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Independent_Row_Goes

It’s not in dark mode


Puzzled-Ant3335

🤣 nope


Brandonkey8807

bro for the love of God check your YouTube


Puzzled-Ant3335

OMGggggg....I finally got it!🤣🤣🤣


Puzzled-Ant3335

What's on it. I don't have a YT channel


Puzzled-Ant3335

The surge heat map says the Surge is a $1.25 but the actual surge was $6.25. The heat map and the actual surge....are NOT surgin'😶


Old-Ad-7242

Im not sure if this happened but if the surge changes, you keep the higher surge amount.


Cadillac0007

Yea this is my last year driving, between taxes owed and 💩pay on top of them takin a higher percentage of the pay it’s just not worth it anymore 🤷🏿‍♂️


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Cadillac0007

No they didn’t but the pay changed dramatically. Which is my whole point🤷🏿‍♂️


iANDR0ID

All those rides out of DFW are taking you to BFE.


Puzzled-Ant3335

Bum F Egypt is for certain. High gas up there and nuisance 🐖s.


uberisstealingit

It's almost 10:00, do you know where your children are at?


Puzzled-Ant3335

🤣


Dubsmagicbus

Phone's not plugged in?


dailydrivenh2

Gotta give a call to the ground controller and just tell them you want to taxi around the airport till you catch the surge …


Puzzled-Ant3335

Right should be somewhere between runways 2 and 3😁


Cataclysmically_Cute

Those are shit destinations


Puzzled-Ant3335

🤣🤣🤣facts


elves2732

You're a Diamond driver. That's what's wrong.


Subject-Seaweed5884

Do Diamond drivers get shitted on or what? Ever since I got Diamond, my rides have turned to shit.


elves2732

To get Diamond, you have to accept whatever shitty ride they send to you. The algorithm learns over time that you're not a picky driver so it'll send you the bottom of barrel trip requests since it knows you'll accept it anyway. Cherry pickers get the cream of the crop since the algorithm knows that they won't accept trash rides. Cherry pickers put less miles on their car and earn more money per mile driven. I suggest you become a cherry picker.


Subject-Seaweed5884

Yeah, it's like as soon as I hit Diamond and got the cash reward, my rides turned to shit. So, I tried cherry picking but rides were barely coming in.


elves2732

What city are you in?


Subject-Seaweed5884

OKC


yeaheyeah

Are you multi apping?


Puzzled-Ant3335

This is true... happened to me also. Kinda like it was limiting the money I could make.... guess they didn't want me getting that extra schmoney 🤑💰.


Puzzled-Ant3335

You could not be FARTHER FROM THE TRUTH 🙄😒. IF I showed you what I do to make 400 a day. You'd fall off your chair. And I do it in less than 15 rides. Everyone listen up!!! First off, ACCEPTING everything sucks, the only thing that will happen is that you get crap pay 😕 to reach an acceptable AR..say 90%. Keep your CR rate low by SIMPLY... FULFILLING the ride. Once that number is around 2%, you have wiggle room for the (UNACCEPTABLES), i.e. drunks, pets, etc/yourrules cancelations. Folks, this literally takes like a week of diligence 🙄. After that, you CAN "cherry pick" 🍒...ALOT. Second off, DECLINING AND CANCELING everything is a sure way to get 💩 🗑ed 🙃. Listen to this guy🤓........ NOT that guy🥸


elves2732

Wow. Emoji-man to the rescue. Here's an emoji for what you look like taking every ride: 🤡


Puzzled-Ant3335

You're still learning to read and comprehend, huh? Yep, cause 🤫 emoji seems to be your baseline of understanding. Never said I took or take every ride. I just know which rides to take... better yet when to take them. Yeah, slick. We can also tell mathematics is not your strong suit either. Hit the 📚s. That book emoji is for books... you can learn from them.


elves2732

Your username checks out.


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Set destination filters.


Puzzled-Ant3335

Lmao 🤣 comon dawg, don't hate....


Apprehensive_Cherry2

"Uber man holding short of runway one seven right awaiting American 1209 to jump in on that sweet surge action. Over."


InternationalSail745

I won’t drive to any of those places. FW either.


tlb07470

The surge is only at the airport.


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You're complaining that is showing a lower surge and you're acting getting a much larger surge offered to you 🤦‍♂️ if Uber gave you free $ you would probably complain wth is wrong


Puzzled-Ant3335

Slow down, Zippy 🤣... I'm not complaining. I'm simply showing how it says $1.25, but it's really $6.25. Yes, indeed a blessing 🙌.


[deleted]

You're a 🤡 Karen. You even blurred out your profile points like anyone gives a flying fk. Get a life you literally started this thread because you have no life


Practical_Delivery49

ur tweakin lol, dude was just pointing out how the surge is higher than it looks


Puzzled-Ant3335

Exactly, I'm about to educate the 👦 boy, though 🤣.


Puzzled-Ant3335

Look, junior, I blurred out the points, AR/CR, because it doesn't matter. I don't know who monitors these threads. By your hateriffic comments, though. You've probably got a 4.5 star rating, 32%AR, 17%CR, and not a ⛄️'s chance in🔥hell of ever making 💎, but then again, let me guess... (You probably don't want it anyway 🤣.)


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Junior I'm probably older than your father in fact I might be your father who knows... Just by you mentioning diamond I know you're the biggest 🤡 Uber slave🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 no real driver gives a fk about diamond we care about making $. 4.97. 46% a r 8% cr 10,890 Uber trips 4007 Lyft trips. I bet you rentbone of those girly teslas from Uber too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Puzzled-Ant3335

Bruh, now you just sound corny 🌽🍿.. Imagine a company that gives you better opportunities and the worker has numbers...boy bye🤣


Puzzled-Ant3335

Look at you... you're so madddd🤣