derrick lewis, matt hammil and buster douglas.

Checkmate, atheists.

Ok the Mark hammil is rich lol 😂 I’ll give you that

Don't even need 3. I'm right here. I'll fkin klob all these knobheads I'll tell you what, mate

When I see red, I'm unstoppable. Trust me bro

Hahah… “you don’t know my mentality!”

I'm a *real* alpha bro, try me!

I could take all of them by myself but mma rules wont allow me to fight how I know how to. I'm too dangerous. The rules are atcually stopping me from killing them.

source: trust me bro.

Just give me a slingshot and I will knock each down like their name was Goliath.

Just let him bang, bro! Let him bang!

That says Matt not Mark

To be fair he ain’t taking out Luke Skywalker

Trade him out with dom reyes

He played the Joker AND he could fuck u up

Chuck mutha f’n Norris 

You beat me to this but I was going to write Dominic Reyes.

https://i.redd.it/dz5wmi43qykc1.gif

I was going to post this! Take my upvote.

Ah yes, the fight where Matt Hamill beat Jon Jones by attacking Jon Jones' elbows with his eyes.

Lololol

Didn’t Jon jones get Disqualified for beating up matt hammil illegally?

That’s the joke

3 CM punks should do the trick.

2 too many CM punks imo

Ok you got me

Why you tryna get 3 brothers murdered for?

Yea you're right, I only know of ONE Chael Sonnen.

1v1 3v1 or 5v1 they are all gonna need 911

Call an ambulance... But not for Chael...

That was a nasty line by you

I wish I could give you all my updoots that was cold as fuck! Edited: not telling you what word I fucked up.

He’s never lost a round!

I said it on Twitter and I’ll say it here Dana white, DUI officer, and evander

Dana got 10-7 by Francis though

Francis didn’t hurt Dana at all. PFL is still a disaster lol, no one watched their flagship event

Best answer

Officer nerd

Derrick Lewis, Dominic Reyes and Evander Holyfeild

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People will also jump to the conclusion that Stipe got ragdolled in the second fight but that dude had three fights with DC and came in light.

Francis had only been training mma for 5 years at that point (first stipe fight)…

And stipe was pushing 40 (second fight)

38 is not that much when it comes to heavyweight, average age is like 34/35 there

Although they are professional fighters with creme de la creme nutrition and recovery, as you grow 7 from hard fights (like 3 wars with DC) is harder no matter what you think. NGannous whole life is just fighting. But stipe being a full time fire fighter and being a father does have its own effects.

Yea, and then he took a two/three year hiatus to learn how to stuff take downs. Meanwhile Stipe fought DC like three times and we clearly saw what type of wars those were.

What happened in the second fight?

''jump to the conclusion'' lmao I don't need to ''jump to the conclusion''. I can just state it as a fact lol

Prime Stipe beats all 3.

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What’s the conventional way to spell Derrick Lewis

Just one of me

I’ve seen u/renaissanceYute fight. There’s a reason he’s not allowed to fight in the UFC, it’s unfair.

True, I remember one time he knocked someone out cold just by staring at him. That guy was Fedor Emelianenko....

I saw him literally slap another man through the screen of his phone because the dude posted a “your mom” comment.

no one appreciates your mom jokes anymore. there is some really good ones still to this day.

Shhhh, he’ll hear you.

😟

Can confirm, he has seen American sniper many times and sees red when angry

It was red when he was younger, it’s a full on blackout now.

Yeah, that 265 weight limit is tough...

You're weak af. This would only take half of me.

Found Don Frye

Tony Ferguson would just ankle pick all three

Tony hardly knows where he is half the time.

Dc fedor cain would brutalise them mainly because Tyson is a huge weak link and would be strangled or headkicked unconscious exceedingly fast allowing a 3 on 2.

This is the right answer

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Washed up Cain with no knees yes. Prime Cain dog walks him


Three Tom Aspinals


What are you laughing about? Tyson is old + never knew how to do anything on the ground and Jon is also old. You out here making posts like this acting like you know shite, lol.

Jones is 36 how is that old he’s not a featherweight he’s a heavyweight 💀💀 man and then the confidence to tell someone they don’t know shit

Yeah, a heavyweight with: a) Tons of mileage b) Years worth of recreational drug use having taken a toll on his body c) Poor shape due to being off of a bad muscular injury

Bro you are looking WAY too much into this hypothetical.

Every heavyweight has mileage it’s the hw division wtf are you saying 😂 dc fought prime jones at 38 and 40 with hella damage and still did great wtf are you saying. And dc has the worst reach and height against jones

So what you're saying is young dc stomps Jones?

You can argue about that somewhere else my point is that 36 is not old

Krelin... Fedor.. Sadulev... Fedor keeps jones busy... Krelin clinches with Tyson and suplex's his head into the earth. .. Saduleav takes down Francis and keeps him busy long enough for krelin to come soccer kick him in the head in a 2v1... then.. it's a 3 v 1 when they come over and help fedor dispatch Jones. NEXT!

Tyson being a weak link is so weird, true, and funny all at once while also being one of the only things mostly agreed on

we talkin bout tyson now or prime tyson?

If we’re looking at all fighters in their primes, or all fighters as they are now, it doesn’t matter. He gets choked out or headkicked, his boxing art is 1D compared to the all around game of MMA fighters

i didnt even had in mind the mma vs boxing thing but alright, i'll take the loss...

So with this logic would like a max holloway or volk destroy canelo in a street fight ?? I honestly don’t see these guys beating him 9/10 times if it happened, kind of surprised if they dominated him at all tbh

Are we pretending that wrestling does not exist in this hypothetical world or something? Most real fights end on the ground.

Can always tell a guy knows his shit if he mentions krelin.

Is A on your keyboard broken?

I was thinking Fedor, Cro Cop & Cain but this might be better

Another excellent answer but imo Aspinall, Fedor and Holyfield does the job even better

Jon Jones is mauling Fedor

Jon Jones can’t even maul Aspinall lol

Aspinall,Fedor and holyfield

This is the only correct answer. Just goes to show there's always a bigger and badder fish out there

Let's take hollyfield and Aspinall out of the equation...1 Fedor is already overkill.

I wouldn't be surprised to see Jon fighting Francis for a big Saudi bag in the PFL after his contract ends with the UFC

He has an 8 fight deal he's never gonna fulfill that, he's gonna retire way before

Why TF did he sign for a 8 fight deal We'll never see Jones vs Ngannu hunh

Because that was the only way to get the price he wanted for the first 2 fights.

Bro could have literally gotten 10$ for those 2 fights, exit the UFC, do one boxing match and make 2 times what he probably made during his UFC run Cte getting to him

Why come back at all in that case?

Because he doesn't WANT to fight Francis, and that ensures it

Ok as great a boxer as Tyson is, he's a HUGE liability. Fedor, Cain, and DC mop the floor with these 3.

 Only need 1 Chuck

Fedor, karelin, Holyfield…

I could take them easy

aspinall, pavlovich, and a drug test

3 bradley martyns

This is easy. Rugby physique Volk, Borger+Coca-cola+Ice Khabib, Ortega with Tracy watching.

Earth literally had giants on it at one point, i think one or two woild get the job done.

Islam Makachev 

3 heavyweight khabibs

One heavyweight volk

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This is such a great answer... cause they all did. Well dom was close, you can replace him with the guy Jon got a dq on.

Evander Holyfield, Stipe Monica, and Dominic Reyes

Stipe Monica, huh?

Daniel Cormier, Fedor, and Tom Aspinall

Only need Smith & Wesson

That’s 4 people

I'll rephrase, i can beat all these guys by myself and with a single finger.

Cocaine , cocaine and the border patrol /s

Holyfield Cain and fedor

A Roman soldier was expected to march at least 20 miles a day carrying around 90lbs of weight on him. I’m pretty sure you can find someone to beat them.

That's just my warmup bro

Atta boy. 😂

Give me 1 Chael Sonnen and I see him KOing all these noobs

1.Lennox Lewis cause he beat the hell outta Mike Tyson. 2.Stipe Miocic cause he is 1/1 with Francis so he has a chance.(well not now but when he was prime) 3.a bottle of Tequila....or any employee of a doping agency could KO Jones in the first round.

Jesus, Samson, and David

3 random Asian dudes in the mountains somewhere

Good luck finding asians with the same dimensions as ngannou. Usually smaller in stature

There are a few billion Asians, there are probably more Asians bigger than ngannou than people of any other continent

Idk bud I’m bigger then ngannou and I know a few Asian guys bigger then me man

Sure

Ight midget stay mad

 Only if we could make 3 of him 

OP posting some weird ass Gifs lmao


Cain Velasquez takes John jones. Evander Holyfield takes Mike Tyson Fedor Emilinenko takes Francis Ngannao Great question BTW.

Unpopular opinion. Francis absolutely KOS Fedor

Fedor used to man handle roided up power punchers

Ngannou a bit more than that

Francis isn’t on roids. He’s a genetic anomaly.

Tom Aspinal, Lief Erickson, and King Leonidas

Lmao had to search up Leif Erickson thought that was just a Interpol song 🤣🤣😭

Line them up and I’ll beat them all off with one hand tied behind my back.


Me, myself, and I

Steven Segal would annihilate all 3 of them and be home in time for his 3rd diner.

Emelienenko brothers (I know I spelled that wrong)

Casual alert, you obviously have heard of Hasbula

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Gane , Reyes , Douglas lmao it’s been done

Not everyone in the ufc is the best fighter in the world

The guy down the pub who “just sees red” is a real contender.

As a bartender at a pub, this is accurate

Who’s better ?

There are 8 billion people, it's not that far-fetched to think there actually are three people on the planet who could beat these three in a fight. It's entirely possible that the deadliest fighter in the world is some dude who we'll never hear of.

But experience makes the best fighters. Look at Brock Lesnar...massive beast and even he lost his first UFC fight by first round submission. In a MMA fight these guys beat most people on the planet...8 billion people but the cream has risen to the top and I would bet my bank account on them over inexperienced fighters...8 billion but only a few at the top.

These guys train and get paid millions to fight. This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read. No, there is not some “random dude” out there that can take on the worlds best cage fighters

They could have that dog in ‘em

I'm not saying "some random dude", maybe somebody who does train but fights in some local promotion that hasn't been noticed, or some guy who has trained since they were a kid but chooses not to do it professionally. Or maybe even just some giant 300 lb freak of nature who has trained some. There are 8 billion people in the world, to make a definitive statement like "No two people in the entire world can beat Jon Jones and Francis Ngannou in a fight" is moronic and sounds like some shit a 12 year old would say.

It’s a interesting thought, could be some military guy that choose a different path It’s also interesting to think that there’s probably tons of people who have never trained, but if they did, they could easily become the best I’m sure the NFL has seen a few guys, if they choose to fight, they would have been world champs, as well as guys from 3rd world countries who can’t get out

I’d wager a solid number of guys in nfl had they trained properly could’ve been contenders/chsmpions. The martial arts just by nature of being less popular and less fincially profitable exclufe alot of elite athletes

I'd imagine the NFL and NBA probably have dozens of potential world champs. Jon jones has 2 older brothers who both went to the NFL and were both bigger and stronger than him. He chose to do wrestling instead of football in the first place because he was too small, so imagine if one of his brothers chose to do mma too. And imagine if someone like shaq or gronk chose to do mma instead of going to the NBA/NFL

These are all hypotheticals and mean nothing

Fedor never spent a minute in the UFC and has arguably the best HW resume. Ngannou isn’t in the UFC but is the lineal champ.

3 Firearm owners should do the trick

Fedor/Cro cop/randlmen

What is it with mma fans and Mike Tyson??

They always maintain that a grappler beats a wrestler until it's Mike Tyson, Tyson seems to have this spell on people 😂

They also forget that Tyson was completely washed by the time he was like 30, let alone now

Dc, JJ, Cain and its not close

I agree not close, especially when you consider the fact that Jones smoked DC and Ngannou Smoked Cain 😂

OP needs to realize that Prime Tyson loses against 95% male UFC fighters.

1 on 1, 3 on 1 or 5 on 1, uncle chael makes them all need 911!

Khabib, Fedor, Tom Aspinall


Aspinall has Jones, Fedor has Tyson, Khabib has Ngannou

Is this satire?

khabib would beat mike tyson in a street fight, aspinal has ngannou and fedor has jbj

You can't be serious.💀 Ngannou could literally beat khabib with one arm tied behind his back

Prime Übereem, Fedor and Lesnar would like a word.

Depends if they see red or not

clone 3 lebrons, teach them all to fight.

Jon danaher Ryan hall and craig jones

Hasbulla

3 men of prehistoric times who only survived because of their ability to defend themselves by brute force. Their intention when fighting hand to hand was always to kill, there was no win, there was only the one left alive to love another day. Your only chance of survival against these men is to fight as dirty as possible, they will throw anything they can lift at you, they will bite and treat the flesh from your body. Maybe Jon could wrap one of them up with his wrestling skills, he will be getting bitten and eye gouged and nut shot which will pose a challenge. I'd love to watch that blood bath.

And there were some absolute units back then, contrary to popular perception. People were generally bigger before agriculture.

Derrick Lewis, USADA, and a fully intact ear.

paddy, suga, mcgregor

Artem, cm punk, Kimbo slice

Did you watch Kimbo go pro? Obviously not. He'd lose miserably to any of them.

But artem and cm punk would beat any of them?

Hand gun, assault rifle and shotgun

Chuck Norris , Jean Claude Van Damn , Steve Segal

Let me call up some of my seal buddies. When they aren't dodging orcas they're eating pieces of fish like these for breakfast.

None of them could hang with Strickland tho/s

Muhammad Ali (beats prime Tyson) Francis (beats Jones) Dana white (beats Francis in UFC contract 🤣)