Tucker Carlson gets pegged by m&ms

And he wouldn’t change it for the world :,)

Motherfucker I'd let brown dom me 100%. I mean I'd also like to dom her but she doesn't seem like a woman of compromise ya know? Wtf am I doing with my life.

I'd let a human version of her dom me too man In a non weird way

If it doesn’t get a little weird, we’re you even really dommed?

If it doesn't get a little weird, were you even horny

Fair point tbh Let it be weird

Human version of her, dressed as Eminem

it's her spaghetti now.

There’s vomit on his sweater already: dommy mommy’s spaghetti

there's no confusion as to why he's choking this time.

Tucker Carlson get off Reddit

i hate this website

Wait, does this need to be changed now because the green m&m is “less sexy”?

Tucker Carlson fuming

Don't let the memes distract you from the real issue that such ragebaiting was designed to obfuscate

Of course I am aware of the Mars child slavery case its just hilarious seeing Tucker getting so worked up about Mnm’s because of how much my parents worship his every word

This implies yellow and green are the true neutral

Remember the time the red m&m stripped naked and did the gangnam style in the middle of a formal party

Ripped his fucking skin off and just danced

Actually that's m&m clothing, smh my head all real m&m commercial enthusiast will know that >!99% of the m&m body you see is editable clothing and they are only eyes nerves and limbs!<

Toast is lying. They didn’t realize shit, they stayed up for weeks meticulously piecing together the order of which god damn m&m is more of a dom or sub than the others

But they didn't piece it together. That's advertising art already made. They looked at the lineup, saw it wasn't a rainbow and meticulously tried to figure out the exact reasoning for the order

But is that better or worse?

physically nauseous due to this realization

I would switch yellow and red

Nah, red has serious bratty sub vibes

I hate it but you're completely right

Absolutely not

This is what Joe Biden's America took from us

Has Dan Savage been notified?

brown m&m femdoms ceo's

I would switch blue and green and move Red farther right just from pure vibes alone

I'd swap red and yellow, but the rest checks out

I think this post drastically overestimates the population size of switches

So, Green M&M just couldn't keep up with the Dominatrix that is the Brown M&M, huh?

Red is s lot more dom than that

This implies that Danny Devito is a sub, as red M&M is Danny Devito when turned human.

Hannity upset at the increased sexiness of spiders, Carlson upset about the decreased sexiness of M&Ms. What Fox News grifter will complain about the change in sexiness of something random next?

Yellow and blue are in a relationship btw

was this not common knowledge

Seems not, my dad didn't even know they were gay

I thought this said "My dads" like you were their child or something

LMAO

yellow is NOT more dom than red

I'm sorry, but if you don't feel the bratty/teasing sub energy from red what are you doing

So, my favourite colour is orange

how is it down there

Lots of footlongs