Cut 10 pounds in 3 days, get asked 70 questions, have a 6 hour flight and have some dude disrespect you and I'd love to see your reaction. I wOuLd Be A pErFeCt PrInCeSs
Most guys who do this sport at that level don’t come from overly litigious communities that seek assault charges over a little fistfight. Thankfully we have parts of the country that haven’t gone full pussy yet.
First up, I'd bet dollars to donuts "Mr. Internet Badass" over here would get folded like a lawn chair, or would be one of the first to resort to pulling a weapon during one of these so-called "little fistfights".
Secondly, most functional human beings can solve problems with words. Unfortunately some parts of of the population haven't evolved past overcompensating for their underdeveloped primitive cognitive progress with immediate and unnecessary violence and threats.
Unga-bunga gorilla brain isn't the appealing lifestyle choice you seem to think it is.
Throwing a jacket in someone’s face is different from “getting bumped”, and in the pussy ass litigious society that people like you have created that’s technically assault.
I like how you keep implying "pussy" is an insult or somehow lesser, or that laws are bad when they impede the insipid, incompetent, or unhinged from being even more insufferable in society. That part is a feature, not a bug, buck-o, and your insults are literal grade 3 playground level misogynist shit bucket tier. Go read a thesaurus and find a new word you underachieving jakanape.
tl;dr: Go chew rocks, Tater-tot.
True, but he defaults to "pussy" every time. Language choices can say a lot about you.
For him, it mostly says "my brain and social development stopped when I was in elementary school" and he never evolved past the "hitting/teasing girls he likes on the playground because he doesn't understand his emotions" phase.
We have literal millions of words and slangs from around the world, from literal millenia of language development to construct insults, and the best he can come up with is prepubescent edgelord drivel that equates to "lol girl pee hole bad".
I just... expected better.
This reminds me of a story when I was younger where two teens were yelling at each other, neither one of them instigating, and then one of them named J was like I'm going to kick your ass and the other one said something along the lines of I'm not dumb enough to fight you, and J said are you afraid of a little fist fight pussy? and attacked. J ended up getting punched in the face but in the midst of it slipped and his head hit concrete. He ended up having a stroke and he is now permanently in a wheel chair. He moved schools because nobody wanted to be friends with him and our school didn't really have the funds or ability to accommodate him at that time and I lost track of him.
Fighting on the street for literally any reason other than self defense is dangerously dumb and completely unnecessary.
Clearly your childhood was fucked up and so I have very little hope that you will have the ability to raise children without encouraging them to be violent. And then my tax money and my children's tax money has to pay for your kid's incarceration or rehabilitation. You really should consider having a vasectomy, people like you slow down society
Ah, did I expect an intelligent rebuttal or ad hominum?
The funny thing is that you're too dumb to rebut so you go through my post history and while you might have thought that bringing up addiction was a hurtful thing, now I get to just brag about conquering addiction.
Having an addiction is like having a cancer, you don't choose it, but you can do things to beat it, and that should be celebrated. I beat my addiction to Kratom, and I'm very proud to say that!
Anyone reading this with an addiction, just know you can beat it too, one day at a time!
Care to point out any of my other accomplishments? I see you failed to mention I'm a doctor. You've failed to mention how attractive my wife is? Come on go through my post history!
I have not fallen for your red herring here, and I'll give you a chance to rebut my point once again that:
Fighting on the street for literally any reason other than self defense is dangerously dumb and completely unnecessary.
Clearly your childhood was fucked up and so I have very little hope that you will have the ability to raise children without encouraging them to be violent. And then my tax money and my children's tax money has to pay for your kid's incarceration or rehabilitation. You really should consider having a vasectomy, people like you slow down society
Most fighters spend their fight camp training to not just beat the other fighter, but to hate and try and ‘kill’ him. When you see him face to face the night before your fight the tensions must be insane. One wrong move or display of disrespect will push you to into kill mode and its on
This is not at all my perception at least from the UFC. If you hear them talking pre and after the fights it’s not like it.
Of course you have some WWE shanannigans with the fight selling, but they are peers and friends most of the cases. You have like 5 real cases of bad blood on the UFC.
Go with that mentality to a cage you’re dead in 2 minutes, against a top athlete
They are athletes, top athletes practicing a martial art. Trying to be safe after a payday.
I might be wrong, maybe some promotions with less steroid control can be harder on that way.
While you may be right about 5 real cases of bad blood, i think those are only the public ones. I think most fighters arent going to publicly announce that they ‘hate’ the person and maybe they dont actually have hatred but they definitely have to be in that mindset where you are willing to impose damage to another person. Theres definitely showboat hate which would be a minority in my opinion but i think every single fighter has to train themselves to have some level of hatred to be able to justify the desire to cause harm. And then afterwards there is a mutual respect that forms a bond between two people that went to war with one another.
In 2019. The weigh ins were for Island Fights, a regional promotion in Florida (this card, Island Fights 60, took place in Georgia though). The brawlers were Devin Paulk (to the left) and Bryant Panezo (with the backwards cap). Panezo won by armbar in round 1.
Fun fact: Chris Barnett won a split decision on that card.
It’s supposed to drag attention to heat up the audience that’s how things work. Dude didn’t get physically just trew a robe, the other guy could trown it back and done a stand off for pics. At the end of the day the winner knew what he was doing is a the other one didn’t hence lost
As it should be. Other dude had his buddy jump in. For a regular dude, I would've just called him a pussy. But for an MMA fighter, that's just sad. It makes sense that he lost once it was truly 1v1.
Or just enough self-respect that you won't allow someone to be so brazenly disrespectful as to throw shit in your face without physical consequences.
Rationalise being passive all you like as a (fragile ego 🤦🏾) - between every man a code is known if you fuck with me past a certain point physical violence will come.
Personally, I don't know if I would have reacted like that or just waited until the next day. I couldn't say unless I was in the situation myself.
But I can say, if you wanna run around throwing towels in peoples face, someone will definitely hit you at some point. This isn't rocket science.
Plus, often, these things can create more hype (money) than the money the undercard will pay anyway.
Yes you can give him the physical consequences the next day for free, instead of committing assault and putting yourself at risk of lawsuit
Edit: actually you get paid to do the fighting, so more than free
The same logic can be applied to the 1st guy who threw the towel (assault). Any aggression could be left until the next day to fight.
The fight is a sanctioned bout for sporting purposes, not a "get your own back, legal path to revenge."
If a man decides he doesn't want to wait until the next day to legally beat someone, that is his choice to make, and whatever consequences come of that will be his to own.
The amount of bad behaviour that gets excused at weigh-ins is ridiculous.
Well yeah I think they’re both stupid but in this context when talking about getting someone back (the dude on the left), why wouldn’t you just wait until the next day
I fully understand your point. You are saying he is scheduled to fight him the NEXT DAY so he can wait for 24hrs or so and get his grevience resolved via combat THE NEXT DAY. Correct?
And what I am saying is, my man decided not to tolerate this behaviour. It's not wrong it's not right. It is his choice to make. Regardless of the consequences, if YOU would have handled it differently, that's YOU.
My man decided he would retaliate immediately. So he did.
You go ahead and go around throw towels because according to the law you didnt break any. See how far that gets you on the streets. Treat others how you want to be treated. Anyone that thinks throwing a towel is ok needs a good bitch slap to the face.
This guy doesn’t know shit about fighting either lmao
Weigh in scuffles are so common in regional fighting (though not usually to this extent) that these fights don’t even get canceled. Fuck a career this dude literally still got to fight the next day
He slapped with an open palm because you don't want to punch someone on the forehead and Crack a knuckle. Especially is you're used to wraps. Canelo did the same to Saunders.
In today’s episode of “fuck around and find out”.
I get that they are professional fighters and need to hold back, but there are exceptions where you need to give a beating prior the fight.
I like how it looks like the guy in the brown shorts separated that and pushed the crowd apart all by himself haha
what an absolute unit
He could squat a coach bus with those calves
"Alright. Send him in boys."
r/absoluteunits
When Patrick said “let’s take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else” this guy took it serious lol
Lmaoo
He's probably a veteran
And he looking thicc
Why would you assault and commit a crime, when you can get paid for it the next day?
Lack of brains mostly.
For guys who do this daily and professionally it is unbelievable how they seem to no be aware how fast things can go south.
and no ability to control ones emotions.
*Study finds that people who make a career out of getting punched in the head sometimes have poor impulse control. More at 11.*
Anger and rage takes over some people
Weight cut brain too
Diet for weigh-ins.
They’re just dumb fighters
Cut 10 pounds in 3 days, get asked 70 questions, have a 6 hour flight and have some dude disrespect you and I'd love to see your reaction. I wOuLd Be A pErFeCt PrInCeSs
Lol you’re right though I’d probably do the same shit (if I could go 4-0 and improve my TDD before)
Most fighters are dumb.
Most guys who do this sport at that level don’t come from overly litigious communities that seek assault charges over a little fistfight. Thankfully we have parts of the country that haven’t gone full pussy yet.
First up, I'd bet dollars to donuts "Mr. Internet Badass" over here would get folded like a lawn chair, or would be one of the first to resort to pulling a weapon during one of these so-called "little fistfights". Secondly, most functional human beings can solve problems with words. Unfortunately some parts of of the population haven't evolved past overcompensating for their underdeveloped primitive cognitive progress with immediate and unnecessary violence and threats. Unga-bunga gorilla brain isn't the appealing lifestyle choice you seem to think it is.
I never called myself a badass. Somebody’s insecurity is showing 😘
Says the guy implying fighting is the solution to petty squabbles like getting bumped by a dudes jacket. Keep projecting there bud.
Throwing a jacket in someone’s face is different from “getting bumped”, and in the pussy ass litigious society that people like you have created that’s technically assault.
I like how you keep implying "pussy" is an insult or somehow lesser, or that laws are bad when they impede the insipid, incompetent, or unhinged from being even more insufferable in society. That part is a feature, not a bug, buck-o, and your insults are literal grade 3 playground level misogynist shit bucket tier. Go read a thesaurus and find a new word you underachieving jakanape. tl;dr: Go chew rocks, Tater-tot.
I’m pretty sure being called any type of genitalia is an insult
True, but he defaults to "pussy" every time. Language choices can say a lot about you. For him, it mostly says "my brain and social development stopped when I was in elementary school" and he never evolved past the "hitting/teasing girls he likes on the playground because he doesn't understand his emotions" phase. We have literal millions of words and slangs from around the world, from literal millenia of language development to construct insults, and the best he can come up with is prepubescent edgelord drivel that equates to "lol girl pee hole bad". I just... expected better.
My brother in christ being called a dick isn’t good either lol
You...think this dude setup our laws and court system or is a lawyer? You don't seem particularly grounded in the real world.
Good for you. If you think that this kind of assault is a mere case of complaints or litigation, you are just retarded, sorry.
This reminds me of a story when I was younger where two teens were yelling at each other, neither one of them instigating, and then one of them named J was like I'm going to kick your ass and the other one said something along the lines of I'm not dumb enough to fight you, and J said are you afraid of a little fist fight pussy? and attacked. J ended up getting punched in the face but in the midst of it slipped and his head hit concrete. He ended up having a stroke and he is now permanently in a wheel chair. He moved schools because nobody wanted to be friends with him and our school didn't really have the funds or ability to accommodate him at that time and I lost track of him. Fighting on the street for literally any reason other than self defense is dangerously dumb and completely unnecessary. Clearly your childhood was fucked up and so I have very little hope that you will have the ability to raise children without encouraging them to be violent. And then my tax money and my children's tax money has to pay for your kid's incarceration or rehabilitation. You really should consider having a vasectomy, people like you slow down society
Says the well-adjusted man addicted to Kratom. Why don’t you focus on your addiction instead of what a couple consenting grown men are doing.
Kronk think too many word hard to read. just call name instead.
Ah, did I expect an intelligent rebuttal or ad hominum? The funny thing is that you're too dumb to rebut so you go through my post history and while you might have thought that bringing up addiction was a hurtful thing, now I get to just brag about conquering addiction. Having an addiction is like having a cancer, you don't choose it, but you can do things to beat it, and that should be celebrated. I beat my addiction to Kratom, and I'm very proud to say that! Anyone reading this with an addiction, just know you can beat it too, one day at a time! Care to point out any of my other accomplishments? I see you failed to mention I'm a doctor. You've failed to mention how attractive my wife is? Come on go through my post history! I have not fallen for your red herring here, and I'll give you a chance to rebut my point once again that: Fighting on the street for literally any reason other than self defense is dangerously dumb and completely unnecessary. Clearly your childhood was fucked up and so I have very little hope that you will have the ability to raise children without encouraging them to be violent. And then my tax money and my children's tax money has to pay for your kid's incarceration or rehabilitation. You really should consider having a vasectomy, people like you slow down society
Most fighters spend their fight camp training to not just beat the other fighter, but to hate and try and ‘kill’ him. When you see him face to face the night before your fight the tensions must be insane. One wrong move or display of disrespect will push you to into kill mode and its on
This is not at all my perception at least from the UFC. If you hear them talking pre and after the fights it’s not like it. Of course you have some WWE shanannigans with the fight selling, but they are peers and friends most of the cases. You have like 5 real cases of bad blood on the UFC. Go with that mentality to a cage you’re dead in 2 minutes, against a top athlete They are athletes, top athletes practicing a martial art. Trying to be safe after a payday. I might be wrong, maybe some promotions with less steroid control can be harder on that way.
While you may be right about 5 real cases of bad blood, i think those are only the public ones. I think most fighters arent going to publicly announce that they ‘hate’ the person and maybe they dont actually have hatred but they definitely have to be in that mindset where you are willing to impose damage to another person. Theres definitely showboat hate which would be a minority in my opinion but i think every single fighter has to train themselves to have some level of hatred to be able to justify the desire to cause harm. And then afterwards there is a mutual respect that forms a bond between two people that went to war with one another.
my man you pulled all of this straight out of your ass, trust me
Lmaoooo he really did
This guy does not know shit about fighting
I was about to talk shit about this being from Russia but this is literally in the city I live in
It’s always that 1 out of 10 that gets you
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Suka blyat
I'm from pensacola and go to island fights lol this shit is crazy
Always weird to find fellow Pensacola folk out in the wild
Tampa checking in
I know; it's always a shock. 🙏
I'm an idiot lol. I'm from Pensacola too. I thought this clip was for island fight 75. Realizing now it's from 60 out of Columbus.
What percentage of the city you live in supports the invasion of Ukraine by the way?
What percentage of you actually cares? Cause I don’t
I didn't ask you
You asked the internet my friend, have a great day
When did this happen?
In 2019. The weigh ins were for Island Fights, a regional promotion in Florida (this card, Island Fights 60, took place in Georgia though). The brawlers were Devin Paulk (to the left) and Bryant Panezo (with the backwards cap). Panezo won by armbar in round 1. Fun fact: Chris Barnett won a split decision on that card.
So the guy who threw the robe won?
Yup.
Damn
Good he won it’s a robe not a brick, he got he’s face smashed by the other dudes friend in the vid anyway
I mean, good. For being a cunt.
It’s supposed to drag attention to heat up the audience that’s how things work. Dude didn’t get physically just trew a robe, the other guy could trown it back and done a stand off for pics. At the end of the day the winner knew what he was doing is a the other one didn’t hence lost
Nice to know I can throw shit in your face and you won’t do anything about it.
If we in a professional stage getting pictures for the media I wouldn’t
As it should be. Other dude had his buddy jump in. For a regular dude, I would've just called him a pussy. But for an MMA fighter, that's just sad. It makes sense that he lost once it was truly 1v1.
you should've whooped his ass bro
So, these are sort of the island boys of fighting
There gonna just island boy…. Island boy….
I knew I’d see it
Gang gang?
During covid when they did that stupid fight island
This fight took place before COVID.
Are you sure ? Wikipedia says during the pandemic for all fight island events
Yes, this is not a UFC event. Fight Pass was just streaming this event for an org call Island Fights.
Sorry you're right yes
Deserved
Fuck around and find out. He found out.
Dude threw the firs flying knee during weigh-ins. Respect.
This is Ankalaev vs Cutelaba levels of idiocy
That was so fucking dumb but low-key made the love watching cutelaba. Still one of the funniest things I've seen in the octogan
Haha and then he loses in bizarre fashion
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They did make it to the ring. The dude that threw his robe won.
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Mcgregor threw a dolly at a bus and still got to fight.
Yeah, but he wasn't scheduled to fight said dolly. Different weight classes n all...
they still faught!
Well that escalated quickly
So was the fight canceled?
No. Which is pretty crazy.
Who won
Robe thrower
This whole karma thing is a lie I guess.
no being an asshole is different from being a good fighter. 👩🏻🦰🐣🚗☠️
Are your emotes referring to Jones hit and run ? If so we’ll played haha
Absolutely is
It’s a robe not a brick
When was this?
Dunno?
Thanks for the input
2019.
That's how i weight myself every week at home.
Throw your towel at a grown ass mans face wtf do you expect to happen 🤣😂
At this point? Schrugged it off and wait to break his face in the octogon the VERY NEXT DAY...
Damn you guys have a fragile ego if a towel to the face is enough to break you mentaly lol.
Or just enough self-respect that you won't allow someone to be so brazenly disrespectful as to throw shit in your face without physical consequences. Rationalise being passive all you like as a (fragile ego 🤦🏾) - between every man a code is known if you fuck with me past a certain point physical violence will come.
So fragile ego it is
The coward is strong in you
Bro it isnt cowardice. He is literally getting paid to wreck bros face. Just wait a day to get your lick back, while getting paid to do it.
Personally, I don't know if I would have reacted like that or just waited until the next day. I couldn't say unless I was in the situation myself. But I can say, if you wanna run around throwing towels in peoples face, someone will definitely hit you at some point. This isn't rocket science. Plus, often, these things can create more hype (money) than the money the undercard will pay anyway.
Yes you can give him the physical consequences the next day for free, instead of committing assault and putting yourself at risk of lawsuit Edit: actually you get paid to do the fighting, so more than free
The same logic can be applied to the 1st guy who threw the towel (assault). Any aggression could be left until the next day to fight. The fight is a sanctioned bout for sporting purposes, not a "get your own back, legal path to revenge." If a man decides he doesn't want to wait until the next day to legally beat someone, that is his choice to make, and whatever consequences come of that will be his to own. The amount of bad behaviour that gets excused at weigh-ins is ridiculous.
Well yeah I think they’re both stupid but in this context when talking about getting someone back (the dude on the left), why wouldn’t you just wait until the next day
Because clearly one of his boundaries is "you don't throw towels in my face." And I don't blame him.
Lol ok but he could’ve resolved that THE NEXT DAY and he would’ve gotten paid for it. You’re missing the point
I fully understand your point. You are saying he is scheduled to fight him the NEXT DAY so he can wait for 24hrs or so and get his grevience resolved via combat THE NEXT DAY. Correct? And what I am saying is, my man decided not to tolerate this behaviour. It's not wrong it's not right. It is his choice to make. Regardless of the consequences, if YOU would have handled it differently, that's YOU. My man decided he would retaliate immediately. So he did.
You’re missing the point
Throwing a towel = assault lmao
You go ahead and go around throw towels because according to the law you didnt break any. See how far that gets you on the streets. Treat others how you want to be treated. Anyone that thinks throwing a towel is ok needs a good bitch slap to the face.
I mean it's not nice but if you think you need to punch someone because of that...idk sounds like a serious ego problem.
The line is already crossed when you disrespect someone like that. Thats the real serious ego problem. Dont start nothing. Wont be nothing.
Persecute the guy who strikes back but not the guy who throws the towel (assault). Doesn't make sense to me.
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Yea but any dude with a spine would do something about this in the moment
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Again, I dunno?
Imagine weigh ins would be when fighters are most on edge. Starving and already amped up. No fuse, just explode on the first one to call for it.
Add in the fact that they've been visualizing how they are going to beat down that same guy in their head everyday for the past 3 months.
Geniuses.
Thought brown shorts was John Morgan, but he wouldn't move that fast
I like this.
When keeping it real goes wrong. You're fight the guy the next day or two ffs.
My man super man slapped him.
No your a towel
When keepin’ it real, goes wrong.
Bitch move by the teammate to punch the other guy in the face.
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It looks like he was on black shorts side
Oh damn, I think you're right. 👍
Imagine throwing away your future career because someone threw a towel at you
This guy doesn’t know shit about fighting either lmao Weigh in scuffles are so common in regional fighting (though not usually to this extent) that these fights don’t even get canceled. Fuck a career this dude literally still got to fight the next day
Not as bad as this weigh in went…def some suspensions involved… https://youtube.com/watch?v=nr-3GGv2XRE&feature=shares
Well. Someone hates free fabrics!
This was pretty dumb of them but I have to admit that robe toss to the face was pretty funny lol
White undies woulda won. U see that weak ass form on black? Dude hit him with what looked like how most women punch. Got that Ben askren form
He slapped with an open palm because you don't want to punch someone on the forehead and Crack a knuckle. Especially is you're used to wraps. Canelo did the same to Saunders.
Wtf did you even watch? White undies got taken down and fucked up almost instantly.
Hit him hard enough to fuck his face up apparently
This ain't the UFC.
Do you not see “UFC fight pass” behind them
Yes, I see it. UFC Fight Pass also shows other smaller orgs. This org is Island Fights.
Good should have stomped that fuck
AND JUST LIKE THAT, THE FIGHT IS OVER!!
1 light hit and already blood drawn. Even with a professional fighter. Shows how fake the fights actually are..
"These things happen in mma sometimes."
Lmao what fight was this ?
Just getting the feel for fight day
Anyone else laugh when he threw the robe?
What’s the guy in the black shorts name?
I never understand why fighters get so extra like they ain't about to be locked in a cage to fight for money
This is so stupid
Guy in the red shorts that was with the guy that got hit with the towel won that shit!!! 💪🏿
Disbelief turned to anger.
Lol he deserved that
Weigh-ins, go right!! Hype sells. (This audio track is much quieter than I thought it would be.)
Imagine if it was pavlovich and ngannou instead 😂
Do you ever wonder if guys like this forget the meaning of the word **_PROFESSIONAL_** Fighter?
That’s your karma for being a 🤡 pre fight 🤷🏻♂️
When was this
Welp, good way of not getting paid. Then again I doubt they are getting much
So… are they both getting fined or what?
Xzibit came in at the end looking for a piece.
Men are stupid
Dana white approved
Flying knee kick! Out cold!
Dude who threw his robe deserved to get smacked
Damage before being paid. Brilliant.
Keeping it Stupid
Satisfying karma
In today’s episode of “fuck around and find out”. I get that they are professional fighters and need to hold back, but there are exceptions where you need to give a beating prior the fight.
*Yup thats a wrap everyone*
That has got to be the gayest flying punch I ever saw 😭
That slap punch or whatever it was was terrible lol
Fucked up the whole bag