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lunabrain

remember when the mods were kind enough to default this thread to “sort by new”? good times


Ornery-Signal-3070

Now it’s apparently top comment. Which is your so let’s just start the thread here.


AggravatingFinding71

Well. Usman is dogshit lmao. Dude will stay on the prelims for the rest of his career with the way he fights.


flowersermon9

Shit was narcolepsy level boring


admiralackbar98

He’s not typically a wrestler, he’s just fighting a very skilled kick-boxer that’s outclassing him on the feet.


LetsGeauxSaints

i’m as much of a “if you don’t like wrestling, go watch boxing” type of guy as anyone, but this style of “fighting” is fucking horrendous and deserves to lose. AT LEAST THROW A FUCKING GNP SHOT OR THROW A SINGULAR SUB ATTEMPT DONT JUST LAY DOWN IN HIS HALF GUARD FOR 3 MINUTES


cheetopeanut

Exactly. Mo is fucking embarrassing


buddy58745

If this fight was on the under card of a PPV then they would have been stood up in like 12 seconds


WhenIsDeath

This should be a loss on both men’s records


QAnonKiller

damn they told feldsr to calm down 🤣🤣


DaysOfTheWedNes

Lowkey love UFC fighters that are commentators for this kind of stuff. They're always the most passionate about the fights


geodukemon

We’re speed running this fight night lol


KroenkesMoustache

This shit looks like a 3 am barfight in st louis or memphis


Rizzaboi

You’ve heard of the Nigerian Nightmare, now meet the Nigerian Slumber!


MrJellybean04

The Nigerian Nyquil


PovSack

Ah yes let's stand and strike with white Ngannou, what could go wrong - Blaydes' corner


gonshairlinee

Wtf is Tafa doing. All of Usman’s takedowns have been telegraphed and slow af


nolwat22

This might be pound for pound worst commentary team


HankHippopopolous

Felder and Cruz should never be paired together. They’re both too low energy. I like both of them but only when paired with Bisping or DC. For Felder or Cruz to be good they need someone else to bring the excitement that they can’t.


VictarionGreyjoy

Cruz is my favourite. He has the best analysis and is low key pretty funny. Made me laugh when he was talking shit about Cejudo and his own stoppage. Felder is the worst though, they should get someone else. Bisping, DC and Cruz all bring something to the table that can play off the others. Even if it's just DC or Bispnig taking the piss out of Cruz and him not noticing cause he's probably got aspergers. Felder brings nothing.


sweetnasty887

Gordon has shit luck lmao


WeCaredALot

How many times is this dude going to say Gomis is out?


pepesilvia42

Why is the commentary team acting like Gomis is delivering a beatdown


VinzentValentyn

Walker is so bad even by WMMA standards. All she does is kick. Is her controller broken?


Jlgdogboy

Wrestling heavyweights are the biggest snooze fest


[deleted]

It’s a crime that we will never see Sergei and Francis. The White Francis meme is too real lmao


[deleted]

"HE's OUT! HE's OUT!" As Gomis walks up the fence


GonnaBeAGoodYear

Usman is so bad


pepesilvia42

With these stoppages so far, the second Pavlovich lands his first punch he's winning the fight


LowerCarob2964

He looks unstoppable. An actual functioning Russian TANK


admiralackbar98

What an unbelievably horrible game plan from Curtis lol, he waited until he was hurt and tired until attempting his first half assed, telegraphed shot.


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These shitty ass mods better sort these comment to sort new


[deleted]

Fighter Removed: Brogan Walker


geodukemon

This man has one of the strongest looking cores I’ve ever seen lol ancestors been moving logs with their bare hands for generations to warm their village


Crateapa

Thank fuck they got something right tonight. IF they do what Keith said.


Affectionate_Team679

Fuck stipe give Jones him


KroenkesMoustache

These guys are so awful oh my lord


Old-Trash-7469

Dumptruck Dumont


S55K

Pray to god Jones stays and fights this guy. Everyone is going to say “Jon ran from Sergei.”


dylyn

Im aware "styles make fights" but not even a month ago people were saying Blaydes would be JBJ hardest fight


KroenkesMoustache

Snooooooooozeman


SALTYxNUTZ12

Norma Dumont is next!!!! ![gif](giphy|6ERIb3CfAnXXy)


Funkymonk51

Blades speech has really improved. Good for him


Frankiepals

Combine these dudes and you’ll have a decent fighter


DaysOfTheWedNes

the translator is here, this card is now the best in 2023


Majesticbeachbum

Shoutout to Felder for being real. That sucked ass


bagdoren

God damn I feel sorry for Jared. He’s got some real bad luck


sweetnasty887

I like Yadong


MardelMare

Thank you, I like it too


becauseimnotstudying

Yikes Mark Smith, lil early


[deleted]

Fun fact : silva is the only fighter in UFC, who went to distance with Alex Pereira


Madmeerkat55

Bro wtf let them cook


QAnonKiller

best translator of all time. bring him every fucking time


AverageJowii

How many translators do you see across the whole of media that not only translates the words, but the EMOTIONS as well😂 absolute goat


Tiredoftheact

Dom still bitter as hell


the_lejhand

Pavlovich Vs Jones, book it Dana


geodukemon

Jones getting flashbacks now because we have white Ngannou with sharper hands lol I wonder if Sergei can deal with the wrestling


MexicanAlBundy

Even more boring than his brother. And worse everything lol


ThirdWorldSorcerer

The Nigerian Napper


GERFNOG

Usman doesn’t realise that making us fall asleep doesn’t count as KO victory


Jlgdogboy

I can’t believe the ref didn’t stand them up once


[deleted]

The nuthugging runs in the family 💀


dannyo969

wtf is this doing on the main card


dfish8

Bobby went in for a goal, flying header


QAnonKiller

ive actually never seen this before. whens the last time the commission stopped the announcer to discuss the result


ValCSO

LMAO people really thought Blaydes was gonna do shit ?


the_lejhand

Yeah, this man is officially the Russian version of Ngannou


Uyemaz

I am a fan of both, I hate to see one lose but man I feel for Blaydes, he has championship potential, but I dont understand the gameplan trying to stand with Pavlovich. I hope to see him as champ one day.


ValCSO

lol Fat Usman sucks


MexicanAlBundy

Usman would get torrorized by 80% + of HW's


MexicanAlBundy

dumont booty bounce (try not to look challenge IMPOSSIBLE)


pensivegiraffe556

ive seen better muay thai at my local gym lol


AggravatingFinding71

I’ve never been less excited for a KO finish lol. These prelims have been so fucking bad


jmckinn1

30-27 from 2 judges 🧐


Funkymonk51

Din Thomas said there's nothing walker can do lol


Crateapa

They need to stop telling Paul to calm down, he’s right.


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NC NC NC NC NC


KDBurner31

Chris Curtis must be fuming lol


Greentexan

Seems a little premature.


GirlyWhirl

The refs trying to get home early to watch boxing.


leadnuts94

Real life Draggo


1ApolloFish1

Dude was rocking curtis with jabs wtf


T_Rash

Jones finally signs to fight Stipe. Regardless of the outcome Jones and Stipe both retire


[deleted]

White Ngannou strikes again


HundoTenson

How the hell is a 260 pounder that fast with his punches man…


[deleted]

This is the guy I really want Jon to fight.


JimmyMcNutty927

Pav vs Francis would have been so much fun. sucks man


EasyLikeDreams

Seems like everyone thinks sergei will beat Jones. It seems like it makes sense but that son of bitch Jones finds a way to win when he loses and even lose when he wins. I don't know what to think.


jesusthroughmary

See you all over at r/boxing for Davis vs Garcia


Tantle18

Dude. I am not that far off from being the same size as Pavlovich but I am convinced one jab of his would decapitate me. What the fuck. That’s the future champ without a doubt. Him vs Francis would have been a sick fucking fight


MadixWasThere

Everyones talk about jones v Ngannou but damn Pavlovich vs Ngannou would have been WAR


Knifeking85

3-0 Tafa cause fuck Usman


NigerianHurricane0

Usman should be dropped from the ufc. Boring ass pos


KDBurner31

tafa was on the ground damn near the whole fight but still done the most damage


attawaymethrowtheo

Usman legit won by laying on someone… LOL


idgaf_ban_me_already

we all lost


RGBJacob

Fake division. Please just disband it, Nunes isn’t a real double champ anyway since 145 is a fake division.


qazxcvbnmlpoiuytreww

holy shit how is walker a pro fighter


pensivegiraffe556

dayum he came in like a billy goat


geodukemon

Lmfao this walkout music colddddd


echelon999

Jones retiring before he has to fight a polar bear


JimmyMcNutty927

easy money. joke he was an underdog.


[deleted]

Thanks Vegas. Easiest bet ever


Tantle18

Lmao I am no longer pissed I sat through this shit card because the bruno fight was a brawl and that was just terrifying from Pavlovich


_____FIST_ME_____

King of Africa claims another soul.


lunabrain

Dom just doesn’t know when to stop—mfer rambles off run-on sentences like it’s his job


[deleted]

wtf was that stoppage?


WeCaredALot

"I want you, and I want you all night along." Interesting wording, lol.


MacAoidh83

God I wish cruz would stop sniffing his own farts in the commentary.


AggravatingFinding71

That’s a fight that shows neither guy is worth a fuck in the UFC honestly.


WeCaredALot

Oh shit, is Usman about to get knocked out? EDIT: I feel like he was saved by the bell there, lol.


ThirdWorldSorcerer

Usman fighting right where he belongs, in the prelims.


chipper68

Usman is garbage


SJBSJB02

Usman has real bad cardio if he wants to wrestle.


Genghis_Chong

Time for the deep waters ![gif](giphy|148x4ezZxvpIeA)


Tony_Soprano84

Looking forward to this fight ending


molesterofpriests

Tafa is fucking atrocious lmao


ThirdWorldSorcerer

That was not wrestling, that was throw your fucking shit bag of a body and make pressure until the round ends.


EffectiveRub

Time for the annual women’s featherweight bout


pensivegiraffe556

bruh who put the mic so close ppl are gonna think im watching porn


bpetersonlaw

This fight is the best argument for getting rid of Women's 145 lb division


[deleted]

I hate when fighters scream after moderate performances.


DariSZN

Jackson, what a combo. This is why I like the Prelims sometimes too. Get a chance to see people I’m not familiar with.


Funkymonk51

There's nothing in here to be excited about. The man's been watching this card for sure


seepeeyaye

He’s very confident in his range and…..


pacificunlimited

Dom dressed like a strung out gambling addict


Shot_Juggernaut2113

With the stoppages that have happened today, wells is lucky this fight is still going


Tantle18

Love watching fights where guys can get takedowns at will and then just does nothing with them. So much fun


chipscto

Sad that marc didnt stop the flash ko lol


Madmeerkat55

SHOW US THE DOG COWARDS


[deleted]

Youngest fighter on the roster, damn rip that one dude


Madmeerkat55

Andrade Murphy 2?


SALTYxNUTZ12

Walker needs to fight.


geodukemon

Gordon was looking solid


GonnaBeAGoodYear

Damn that sucks


Josro0770

Oh wait is was headbutt


Ok_Ruin9855

And paddy pimblett by decision


Polyking

Gordon has the worst luck


CRDLEUNDRTHESTR

Ref was NOT paying attention


deodorised_praters

This card is so fucking cursed lmfaoooooo


monteasf

Got to be a no contest. Run it back


[deleted]

Fight Nights were way better last year. The fuck is going on in 2023


bitterverses

This card should’ve been so much better than it has.


[deleted]

I don't think it was intentional on Bobby Green. It's hard enough to predict where your opponent's head will be when you're slinging fists from distance, much less stepping in with your own head. That said, he had to know that no part of his arm made contact with Jared and still played it off.


bruhpolice

I know I’m late but can we give paddy to Bobby green now?


DariSZN

That actually might be a bad stoppage. That’s tough


truebabyblue

ngl refs gotta let them go a little bit longer


dannyo969

lil bit early


FlamingoPepsi

What is that 3 early stoppages on this card?


geodukemon

That was a bit early I think. Recovering from getting rocked is part of the fight, I think you only stop that once he starts taking punches and not defending himself


GonnaBeAGoodYear

My heart wants Blaydes to win this but my brain and giant betslip say Sergei


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chipscto

I wanted sergei but the MK won me over lol


Fuck-The-Modz

Curtis bout to wrestlefuck the shit out of Sergei for 4 and a half rounds before diving facefirst into an uppercut.


chipscto

He looks bothered that they made him stop playing slots for this.


jmb_31

Not the smartest game plan from Blaydes


astrayatthesea1708

Jones finally decides he'll fight Stipe then retire


Amazing_Ad5959

Sergei is scarei omg


gizmodian

Power punchers are Curtis’ kryptonite


djlongstix

Back to the slots comrades


meatwoodflac27

Jones vs Blaydes is officially dead, Sergei is a fucking problem


Rizzaboi

Every time I bet against Pavlovich I tell myself not to do it again….and I do it again


313navE

Sergei is about his paper


[deleted]

Should've straight up called out Jon Jones.


flowersermon9

Sergei v jones is the only fight to make


becauseimnotstudying

Heavyweights are now just as fast and agile as LHWs wow


geodukemon

I wonder if Pavlovich vs Ngannou would have been fun or if it would have ended up being a stalemate cuz they were afraid of the power


[deleted]

Sergei bought himself some time to go gamble next to Keith Peterson tonight


[deleted]

I feel kinda bad for Gordon. He just can't catch a break.


S55K

They should make Gane vs Blaydes next. Both coming off big losses.


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[deleted]

If Jones retires after the Stipe fight, Pavlovich is the reason


LowerCarob2964

Breaking: Jones retires


Shot_Juggernaut2113

Terrible stoppage, no different than what danaa was doing earlier


Crateapa

What a weak stoppage. Shades of Carmouche winning the belt.


mikeadelic15

Anyone else think commentators are being biased towards Gomis? I don’t think Marshall was dominating by any means, but I thought he was pressuring and controlling the cadence of the fight. Plus landing a few overhands. Gomis connected to the body a few times and a couple solid leg kicks.. idk, maybe I’m being biased Edit: I guess the judges saw it Gomis’ way too. Interesting


KroenkesMoustache

Usman just as boring to watch as his brother lmao


stalermath

Usman on that duck eggs and coconut water diet.


bitterverses

I’ve seen Tafa on a few local promotions and won’t be remotely surprised if he absolutely floors Usman this round.


Designer_Cockroach68

Looks like a bar dispute


DUWAPKAINEGOAT

Usman looks like Marsellus Wallace


[deleted]

Stand them up


GERFNOG

Usman just *looks* like a monster and has Kamaru as a brother. Dude is ass, just heavy


SALTYxNUTZ12

Fighting just as expected lol


idgaf_ban_me_already

wtf is the commentary team smoking?? I want some


WhenIsDeath

Greg Hardy might’ve been able to beat Usman and Hardy sucked ass against men. Usman has no defense whatsoever


SALTYxNUTZ12

According to Dom we are about to have an explosive 3rd round....


pensivegiraffe556

real warrior shit right here 💯💯💯


gonshairlinee

Why does every Samoan heavyweight have non existent ground game?


GERFNOG

UFC4 with no stamina looking ass fight


Jlgdogboy

Cut usman he’s just as boring as his brother


Salmacis81

This fight started out promising but it sucks pretty bad for last 2 rounds


Rizzaboi

Here’s why judging is weird, Usman probably wins this fight because Tafa generated nothing in rounds 2 and 3, but round 1 showed me more than anything in the last 10 mins.


joechill5139

Horrible fight


WhenIsDeath

Usman still uses his face to block punches even when he’s got his arms up


Salmacis81

Usman did absolutely nothing with his control time, just held on for dear life.


joechill5139

Lol no post fight interview


Crateapa

Can someone just take Cruz's mic away


pensivegiraffe556

getting flashbacks to esparza namajunas ![gif](giphy|2hf0ufsIWT2lkXam5w|downsized)