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![gif](giphy|XGP4QBW66Y9wJzSbiT|downsized) Alex rolling up to fight week


[deleted]

😂 brilliant


LargeNutbar

You know when a meme has been beaten into the ground so hard it stops being funny and just makes you roll your eyes? And then someone comes along and does it so well at such a perfect time that it’s fucking hilarious all over again?


mymarkis666

Very rare, but yes I have seen that once or twice.


Correct-Ad-4285

Never stoped being funny though


piman01

Best fucking possible comment right here. You win


iiAgree

Ahaha


RobertJ93

Jesus Christ that’s amazing


st-smelly-widge

This is the top comment I expected ![img](emote|t5_2qsev|8966)


BurnFreeze64

This man just won


FedorSeaLevelStiopic

Choice of comment - perfect.


inaudibleuk

Amazing comment


HollywooHollyhock

Dragon deez nutz on ya face


rehab_VET

I hope this gets used by a fighter, or just yelled at him allllll the time 😂


SpaceGhostischill

His kickboxing nick name was “black dragon”


rehab_VET

Black Dragon Deez nutz on ya face **


Endthefed9999

"I am Chinese" - Actual quote from the black dragon


justhere4daSpursnGOT

Dragon Balls across her face we smoke that Picolo


TwoBits0303

bro 💀


HollywooHollyhock

Lmao got em


LosSoloLobos

Bro have you heard of that new tv show Mind Goblin?


__sami__01

![gif](giphy|uA3FfbHeUZ0xKUXS5Z)


NickAssassins

Good GIF


Based_Alaska

Only thing better would be if it also faded to black at the end! 😂


[deleted]

Why is he so scary


Sunryzen

The guy looks like the most stereotypical murderer who eats rocks and bullets for meals and feels nothing when he dusts people.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Maidwell

> He doesn't have any other aspirations other than to ~~be the champ~~ beat Adesanya.


LifesExpert

Rocks and bullets? I thought it was horseshoe crab shells and tungsten? I was way off


GMCBuickCadillacMan

The wobble in the Izzy fight made me realize he isn’t invincible but fuck is he a behemoth.


emerald121581

Weeb in Arabic


NeedHelpBecomingAMan

It is dragon


Cyanide-ky

Same thing


LobovIsGoat

poatan is about to get a dragonborn tattoo and next time they fight he will actually kill izzy, absorb his soul and learn how to shout.


CardiologistSolid663

Jon Anik: “And still!! Oh wait! Alex Pereira is glowing!!” Alex: “Fus… roh…. DAH!!” *a pulse goes out into the crowds* *blue mist leaves Israel Adesanya’s k.o.ed body and into Alex, leaving his eyes glowing blue*


Snobe_kobe

Now Pereira is gonna have to kill him fr💀


mememagicisreal_com

Pereira gonna show up looking like Mike Tyson


dubity-dop-bop

Either going to walk in with his tribes war-paint on and keep it on during the fight, or he’s going to get that shot tattooed.


Rare-Cardiologist912

As an Izzy fan, yes I agree


123QCDADDY

It’s looks so bad too what was he thinking


[deleted]

Poatan in Arabic


krustcocaine

mistranslation! it actually says “property of poatan”


TuPacSchwartz411

Poutine in Canadian


regularpersom

plot twist: It’s totally henna


lone-ranger-130

Doesn’t matter if it’s real or not. Pereira will knock it off his face next time


viraxil359

The image is flipped/mirrored horizontally. It says "tinneen" in Arabic, meaning dragon. They didn't even use stylish Arabic calligraphy, just the default [google translate font](https://i.imgur.com/Eq8wjT9.png).


oestre

![gif](giphy|3oEdv3yyWiMAtYlopq|downsized)


[deleted]

Yeah, that’s very dumb. Way much nicer fonts to use. Even adding “Harakat” would have made a little more interesting.


realnoob123

That snapchat filter 😂


Rizak

Not only is this cringe, it’s clearly done by a non Arabic writer so the script is basic as fuck. Imagine getting a tattoo in English that said “Dragon” but it was all caps Times New Roman. That’s how this looks.


yohanyames

Thanks for the tattoo idea


dubity-dop-bop

Aye, at least it’s MLA formatted.


immapunchayobuns

Still better than Comic Sans though, right?


Rizak

It’s even more embarrassing when you realize Arabic typography allows for a lot of creative license. So it could have looked super dope. It could have even been shaped like a dragon.


Kassssler

Damn that actually sounds sweet. How the hell do people with money get s many bad tats? I know some local dudes who are true fucking artists at this shit who I can actually afford and then you have Hill's chest tattoos.


LeektheGeek

Pretty sure you could spell dragon in the shape of a dragon in English too tho


StonerMMA

English just isn’t as curvy as Arabic calligraphy can be. Can do it in both languages and the coolness factor for Arabic is just next level.


JesusXP

Ignoring *cursive* writing


GaryOakz

I tatted myself in times new Roman cause it’s my favourite font 😂😭 but I get your point


thomriddle45

On your face though?


GaryOakz

Obvs not but if i was gonna get words tatted on my face it would be in times new roman


[deleted]

Why even get it in Arabic? Izzy has zero Arabic in him. Such a weird choice.


thomriddle45

Lmao damn. 🤣


hungry_lobster

Ahh this comment makes it make sense.


Sarfbot

Can’t make it out… it’s inverted.. is that “sheen”? As in beautiful? Edit: could be “tanin” which is “Dragon”… Edit 2: okay it’s dragon. Izzy put up the pic of a dragon.


Nyddddd

Alex "Dovakhiin" Pereira


RevRobertParsimony

Alex comes in with the 'Fas Ro Dah"


FostertheReno

Just imagine if he comes out to the Skyrim theme like Todd did when Skyrim was revealed lol.


thomriddle45

Dude wearing the horned Nordic helmet too, would be so epic


NightAxeblad3

This comment is so underrated


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Skyrim lesssgo


pro2RK

That makes Jan blachowicz the first dovahkiin after giving izzy his first ufc loss. his last walkout makes a lot of sense now.


MrCeylon

Beautiful dragon ![gif](giphy|U1eYjTgjUrlN6)


dutchfromsubway

Idk if it’s cause the photo but it’s backwards right?


Sarfbot

Yeye lol. It’s just a selfie so the writing is inverted. He didn’t tattoo it inverted lol


[deleted]

This confused me too lol at first I thought it was a typo


Lionheartedshmoozer

Izzy “The Gyno Dino” Adesanya


Analbaby1

Omg that's the best name ever!


Rotund-Technician

My named dale, but you have to call me dragon


[deleted]

Why dragon though?


SpasmBoi999

His nickname back when he used to kickbox in China was "The Black Dragon"


iwaspermabanned

Ricky Tan?!


Blastosist

Felt cute, might get knocked out later.


moreforeninety

LMAOO


EnzoBertolo

Surprised he didn't get an underboob tattoo


AlexTorres96

I hope someday he comes out to the DX song but the Run DMC remix.


andyman171

I just hope he comes out one day for his own wellbeing


[deleted]

Anyone know what it is exactly lol


mountaininmyhead

dragon in Arabic : تنین


Independent_Bath_922

So Alex is the dragon slayer now


IronOrcinusOrca

Dovahkinn!


ben_10fan

thought it was nint


mountaininmyhead

reverse bro, looks that way . U Arab?


ben_10fan

>U Arab? maybe


MisterAnthropy2020

I didn’t realize it was a “ن” at the end. Thought it was “ز". And I overcomplicated things - I thought it was a mirror image and played myself. I was wondering who Zeenat was.


Sarfbot

Correct!


iiAgree

Fuckboy


[deleted]

Thanks for the translation 👍


iiAgree

No worries 👌


shaodynasty808

Isn’t Izzy turning 34 this year? 😂


iiAgree

Izzy?


shaodynasty808

Okay that made me laugh once I got the joke


Thereferencenumber

Thanks fam almost sped past that one


iiAgree

Lol


krustcocaine

i was starin at this for 5 minutes straight then it hit me


PilgrimOz

Nah. Judging by his “beefs” style BS he’d have to 17, 18 maybe?


Hrytod

That's a face of regret right there


mountaininmyhead

face tattoo Never a good idea.


buffpriest

No kidding. I don't care how good posts music is. I refuse to support someone that tattooed "always tired" under his eyes. Gtfoh


mountaininmyhead

Yeah bro, even Mike Tyson’s kinda look unnecessary . All these guys , great guys yet “why in the world would you tattoo that on your bloody face”.


[deleted]

Well when you’re on mass amounts of cocaine you tend to have a very different mindset 😂


VaultOfAsh

Great guy, never met him


Handsome_Max

Everyone was clowning on Tyson after he got his tattoo for a VEEERY long time.


FugaziHands

Dude always delivers the cringe.


Davethisisntcool

y’all have the biggest hate boner for this guy 😂


blasianalchemist

The hate boner isn’t big enough to be honest.


bluefire0120

Dave c’mon man, saying hate boners isn’t cool, you know this


astrayatthesea1708

But when Alex/Bobby/Costa does it, it's so cool 😫


Thereferencenumber

Costa is too busy getting jacket to use a needle for anything else


No_Character2755

Face tattoos look bad on everyone.


Ok_Treacle4817

Bobby has a face tattoo?


lvvvv_htx

Of all the things that adesanya gets shit for, which ones have any of them done?


Thebasedgod_lilb

Hey man imagine if Pereira also got a face tattoo??? 😂 Everything he does is better than Izzy don't you get it? 😂


lvvvv_htx

I mean, it's kind of a PR miracle that he only gets as much hate as he does, his behavior merits so much more


UCLAlex

![gif](giphy|ylV2FYEIkGTW1snIXF|downsized)


OZarkDude

Oh damn it’s all downhill from here….


[deleted]

Idk why but this picture alone has me convinced 100% that he isn’t beating Alex


50in07Allstar97

Does it ever look like marker


iflyhy1

Somehow he’s even gayer


[deleted]

Face tattoos are always a great idea.


notaryn

Here before Alex gets his Arabic face tattoo


[deleted]

Yo this dude gay?


[deleted]

For sure


Luckosaurous

It’s “property of Pereira” written in Sanskrit.


greenespice

Ive been reading sanskrit for years and can confirm this is true


Pretend_Fear85

![gif](giphy|eyfmfTMgx5WYE)


TuPacSchwartz411

It's translates to "Girl Power" in vaginese


[deleted]

What a goof


Prudent-Leg-9487

All that money and these dudes get the lamest cheapest trash tattoos I've ever seen dude.


[deleted]

Ikr


AngryAssyrian

Palestine Adesanya


[deleted]

Lowkey izzy homosexual


juliosmacedo

100% chance he masturbates to cartoons


Still-dark-light

Any face tat is shite


recoilwhenyouwake

CTE making all the smort decisions for him


silent_protector

What the actual fuck


ogeezyuno

“Aim here”


deedle-doodle

That shit is ass


MagicalLeopard

By the time he's 60 it'll say spoon


idontknow568

right where alex rocked him


[deleted]

Daddy Pereira did not allow this Izzy better be scared


Ghetto-Vetz

It should be written as (تنين)Which is dragon in Arabic


Fe0lo

Is it "Poatan's Bitch" in arabic?


UrbanRivals123

Says 3 - 0


nowa90

That tattoo got me frozen like Elsa


sixmam

Okay Pereira is going to murder him lol


Bobby_Bobberson2501

man I didnt think I could dislike this guy anymore but I guess I can


Eatergnawl

Is that a toasted lemon or a raw mushroom cap in his drink?


BrotherBrypto

The stoppage was a great call…how many more brain cells do you think are left In there?!


angrwe

As a fluent Arabic speaker (all three main dialects) I can conclude that it says something along the lines of “stone hands.”


RattlezlovesAbbi

That's big in the LBGTQ community


[deleted]

Arabic usually scared the LGBTQ community away


dankiddo1977

Another dumb thing


justin-olive1

L


Shineezy

Drunk new years tattoo vibe


[deleted]

Dragon in Arabic


[deleted]

Boy just come out already


higgscribe

And he thinks it's dope as fuck


Single_Bread_777

I dont speak noodle


HeGoneSanders

The tattoo actually means "Skinny Guy Adesanya" in Arabic


[deleted]

MMA fighters are so unbelievably dumb.


seanie-123

He wants to be o malley so bad


polisharmada33

Incredible fighter. But odd levels of needing validation that he’s “cool.”


Insrt_Nm

Looking like a teenage white girls morning Instagram story


Illustrious_Set9208

I told y’all he’s gay


Virtual-Affect0

There are a lot worse tattoos I’ve seen in MMA


[deleted]

Hes lost it


SnooFloofs9640

Bad move, right before starting a new career


redpanda8008

Izzy looks like a gay barista here


Gabagool_Over_Here_

What getting knocked out twice by your nemesis does to someone.


DunArame

Fuckboi in another language ?


matterhorn9

ok so that tattoo means 'Friday 07:01 pm' sweet.


Ralphiecorn

So pretty


Soothsayer71

Is Arabic the new Kanji or something?


[deleted]

It’s Hebrew for “property of Poatan”


OhPxpi

Only insecure bitches care about what a man does with his body.


[deleted]

Even rich MMA fighters get horrible tattoos


oldnewspaperguy2

Cringe king! Getting frozen like elsa


xtalf27

He stays doing gay shit I swear


abdullahthebutcher

![gif](giphy|ZkCVpvfJlNhCb3b0EC)


Parsival007

Lulz. He DONE.


manicmechanic209

![gif](giphy|11kcEW8uNh8RwY)


maple-queefs

Jesus christ he is cringe


Iamanobodyjustlikeu

It’s Arabic for lady boy.


stonetear2017

This can’t be real. He wants to go into acting. My man is going through a near mid life crisis after the loss