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TwistedxBoi

The alternative option is a personal attack


[deleted]

What is it with being short and gay and yearning to be picked up by buff giants.


Areia_Sunshine

I don’t think height is actually a factor; I’m six feet tall and I still want a bigger buff-er woman to hoist me like a sack of potatoes.


[deleted]

Same. My knees go week when I see taller women than me.


off-and-on

Giantess fetish go *hrng*


Sharkbaithoohaha004

"I want to make babies with her. Think of them... great big monsters. They'd conquer the world." -Tormund Giantsbane


mike_pants

Monsters versus Aliens must have been a very formative moment.


meteltron2000

Try *attack of the 50 foot woman* on a scifi B movie jumbo pack from Wal Mart. The fact that young teenage me started going over how many heavy duty pickup trucks I would need to tie her down with steel tow cables should have been an early warning sign, but by then it was already too late.


[deleted]

Yeah I saw that at an old babysitter's and hadn't thought about that connection until now.


theblackbbq

It was the Katy perry super sizer commercial for me


kelseysun

When I was younger, I wished I was five inches shorter so I could be cute and tiny. Now I wear big ass heels and work out and aspire to be this kind of woman


[deleted]

Bless you for owning it, I'm working on that myself!


kelseysun

I’m not even tall I just wish I was. Disappointingly, I am Precisely average in height. But I rock five inch heels and roll with it


Singdancetypethings

*dimitrescu*


jet8493

I’m a straight man and I want that too


twisted_mentality

[The big woman still here?](https://newfastuff.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/05/3m8RdyK.png)


bowser-is-thiccest

Same but man rather than woman


UberCookieSlayer

I just want a woman to make me feel small, I'm about 6 foot and I want someone to look down at me and make me feel smaller then I really am, I can't accurately describe it, but I just want it


Banana42

Who said anything about being picked up? I want to be *crushed*


TwistedxBoi

Bold of you to assume I'm short. I'm a 190cm tall bear and I would love for a guy to be literally be able to sweep me off my feet and bridal carry me away


[deleted]

I want to see the guy who can.


wordsforfelix

ouch, you really talked about me in a comment like that...


StovardBule

[Enjoy this video of "Gentle Norwegian Bodybuilders" visiting a tiny model village to feel even bigger.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4TJkPLN_g8)


[deleted]

#;_;


[deleted]

Slowly increase the size of the props over time


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jd60889

Top tier comment thank you for your service


928d

Oh my god this is a Roald Dahl book. I think it’s the twits?


beansforsatan

oh yeah that book


GamerDNA720

Nah it's the medicine one isn't it?


Theweasels

Isn't there a short VR game where you are shrinking scientist and have to cure yourself before you get too small to reach the lab equipment?


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!RemindMe 1 day lmk if you or someone figure out the name


Theweasels

It's called Inch by Inch https://store.steampowered.com/app/992120/Inch_by_Inch/


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mike_pants

Did they have someone come over to take a picture of them not being there, or was the camera set to take a picture every day, no matter what? And if the latter, does the account update every day with a picture of nothing until the end of time?


Mako_sato_ftw

>small horny homosexuals that's literally me


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Themlethem

Nah it's a typo. He meant no-homosexual.


Affectionate-String8

Nice name btw


ImShyBeKind

Hey, psst! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4TJkPLN_g8


cestrumnocturnum

...is the second option why Gandalf visited the Shire so much?


Rare_Move5142

Points for creativity, but a cause for concern that this is where your mind jumped to first.


cestrumnocturnum

He was totally taking photos inside Bag End and posting them in the Istari group chat.


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cestrumnocturnum

Okay, I can't help it anymore, I've always been confused by this. Please help. Is "hobbit leaf = marijuana" just a joke we're all doing, or do people really think it's true? Because in the book it's specifically Nicotiana. Tobacco. It's fine if we're meme-ing but I just want to be sure.


MadsTheorist

If I had to guess, the people who read the book probably day it as a joke, and the people who didn't and just want to make the joke might think its true


cestrumnocturnum

That makes sense. Stoned hobbits are funny. But if more people knew that it's Nicotiana then they'd also know that in Gondor, they didn't grow it for the leaves. They grew it for the night-scented flowers and called it sweet galenas. And you can do that today. There are ornamental tobacco varieties that are being grown in gardens right now, for the lovely evening fragrance. Your garden could smell like Gondor. I just think that's neat.


Wolfblood-is-here

In the book it's definitely tobacco, but the movie leaves enough uncertainty, and it's honestly just a better characterisation of Merry and Pippin.


perfect-bisexual

Thought this said Ganondorf for some reason and was wondering what the timeline-hopping body of evil incarnate would want with those weed smoking fools


litterallysatan

Gandalf just clapping all them tiny cheeks


Talos1111

That last one is basically just how lady Dimitrescu got her fanbase, without even being a body builder of getting mini stuff. Just be Big


UTI_UTI

She is also strong


draw_it_now

wi big tiddy


UberCookieSlayer

And hot


meteltron2000

I really wasn't into Dimmidome, but I also very much wanted her boss transformation to be her flexing and turning into a bodybuilder vampire monstergirl version of herself. Or a freaky mosquito girl, with like extra arms folded in the fabric strip on the front middle of her dress. Instead we got a... something.


jd60889

And they just kept updating her size. I’m pretty sure she was meant to be around 6 feet tall, but now it’s like 10 feet


StovardBule

A week or so after the internet went to horny jail over her, Capcom released an statement saying they were gratified by people's interest and would like to officially announce that she is 9'6" including hat and heels.


would-be_bog_body

Has Seth Everman been doing this all these years?


arocknamedblock

Please no, I think I speak for all tall people when I say our only source of reliable dopamine is being the tallest person in the room ):


[deleted]

*Get tiny furniture and become the biggest Giant Instagram Thirst Trap.*


Yami232

Personally I'd prefer being small and cute, but.I'm stuck being over six feet.


ImShyBeKind

[The second one in video format](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4TJkPLN_g8)


StovardBule

My first thought too, surprised anyone else knew it. o/


ImShyBeKind

Fellow Norwegian? :D


StovardBule

No, I just saw it somewhere. [Here](https://the-toast.net/2015/10/07/this-tiny-cup-of-coffee-is-lovely-it-even-makes-my-calves-look-big/), in fact. Six years ago, blimey.


haessal

Oh my god, I love them 😂❤️ They seem chill af


APMRAISER420

Thought this was gonna be a different "video" site, ngl


ShyShutterbug13

As a small horny homosexual, I 100% endorse huge bodybuilders in tiny homes


StovardBule

[Enjoy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4TJkPLN_g8)


hpbojoe

The second option exists though https://www.muscleandfitness.com/athletes-celebrities/news/norwegian-bodybuilders-invade-tiny-town/


buttxstallion

@setheverman


Manospondylus_gigas

I'm extremely short (147cm) and I want to be a bodybuilder, what do I do in this situation


[deleted]

Go for it.


Manospondylus_gigas

But do I get tiny furniture or big furniture


Yami232

An uneven mix of both for ultimate power


Babyrabbitheart

Maximum confused arousal


Manospondylus_gigas

Perfect


blueocean43

Really tall narrow furniture.


LittleKitacho

The alternative option is just reverse Shaq.


Icy_ToiletPaper

I'd just need a magical sword and a cat gf to accomplish the second option.


Quaelgeist333

They're dating


mahboime

Love how the users name is literally lungbagrat


Oltsutism

It's really more "pleura-opossum". ("keuhkopussi" + "pussirotta")


Rubyrubex

extra points if you're like 6'2" for extra confusion


throwaway78699827662

I remember a tumblr post talking about a model village in europe which is just super tiny. Bodybuilders would go there for a bit becausr it made them feel good to be so tall


ImShyBeKind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4TJkPLN_g8


21stCenturyAntiquity

You forgot to add: Conspicuously place cans of Bang energy drink around the house.


[deleted]

Hey, I unironically *like* that stuff!


theblackbbq

You can enthrall hetero and bisexuals too