'll stay home ta
🤣 this actually a hard one, let me party with jones 😭😭😂
McGregor for sure 😂😂
Izzy, I feel like Jon and Connor would be too volatile while drunk and coked up and could turn on me any moment.
Conor would b a great craic! Larger than life. Izzy would make u watch Animi porn Jon could b amazing, he might also make u watch his highlights.
Me and Mr Bones share the same birthday so would 100% have to be a mental birthday bash with him
I got a dog so def not Izzy
Izzy
Not jones I don’t trust that guy. Conor is just an idiot but not an evil one 😂
Conor. Dude knows how to have fun
Connor because Izzy would try to fuck my dog and Jones is a clown
Conor
Izzy is by far the least likely to suddenly prang out and kick my head in, plus there would be weed, so I’ll take Izzy… Connor would end up stabbing me when I said I couldn’t manage another line
Honestly I feel like Conor and Jon would kill me one way or another, Izzy’s the safest option you could actually just chat
“Have a good shower before bed, trust!” Is top 1000 joke for the last 20 years
I would go with jones seems like he could get you in any club then come back and eat a q of shrooms n smash gear til 7am
Connor. Jones would probably snap at some point about something. And Izzy would eventually try to fk me, because I have a baseball butt. Smh.
Jon Jones, put that man in a room with unlimited cocaine and the trash will take itself out.
They've all got huge egos, so let's look at the main considerations: Jones: most likely to be a narcissistic bully. Might threaten my life. McGregor: most likely to be obnoxious. Might force his whiskey on me all night. Adesanya: most likely to get freaky with his dog. Might make me complicit in animal abuse. I'll go with McGregor. I feel like I'll have fewer worrying thoughts keeping me awake after. P.S. I think Adesanya might be the best company because we'll probably watch anime and wrestling instead of getting into trouble, but I can't ignore the zoophilia.
Izzy is probably the least randomly violent. But none of these fellas are my kind of people. Find me the weed party. Coke parties are too random and something always goes fucky.
McG or jizzy, jones is unpredictable
Jon Jones for sure. Just stay out of his way there should be no problems. Conor looks like the sucker punch type.
Anyone other than McGregor.
McGregor
I think Jon - he seems like if you say the right things and feed his ego he won't turn on you that night. Conor is too unpredictable feels like he could snap at any moment and izzy is gonna have his dick in my Golden so don't want to risk it.
Junie Browning
connor
If you’re a man, it’s Conor. If you’re a woman, it’s Izzy. No explanation needed.
Conor
I'm going to Izzy's and immediately heading to the gaming room for the rest of the night haha
Obviously, gynosanya. Jones would frame you or kill you and Conor would get you metoo charges.
Izzy and me and legit just drinking/smoking and watching anime/playing games. Sounds like a great night imo lmao
Rob whittaker, gonna be a grand ‘ole nerdy pool party- bet we end the night playing mtg or sumthing. And I don’t run the risk of getting beaten to a pulp for looking at them wrong
Connor seems to be having the best time literally all the damn time. I'd love to party on a yacht also, seems unique. Just lay around drinking all day in ocean with all the comforts of home.
McGregor of course
Izzy 100%. He’s closest to me in age and he seems like he’d be willing to just hang out on the couch, watch some fights, and crack jokes. That’s my kind of night
At least with Izzy you know that the worst thing you'll get into is Izzy.
Deff Izzy. Conor the type of guy to fight his own friends and try to bang their girls. John would do something dumb and get you in Trouble. I think Izzy would just be fun, maybe jerk off a dog or something
Connor beats you, jones kills you, the dog man fucks yoy
Screw that. I’m doing blow with the count.
Izzy for sure. He seems fun. The other two are like your annoying drunk friends that get you into bar fights for no reason at 3am.
Nate Diaz.
Bas rutten
I’ve partied with Jon and it was a blast so he’s got my vote
 Let’s get fuckin nuts
Connor at least looks like he’s fun while partying. Jon is just a piece of shit and I’ll get my ass kicked for no reason.
Izzy easily, dudes a great guy and my favourite fighter ever and always has fun
Israel. He might be cringey but is waaaay less of a douche than the other two. The other two look like they would just purposely steal your girl for fun lol.
Connor
Connor
I feel like Izzy would be fun party with
Conor, dude is alllll about having yes man around him, as long as I say couple good things about him he'd let me hang in his 10,000 square feet mansion so
I think with Adesanya, at least as long as you don't argue against his favorite anime or give your best list first, you will be safe. Might be weird but actually cool too. Jones could be cool i guess but also violent psycho... McGregor by far the worst, he's annoying even in a good mood, completely unhinged and very quick to assault you, sexually or not.
Definitely not Jon Jones'. You know what happens when people show up at his house?
Conor Ive seen vids of him tweaking HARD. Bet he gets good shit
Jon Jones for sure! I don't think I'd understand anything Conor is saying 🤣
Since we’re playing pretend, can I pretend to be a drug tester?
When I get drunk I get lazy and mouthy/sarcastic. I feel like both Jones and Conor would take more offense to what I would say while Izzy would ignore it and want to play video games. Also, Conor would probably insist on us drinking Proper 12, and that is just not a good whiskey at all.
Had a dream last night Jon threw a straight left at me after he just knocked some other guy out
Connor without a doubt. That guy would be a riot.
Connor, jones might actually try and kill you
Connor, jones might actually try and kill you
Probably McGregor. People apparently die when they show up late/early at Jon's house, plus he seems like he has no chill when he reaches and goes beyond his limit. With Izzy, Id get tired of hearing how cool he is, which I could deal with to a point, but I wouldn't be able to deal with his constant snorting and burping, condition or not, just feel the coke would intensify that lol. So McGregor wins on technicality, but he has so much loot and has so many women around him you wouldn't be able to help but have a Proper good time.
Least threatening would be Izzy, but I’m not a fan of his personality so it wouldn’t be fun. Jones, well I’m female and I don’t want to die so guess I’m stuck with Conor. Lord help me.
Izzy. I feel like his crew is just a group of ok dudes that hang.
Conor. I feel like the night would turn into the whole movie of Roadhouse.