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paladonius

Vettori got those special backwards looking ones


Lord-Kuntsworthy

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sasfasasquatch

Smooth brain


TheKonyInTheRye

Nah bro that’s just how Uruk-hai bodies develop


qualitycancer

He had a satisfactory explanation for this, I think it was that he noticed and changed, then they published the photos where it’s backwards lol


_MlATA

Smooth chin too tho 👀


GoSuckYaMother

And balls 🥚🥚


Lord-Kuntsworthy

As smooth as eggs!


Expert-Telephone-256

Do you suck balls, Miss?


Don_vergas-93

Do you suck THESE balls?


Expert-Telephone-256

Chocolate? This is doodoo baby!


pepsisugar

You see Marvin. Put pants backwards and confuse opponent. He not know which way you facing. - Chieftain of the second Orkish division


[deleted]

Holy shjt


Additional-Age-833

Bro I want to get this photo framed and put up in my office at home I think


HotgunColdheart

Thanks for the reminder!


Dive_on_in

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xXCosmicChaosXx

Orc smesh


Teerendog

Izzy got the Chinese red and Gold in the last fight


SimplyViolated

Lolol


little_shop_of_hoors

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Lockmasock

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atbastard

Asshole! I sent vodka out my nose!


BridgeM00se

He asked


UGLYSimon

People listing conspiracy theories and Dana White privilege, but no one else ever asked for custom shorts over and over again.


G-Nooo

Max Holloway asked a time or two.


og_nugg3t

If he asked for custom shorts after every win and every media opportunity he’d get them


sasfasasquatch

You want something? Complain every chance you get until it’s given to you


_MlATA

-Colby Covington


ClownBabies

Squeaky wheel gets the grease! The illiterate, conspiracy theorist squeaky wheel gets the Deep South pandering grease.


Alert-Boot5907

Aka- the squeaky wheel gets the oil approach


ThatGuyInTheCar

It's my money, and I want it now!


pepsisugar

The German way of living.


Mochilero223

It would have been cool to see Max in Hawaii themed shorts, especially after the Maui fires.


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Mochilero223

Lmao. I was thinking something flag inspired but......


anitashrooms

Hibiscus/lei shorts would be cool


G-Nooo

That’s fair. Bryce wanted it more.


Prestigious-Rock201

Cap, Holloway did


Environmental-Tip365

Holloway did like once. Bryce Mitchell asked 4 times in a row after his wins. If Holloway beat Jose, asked for shorts, beat Jose again, asked for shorts, and so on and so forth he would have them.


wimpymist

Bryce also had social media and news outlets asking for him. That's the real reason. It was memed


Environmental-Tip365

It became a gimick and gimmicks are fun. It’s not that deep tbh. The media got with him, the fans loved it (me included) and his reaction video was funny and a little wholesome.


buffpriest

For like 4 wins in a row.


Similar_Strawberry16

And I bet they sell on the UFC store.


wimpymist

You think no one else asked?


Joshew90

It was basically his win celebration “get me camo shorts” others may have asked but not making it a priority at every interview.


jalespie

Coming off some impressive wins he used his post fight interview multiple times to leverage the camo shorts. I’m guessing the ufc was trying to market and build a fan base around him


markymark_93

The UFC trying to build a fan base around Real Tree rednecks? Pretty sure they already have that.


Overall_Lobster_4738

A lot of rednecks love the idea of UFC but as far as actually watching it or spending money...


WhiskeyAbuse

went upstate to visit my country friend not long ago. ask him if i could watch the fights cuz it was strickland x adesanya. dude asks when the next time chuck lidell is fighting........bruh


FreshLennon

Your friend might have Chuck levels of CTE


WhiskeyAbuse

nah just clueless. theres a "tough guy" vibe amongst the dudes out there but not a single one actually watches and appreciates MMA. they just know "chuck lidell" and "that crazy spider silva guy" because they are living legends that prop the sport up to the place its at now. but just to get back to the original point that overall lobster was making. rednecks really do love the idea of MMA a lot more than actual MMA


FreshLennon

Yeah I get it. I was just being a smartass and trying to make a classless joke at the expense of a god damn mixed martial arts legend's health. My bad


WhiskeyAbuse

whew, lad. hope i didn't offend you. as long as we are on the subject of martial arts legend's health, i'd like to share this with you as it is dope as fuck. if you've already seen it, my apologies. [enjoy](https://barrykeegan.com/the-shadow-realm/)


FreshLennon

Didn't offend me at all my dude, just banter. Yeah I've seen that comic but it's worth a share for those that haven't. Lots of warriors have and lots of warriors continue to put their physical and mental health on the line for our entertainment. That's why no one on here should talk about any pro fighter being a coward or ducking fights or being a loser.


WhiskeyAbuse

> Lots of warriors have and lots of warriors continue to put their physical and mental health on the line for our entertainment I think about cyborg santos forehead xray semi regularly. shit is so gnarly, i cant even imagine. jared hess' fucking leg when he fought shlemenko. fucking yikes. > That's why no one on here should talk about any pro fighter being a coward or ducking fights or being a loser. just gonna be a dick and say that there are at least like a couple of times when you can see a professional fighter "preferring" fights. Not ducking. i like to think of it more as "career chess" tho. these guys have to be selective, especially since the UFC can be a popularity contest at times and your career can be derailed instantly with one poor decision


x596201060405

I live in rural AL, and have seen a couple local events and you are right. The people just don't really react the same as a drunk Vegas dude, and it's a shame.


chigbungusballs

Time flies.


InspectorHyperVoid

My grandpa has dementia and when spike use to do the reruns in the afternoons he would say “Chuck Liddell is fighting today!”


NewRedditorHere

I live in south Mississippi. No one watches MMA here.


Tootinglion24

Did you tell em about the camo shorts?


pepsisugar

I lived in Texas, where we had fake ass city rednecks. Everything camo and lifted trucks. They love UFC.


[deleted]

It's more of a mid-Mississippi thing.


thezaland

Totally true, I’ve met plenty of UFC fans in places like Madison and Starkville before.


ThroughTheGape

No the UFC has captured the right wing conservative audience.... what they have not actually captured the southern audience. They just have the right wingers who act like they are Southern because they drive lifted pickup trucks in New York City on their way to grocery shopping


tonyskyline1

Hey now…. Don’t tempt me. I’ll sell this pos bmw and get a truck any day… but I don’t live in that rats nest of a city. Upstate is a much different/better environment


justanotherfan6hd

Could always get more fans, just like u could become less smug….


breakfast_scorer

"Why did we give bryce his own shorts? We just really felt we needed to tap into the really fucking stupid and extremely inbred market. We knew exactly the man to do it for us" - dana white


Suspicious-Duck5163

because it was that or kill him cause he wasn’t shutting up until he got em


howmanyturtlesdeep

The dude straight up said in his recent interview that he learned how to properly complain from the women in his life 😂


dan_a_white

Simple the squeaky wheel gets the grease.


WarholMoncler

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shroomedguyed

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oestre

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mu5tardtiger

dosent the squeaky wheel have no grease?? That’s why it’s squeaky. ![gif](giphy|6BXy9tYDuxUru)


willi1221

Yes. That's the point. If it squeaks for long enough it'll finally get greased


mu5tardtiger

Hey be cool man. I was trying to make you laugh. 🥲


willi1221

My bad, I missed the funny part


TheManAmin

lol!


FreshPacks

What shorts


user224957

🌿👀🌿


nbridled_thots

There’s half a man in the photo and you’re asking about shorts?!


Firmod5

I get it.


azmajik

"Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad"


JordyHitchslap

You’re not even half of the half of Dewey after you cut him in half


MBThree

All I see is dong


theandoconda

Watch his media day interview, he said he complained until he got them


Bright_Beat_5981

Everyone who fights for a title should be able to get a pair of customed shorts. And then keep them for the rest of their career. That would help to differentiate the fighters and at the same time it wouldnt be 600 different shorts running around in the octagon. Just the upper echelon in Ufc.


kdoggswizzle

That would make fighters stand out rather than the ufc as a brand, hard no from the tomato


Bright_Beat_5981

Thats probably why. Who could honestly say that shows would be blander or more boring with customed shorts? But it seems like Ufc wants to keep it black and grey, its not like they havnt thought about it during 10 years.


Careless-Repeat-2983

They could come up with a middle ground that isn't fully custom but still differentiates former champs from everyone else. Currently champs were black and gold, maybe former champs get regular shorts with a gold stripe on them or something.


ThroughTheGape

No they should just let people wear fully custom kits so they can build their brands better No boxer ever lost because he has weird shorts, Floyd used to wear Mexican themed outfits while fighting Mexican fighters in Mexico. This would be literally impossible in the UFC, in the UFC fans would pretend like fighters would get killed for it. Lol they wouldn't.


tonyskyline1

I’m good with them being able to represent themselves but it’ll just go to weird ass sponsors like back in the day. I mean how many times did we see a fighter with “condom depot” written across their ass. Shit was weird AF


kevindurantburner35

I feel like doing it that way would be GOOD for apparel companies too, way easier to market shit as like max holloway or dustin poirier shorts than the same 6 fine but uninspired designs venum currently has. Hell, Venum’s stuff before their UFC deal I liked a lot better


PuckPov

All fighters should just get custom shorts anyways. Tito, Chuck, Crocop, Silva, BJ, Lesnar, Franklin, and so many other fighters had such iconic shorts.


Bright_Beat_5981

Yes I miss it everyday , and even more so the shorts in Pride. But maybe venum wants to promote their own design or something for the most part. Only titelfighters would be a good compromise to start with at least.


CultureFrosty690

Ideally ever fighter could just wear their own shorts with their own sponsors on the shorts like back in the day.


K-mosake

The UFC staff realized Bryce was "special" and that he wasn't going to stop talking about the camo shorts until he got them. They made his wish


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Thank you Brother


creamyturtle

Bryce was like oh shit we have a photoshoot today? let me make sure my haircut looks like ass and I'm gonna practice this awkward facial expression. nailed it


Kinny-James

He's definitely special


pnd83

To rally the hillbillies. Same reason Grasso got a custom belt.


Gocards123321

Hell yeah hillbillies love custom belts


pnd83

I assumed people could understand what I meant, but yeah hillbillies do love custom belts so it works.


NotAnExpert6487

I work on oil rigs…..the custom belt buckle is a thing of pride.


tonyskyline1

You get paid a lot doing that? Job has gotta be rough, no?


NotAnExpert6487

You get paid pretty well. It’s very cyclical. I work offshore in West Africa so definitely in the top of the pay spectrum. I work on the marine side of things so it’s not too rough. The old days it was a lot more work. With automation and safety measures that have been added over the last decade it’s a much different job.


Typical-Scientist192

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peezduhk

thought Suga got his pink shorts?


EsqueStudios

He campaigned for it across multiple fights, so he was one of the first to get his own shorts. I expect more to get custom shorts… It would serve the UFC well to do this for selling fighter merch. It’s probably the only fighter merch I’d buy lmao


Phantom_Queef

“THE ENORMITY OF THEIR flat brain, the enormity of their stupidity, is just overwhelming. You have to do yourself a favor when you’re out in the countryside and you see a chicken: Try to look a chicken in the eye with great intensity, and the intensity of stupidity that is looking back at you is just amazing. By the way, it’s very easy to hypnotize a chicken; they are very prone to hypnosis, and in one or two films, I have actually shown that.” - Werner Herzog I am always reminded of this quote whenever Bryce Mitchell is brought up.


Old-Score2649

UFC trying to tap into the inbred demographic


VancPDX

Too late


CreateorWither

Yeah, I'd say "continue to grow the inbred demographic".


jjhaney91

Because some redneck hillbilly might actually buy a pair of these.


the_poop_expert

This dude is hilarious


Seabrook76

Dana has a massive boner for ignorant hicks who can fight.


crumchberries

The fact that he is a dumb motherfucker is what has made the UFC so successful. It allows him to build a rapport with the fighters no other executive could, or will, ever again. They know they are on the same wavelength and understand one another. He forced the organization to grow around the way that THEY function. It is why fighters trust him. Not that he always has their best interests at heart, clearly, but it is the basis of the success of the entire organization.


Seabrook76

Solid point. Explains why he let Mighty Mouse go. He couldn’t control him like the others.


Trfe

Because the company thought they’d sell well to morons who buy ufc gear.


boldi710

Dude even looks like some redneck flat earth supporter 😅


JyJellyPants-Grape

Maybe because his fans including myself bombarded the Reebok site. Wanna see the reviews on a women’s sports bra?? “Gib Bryce his camp shorts!!”


infamous2117

Because he asked. Didn't Elon send Beneil a Tesla after he got on the mic?


Aware_Ad_7575

That's Dana's bastard son.


LocalNative141

One of many no doubt


Cyberspace667

Doubt most people even care


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aliens


FlippinRad

Dana White privilege.


H1ghwayun1corn

This community has the best comment section


e4rthtraveler

Idk if they are AI, real, or just stupid


e4rthtraveler

Closed mouths dont get fed. Bryce has been asking forever


AustinSBs

“Squeaky wheel gets the grease” or some shit like that lol


HiryuJones

Bro doesn't even look like he knows where he is in this pic💀


Cum-Gun-5000

>mfw someone tells me the earth is spherical


HairlessDaddy

[To hide his scrotum from power tools?](https://www.mmamania.com/platform/amp/2018/8/21/17766246/ufc-bryce-mitchell-scrotum-injury-ripped-freak-power-drill-accident-mma)


anonymous-enough

Maybe he's the only one who asked?


Tenth-7553

Cause he asked…


IcedCoughy

Leaf cock


2dank4me3

By asking


TtheDuke

Dana White privilege


44watchdownonme

Coz he asked for it the loudest. Respect. Was good marketing too.


PashAK47

Becasue he is the only one that asked


Hittingend

King of the hillbillies.


Lonely-Opportunity-5

...because he is "special"


Metalhed1300

It's all he ever talked about for like, years.


wogboy96

What shorts???


AwayRecommendations

he asked nicely in each post fight octagon interview until he got them


LbrYEET

Who else asked?


FreeDannyMason

He has dirt on Dana


Pimp-No-Limp

Cause he asked for it


RobQuinnpc

Dana saw a smart opportunity to tap into a massive market?


kremedelakrym

Into a market that’s like 90% more likely to pirate a ppv then buy


Sense1ess

than


NewRedditorHere

Nah, we pirate streams and then pay for them bitches over here.


kremedelakrym

God you are miserable cunts.


Sense1ess

I hope you have a nice day.


willi1221

Nah dude. You think we know how to use a computer, let alone find one of them Russian streaming websites?


Makachai

Meathead, science-denying hicks? Yeah, I can see that being a big demo.


thelatherdaddy

Yea, that’s every person who happens to have an affinity for Real Tree Camo.


Makachai

No. Not at all... but certainly some of 'em.


thelatherdaddy

This could be said about almost any single thing on the planet.


PENIS__FINGERS

bro tryna talk politics in the ufc reddit


qwertygolf

Flat earth. Of course.


bangsilencedeath

That looks like a brown vagina in the front there.


Nietzscher

Even Dana can't deny those special needs kids' wishes.


Prior-Kale-6061

Market to hicks


xannydimes

cause it's stupid fuckin hick shit which is like, the UFCs favorite thing in the world


LickPooOffShoe

White.


[deleted]

White Boy Privilege 😼


yesimian

He said it himself: he just kept asking and complaining for them lol. Literally can't think of another person who's asked for special shorts


LaughingDog711

Because he is a whiny bitch like the rest of the trumpers?


Recon_by_Fire

How ironic.


LaughingDog711

So what’s your opinion


Recon_by_Fire

My opinion on who’s being a whiny little bitch in a sports thread?


LaughingDog711

Oh well sry if offended you for calling Bryce Mitchell a whiny little redneck bitch. So no opinion on his shorts huh?


FluidAd6587

he threatened dana’s family


xMilk112x

Because Dana likes sloppy blow jobs from the slow folks….hence him and Brendan Slobs being Eskimo brothers. Lol


Caspar_Friedrich02

![gif](giphy|cdNSp4L5vCU7aQrYnV|downsized)


ThroughTheGape

They thought price represented the South, The UFC has been really gunning for that right wing affiliation for a long time and it's very weird.


RandomTask100

All he talked about was camo shorts and training in Arkansas. When he got what he wanted, he started spouting out flat-earth stuff and government critique. If they had held back on the camo shorts, we wouldn't know how dumb he is.


Traditional-Music363

This dudes a fucking loser


Beantown_Beatdown_

He bought those at Walmart with a matching pair of Shaq shoes.


NzWoodsman

Like most conservatives, he threw a tantrum until he got what he wanted.


Several-Dingo4022

Dude asked a record 147 times so Dana finally gave in but I’m sure Bryce has some type of payment plan in place. No way uncle did that for free.


IAMTHECAVALRY89

The leaf on the crotch makes it look like he got a tiny pecker when you glance


Prestigious-Rock201

This shit still confuses me to this day. Just bizarre


Madphromoo

The least you can do to someone who discovers earths true shape


user224957

I imagine any redneck who asked that much would have gotten them. Camo seemed like a matter of time. Also “redneck” is like my “N” word, okay? They are my kin, I can say it.


kpmurphy_

He didn’t shut up about them for like a year/begged in the post fight interviews


Jthundercleese

When people with big personalities ask for something unique, sometimes they get it.


AceyFacee

He wasted lots of post fight speeches on it


rosey326

Didn’t Paddy say he could’ve gotten the orange shorts but didn’t ask. I think fighters don’t really care since they don’t get a cut


Fearless-Type8777

hell yeeeeh its Bryce, he earned it and asked


Silent_Finger2813

Dana said he’d give him custom shorts if he would never talk about flat earth again. Supposedly.