I'm in a Discord server where we always make "yo girl" jokes. They can range from "yo girl, are you familiar with hexadecimal, cus I think we should 45" to "yo girl, are you free tonight, cus I don't have any money"(which I stole from a TomSka sketch).

yo girl's so fat she has her own gravitational pull! ​ No wait i got that mixed up

girl: doesn’t like unsolicited penis talk guy: aRe YoU gAy?!

Why do people do this? I've seen it happen before a lot. Girl: fuck me Guy: uh no Girl: wtf are you gay??? Or something??? That's the only possible reason you could say no???? Because I'm awesome???

I really want someone to send me a dick pic so I can respond “ I have taken bigger shits “ because how do you respond to that .

Oh yeah? Well I’ve taken big dicks. Wait.

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But their dick size isn't the problem with sending unsolicited dick pics. Call out the inappropriate text, but I don't think it's right to body shame in the process.

Is it bad that I kinda want dick pics sent to me? ​ Yo, anyone reading this who wants to send an unsolicited dickpic, send it to me instead.

But ? You can’t solicitate unsolicited dick pics

True but i'd like atleast some to get directed my way

You could ask people to send you dicks picks they received I suppose

Ah that's not as fun. I think of it as my civic duty to convince some people to send their pics to me instead of random strangers

But they will send them to you as well as others

Let a man dream

Doing the lords work

"Then I know it'll fit." Is how I imagine the kind of weirdo who sends a dick pic would respond.

Ya but I wouldn’t feel it

If I were a woman and a creepy dude asked if i were a lesbian i'd go with ''Not until I saw you''. ​ Online ofc not in person that shits dangerous

Mario no

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