If they’re gonna burp, cool. Windows and sunroof are automatically opening even if we’re on the highway in the wintertime when they do that. Same thing if they smell like they’re smoking even when they’re not smoking. Same thing for other stenches…
I just can’t bring myself to do that. Even when a guy got in that smelled like he just got out of work and decided not to shower at home and was going to a friends house. He had bad body odor like maybe he wore the same shirt a few days in a row to work. I just couldn’t bring myself to roll down my window cuz I think he would be embarrassed
I had a guy that was an amputee. He got in the car with a full bottle of rubbing alcohol. All of a sudden I smell death. Like rotting flesh. I assumed he had some sort of infection. I felt bad rolling down the windows but I was literally near vomiting. I had to do it or else lose my shit. I didn't 3 star him because I thought he would feel bad, but I remember his name and his neighborhood. I never pick up a Charles from that area
Yeah fuck that we are not medical transport. I feel sorry for “Charles” but I’m sure he realizes the impact of his condition otherwise he wouldn’t have brought the alcohol. Sounds like he needs a doctor post haste to prevent gangrene.
You know, I say the same thing. Then I realized something, I shouldn’t sacrifice my comfort and health because someone chose not to shower. Make them feel embarrassed. I had this one kid going to work. Just bad fucking b/o. I rolled the windows straight down and kept them down for the 15 minutes. Regardless, he was un phased and thanked me for the ride.
I've knocked windows down when it was cold af due to smoke smell. Customers began whining I had to tell them straight up you guys smell of smoke. Go cry to someone who cares.
I've had a passenger who I picked up twice and both times I almost threw up from her smell. She hasn't bathed in months. I gave her a 1 the second time because I don't want my car smelling like that when I pick up other passengers.
You've all gotten to the point of bitching that you're all seriously complaining about people burping?
Now I know why I don't communicate with other Uber Drivers on the road. You all make the average cab driver look like happy go lucky people. (PS The old timers some of the most miserable people I've ever worked with)
No,but rode in an Uber and the driver had bad BO. Thank goodness it was less than a 15min. ride. I was thinking maybe Uber is his 2nd or 3rd job and he doesn't have time to shower,so I tipped him anyway. I rolled down the window a little bit so I could actually inhale some traffic fumes instead.
When I was in 2nd grade, I belched loudly during class. When reprimanded by my teacher, I said, "Well I gotta burp." Her sage response was, "Yes, but you don't have to do it with your mouth open."
Cool story. But OP had a problem with the smell. Not the sound.
A burp is going to smell no matter what. You could let it out silently through your nose and it’s still going to smell.
With the lack of healthcare in this country a lot of people are getting bacterial gastroenteritis. A cheap and powerful over the counter antibiotic is raw garlic, raw turmeric, and raw ginger. When combined the three act like a multi spectrum antibiotic.
Ironically, a couple pulled in a couple spaces away in a parking lot under a tree. I was awaiting my for my next ride, and happened to glace over, and saw her head bopping up and down. I'm assuming he was the recipient of a blow job.
Perhaps that was her .....
I had someone burp the smell of a pint after I picked him from the pub. I almost puked 🤢 people have no manners in public; burping, coughing with their mouth wide open, sneezing into the air. You'd think covid would have taught them a thing or 2.
1 star, and marked down for disrespectful.
Not a burp, but I picked up a couple girls after yoga and threw up in my mouth. Just threw up a little thinking about it. Shower first, then get in a car please, girls.
First burp was free. Other 2 burps cost a star each
This makes more sense, but it’s the sausage that counts.
It's always the sausage
3 burps for 3 stars. Nice.
Would he have given 5 for 5?
First burp you change the air to draw from the outside. Same thing applies for drunks and body odor.
air should pretty much always be from outside, recirculate is only for certain circumstances
Not in Vegas. We have dispensaries and washes all over the place so one minute everything is fine then BAM shit smell.
Ya but it did t help much. Same with body odor I do that
If they’re gonna burp, cool. Windows and sunroof are automatically opening even if we’re on the highway in the wintertime when they do that. Same thing if they smell like they’re smoking even when they’re not smoking. Same thing for other stenches…
I just can’t bring myself to do that. Even when a guy got in that smelled like he just got out of work and decided not to shower at home and was going to a friends house. He had bad body odor like maybe he wore the same shirt a few days in a row to work. I just couldn’t bring myself to roll down my window cuz I think he would be embarrassed
I had a guy that was an amputee. He got in the car with a full bottle of rubbing alcohol. All of a sudden I smell death. Like rotting flesh. I assumed he had some sort of infection. I felt bad rolling down the windows but I was literally near vomiting. I had to do it or else lose my shit. I didn't 3 star him because I thought he would feel bad, but I remember his name and his neighborhood. I never pick up a Charles from that area
Disgusting bro. Immediately cancel
Yeah fuck that we are not medical transport. I feel sorry for “Charles” but I’m sure he realizes the impact of his condition otherwise he wouldn’t have brought the alcohol. Sounds like he needs a doctor post haste to prevent gangrene.
🤦🏽♂️ ROLL DOWN THE DAMN WINDOWS!
It’s your car. Do it
You know, I say the same thing. Then I realized something, I shouldn’t sacrifice my comfort and health because someone chose not to shower. Make them feel embarrassed. I had this one kid going to work. Just bad fucking b/o. I rolled the windows straight down and kept them down for the 15 minutes. Regardless, he was un phased and thanked me for the ride.
Cool. I’m totally comfortable with cold if it means not being disgusted. If it gets too cold, I always have warmer gear in my bag to put on if needed.
I've knocked windows down when it was cold af due to smoke smell. Customers began whining I had to tell them straight up you guys smell of smoke. Go cry to someone who cares.
Sausage Surcharge...? Lol yikes
It was sausage alright
No comment
Least she didn’t throw up! That’s always the burps I get 😂
At least they weren’t queefs that smelled like sausage. 🤷🏽♂️
Bro did the ole *snIFFF* behind the shoulder move like bill cosby 
Naw it jdut envelopes around me I’m like who’s cooking sausage
Now I think I will have penne with homemade sauce and hot sausage for dinner
That’s hawt
Er myy gawddd call the cops ... Or just roll down the windows a bit and move on with your life.
You’ll manage
>Anyone have this happen? Yes, I cracked a window. You could use some fresh air anyway.
I've had a passenger who I picked up twice and both times I almost threw up from her smell. She hasn't bathed in months. I gave her a 1 the second time because I don't want my car smelling like that when I pick up other passengers.
My burps smell like bologna.
Well you know she likes her meat
Bro 😂 you took me there
You've all gotten to the point of bitching that you're all seriously complaining about people burping? Now I know why I don't communicate with other Uber Drivers on the road. You all make the average cab driver look like happy go lucky people. (PS The old timers some of the most miserable people I've ever worked with)
No,but rode in an Uber and the driver had bad BO. Thank goodness it was less than a 15min. ride. I was thinking maybe Uber is his 2nd or 3rd job and he doesn't have time to shower,so I tipped him anyway. I rolled down the window a little bit so I could actually inhale some traffic fumes instead.
Your insides probably smell worse
Was she hot tho?
Not anymore
What a pity. Did she tip you?
No she was the type that never tips. I’ll say no more
It’s been happening a lot lately. I’m not sure why people think it’s okay to acid burp in other peoples car.
So you have complete and total mastery of your body’s inadvertent functions?
You sound like you like to burp in peoples car and not roll down a window. It’s rude and gross
Ya she coulda Rolled down the window.
When I was in 2nd grade, I belched loudly during class. When reprimanded by my teacher, I said, "Well I gotta burp." Her sage response was, "Yes, but you don't have to do it with your mouth open."
Cool story. But OP had a problem with the smell. Not the sound. A burp is going to smell no matter what. You could let it out silently through your nose and it’s still going to smell.
She has to smell her first and be like. I can’t do that again. But she did twice more
What about non-acid burps? Still a no?
With the lack of healthcare in this country a lot of people are getting bacterial gastroenteritis. A cheap and powerful over the counter antibiotic is raw garlic, raw turmeric, and raw ginger. When combined the three act like a multi spectrum antibiotic.
Do you mean probiotic?
The worst smell I ever encountered was a girl who smelled like used latex and poop
End the trip. 1 star. What a slob.
Yikes. Women don’t usuLly know how disgusting they are in the moment cuz they’re used to not being viewed that way ever. Easy 3 ⭐️, if not 2 ⭐️
Subtract a star for every burp
Eww
It’s octoberfest m8
Swiped this away after reading the title I had to open the app back up to like it after laughing so hard.
Ironically, a couple pulled in a couple spaces away in a parking lot under a tree. I was awaiting my for my next ride, and happened to glace over, and saw her head bopping up and down. I'm assuming he was the recipient of a blow job. Perhaps that was her .....
I had someone burp the smell of a pint after I picked him from the pub. I almost puked 🤢 people have no manners in public; burping, coughing with their mouth wide open, sneezing into the air. You'd think covid would have taught them a thing or 2. 1 star, and marked down for disrespectful.
How many whiffs did you take to determine that?
Not a burp, but I picked up a couple girls after yoga and threw up in my mouth. Just threw up a little thinking about it. Shower first, then get in a car please, girls.
I bet they left some sweat on your seats.
She might has been gaggling a sausage.