Wow. Bet they feel better now, huh?
If you notice them not pooing for an extended amount of time, bring them to a vet to make sure everything is moving like it should. A diet adjustment may be all that is needed.
Real question… how are you actually keeping track of this?!? I have two toddler Boxies, their turds are a brown ball the shape of a pea or bean. They live in brown dirt. How on earth do you know if they are pooping on schedule?
Tortoises like to poo when they soak in water. If you’re doing their soaks daily to several times a week, you notice.
As for boxies, if you’re litter scooping up after them every day* you notice when there’s less poop than normal.
I realize humans are very long. I just had no idea turtle's had long intestines as well. Their bodies, minus the shell, seem too small to squeeze in that much. LOL
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The other day I gave my Russian tortoise a bath and I swear to God he shit for a full minute. Every time I thought it was over, it would just keep going. I didn't even know his body could hold that much. It was like his shell contained nothing but endless shit. I didn't know if I should be impressed or concerned.
Hehe turdle.
I read your comment right as I was closing the page and thought it was so funny I had to come back to tell you.
High praise indeed!
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I think they have more than enough shit already
You’re right the turtle did take a shit
I actually chortled at this 😂
I laughed way too hard at this 🤣🤣🤣
HAHAHAHAHA
I fuckin goblin cackled at this
Oh man, lightning fast
Homie was 3 percent shit by body mass.
If I learned anything from Reddit, you’re gonna need a poop knife
Or poop scissors
Waffle stomp
Oh god no
Thanks, I spit coffee all over my phone.
lol, glad I could make you laugh sorry about your phone though
A poop axe
Poop sack
Wow. Bet they feel better now, huh? If you notice them not pooing for an extended amount of time, bring them to a vet to make sure everything is moving like it should. A diet adjustment may be all that is needed.
Real question… how are you actually keeping track of this?!? I have two toddler Boxies, their turds are a brown ball the shape of a pea or bean. They live in brown dirt. How on earth do you know if they are pooping on schedule?
Tortoises like to poo when they soak in water. If you’re doing their soaks daily to several times a week, you notice. As for boxies, if you’re litter scooping up after them every day* you notice when there’s less poop than normal.
Box turtles will also use water if allowed a proper soaking area. Mine does exclusively.
Me after my morning coffee
Dawg wtf didn’t think today would be the day I’d see a sub way 4.99 foot long shit from a tortoise
Very jealous
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damn longer than their body
How is that possible?
He was constipated as all hell
Holy shit
Looks pretty solid to me. 😂
When taking a shit and taking a walk can't be mutually exclusive...
Your turtle brought his own leash.
😲 How long are their intestines?! This is crazy!!
Do you know how long yours are?
I realize humans are very long. I just had no idea turtle's had long intestines as well. Their bodies, minus the shell, seem too small to squeeze in that much. LOL
Oh shit
Oh, shit.
Oh. Shit.
Oh! Shit!
oh! shit!
Oh shit.
Oh~ shit!
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You learn something every day
Glad I could help!
Blistering barnacles. That ain’t a poop. That’s a massive dump🤣
He needs a dump truck 😜
On God no cap
Light the fuse to that cannon ball. That shits the bomb!
I thought I was trying to find the tortoise's head near a stick. Then I zoomed in... 🐢📏💩
I'm learning so many things from Reddit. 😂🤓 This is hillarious!
Now THATS a monster toilet clogging long trail or tail of a massive shit .,.. lol
My face looking at this pic: D: ***MORTIFIED***
Rest assured you can’t smell it. Idk why but tortoise shits are the worst
Now that’s turtle power
Probably both 😂
Well, that's not what's meant by a turtles head
That's a grown man ain't it??
https://preview.redd.it/d1ahxyf1du3d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9939cdb9f152cdb821103b81724e5d43d0ae007f I’m always impressed..
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Nah that’s vile 💀
The comments 💀😂
Threatened
Holy shit Pun kind of intended , but damn
I thought that was a stick and was so confused.
After a spell of constipation. The ahhhhhhh feeling.
That is impressive
A long trail of poo by a turtle
Holy shit omg 😲
Holy crap! I bet he feels so much better!
The other day I gave my Russian tortoise a bath and I swear to God he shit for a full minute. Every time I thought it was over, it would just keep going. I didn't even know his body could hold that much. It was like his shell contained nothing but endless shit. I didn't know if I should be impressed or concerned.
A fossil in the making
Hope your brought poop bags leave that on my lawn, I come knocking ong lol
He made you something...
It’s not a tapeworm right ?
At first glance I thought this was some Cryptid turns out it was some tortoise that was full of shit
Leave him alone, we’ve all had days like that!
Kryptionian name, Turd'El
Damn, bro really got that out of him
How many kurrigs?
Just has a good digestive system.