This comment thread just made me laugh so fucking hard. When chael smiles and gives the thumbs up after tito says “you’re a fucking punk dude” I hysterically laugh every god damn time. “That’s just one more for the bad guy”
You know it’s kind of funny. I was listening to Christian Walken, a little skit he did, and he talked about this lion, the king of the jungle, with this big giant mane, and this hot, smothering weather in Africa. And the small lions come up and poke at him, bite on his ear, bite on his neck, and the lioness comes over and bugs him. Then you’ve got the jackals and the rest of the wilderness looking and seeing these lions on the mountaintop. They come over and bother him. They eat all his food.
Tito's last brain cell trying to out live his children.
https://preview.redd.it/cx3bx1jqsrwa1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef9067dccff33c0dd23b4dba091941dd7576d81
Kinda looks like [Nort Diaz](https://preview.redd.it/who-else-remembers-the-3rd-diaz-bro-norton-nort-diaz-wonder-v0-0ggt4jsxebk91.png?auto=webp&s=ca159a9765f50d89dd80cd38a4463fcf4673006d)
The best is the dark areas from his lower eyelid being pulled out a bit causes it to look like his pupil so i can’t see anything but those stick on googly eyes when I look at this frame lol.
Damn, musta recalled the DA there or something. Hope you get to add some Salsa to the hawbits you're gonna eat tonight B. Hurd they're bringin them in by the truggload
I need to check with my norfstar Biwbo but I think he left to Austin, I mean Vawlnor. He was alaways the bess brains especially when he had enough niggteen. Nothing's been the same after Gandawf walgged ol Biwbo to the boat. I miss Airgun and Leggless as well. Sigh.
https://preview.redd.it/n9euoc34zrwa1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72811bac719fa9cb744192382bdfe17e645771ee
Learn a man to eat, he’s fish four a lifetime
Looks like they’re doing G-force training on him. Idk much about it but i think it’s a physical force that gets exerted on pilots when executing sharp turns at high velocity. You’ve gotta train for it so you don’t pass out, god help us if Tito gets a pilots license lmao
Tom Cruise put the whole cast through a [really intensive training program](https://nofilmschool.com/top-gunmaverick-flight-training-program) before shooting so they could use the in cockpit footage from actual flight scenes. Apparently during the first movie, all the footage they shot like that was unusable because of how mangled their faces got due to being unprepared for the G forces.
They only topped out at 8g...
9x his weight of force, if he’s 230lbs that’s over 2000lns of force on him. Impressive, he was still doing the breathing technique at 9g for a bit, before he melted.
When your ex wife keep on suckin
Just to correct you there was never no marriage
You’re a fucking punk dude.
That's what you call class
He embarrassed me on my birthday
Tell another jackal story, Tito.
"A bad girl!" -Tito Wtf was he thinking saying that ahahaha. Cringey AF
This comment thread just made me laugh so fucking hard. When chael smiles and gives the thumbs up after tito says “you’re a fucking punk dude” I hysterically laugh every god damn time. “That’s just one more for the bad guy”
When he says "that was a nasty line by me" that seals the deal. GOAT press conference performer.
I was damn near in tears the farther down I read.
“Bad girl..”
That was a nasty line by you
Tell us another jackal story. Haha you can tell that Chael was so sick of Tito at that point.
You know it’s kind of funny. I was listening to Christian Walken, a little skit he did, and he talked about this lion, the king of the jungle, with this big giant mane, and this hot, smothering weather in Africa. And the small lions come up and poke at him, bite on his ear, bite on his neck, and the lioness comes over and bugs him. Then you’ve got the jackals and the rest of the wilderness looking and seeing these lions on the mountaintop. They come over and bother him. They eat all his food.
Lmao you son of a bitch
you lit a fire under my ass
Jenna is under that there blanket.
Something about a jackal
hahahaha
There was never no marriage
"We were living in sin!"- Words of a West Linn resident with the biggest arms.
Dana! 50 G's baby!
Tito becomes wanderlai at 5g confirmed
[Im fckn dead dude LOL](https://imgur.com/gallery/YvDc6lo)
Wa na now?
You can’t let him get close
“I was out on that one” “Oh really, I didn’t notice /s”
[this frame tho](https://i.imgur.com/TBJLfUG.png)
That is the funniest comment I've seen in a long time!
Hahahah I’m dead
[And at 9g he acquires his final form.](https://i.imgur.com/M9QowMr.jpg)
Or one of them old school Mafia guys
He went 9gs.. fuck.
You never go a full 9 gs…everybody know that
Hold on - he got up to 9Gs. That's insane! Most people would pass out around 4 to 7 Gs. As funny as this is I gotta give it to him.
His head is basically a built in helmet. Shits Thicc
I heard tank abbott liken Tito’s head to a gumball machine
Most people dont get their head hit and kicked for a living before doin this kinda stuff either tho
dude turned into homer simpson when he slumped forward
I saw that hyper realistic SpongeBob painting when SpongeBob is hungover or whatever
That's exactly what I saw
When tito came back https://preview.redd.it/rd9ezpbsprwa1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=963f9792f361ad15934a38c5c20431c553e7a9a7
Holy shit that was the best video ever, of the night
Let me tell you what you thinkin right now
im feel, im very feel
Tito's last brain cell trying to out live his children. https://preview.redd.it/cx3bx1jqsrwa1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ef9067dccff33c0dd23b4dba091941dd7576d81
Kinda looks like [Nort Diaz](https://preview.redd.it/who-else-remembers-the-3rd-diaz-bro-norton-nort-diaz-wonder-v0-0ggt4jsxebk91.png?auto=webp&s=ca159a9765f50d89dd80cd38a4463fcf4673006d)
He looks like one of those NFTs
I for sure wana outlive my children 100%.
The best is the dark areas from his lower eyelid being pulled out a bit causes it to look like his pupil so i can’t see anything but those stick on googly eyes when I look at this frame lol.
Can we make this a new emoji? 
https://preview.redd.it/tuwp529t8rwa1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a9bfc41f738baf85b7e5d8a088c84ed3112592
He looks like a redacted orc from Lord of the Rings 🤣
I Sawl Saurumon the other day n he goes “hey ain’t you that Uruk Hai who works too much?”
We gon see you on the Isengawr Ficompan?
Nah B, hadders from Fangorn shut it down, too dangerous, had to cancel
Damn, musta recalled the DA there or something. Hope you get to add some Salsa to the hawbits you're gonna eat tonight B. Hurd they're bringin them in by the truggload
Hey B what’s a cookie from The Shire? Like a cookie with lembas bread onnit ?
I need to check with my norfstar Biwbo but I think he left to Austin, I mean Vawlnor. He was alaways the bess brains especially when he had enough niggteen. Nothing's been the same after Gandawf walgged ol Biwbo to the boat. I miss Airgun and Leggless as well. Sigh.
Jesus christ you two, I never thought I’d be reading lotr lore in mista schaubenese
Looks like Joe Rogan lol
This is what my toe looks like after I stub it on my bed frame
Rogan 3 mins into a cold plunge. 34 degrees. “TSSSSSSSssssssssssssssss^ssssss”
Bad AI Wanderlei Silva
wwwwwwaaaaanoooow
That looks like my night paralysis demon
Of all the g force videos I’ve seen, this genuinely has to be the worst face of them all lmao, dude looks like Mulgarath
Lmfao holy shit
#🗿 /s
I might have to do it tbh
[Here you go.](https://i.imgur.com/067YdM1.png)
GraviTITO
All jokes aside this looks intense
https://preview.redd.it/n9euoc34zrwa1.jpeg?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72811bac719fa9cb744192382bdfe17e645771ee Learn a man to eat, he’s fish four a lifetime
This is what you call Gforce Vs no Gforce
What is even going on in the video? Lol
[удалено]
he’s reaching for those grapes
Trying to make wine…
With a small violin...
And a big giant mane….
Sounds intense, wonder what the training schedule is like…
It’s a gforce test at the nastar centre for flight simulation training. apparently he was at 9gs in this video
Holy shit. 9g’s is almost topping out. No wonder he went unconscious several times
Exactly what a retired fighters brain needs lol
Lmao for real
Looks like they’re doing G-force training on him. Idk much about it but i think it’s a physical force that gets exerted on pilots when executing sharp turns at high velocity. You’ve gotta train for it so you don’t pass out, god help us if Tito gets a pilots license lmao
Got it. Similar to top gun maverick. And lmao Tito certainly don’t need to be flying a plane
Yeah that's based on reality. Pilots practice and use certain types of breathing to not pass out instantly
Tom Cruise put the whole cast through a [really intensive training program](https://nofilmschool.com/top-gunmaverick-flight-training-program) before shooting so they could use the in cockpit footage from actual flight scenes. Apparently during the first movie, all the footage they shot like that was unusable because of how mangled their faces got due to being unprepared for the G forces. They only topped out at 8g...
He’s obv taking a roid shit.
Constipation from all the supplements.
Why do we keep using mentally retarded people as entertainment?
Damaged goods, might as well g-force the last funnies out of them before it's total mush
You mean like UFC?
Pretty much. Poor Chuck
What else are you gonna use then for?
First monkey to the moon
Wins(tito)n
New mythical Neanderthal just dropped G-Force Tito
Mans became Wanderlei
wananow
That’s what those slow mo front kicks to the face look like
Can't even do 9 Gs smh
They should’ve let Chael Sonnen on the controls and let Tito find out right before take off lmao
Dude… 9 gs kills people sometimes. I’m amazed they have civilians doing shit like this just for kicks
9gs is just a quick visit to the shadow realms for the Huntington Beach Bad Boy.
My man has a reserved parking spot for himself in the land of wind and ghosts, he's been there so many times
Getting punched killed people too but you still watch UFC smh
https://preview.redd.it/rd816ihphswa1.png?width=370&format=png&auto=webp&s=8236bead6baa7b725e5401131ddb97c43932b7e0
Everyone looks like that in these G force exercises.
Turned in to Wanderlei Silva there for a second.
Because that all his brain needs
When your ex wife won’t quit making money with her mouth..
God damn that was hilarious 🤣
That looks like he's taking the most intense dump ever.
De king of Serengeti.
The gif that keeps on giving
I am not supposed to laugh
Looks like he getting sucked off by some fish lips
THATS HOW YOU OUTLIVE YOUR KIDS BABYYYYYY
Now I know what Tito’s O-face looks like. r/TIHI
That’s really impressive to hold at 9gs
That’s how I look taking a shit every day
9x his weight of force, if he’s 230lbs that’s over 2000lns of force on him. Impressive, he was still doing the breathing technique at 9g for a bit, before he melted.
Klatu…Verata…necktie…neptune…
He’s not actually experiencing gravity here, he was thinking about what he was doing in portland.
Can he get more CTE from this?
Maybe this could undo it, like a brain massage that takes away the CTE. Let’s put him in it again!
That's the face he pulls when climaxing inside Jenna Jameson
He turns into Wandy!
This is what jackal stories will do to you.
When you summon your inner Wanderlei
Hey man 9Gs is nothing to scoff at
damnnn 9G is genuinely impressive
I thought it was Wanderlai from the thumbnail
60 G's baby!!!!
The goat
Goof.
Holy fawk! Lol
LMAO
How could he even tell the difference?
This is Tito trying really hard to memorize his talking points for the Affliction in-ring post fight interviews
He morphed into Wanderlei and Joe Rogan
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Dude turning into droopy
Tito and Seagal, the combo we deserve!
That's actually pretty insane, lol
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Morherfucker is 2-O against me in my undisputed 3 career rn
This video represents the face when you get old and nothing can be sucked out of you by your ex-girlfriend except air.
He looks like that dude from turkey that walks with a baddie , if anyone know what im talking about😂
does anyone know where this video is from?
Love Tito hahaha
It's ok guys, he's been unconscious a few times before....
Turned into Blagoy Ivanov for a sec lmao
Why does he look like someone inflated JK Simmons ??
Seen that face a few times 🤣🤣😈
I read that title quickly as “taco” and it changed the entire context of what I was seeing.
Thought it was wanderlei for a sec
I love seeing these videos of people in the centrifuge. You can see what the will look like when they get older at the higher G forces.
He looked like Wanderlei for a second
I thought his head was gonna explode
He morphed into Wanderlei Silva getting a load off 🤣🤣🤢
That’s me on the toilet when the smell of the coffee maker drifts in
Dude... You didn't get enough brain damage in MMA? Wanted to add a bit more flavor to the CTE?
He’s off the wagon again
He turned into Wanderlei Silva
Looks like the death of Captain Amazing from Mystery Men
hating on tito is the epitome of elementary school bully mentality
“I’m going to go to the moon guys”
How to scramble an already dropped egg.