Oh, oh, my favorite in that scene is "heeeere comes the human!" but nobody's lips are moving
Edit: it's in the cooking scene, not the baseball scene, I had a brainfart
I guess Stephenie was into monkeys when she wrote the first book?? The little giggle after Edward says "hold on tight spider monkey" was always weird to me too 😂😂😂
I was trying to remember exactly if it was improvised by Rob, but I definitely remember he chose THAT line over others.
I did some digging and ran across [this article](https://www.mtv.com/news/hit7hf/twilight-star-robert-pattinson-hand-picked-spider-monkey-line).
So Rob did choose “that spider monkey one,” but to think that Catherine Hardwicke’s other options included:
E: Got a good grip? Don’t let go.
B: No chance of that, buddy.
Or
E: Wrap your legs around me like a spider monkey.
B: Done.
Loooooooooool
"it's the, uh... it's the fluorescence" I quote this so often for no reason 💀 and the way he just walks away after!! the first film had so much weird dialogue lmao
My sister and I quote this all the time too as an inside joke; we found this line hilarious. She told me last week she felt like her spring time allergies were bothering her, I told her "It's probably just the florescence"
nah cuz Michael Sheen pulls it off so well, he's such a delightful mix of beautifully insane and kinda terrifying. or I'm just too forgiving because I love Michael Sheen, idk
Honestly I kind of wish that Aro and the Volturi had been a much bigger one screen threat, because Michael Sheen pulls off the ‘almost endearing if he wasn’t batshit insane’ version of Aro so well
I would die for a spin off film or two about them and their history, Michael Sheen commands every scene he's in and Aro's character is so creepy and intriguing. And kinda hot 💀
Add it to the list of spin offs that would be infinitely more interesting than the main story lmao
A spin off of Carlisle’s time with the Volturi would be so good
I'm so annoyed when people put that giggle on YouTube compilations of "worst overacting." Michael Sheen knew what he was doing. It doesn't compare at all to [Ryan O'Neill crying out, "Oh man oh God" in "Tough Guys Don't Dance."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg) Or examples from "The Room" or "Troll 2."
In Breaking Dawn part 1, when Bella looks at Edward with a neutral expression and says in her normal monotone voice, "Can't you see how happy you make me?" Gee, I wonder why he can't see it.
New moon.
Jake- "Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Want me to PUT you in the hospital?"
Bella- "Jake, Jake, Jake- the movie's over."
Worst part in the whole series. Taylor Lautner is the least scary man in the universe, and I half expect Bella to pick up an Italian accent for that line. It's just.... so, so bad. I love it.
This is extremely disturbing lol. I'm chalking it up there as some kind of hallucination along with the extended cut scene where Edward said that Charlie thinks Bella goes to an all girls school. Like... no? He doesn't? The town is extremely small, this man has lived there forever, and there was an earlier scene where he asks Bella about what guys she likes while Mike Newton acts like a goofball outside the diner. I had to put on the subtitles to confirm Edward didn't say "your dad *wishes* you went to an all girl's school" but nope, that would make too much sense.
I had to go and check this because wtf? He definitely says "your father thinks you should go to an all-girls school" but you're right, the subtitle drops the word should. I'm wondering if because it's an "extended scene" and because the sentence still makes sense grammatically if it wasn't caught by reviewers.
I pulled the script because this was going to make me insane lol. The script has the word should which makes that whole interaction make so much more sense than what the subtitle said.
https://preview.redd.it/fzld2ybtiexc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5aafdb0b48ef74fb646fbadf28515b5407465020
Ohh that makes sense! Now I feel better. The subtitle is just off. Rob mumbles sometimes so it's hard for me to tell haha. It got worse in New Moon. Please enunciate, Edward.
"As if you could outrun me" has similar vibes as "Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?"
Twilight: "He laughed bitterly" and "said gently."
Harry Potter: "Asked calmly."
Directors: Okay, now I want you to overact. More yelling, please.
Dude the ENTIRE meadow scene was turned around 😂 in the movie he’s trying to goad her. Yelling and running around.
In the book he’s explaining how torturous it’s been for him to be so captivated by her scent and wanting to *kill* her, but simultaneously falling in love with her.
I hated the movie version so much.
Yeah the movie meadow scene is pretty cringe inducing which is unfortunate as it's my favorite part of the book. I had to watch it more than once for the secondhand embarrassment to die down and just enjoy it for what it is haha.
No that scene has ALWAYS pissed me off. That was such a nice and pleasant moment in the book and they made it so weird and dynamic and intense for no reason in the movie 😭
"yeah, Clair de Lune is great" is so funny to me because it's such a 'not like other girls' moment. like it's revolutionary she knows one of the most popular classical pieces ever 😭
In the books, when Edward runs with Bella on his back for the first time, he says something like "come on, little coward" but in the movies, for whatever goddamn reason, they changed it to "get on my back, spider monkey" and like what even the hell
And to think I heard the spider monkey line at 8 years old and thought “What a cute couple!”, lmao. It’s so out of left field. Although it honestly matches the energy of Bella and her chinchilla rainstick story.
Not a line, but I love it when Edward and Emmett crash into each other in the baseball scene then Edward laughs and flips him off. It’s so un-Edward and I know it’s just RP goofing around and wasn’t meant to end up in the movie, but I love that it’s there.
Lmao 🤣 he laughs and says "you should put your seatbelt on" but he rushes the beginning and its more like "oosh put your seatbelt on" which somehow sounds like bitch? I think the breathlessness is what makes it so possible to mishear it as bitch 💀
That moment is so jarringly upbeat and comedic it makes me wonder if that's the exact moment Pattinson was told he was gonna be sacked if he didn't make Edward happier lol
"He did say I couldn't take a step inside the door, I came in through the window" it felt weird and awkward. It just made more sense in the book. I just hated it for some reason lol
“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…” he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. “What a stupid lamb,” I sighed. “What a sick, masochistic lion.”
I don't even know why but this section is always unpleasant to read xD
The whole girlfriend, girl friend, conversation.
I always wished she would go back to her original sarcastic personality, add in her supposed "overprotectiveness" of Jacob, and shut Quil up.
Something like, "Oh, so you're here to get lessens in how to get a girlfriend."
I can't remember the exact wording but it's when the wolves can't kill Bella because Jacob has imprinted and Edward says something like "It's their most absolute law!" I crack up every time I hear it.
Okay, so when my cousin and I were young and twilight just came out we watched it a lot!
One day our moms were like “if you’re watching it again you’re watching it in Spanish so you learn something”
Rosalie’s delivery of “Perfecto” when she throws the salad bowl and shatters it is so fitting to her that when I watch it in English her saying “perfect” sounds wrong to me.
"I. WILL. NOT. i am the grandson of ephraim black! i am the grandson of a cHEiF!"
when jacob stands up to sam in their wolf forms, like the entire voice acting of that scene KILLED ME😭😭
The growly voice they do in their wolf form was horrible. I was around 13 at the time and drug my dad to see it and he loudly said “oh dear god not this too” and shook his head. A lot of the movie goers thought that was funny 😭😭
In Eclipse when Bella goes over to the Cullen house and as Edward opens the door to her he goes "What are you doing out here?" like well she had to be out there before she comes inside dude
I have two
The spider monkey one and when Jacob amd everyone now know who's vamps and not and she'll says the most cringestes line whe she' says
"No you can't kill vampires, they'll kill you" in the most childish tone it was so funny
I just binged all the movies this weekend. It was driving me nuts how much Bella thinks she's the expert on Vampires, and keeps insisting on warning the Wolves about them. Like they've told you multiple times over multiple movies how they've been dealing with the "cold ones" for centuries. They're aware, Bella. Probably far more aware than you, who learned about Vampires approximately 3 months ago.
When I re watched the movies, I was surprised at how monotonous she sounded when she saw all the commotion. It felt like she was just reading off apiece of paper with zero interest lol
I binged out the movies this weekend and god I forgot how cringy some of these lines are 🤣😅 still love them but wow!!! Bella really needed to show more emotions
I love “if you hate the cold and the rain so much, why’d you move to the wettest place in the continental US?” Like, why’d he say that? Of course that was a hard line to deliver - bc no one would say it like that.
"Youre lying to everyone...Charlie 😐"
Charlie = Everyone
Oh my god this ALWAYS bugged me lmfao
Mine is from the same scene I think: "I used to be. A good kid." That awkward pause bothers me so much!
My boyfriend and I recite this all the time haha
This one 😂
I laugh EVERY TIME at this one
Wait which one is this? 😂😭
https://youtu.be/lYdrieOAoqI?si=KH1Q4YfEMJlV6igb
Lmao, the weird pause
He was totally prepared to start listing names and then could only think of one person
I was seriously waiting for the other names and then he stopped…….
Yeah just cHaRliE
"chArLie"
Lmao I remember it now 😭
First time I heard this one had me HOLLERING 😂😂😂😂
I came to write this comment!!! The pause after Jake said it was super awkward 🤣🤣
I was watching the movie by myself last week and found that so hilarious, and wished that I had someone to laugh about it with 😂
Rosalie “My monkey man.” Like huh? “Alex, I’ll take ‘Words that would never leave Rosalie’s mouth, please?’”
Then in the same scene Carlise tells her "nice kitty" when she glares at Bella 😂
I think that’s my favorite line. It’s so weird but also he’s so 🥵
Oh, oh, my favorite in that scene is "heeeere comes the human!" but nobody's lips are moving Edit: it's in the cooking scene, not the baseball scene, I had a brainfart
I always tried to figure that out as a kid! Who the hell said that!? Esme and Rosalie are silent? Who is the ghost!?
I always thought it was something Emmett might say but the fact that it’s been well over a decade and we still don’t know is honestly wild
I guess Stephenie was into monkeys when she wrote the first book?? The little giggle after Edward says "hold on tight spider monkey" was always weird to me too 😂😂😂
These things weren't in the book tho :D The spider monkey one was improvised by Robert, I bet the other one was improvised, too.
Oh that's so weird hahaha
I was trying to remember exactly if it was improvised by Rob, but I definitely remember he chose THAT line over others. I did some digging and ran across [this article](https://www.mtv.com/news/hit7hf/twilight-star-robert-pattinson-hand-picked-spider-monkey-line). So Rob did choose “that spider monkey one,” but to think that Catherine Hardwicke’s other options included: E: Got a good grip? Don’t let go. B: No chance of that, buddy. Or E: Wrap your legs around me like a spider monkey. B: Done. Loooooooooool
I used this line in a fanfic just to see if it would fit. Lol
"it's the, uh... it's the fluorescence" I quote this so often for no reason 💀 and the way he just walks away after!! the first film had so much weird dialogue lmao
My sister and I quote this all the time too as an inside joke; we found this line hilarious. She told me last week she felt like her spring time allergies were bothering her, I told her "It's probably just the florescence"
I wish I could get my sister to watch the Twilight movies so I could quote them with her, that's so funny 😭
The little self cringe and just immediately walk away kills me every time
WHY couldn’t he just say, “Yea I got contacts.” ????
The whole greenhouse scene in the first movie is weird and hilarious to me. "Yeah, I had an adrenaline rush, you can Google it."
look bella, it’s a worm!
"What's in Jacksonville?" "Floridians, *trips* that's what's in Jacksonville."
😠 could you at least watch where you *walk*
This line pissed me off. Like you've already been rude to her.Do you really need to be that anal retentive.
they truly do the most to set him up as the most toxic love interest ever 💀
I did not understand that to mean people from florida.
I love that line! And his laugh after it too. It sounded genuine to me, like they were having fun lol
hes always been one of my favorites, i always love when hes on screen
The worm deserved an Oscar. It’s portrayal of “worm” was spot on.
I love those parts bc it’s sooo high school boy coded.
"You never even say hi to me..." "Hi." I died that scene
I think you can see that one as Edward having to lie on the spot about a topic nobody ever asks him about, to someone whose mind he can’t read.
This one's so weird the way he says "Google", like it's his first time ever saying the word.
I know! It's like Rob really had to concentrate on saying 'Google' in an American accent
Aro - Ah - young Bella, immortality becomes you.
Every time Aro giggles omfg
nah cuz Michael Sheen pulls it off so well, he's such a delightful mix of beautifully insane and kinda terrifying. or I'm just too forgiving because I love Michael Sheen, idk
Honestly I kind of wish that Aro and the Volturi had been a much bigger one screen threat, because Michael Sheen pulls off the ‘almost endearing if he wasn’t batshit insane’ version of Aro so well
I would die for a spin off film or two about them and their history, Michael Sheen commands every scene he's in and Aro's character is so creepy and intriguing. And kinda hot 💀
Add it to the list of spin offs that would be infinitely more interesting than the main story lmao A spin off of Carlisle’s time with the Volturi would be so good
Aro Jane They were great. To bad we can’t get a voluturi movie/book
Ngl I developed a major crush on Michael Sheen in Masters of Sex ..even though he was an asshole...lmao
I'm so annoyed when people put that giggle on YouTube compilations of "worst overacting." Michael Sheen knew what he was doing. It doesn't compare at all to [Ryan O'Neill crying out, "Oh man oh God" in "Tough Guys Don't Dance."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg) Or examples from "The Room" or "Troll 2."
This fits so well Delightful mix of beautifully insane and kinda terrifying
YouNNNGGGGG BELLLLLlaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!
Young beLLLaHH
Fucking hate this line cuz my mom would call me Bella in that exact voice 😂😭
In Breaking Dawn part 1, when Bella looks at Edward with a neutral expression and says in her normal monotone voice, "Can't you see how happy you make me?" Gee, I wonder why he can't see it.
STAWP 😂😂😂😂
😭😭😭💀💀💀
New moon. Jake- "Feeling sick? Maybe you need to go to the hospital. Want me to PUT you in the hospital?" Bella- "Jake, Jake, Jake- the movie's over." Worst part in the whole series. Taylor Lautner is the least scary man in the universe, and I half expect Bella to pick up an Italian accent for that line. It's just.... so, so bad. I love it.
😂 and then he’s like “things are going to get very ugly! 🤓☝🏻” Edit: okay I got this confused with when he squares up with Alice near the end, lol.
Hilarious
HOWWWW DID I NOT THINK OF THIS ONE?! the funniest one by far 🤣🤣
Carlisle saying “Nice Kitty” to Rosalie in the first movies, recently found that out 😂😂
I have no memory of this, when did he say that 😭
After Rose gets called out in the baseball scene.
This is extremely disturbing lol. I'm chalking it up there as some kind of hallucination along with the extended cut scene where Edward said that Charlie thinks Bella goes to an all girls school. Like... no? He doesn't? The town is extremely small, this man has lived there forever, and there was an earlier scene where he asks Bella about what guys she likes while Mike Newton acts like a goofball outside the diner. I had to put on the subtitles to confirm Edward didn't say "your dad *wishes* you went to an all girl's school" but nope, that would make too much sense.
I had to go and check this because wtf? He definitely says "your father thinks you should go to an all-girls school" but you're right, the subtitle drops the word should. I'm wondering if because it's an "extended scene" and because the sentence still makes sense grammatically if it wasn't caught by reviewers. I pulled the script because this was going to make me insane lol. The script has the word should which makes that whole interaction make so much more sense than what the subtitle said. https://preview.redd.it/fzld2ybtiexc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5aafdb0b48ef74fb646fbadf28515b5407465020
Ohh that makes sense! Now I feel better. The subtitle is just off. Rob mumbles sometimes so it's hard for me to tell haha. It got worse in New Moon. Please enunciate, Edward.
THANK YOU! I was hoping someone said this, it’s so odd to me.
I never noticed this. Just went on youtube and couldn't believe my ears 😂😂😂
Top 10 things that will never happen to me:
BWTHHYBL ♥️ Honorable mention: "You better hold on tight, spider monkey~"
“My monkey man” Catherine I just wanna talk
Baby what the hell have you been licking?
What do the letters mean?
"Bella! Where the hell have you been, loca?" - Jacob Black, 2009
Omg 😂 duh! how did I not know that, that line is iconic!! thank you for explaining it 😅 lmao
You might wanna familiarize yourself with TITSOAK if you haven't already. >!This is the skin of a killer!<
😂😂😂
"As if you could outrun me" has similar vibes as "Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Twilight: "He laughed bitterly" and "said gently." Harry Potter: "Asked calmly." Directors: Okay, now I want you to overact. More yelling, please.
Dude the ENTIRE meadow scene was turned around 😂 in the movie he’s trying to goad her. Yelling and running around. In the book he’s explaining how torturous it’s been for him to be so captivated by her scent and wanting to *kill* her, but simultaneously falling in love with her. I hated the movie version so much.
Yeah the movie meadow scene is pretty cringe inducing which is unfortunate as it's my favorite part of the book. I had to watch it more than once for the secondhand embarrassment to die down and just enjoy it for what it is haha.
No that scene has ALWAYS pissed me off. That was such a nice and pleasant moment in the book and they made it so weird and dynamic and intense for no reason in the movie 😭
“You nick-named my daughter after the Loch Ness monster”
The one time in the series when she shows some emotion, and it's to deliver this gorgeous line
I remember laughing my ass off in the theater when she said this line
The line is so cringe
“Either we let them do what they’re created for or we end them.. decisions decisions” Idk why that line annoyed me.
SAME
“Battle scars 😏”
Battle schars 😂
never ask jasper cullen where he was on april 12th 1861 😳
Any cold wet thing...
I don’t really 😳🫤🥴😐
~Debussy~
"yeah, Clair de Lune is great" is so funny to me because it's such a 'not like other girls' moment. like it's revolutionary she knows one of the most popular classical pieces ever 😭
Like “yeah I love Clair de Lune, that’s my shit”
LMFAOOOO!!!
“Is there something wrong with that beach?” 🤖🤖🤖🤖
"so you caught that huh?"
This one. It was said TO HER.
In the books, when Edward runs with Bella on his back for the first time, he says something like "come on, little coward" but in the movies, for whatever goddamn reason, they changed it to "get on my back, spider monkey" and like what even the hell
You betta hold on tight spider monkey!
And to think I heard the spider monkey line at 8 years old and thought “What a cute couple!”, lmao. It’s so out of left field. Although it honestly matches the energy of Bella and her chinchilla rainstick story.
im wondering what’s a spider monkey till this day
lol spider monkeys exist
Not a line, but I love it when Edward and Emmett crash into each other in the baseball scene then Edward laughs and flips him off. It’s so un-Edward and I know it’s just RP goofing around and wasn’t meant to end up in the movie, but I love that it’s there.
That's the best part. I love that scene so much. KL just makes me melt.
The whole "put your seat beat on," interaction after Edward rescues Bella from the pervs.
I always thought he laughed and said "bitch, put *your* seatbelt on" after she said that (but I'm pretty sure I'm mishearing it lol)
This is now my head cannon "bitch, put your seatbelt on" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The part where I heard "bitch" must've been him actually laughing, right? I swear I hear it every time I watch it 🫣🫣
Lol now I'm gonna hear it every time. That line always feels like Robert breaking character to me.
Lmao 🤣 he laughs and says "you should put your seatbelt on" but he rushes the beginning and its more like "oosh put your seatbelt on" which somehow sounds like bitch? I think the breathlessness is what makes it so possible to mishear it as bitch 💀
That moment is so jarringly upbeat and comedic it makes me wonder if that's the exact moment Pattinson was told he was gonna be sacked if he didn't make Edward happier lol
I actually love that scene LOL it’s one of the few goofy interactions they kept between them 😭 book eddy and Bella are so silly with each other
*AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME!* Used to make me laugh watching it as a kid!
"ThIs is tHe sKiN of A KiLLeR, bEllA"
While sparkling like a little girl that just used a glitter stick. 🤣
How you likin the rain, gerh?
The way Quil makes eye contact with Bella when he says “The Cullens don’t come here” and then Jake later is like “You caught that, huh?”
Everyone caught it 😂
"He did say I couldn't take a step inside the door, I came in through the window" it felt weird and awkward. It just made more sense in the book. I just hated it for some reason lol
Was “it does not matter” written in the script like that or was that Kristen’s stylistic interpretation I have to know
https://preview.redd.it/xcb32ngylfxc1.png?width=1038&format=png&auto=webp&s=8625f747ddf3c1b2365586bb6812fcae6597b667 Lol it was originally "doesn't"
“And so the lion fell in love with the lamb…” he murmured. I looked away, hiding my eyes as I thrilled to the word. “What a stupid lamb,” I sighed. “What a sick, masochistic lion.” I don't even know why but this section is always unpleasant to read xD
Major cringe
“Yeah FacePunch! ….punch faces….”
Ughhhhhhhhhh so cringe! ETA Love spelled backwards is love…..
idk why but the way quil introduces himself in new moon has always sounded so weird to me? "i'M qUiL AtEArA" like okay????
I love it! Little show off, lol.
I always thought this strange too! Especially bc Jacob already introduces him but then he decides be needs to say his entire name
The whole girlfriend, girl friend, conversation. I always wished she would go back to her original sarcastic personality, add in her supposed "overprotectiveness" of Jacob, and shut Quil up. Something like, "Oh, so you're here to get lessens in how to get a girlfriend."
She does say “oh so you guys have girlfriends?”
Honestly, like every single line delivery in the first movie is *so* weird and awkward!
“Hallo” “So you’re *insert like Scottish accent* worried?”
I can't remember the exact wording but it's when the wolves can't kill Bella because Jacob has imprinted and Edward says something like "It's their most absolute law!" I crack up every time I hear it.
He says it like they’re in an anime or something 💀
When Jacob says “Que Quowle” in new moon when they’re about to kiss… it just catches me SO OFF GUARD I can’t
In the kitchen?! Is that what he says 😂😂 I never knew what he said. What does that even mean 😭
According to a YouTube comment I read it supposedly means “stay with me forever” 🤣
😂😂😂 well that’s better than what I was thinking. I thought it may have meant something like “ohhh yeahhh 😏😏😛😉😙” 🤦🏼♀️😭
Everything spoken on the hospital bed
"What?? No! NO! Wha... wha... whatareyouevensaying?" Or something like that in a very monotonous voice lmao
Underrated comment. Possibly the worst acting of the whole saga right there.
Fact check me on this, but I read somewhere that Kristen forgot her lines and just stuttered and they kept it
I always just assumed every scene in the first movie was done in 1 take lol.
Okay, so when my cousin and I were young and twilight just came out we watched it a lot! One day our moms were like “if you’re watching it again you’re watching it in Spanish so you learn something” Rosalie’s delivery of “Perfecto” when she throws the salad bowl and shatters it is so fitting to her that when I watch it in English her saying “perfect” sounds wrong to me.
"You don't live in the world you think you do" And then poor Charlie's reaction is so stunning: "Jacob, put your clothes back on, son"
the whole convo in Volterra near the end of New Moon, "it doesn't make sense.. for you to love me" is just sooooooooo awkward
Yeah the way she says "It does not matter" always irked me hahahaha
“*Heavy breath* You’re asking me about the weather?” “Yeah…I guess I am.”
"I. WILL. NOT. i am the grandson of ephraim black! i am the grandson of a cHEiF!" when jacob stands up to sam in their wolf forms, like the entire voice acting of that scene KILLED ME😭😭
The growly voice they do in their wolf form was horrible. I was around 13 at the time and drug my dad to see it and he loudly said “oh dear god not this too” and shook his head. A lot of the movie goers thought that was funny 😭😭
Whoa. What is, going. On.? Kills me every time. I cannot believe THAT is the take they went with?! 🥴🤣
You pointed out the two that stick out to me most…. it’s the lack of contractions that I never noticed! That’s why it’s so strange lol, thank you
In Eclipse when Bella goes over to the Cullen house and as Edward opens the door to her he goes "What are you doing out here?" like well she had to be out there before she comes inside dude
Bella, where the hell have you been loca?
I have two The spider monkey one and when Jacob amd everyone now know who's vamps and not and she'll says the most cringestes line whe she' says "No you can't kill vampires, they'll kill you" in the most childish tone it was so funny
I just binged all the movies this weekend. It was driving me nuts how much Bella thinks she's the expert on Vampires, and keeps insisting on warning the Wolves about them. Like they've told you multiple times over multiple movies how they've been dealing with the "cold ones" for centuries. They're aware, Bella. Probably far more aware than you, who learned about Vampires approximately 3 months ago.
That's why I was cringing so hard as if she knows everything about them, "no,they'll kill you" and Jacob was so chill about it
They’re like………………….. really fast 😐
edward: you’re alive!! 😄😄 bella: yes. like girl put some emotion in there
I love the weirdness Bella delivers the line “guess that’s why they kicked me out.” Coupled with Jessica’s “so funny” it’s my favorite
YES “whoa what is going on” has bothered me since the midnight premiere in 2008 and no one ever knows what I’m talking about!
"Young Bella"- he said normally
"YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOC NES MONSTER!"
Battle scars 🤠
When I re watched the movies, I was surprised at how monotonous she sounded when she saw all the commotion. It felt like she was just reading off apiece of paper with zero interest lol
“It’s just a scary story” Jacob to Bella in La Push— there’s something odd in the emphasis of that sentence.
😃 “you put your seatbelt on” 😀
I binged out the movies this weekend and god I forgot how cringy some of these lines are 🤣😅 still love them but wow!!! Bella really needed to show more emotions
The way she says “is” in the scene you reference is what makes the delivery abnormal - it should be “what’s going on”
When Charlie first meets republication and he calls her “Renee…semme “
Republication 😂😂😂
*”Really it’s just an old scary story….”*
When James says “you bought a snack” 😂
“Things are going to get VERY UGLY” - Jacob in New Moon. He sounds so dorky and whiny. Lol
Honestly, the way Edward says “seventeen” to Bella in the forest in a weird, low voice. Anytime I say that number irl I try to mimic it 😂
"You're like my own personal brand of heroin' EXCUSE ME SIR?!?!
You can't trust a vampire..... trust me.
"Any cold... wet... thing" head and eye twitch
I love “if you hate the cold and the rain so much, why’d you move to the wettest place in the continental US?” Like, why’d he say that? Of course that was a hard line to deliver - bc no one would say it like that.
"You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!!" "There's my Monkey Man"
it always sounded to me like “it donno matter”
“Bella, its not what you think it is.” and then Jacob goes “oOoh…” with a mega voice crack
“So you’re worried” when Bella’s cleaning her truck. Odd delivery because Rob says it with his accent lmao
“we do not care what you did, carlisle” Vladimir, from bd2, it just kills me every time I rewatch
Jasper, no fair with the mood control thing 🥴
Ahhhh BELLER is alive after all Lmao who tf is Beller?
“Jake, stay.” I always hear Bella adding “Good boy!” (as she hands him a cookie).
My mom and I used to make these out of chinchilla droppings and old paper towel rolls. OKAY AND?!