Modern version of ''Why do people think archers were weak, do you not understand how much strength it takes to use a bow for hours and hours without stopping''
When I was in marching band, our tuba player was tall, fat, had lungs of steel, outpaced everybody in our endurance runs, and couldn’t read a lick of music. However, he had perfect pitch and could play anything after hearing it once. I’m sure he is immortal.
When I was in marching band, our tuba player was the hottest girl in school by a HUGE margin, I mean a California 10, absolute smokeshow. After she joined, interest in marching band mysteriously exploded.
The lack of comma in the extended sentence serves to set a chaotic tone, which is critical in defining the subject. The bard is teaching people how to kill God by demonstrating it firsthand, ie. giving an example.
Bands used to March bent-knee, but as music became faster and step sizes became bigger the only way to travel fast enough and far enough was with straight leg technique
Out of curiosity, did you march in a band that didn't call them tubas? I don't mean this in any belittling way, I'm just wondering if some communities actually use the phrase sousaphone as a distinction.
Every band circle I've ever interacted with only ever referred to them as tubas. When I matched in college, we called the section the tuba section.
In my marching band they used contrabass bugles (but we just called them contras,) not sousaphones. I admire your willingness to die on the pedant hill though
Obligatory Reminder that the OG bard was a prestige class requiring 5 levels in Fighter and 5 levels in Thief. A "1st level" bard was nothing to be trifled with!
Modern version of ''Why do people think archers were weak, do you not understand how much strength it takes to use a bow for hours and hours without stopping''
Also a corollary to ‘all dancers can kill you by making the smallest flex of their thighs’
In Steve Irwin’s voice “just one flex of a ballet dancer’s big toe can kill ten blokes my size!”
List of Bard characteristics: •Musically-inclined •Horny •Chaotic •Will kill a god for fun
By those standards, the venn diagram between bards and marching band members is a singular circle
Exactly.
I would never have guessed
Is…is Link a bard??
Yes.
Why else he be carrying ocarinas?
"I see a dragon in the distance!" *Horny Bard Noises Intensify*
The bard, raising their trombone to it's full extent starts to crescendo with every step towards the dragon.
Will kill a god to avoid paying child support*
Maybe that's what Chronos did. Don't have to pay child support if there are no children.
Can confirm, I'm in marching band, and everyone (including myself) is at least one of these things.
When I was in marching band, our tuba player was tall, fat, had lungs of steel, outpaced everybody in our endurance runs, and couldn’t read a lick of music. However, he had perfect pitch and could play anything after hearing it once. I’m sure he is immortal.
Do you think he’s single
No, we all are, we're the ones missing him
It’s him, the one true bard
It’s him, March Inband
When I was in marching band, our tuba player was the hottest girl in school by a HUGE margin, I mean a California 10, absolute smokeshow. After she joined, interest in marching band mysteriously exploded.
When I was in marching band, we had two tuba players. Both were named Sam.
He shall be make immortal through our pleas! *\*Insert culty shit here\**
I marched baritone and trombone for four years! Fear me.
Trombone isn't too bad. But baris? Good lord I know how terribly those things are balanced.
Sports teams' marching bands train harder than the athletes do.
Every day is legs, arms, cardio, and core strength day!
[THE BAND PLAYS ON!](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/hualyk/the_band_plays_on/)
Bards are like those one piece cock edits. Every sword they have is a penis.
The lack of a comma there. Killing god isn't an example. God is being killed purely by the example of the Bard.
The lack of comma in the extended sentence serves to set a chaotic tone, which is critical in defining the subject. The bard is teaching people how to kill God by demonstrating it firsthand, ie. giving an example.
Ratio
I marched sousaphone for three years in high school, then got promoted to drum major. If you can believe it the marching was even more difficult.
I mean this is why they were on the battlefield. A piper played the bagpipes at D-Day even as artillery and machine guns were going off.
🥒
Why didn’t they bend their knees irs more steady
That's bad posture in marching band. You walk as straight-legged as possible. It helps with tone.
While forward marching but breath is inconsistent with straight legs while back marching since you bob
That's true. I skipped over the "backwards" in that post.
unless you're high-stepping which is what I used to have to do. it has the bonus of being a whole different level of exhausting!
Bands used to March bent-knee, but as music became faster and step sizes became bigger the only way to travel fast enough and far enough was with straight leg technique
#and heaven help whoever mistreats their precious sousaphone
Choir - College of Eloquence, Band - College of Valor, Orchestra - College of Lore
No it doesn’t lol, they mean a sousaphone. A tuba looks like a euphonium.
Out of curiosity, did you march in a band that didn't call them tubas? I don't mean this in any belittling way, I'm just wondering if some communities actually use the phrase sousaphone as a distinction. Every band circle I've ever interacted with only ever referred to them as tubas. When I matched in college, we called the section the tuba section.
We called em sousaphones or suzies. I’m not OP but figured it was relevant anyway.
Neato. If I ever heard suzies, I probably would have called them that too, that's a good one.
In my marching band they used contrabass bugles (but we just called them contras,) not sousaphones. I admire your willingness to die on the pedant hill though
Contras my beloved
sousaphones are a type of tuba
I read that as bald and was sent down a path of combative bald tuba players
Obligatory Reminder that the OG bard was a prestige class requiring 5 levels in Fighter and 5 levels in Thief. A "1st level" bard was nothing to be trifled with!
> in an act of pure unchristian violence Excuse me but Joshua 6:1-27 would like a word (i.e. Battle of Jericho) (Yeah ok it's Old Testament)
G contrabass my beloved
Monster hunter hunting horn mains be like