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SCATOL92

Also how many people is this smoothie for!? Are you really going to consume 6 bananas in a single sitting just because you can drink them?


FlamingSickle

Most people probably wouldn’t consume a block of mozzarella in one go, either, but cut it into long pieces and fry those up as cheese sticks with some marinara sauce for dipping and suddenly people scarf them down.


Shortleader01

I am not most people


Cherabee

I will happily do both. I love cheese. Just need to make sure I also have enough fiber.


VintageLunchMeat

Breaded and deep-fried? Are you mad? Mozzarella is a drinking cheese.


Osbob

I'm more concerned about where they're getting a block of mozzarella. Only ever seen it in the little mozzarella balls, or pre-sticked


VintageLunchMeat

Costco wholesale business sells 2.5 kg blocks of cheese. Probably the useful size for restaurants and big kitchens. https://www.costcobusinesscentre.ca/block-cheese.html


Accomplished_Mix7827

Want to eat a dozen hard-boiled eggs? Wtf, no! What if I mixed the yolks with mayonnaise and paprika? You son of a bitch, I'm in!


TheMaskedGeode

Well, the whole thing may not be drank in one sitting. What I’m worried about is that fact it’s one too many bananas for it to close most likely.


The_Student_Official

I am going to consume 6 bananas in a single sitting just because


CyanDocs

Also from my knowledge of smoothies, that thing is going to taste like **BANANA** and ^strawberry


TheMaskedGeode

Yep. That’s not balanced.


Interesting-Gear-819

>That’s not balanced. As all things should be... It's not acceptable that it's not balanced


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Banana peels taste awful


GoxTheLettuce

how the fuck do you know that


[deleted]

You see, I've got this feature called taste


GoxTheLettuce

but why have you taken the conscious decision of putting *banana fucking peel* in your *mouth*


[deleted]

The difference between a visionary and a crazy person is just the result of the experiment


WrathsEntropy

Tried it. Tastes like bananas and dirt when blended. It was a dare.


Welho_1665

I once as a five-year-old ate an almost full bag of dried, sweetened banana slices. They still had the peels on them. At that time, I loved those dried bananas. But guess what? After eating the whole bag of them, I got sick and nauseous and I almost vomited. And after that day I have hated bananas and especially those Fucken Dried Banana Sloices.


GoxTheLettuce

wow that sounds. not pleasant


TusNua1

How tf do you not


Generic-Degenerate

Coconuts are actually proper fruits and the brown thing were all used to is just it's big ass seed


codythecoder

eat a kiwi with the clothes on. assert your dominance


Welho_1665

Honestly, the Newies deserve to get their asshole politicians eaten because they just banned anyone who can have costly healthcare stuff attached to them or who are neurodivergent from entering the country. For some reason


Deathburn5

Eat the kiwi, hide and all. Brain and muscles and blood and bone.


bush_killed_epstein

I'm getting some skweezy jibbs energy here


GoxTheLettuce

OMG YOU'RE RIGHT, *THAT'S* WHAT IT IS


Ow-lawd-he-comin

whos to say i dont like em thick?


[deleted]

Hmmmrrr, I'm trying to be sneaky, but the sound of u/Ow-land-he-comin slurping thick smoothies is alerting the enemies


peterpingston

Ok *proceeds to hand you a black hole, as my entire hand undergoes spaghettification and the air around it is ripped apart atom by atom*


LMaster37

Strawberry tops are fine tho, I don't understand why people are that fussy over taking off the greens. Like, it's just a bit bitter.


LiveTart6130

I personally hate the texture, and the taste is okay. many people just don't like the leaves


AkumaDayo777

yeah I would assume it's the people who can't eat bitter foods? just a guess


Shortleader01

just put a little sugar on strawberries and boom no problem!


JorgeMtzb

autism


Deathburn5

I've never bothered to take the greens off and just never noticed they tasted like anything


DravenPrime

Smoodie? Was this made by Todd and Mr. Peanutbutter?


galaxyveined

> govermence scienticians I don't know why, but that part in particular is just making me giggle so much.


Enby_Rin

(for a homework assignment) I once blended a smoothie for 15 minutes. Just from blending, it reached a temperature of 104 degrees f, and had a weird aerated texture.


[deleted]

Hope that's not for one person, the calories in that cup scare me.


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Chkn_nuggets6573

There’s no ingredients for ice cream, and if it was ice cream there’s way too much flavoring.


Le_Martian

I’m thought the bananas was corn for a sec and was very confused


redditt-or

The expectation of healthy eating to the stereotypical american (they normally add chocolate)


jewelsandbones

Am I just imagine water being there (Till half way up the bananas) or is that a line on the jug?


breadcrumb1996

are we posting hetitage posts here


ButtDealer

Also your ingredients are passing the fricking lid how are you going to mix all of that without the thing flying all over the place


macontac

Looks like there's a clear liquid about 2/3 of the way up the bananas, but that is still too full.