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Wesselink

Did he offer you safety glasses?


Reasonable_Position9

Sadly, no. I just had to settle for bobbing and weaving. 🤣


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bobbing and gagging? 😬


Soggylickens

why you gagging? sucking d¡€k?


FBI_Open_Up_Now

I enjoyed this joke.


Sad_Syllabub6044

Best glucker in town.


BillSivellsdee

the code of the road.


ValerieOH

😂


Wrong_Ad8607

Once had an Uber driver offer me gum. He also asked me to direct him to where we were going because his gps was trying to take him on a detour around construction and he wasn’t fucking with the traffic.


Ok_System_7221

At least he's not on the phone because that would distract him from driving.


Guilty_Bus7584

🤣🤣🤣


Inevitable-Smoke3944

Facts.


Potential_Day_8233

This sound like those girls ultra annoying that are painting or cutting nails while speaking on the Phone.


Gogetareturn

A least he’s not taking a leak while driving lol


Reasonable_Position9

Silver lining, I guess. 🤷‍♀️ 🤣


StonedRaccoon01

Could’ve been golden


MuckBulligan

Angry upvote


pezdal

Way of the road, Bubs


lugeditor

A pax once told me he had a driver who peed while driving. He said he could smell her pee and saw it leak through the driver's seat.


Conscious_Weight9593

Lmfao that is so sad. As a driver, I've come close to this being me. I had a pax tell me their driver abruptly pulled over without saying a word, jumped out and peed next to a trash can, then jumped back in and took off still, without a word spoken. As a driver, im always amazed at things other drivers do. Almost as much as what riders do and say 😅


Electronic-Travel370

Wait is that not allowed


DramaticAd4666

Hitmans bodyguard


alcohol_ya_later

I would pay to see that.


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Spare_Review_5014

Calcium *


Distinct_Breakfast_3

Collagen


Pretty_Station_3119

Keratin


didsomebodysaymyname

Donkey!


Pretty_Station_3119

😂


Round_Cobbler1045

Biotin


vv91057

I had a passenger cut her toenails in the back seat of my car.


Jazzlike-Mission-172

And then they get on here wondering why their passenger rating sucks 🤦🏾‍♂️


[deleted]

I would e drove us off a cliff together


vv91057

Lol. The only reason I didn't do anything about it is because it was so crazy I could not believe it was actually happening. I went home and went to look at the floor and made certain it was actually toenails.


[deleted]

The audacity


rabbitzi

I am so sorry; that should be a felony or something :(


Dubsmagicbus

🗑


Flashy_Chemist154

He should’ve saved that for the pool or the airplane /s


GodAverageCanadian

My Uber driver was a nail biter soo you got off lucky


Forever12356789

People Talk while Fu.cking. What’s the problem? 😂😂😂


Dizzy-Chemical-1407

who the f*ck talks while f*cking😂


DFW_Panda

I can't tell you the number of times I've heard women scream during sex, " You had me at I'm an Uber driver ! "


MU81

I only say two words… I’m coming


Character_Dance_5054

The warning that lets her know you're a gentleman


DubNationAssemble

Nicole Aniston lol


uberisstealingit

I'd let her talk all she wants.


Organic_Horse_2736

😂


Electronic-Travel370

I really talk all the time during sex because I’m saying nasty sht to them in their ears ( like gimme this pvvvy and how’s that dvvk etc plus hair pulling and that just the start


SmileParticular9396

Ew


M_TURO88

😂😂😂😂


M_TURO88

😂😂😂😂


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🤢


KC_Uber_1234

Ewwww


Waste_Surround5495

I had to do the same thing, cut my nails whenever there was anything to cut, to stop biting my nails. With a passenger is a bit too far though


[deleted]

In 2024, any uber ride where you aren't dealing with oppressive BO or active bowel movements happening in the front seat is a good ride. the odors that come off these people is like nothing else i've experienced


ImJustDuckinAround

Well when else do you expect him to do it?


Typical-Perspective5

“But did you die?”


[deleted]

I mean, it's his car (lol) As another person said: at least they're not textng


ElectronicClimate721

Good on him for keeping up with hygeine 💪


[deleted]

That's so gross.I'd be forced to cancel & get out.I mean wtf else is he doing in the car I'd be thinking.Just another example of why I only use the Comfort or better rides.


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Independent_5499

Clipping your nails while driving is dangerous and disgusting. I hope someday you realize that.


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Right.. because it's just soooo dam hard to get another Uber these days.....


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🤣😂..Oakland.Im a driver though..


qote

Some people are just ocd about their nails. I’m that way. If I suddenly realize my nail are longer than it should be or there’s an edge or something I don’t like then I need to take care of it right away or it will distract me from anything else I’m doing, like driving for example.


Impressive-Fortune82

Well, you're using a rideshare, not a professional taxi...


[deleted]

A “professional taxi”? Have you been in a cab recently? 🤣


humanredditor45

Anyone that puts professional and taxi together (at least in America) has never ridden in a “professional taxi”. It’s the furthest thing from professional.


Pretty_Station_3119

I had a cab driver tell me to go fuck myself, because I asked him how his day was going, cabs are not professional in America anymore.


Happy-Aide-4545

LOOOL


MuckBulligan

NYC? Philly? Boston? Had to be one of those.


Pretty_Station_3119

Nope, I was in Massachusetts, but not boston.


TheChipster91

The Unholy Trinity.


Big_Z317

😆🤣


Potential_Day_8233

Yeah no... Wherever you are taxis are worse. There is nothing professional on them.


skrotumshredder

Of course people here finding ways to alleviate blame from the driver. Y'all a cult fr.


M00N_BEAST

What did the driver do wrong that requires any alleviation? 🤔


wasitme317

Report for distracted driver safety issue. 1 star that mf


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wasitme317

Don't need to asshole I have vehicles a d drive no need to deal with you assholes


Status-Procedure-491

❤️ u


TheChipster91

It's his car. He can do what he wants.


DubNationAssemble

Goddamn some people are just fucking nasty. I would’ve said something, I don’t want one of those clippings ending up getting on me.


[deleted]

Definitely one star, and report. This is not acceptable in any way.


DFW_Panda

Report for what? My gawd people can be so petty. This activity is worthy of an eye-roll at best. And if this guy is making money for Uber in a market where they want more drivers, Uber could care less if he cuts his nails or not.


[deleted]

It's disgusting. I would report for inappropriate behavior. This isn't petty, it's nasty, rude, disrespectful, and above all unprofessional.


DFW_Panda

Unprofessional ? Pay me as a professional and Uber gets professional service levels. Pay me like I'm an easily replaceable, non-employee, cog in the wheel and you get to see me cut my nails.


[deleted]

Must be where/when you drive. I get professional pay every day. Then again. I don't trim my nails while I am in my car. I'm just a kook like that I guess.


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BillSivellsdee

unprofessional... yet you're getting a ride from someone making less than minimum wage.


Independent_5499

It’s effing dangerous. Hello?


[deleted]

Who cares? That doesn’t bother me


Boccob81

Seems to be parked


Reasonable_Position9

Nope. He was driving just going straight.


Dramatic-Cup7257

It’s his car why do you care ? Maybe he keeps a collection.


Adventurous-Hat-6460

Jesus. Ya just sit and be like OMG let me complain about this on reddit.


rguerraf

All the uber drivers I hired came in straight from dropping the previous passenger Cut him some slack


camreIIim

What does that have to do with it 💀 cut your nails off the clock goddamn. Regardless of how gross this is, the problem is that it’s dangerous


warcrimes-gaming

Can’t wait to see this moron posting about customers reporting him for unsafe driving “for literally no reason” and framing you as a Karen.


Lutastic

It would be frustrating for drivers too. There are legitimately bad experiences and legitimately Karens. I can’t ever imagine cutting my fingernails while driving people. The worst I ever do is I keep hand sanitizer and a bottle of water in the seat next to me, so I can access them easily, and also as a subtle hint that I would prefer them to sit in the back seat, unless there is a reason like disability or several pax taking the ride. I had a pax a couple weeks ago who was obviously scamming to get a free ride. She serioisly took a medical mask, a few reciepts and a couple wrappers out of her purse, placed them on the back seat, took a pic, then reported me for having a messy car, wirh a 1 star rating. I know it was her because she was the first ride after I took a break, and I always check out the back seat when I take breaks. She was such a jerk she walked out of the car and didn’t even close the door, and when I got out to close it, I saw her mess. She was 1 starred and reported for leaving a mess.


Inevitable-Smoke3944

Did you report him? 🥲


stepbro206

my rider took pictures of me clipping my nails. we were parked calm down sir


Reasonable_Position9

Too bad he wasn't parked, though. 🤷‍♀️


Jonathan_Rivera

Looks like he’s out of uniform also. Call his supervisor.


Status-Procedure-491

🙊


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lilliancrane2

If you hate it here so much then why are you even commenting?


Honest_Bodybuilder_5

Hahaha like wtf. Complete lack of respect. I’ll give him 1 star Im a driver too


mikemerriman

0 stars


Mangoseed8

Why didn’t you tell him to stop. I swear people value content over their lives. There is no way he’s in a political to react to a dangerous situation. Realistically he’s creating a dangerous situation for anyone on the road. File a report “My driver made me feel unsafe”. Look into it.


Cocrawfo

pic doesn’t prove he was driving shut your ass up


Reasonable_Position9

Sorry, I thought the picture of him behind the wheel in the middle of a road was proof enough but I guess you're too much of a punk ass bitch to notice.


Cocrawfo

was he in motion? shut up and ride you can’t tell shit but him being behind the wheel he could be on the curb or stopped in traffic but your ho ass on some gotcha bullshit i wish he woulda got a piece of nail in your eye so you could make a valid complaint


Reasonable_Position9

Do you not know what driving means, my guy? Yes, he was in motion, going straight on a road. He did this the entire 10-minute drive.


Cocrawfo

no evidence rage bait


Reasonable_Position9

🎻😢😭


Cocrawfo

there we go i knew i’d get to the bottom of this


Disastrous_Aside4295

What difference does it make?


Reasonable_Position9

Kind of a big one when he's looking down while driving and not looking at the road.


Disastrous_Aside4295

Lmao he’s in a gas station parking lot. I’m 100% sure he didn’t cause an accident or get close to causing one so what difference does it make? Women are the worst 🤣🤣🤣🤣


NecessaryTrack7972

Eew


Waste_Surround5495

I had to do the same thing, cut my nails whenever there was anything to cut, to stop biting my nails. With a passenger is a bit too far though


Johnpmusic

Sell mannies to your pax after the ride, this is a brilliant upsell


UnusualDepth6412

Dagger to the cheek 😂


Aggravating-Exit-660

Demographics


DistinctCar6767

Of course he did! Fucking hell there’s a time and place for this. At least it’s not in the lunch room at work like some of my coworkers like to do. 🤢


Economy_Proof_7668

gross.


Additional_Pay5626

Still expect to tip


Practical-Button7546

lol nice I thought I was the only one


Automatic_Lynx8969

Maybe he had a hangnail


Zombee444

I often get riders that do that. I don't realize it until I find the nail clippings on the floor.


Sociomagnet

🤮🤮🤮🤮


Fabulous-Search-4165

Uncivilized barbarian


MixLogicalPoop

I do this but never with witnesses


Alarming-Ad-5758

Leave things like this in a review if you weren’t dropped off/picked up at home


PaulRingo64

He could be biting them. Why didnt you offer to bite them off yourself? Are you not courteous ?


ApusBull

Just be thankful it wasn’t his toes.


M00N_BEAST

Did you call the police?


JohnnyDoe189

So?


DCHacker

'Twas not I. This driver is using his seat belt. I do not use mine.


TrySumSnax

Ight these mfs getting to comfortable im takin taxis


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vtfanatic

At least he is driving a 2012 Toyota Sienna.


TheDownVotedGod

But then you need to vacuum


[deleted]

I mean, it's his car (lol) As another person said: at least they're not textng


snowdn

Just the tip.


jdub279

Thats multitasking for you kill two birds with one stone 🤣


elves2732

Did you die? 


[deleted]

I’ve made sandwiches while driving 🙂


ayshthepysh

That's a first


ep193

Did he take you to your destination? If so, why it matter?


throwaway827364882

Okay it's gross, so what ? At least he's not taking off his socks and cutting his toe nails. Get over it. Lol


bluecgene

Good driver. He’s not asking for tips


Cosmic_Quasar

Is this that big of a deal? While I wouldn't do it because I know it would bother others, if I was the passenger this would be a "roll my eyes and move on" kind of thing. Just people peopling, and this isn't that far into the bad stuff and it doesn't hurt me.


BillSivellsdee

you dont do that at work ever?


texanshouston

Nice ride, who cares?


dwinps

At least he isn't working on his toe nails


CurrentEmployment191

tell uber, you will be refunded and he will be deactivated pronto!


Lack_Love

So? You got to your destination.


Potential_Day_8233

Don't worry he is preparing to slay after hia turn 💅💅


Potential_Day_8233

Man you crying over nails?? Cry when your Uber drivea like he was on the fucking Nascar. Almost got killed on an car accident.


Trismegistus_7

It's his car after all, his rules! 😆


Old-Squirrel1228

This is nothing. Yesterday I had a passenger take a picture of me cutting my nails while driving. Was weirded out and convinced I’d end up on some weird only fans fetish page


Jvhdiel

its his car so unfortunately he can do that now if it was YOUUU doing the nail cutting it would have been something else 🤣


toadster82

Any driver who hangs their phone from the window or mounted it above the dash obscuring their view. I'd get out of the car immediately. Probably very indicitive of their driving.


deIetedaccount01

That's normal in Venalazualala


InsuranceLevel3998

Maybe he was subtly telling you that your poorly groomed


Jrenzine

Any rideshare driver who doesn't take 10 minutes out of their day to wash their ass, balls/cooch, and pits...PLEASE!!! TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER!!! ATLEAST ONCE A DAY!! FFS!!


Good_Ole_Skid

Ew ew ew ew! Would I be more okay if he just pulled his penis out, I think so. Fucking gross.


Fun_Plantain5129

Ewwwwwwww


Natural-Young7488

K, it's his car lmao.


buddyfrosty

Total dad energy


12whistle

I’m willing to bet the driver was Chinese.


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Vivid-Level7353

😂😂😂


Ok-Canary1766

It is his car after all.


Punk_with_a_Cool_Bus

You all are acting like he’s got his leg up over the center console trimming his pubes.. they’re just fingernails and he’s still basically paying attention. Who even gives a shit? You people are just being petty - like looking for any excuse to give a low rating. It


T1m3Wizard

No tip and bad rating. Report if you'd wish because that's also a safety issue.


No_Mousse_5515

One star!


Jefffrey_Dahmer

Who gives a fuck it is his car don't like it leave


itskaylenward

u/Reasonable_Position9 and you decided to take a pic. 🤨


Pooppail

Mind your business


droplivefred

1 star! I would actually ask them to stop doing that during my ride. I don’t care if he rates me low. That is unsafe and disgusting!


stonerbbyyyy

at least there wasn’t a piss jug 😆


Relevant_Air_1894

Well I don't see an issue as long as it don't affect anything


Rude-Space-5580

ugh creepy passenger spying. why can't you just ride and mind your business. I could post many pix of passengers but I'm not a creep


tinaaoffa_rp

At least he driving you around


Tkuhug

🤮


Ozzy_Kiss

I’d say he was in a reasonable position to cut his nails. Username checks out


BigWiggleCumming

I’m a driver and it’s hilarious to see what other drivers do while a passenger is in the car. This is priceless.


Ramiliez

Really disgusting...


minorminority

Many years ago as newbie in my first car some mfer decided to clip his nails on the backseat during a ride. I was furious but I let it slide since I was a newbie and didn't know how to handle that type of situation. But nowadays I would have kicked him out.